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Chris Walken takes us on a journey with his new dog, Lily, and explains the proper etiquette of dog walking.
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Episode 1: Doggie Bags

Segment Producer: Nick Fabiano

Associate Producer: Matt Pagourgis

Production Assistant: Adam Palya

Writers: Liam Sullivan, Matt Pagourgis, Benjamin Stumpf

Walken Voice: Benjamin Stumpf

Walken Body Double: Paul ""Kevin"" Walsh

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Animals
Transcript
00:00I brought an extra baggie this time. It's in my fanny pack with this thing attached to my stomach.
00:13I'm always prepared. I'm like a wallaby. That's a marsupial. They have pockets for stomachs. Last
00:23time I forgot my fanny pack. I didn't know you were going to go twice. I had to use my sock.
00:29Very uncomfortable. But I don't like to leave a turd hanging around. There are children running
00:37around playing. They don't watch where they're going. It's quite a problem. And they get in the
00:44car and mom goes, what is that smell? It smells like a dog turd. You've got poop in my car. I'm
00:54not giving your friend a ride home anymore. Who needs that, right? Plus the exorbitant fine for
01:00not curbing your dog. It's outrageous. It depends on the city, but it could cost you an iPhone or
01:09something else of high monetary value. Let's walk.
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