00:00I got a rep that'll make a deep jet, take a bite out of crime, make him drop the TV set,
00:15I'll just growl, give a look, tilt my head, and they sweat, if you go to Las Vegas, I'm
00:19a thousand dollar bet, I'm the smartest and the best, and the brightest and the coolest,
00:23I'm the toughest, I'm the strongest, and I'll make you look foolish.
00:25Yo, you think you can test me like a teacher?
00:27No way, make you beg like a dog, but you are anyway, you're a goofy country dog, and I'm
00:32uptown slick, you've heard my rhyme, go home, country dick.
00:35Of course I heard, that's what I'm about, I'm a herding dog, fool, so shut your mouth,
00:40I'm a border caller, and I think you're jealous of me, cause I'm the number one smartest dog
00:44in history, you sit at home and bark at shadows and fog, I keep the sheep away from wolves
00:49and coyotes, dog.
00:51Coming at you straight up, I wanna keep you chained up, I run all day, and I never need
00:55to let up, it's called endurance, and it's not your blood, buy rhyme insurance, here
01:00comes the blood.
01:01You don't face me, I don't envy, OCD dog, running crazy, you don't even know me, I'm
01:07as rich as Warren Buffet, I'm not jealous of your hair, cause you looking like a muffin,
01:11just count your sheep and go to sleep, my rhymes are anxious, so read them if you're
01:16weak.
01:17You think I'm scared, Doberman, you're joking, you're only scary to the postman, you're choking.
01:22Your bark is worse than your bite, and your rhyme is the same, totally lame.
01:26This battle's over, and it's clear I'm the winner, don't look now, but I just ate your
01:31dinner.
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