00:00Today, I'm going to tell you everything you need to know about puppies.
00:06I hope you're sitting down, because this stuff will blow your mind.
00:12First off, puppies are relentlessly cute.
00:16They're so cute I could eat them.
00:19Is that a weird thing to say?
00:22Puppies hate Christmas.
00:24That's because every year Santa snatches them up to give to children and sad people.
00:30At this training camp, they're taught to attack Santa, and rip him to shreds.
00:37These guys won't be stocking stuffers this year.
00:41They have no respect for each other.
00:43Oh, I'll just sit right here.
00:46You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:49They certainly don't respect your property.
00:52This is their way of being rebellious.
00:55That was like a $500 camera.
00:58And they certainly have no respect for you.
01:01This is their way of sticking it to the man.
01:04Oh, they just keep going.
01:07It's like a never-ending crap fest.
01:11These pups are practicing Christmas Eve escape maneuvers.
01:15They better improve their hustle or Santa's elves will get them.
01:20They're good at impersonations.
01:22This one is pretending to be a cat.
01:25But the cat is actually a rock pretending to be a cat.
01:29I think the rock is more convincing.
01:32It's believed that Sarah McLachlan wrote In the Arms of an Angel after looking at this
01:38puppy.
01:39But actually, it was written after looking at this one.
01:43There they go again.
01:45And this time they're in a clamshell.
01:48I just can't handle it.
01:51Puppies are terrible at hide-and-seek.
01:56Found you.
01:58Found you again.
01:59You're really bad at this.
02:02And most importantly, puppies eventually turn into dogs.
02:06Yeah, I know.
02:09But it's absolutely true.
02:11I saw it on the internet.
02:14And that's all for today.
02:16I hope you've learned something.
02:18Now go get yourself a puppy.
02:20Or put it on your Christmas list.
02:24Hey, thanks for watching.
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