00:00We have a new student who just moved here all the way from Africa.
00:10I'm from Michigan.
00:11Her name is Catty.
00:13Actually, it's pronounced Kitty.
00:15Is that your natural hair color?
00:16That's Damien.
00:17He's almost too gray to function.
00:19Nice wig, Janice.
00:20What's it made out of?
00:22Your mom's chest fur!
00:23That is Karen Smith.
00:24She is one of the dumbest cats you'll ever meet.
00:27She asked me to spell orange once.
00:29That is Gretchen Wiener.
00:30She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster strudel.
00:34How do I even begin to describe Regina George?
00:36Regina George is flawless.
00:38I hear her fur is insured for $10,000.
00:42I hear she does box commercials in Japan.
00:45Her favorite movie is Air Bud.
00:46One time she met Grumpy Cat on a plane and she told her she was pretty.
00:50One time she pawed me in the face.
00:52It was awesome.
00:54You're like really pretty.
00:56Thank you.
00:57So you agree.
00:58You think you're really pretty.
00:59You're from Africa.
01:00Why aren't you a lion?
01:01Oh my god.
01:02You can't ask people why they aren't lions.
01:04We want to invite you to lunch with us for the rest of the week.
01:07On Wednesday, we wear pink.
01:08Get in, loser!
01:09We're going shopping!
01:10Check out our burn book.
01:12We cut out pictures of all the cats in our yearbook.
01:14Can you help me?
01:15It's a factorial, so you multiply it by one.
01:18What are you?
01:19I'm a mouse.
01:20Duh.
01:21Let's cut off for sources.
01:22Boyfriend.
01:23Hot body.
01:24Army of felines.
01:25Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:27What are you, Glenn Calico?
01:31It just burns carbs.
01:32I really want to lose three pounds.
01:34Want to get fish tacos?
01:35I can't get fish tacos.
01:37I'm on an all-carb diet.
01:38God.
01:39You're so stupid.
01:40If someone says something bad about you, would you want to know?
01:43Hold on.
01:44Oh my god.
01:45He's so annoying.
01:46Who is?
01:47Who's this?
01:48Gretchen.
01:49Hold on, right?
01:50Regina says everyone hates you.
01:51I can't go out.
01:52I'm sick.
01:53Boo, you dog.
01:55They make you gain weight like crazy.
01:56Meow.
01:57Made out with a hot dog?
01:59That was one time.
02:01Who has felt personally victimized by Regina George?
02:03I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and catnip and we'd all eat it and be happy.
02:09She doesn't even go here.
02:10I'm sorry.
02:12You don't know what people say about you.
02:14They say that you are an ugly pussy.
02:15The limit does not exist.
02:17And the winner of the Spring Fling Kitty Cat.
02:20You get a crown and you get a crown and you get a crown and you get a crown.
02:25You get a crown and you get a crown and you get a crown and you get a crown.
02:30Everyone gets a crown.
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