00:00 In the future, cats are man's best friend.
00:19 They don't knock glasses off the counter.
00:25 They don't sleep on your keyboard when you're trying to work.
00:35 Because one night a year, cats go absolutely crazy.
00:44 Cats like us, we don't survive the night.
00:49 If you're not purging, we advise you to get to your cat towers as quickly as possible.
00:56 [SIREN]
00:58 [PANTING]
01:00 [THUD]
01:02 [CRASH]
01:04 This is your emergency broadcast system.
01:07 At the siren, all emergency services, including visits to the veterinarian, will be suspended.
01:15 [CATS SNARLING]
01:17 It is all right to purge.
01:21 [CATS SNARLING]
01:23 [CRASH]
01:25 [CATS SNARLING]
01:27 [CRASH]
01:29 Remember all the good that the purge does.
01:32 The purge.
01:37 [CRASH]
01:39 [CRASH]
01:41 [CRASH]
01:43 [CRASH]
01:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:48 (dramatic music)
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