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Miley Cyrus just uploaded a boobie pic onto Instagram, but you probably missed all that because you were too busy worrying about the 162 souls aboard AirAsia flight QZ8501.
Don’t worry, we’ve got you. While you were wasting time Googling flight 8501 and the Italian ferry fire, Miley Cyrus was uploading a classy black and white jpeg of her knockers to Instagram. Of course they aren’t allowed on Instagram, but that was the whole point!
She included the caption, “Some lame ass deff gonna (flag) that but f-kkkkkkkk it! #practicewhatchupreach, #FreeTheNipple, #FreeDatShit”.
Ah, yes, Free The Nipple! The global campaign to win equal-topplessness for women, freeing them to become fat, sweaty topless construction workers, or floppy old grandmas sunning their tube-socks at the pool.
Hah, I’m kidding. FreeTheNipple only applies to young hot chicks who men already wanted to see topless anyway. Don’t sweat.
Miley is among the most avid proponents of the Free the Nipple movement, as you probably noticed this year. So call the Indonesian emergency search and rescue teams and tell them to relax, Miley’s freed the nipple yet again!
In other news, Rihanna instagrammed her butt. That is all.
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