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00:00♪
00:20Right turn.
00:22Left turn.
00:24Forward march.
00:26Left turn.
00:28Left turn.
00:30Right turn.
00:32Present arms.
00:35♪
00:50♪
01:12What's the show?
01:14Anniversary of the Battle of Port Talbot.
01:16Full dress parade of the officers for your wife's inspection.
01:20Full dress parade of my wife's lovers.
01:23For my inspection.
01:25That's what it was done for.
01:27♪
01:34Aren't you proud of them, Colonel?
01:36Perhaps on the whole.
01:38Not quite the stuff we were made of in my day.
01:41Oh, but you can't expect that.
01:45Your record goes back to the Battle of Port Talbot.
01:48Where you were the first man through the Swedish line.
01:51And got that.
01:54And that.
01:59And that.
02:01How do you know all this?
02:03This is my regiment, Colonel.
02:07Gentlemen.
02:09I invite you to come in and drink your regimental toast with me.
02:15Parade dismissed.
02:18♪
02:39I've got to stop to that little mountain bank.
02:44Gentlemen.
02:46This is the most glorious regiment in the world.
02:50Your regiment.
02:52My regiment.
02:54Is my regiment.
02:56Coupled with the name of Colonel Carnilo.
02:58Colonel Carnilo.
03:00♪
03:08Now, gentlemen.
03:10Whose turn is it to be my commandant?
03:12My turn.
03:13Oh, no, no, no, you nourish kids.
03:16You are far too busy with your military pursuits.
03:19Pursuits, right?
03:20Yes.
03:21The pursuits of the girl in the flower shop for instance.
03:27Teaching her the use of arms, I suppose.
03:31And practicing hauling in.
03:41Peter, what a charming surprise.
03:44Won't you join us?
03:46I want to talk to you.
03:48Very well.
03:50I shall be free about four o'clock.
03:52You're coming now.
03:54Right.
03:56Well, I've said goodbye to my guests.
03:58Goodbye, gentlemen.
04:00I'm sorry to leave you.
04:02Bye to Cincy.
04:04Bye, gentlemen.
04:05Bye.
04:07By the way, Kinney.
04:12Oh, by the way, Kinney.
04:14You are taking me to the opera tonight.
04:16Please don't forget.
04:17Thank you very much.