The Telephone Book (1971) -  Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hello there, I'd like to talk to you very seriously for a moment about your beautiful

00:14tits.

00:16What you are about to see can only be described as frank adult entertainment.

00:21I just can't tell you how busy I am.

00:25I made dirty calls because I'm a creep.

00:28It was only a phone call, but it was a work of art.

00:34What line of work are you in?

00:36Perhaps the greatest stag movie star of all time.

00:40Uh, what precisely does that image suggest to you?

00:46State of Maryland.

00:47You're really strange.

00:49I was able to think out my problems and understand why I wanted to call up pretty girls and say

00:56dick a lick.

01:07I make obscene telephone calls.

01:11The best calls.

01:13Calls that no one can resist.

01:16I have perfected this highly specialized art.

01:22To the point where, if I wanted to, I could seduce the president of the United States.

01:31His wife.

01:33His children.

01:35His grandparents.

01:37But I have no political ambitions.

01:51I have no political ambitions.

02:21I have no political ambitions.