- 12/10/2014
A Yank in Ermine (1955)
85 min | Comedy
Director: Gordon Parry
Writers: John Paddy Carstairs (novel), John Paddy Carstairs (screenplay), 1 more credit »
Stars: Peter M. Thompson, Noelle Middleton, Harold Lloyd Jr.
85 min | Comedy
Director: Gordon Parry
Writers: John Paddy Carstairs (novel), John Paddy Carstairs (screenplay), 1 more credit »
Stars: Peter M. Thompson, Noelle Middleton, Harold Lloyd Jr.
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00:14:25It's the first time a member of your branch of the family has set foot on English soil
00:14:51since the Mayflower sailed from America.
00:14:53Well, I think it's about time one of us came back, checked up, see what's going on over
00:14:56here.
00:15:12Hey, Mr. Kemp, is this my car?
00:15:14Yes, my lord.
00:15:15Hey, how about this, fellas?
00:15:17Ah, crazy, man, crazy.
00:15:18This is Clayton, your chauffeur, my lord.
00:15:20Oh, hiya, Clayton.
00:15:21I'm very well, thank you, my lord.
00:15:23Don't look too well at me.
00:15:24It looks a little flushed.
00:15:25Well, if you would proceed us, my lord.
00:15:28What's that?
00:15:30All right, hop in, fellas.
00:15:52Well, Mr. Kemp, where are we now?
00:16:11This is the village, Beverly Meadows in the county of Buckinghamshire.
00:16:14Village?
00:16:15But when do we get to the county of Beverly?
00:16:17There is no county of Beverly Meadows.
00:16:19No county?
00:16:20No country.
00:16:21Glory isn't going to like that.
00:16:22No, sir.
00:16:24You know, I read someplace that you could dump the whole of Britain in one
00:16:27little tiny corner of Texas and nobody would know no difference.
00:16:30We would.
00:16:31Would your lordship care to inspect the village?
00:16:33Yeah, we'd like that, wouldn't we, fellas?
00:16:34Yeah, certainly would.
00:16:35Hey, you know, this place is kind of quaint.
00:16:37I kind of like it.
00:16:37Ah, give me dead man's gulch, Harry Jones.
00:16:40On the site now occupied by the post office, your ancestors'
00:16:43protection countenance was burned at the stake of the witchcraft.
00:16:45Huh, nice customs they got around here.
00:16:48You better watch yourself, Joey.
00:16:49You'll end up on the end of a barbecue.
00:16:51Hey, fellas, look what I see.
00:16:52Oh, man.
00:16:54Ice cold, creamy, frothy beer in big glasses.
00:16:57Oh, brother.
00:16:58That's for us, boys.
00:16:59Look, look.
00:17:01In your position, a common host today.
00:17:04Mr. Kemp, do they serve beer there or don't they?
00:17:06Yes, I suppose so.
00:17:07If your lordship insists.
00:17:09Your lordship insists.
00:17:12Hey, Clayton, don't you want a beer?
00:17:15Oh, thank you very much, my lord.
00:17:17Well, come and get it, boy.
00:17:20Come on, let's have some soy beans around here.
00:17:26Morning, Mr. Clayton.
00:17:28Your usual?
00:17:31Make it beers all around, please.
00:17:49Oh, Lady Angela, it's so kind of you to help me.
00:17:51Oh, that's all right, Mrs. Horrocks.
00:17:53Now, off you go and don't worry.
00:17:55I'll look after the shop.
00:17:56Thank you, Lady Angela.
00:17:57I'll get back as soon as I can.
00:18:03Will.
00:18:04Pip, pip.
00:18:11Hey, Pop, what is this stuff?
00:18:12We asked for beer.
00:18:14And I gave you a beer, sir.
00:18:15And I gave you a beer, sir.
00:18:16And I gave you a beer, sir.
00:18:17And I gave you a beer, sir.
00:18:18And I gave you a beer, sir.
00:18:19My best mild ale.
00:18:21Mild?
00:18:22You mean mildewed?
00:18:23My customers have never complained, sir.
00:18:25Well, where'd you get this stuff from, Mac?
00:18:27The Suez Canal?
00:18:28It's hot.
00:18:29Now, just a minute.
00:18:31There were quite a number of you American gentlemen
00:18:34coming here during the war.
00:18:35And they learned to like our ways,
00:18:37and like our beer, the way we serve it.
00:18:39And if you're not satisfied,
00:18:42I'll thank you to take a customer elsewhere.
00:18:44Landlord, landlord.
00:18:45Do you know whom you are addressing?
00:18:47This gentleman is the Earl of Beverloo.
00:18:49Eh?
00:18:50Apart from the gross discourtesy to his lordship
00:18:52on his first day in England,
00:18:54I need hardly remind you that his lordship
00:18:55is your landlord, landlord.
00:18:57I beg your pardon, sir.
00:18:59I mean your lordship.
00:19:00I had no idea who you was,
00:19:01or I'd never let my silly tongue run away with me.
00:19:03No offense meant, sir.
00:19:05My lord.
00:19:06That's all right, Pop.
00:19:07Forget it.
00:19:11You know, this beer's good.
00:19:12Kind of grows on you.
00:19:13Drink up, fellas.
00:19:15Are you kidding?
00:19:16Do I have to?
00:19:19Drink up.
00:19:20Come on.
00:19:24My lord, just to show there's no hard feeling,
00:19:26I'd be honored if you and these gentlemen
00:19:28would have one on the house.
00:19:29Well, thanks a lot, Pop.
00:19:30That's mighty kind of you.
00:19:32We sure appreciate it.
00:19:35Uh, well, uh,
00:19:36some other time, huh, fellas?
00:19:38Yeah, sure.
00:19:39Some other time.
00:19:40We'll be looking forward to it.
00:19:43Well, so long, Pop.
00:19:44We'll be seeing you.
00:19:45My lord.
00:19:46Good day, gentlemen.
00:19:49Thank you, Pop.
00:19:56Hey, look at Joe.
00:19:57Does ice mean the same as ice cream?
00:19:59Boy, I wouldn't know.
00:20:00How about it, Kempe?
00:20:02Substantially, I should imagine, sir.
00:20:03He means yes.
00:20:04You guys hang on here.
00:20:05I'll go in and find out.
00:20:13Hello.
00:20:15Hello.
00:20:16Hello.
00:20:18I, uh, see you got ice cream here.
00:20:20Have we?
00:20:24Oh!
00:20:25So we have.
00:20:26Must be Wednesday.
00:20:27We only have it on Wednesday.
00:20:29Well, I'd like about five of them, please.
00:20:35Looking for someone?
00:20:36No, no.
00:20:37Well, there's a couple of buddies of mine outside.
00:20:39I don't want them to come muscling in here.
00:20:41Why?
00:20:43I'm kind of, I saw you first.
00:20:44I see.
00:20:45Do you live around here?
00:20:46Oh, not very far away.
00:20:48Do you mind if I come along sometime and say hello?
00:20:51Not in the least.
00:20:53That's great.
00:20:55Well, I better be getting these outside or they'll melt.
00:20:57Bye.
00:20:58Bye.
00:21:01Hey, I forgot to pay you for these.
00:21:04I forgot to ask you.
00:21:06Um, one and eight.
00:21:08Help yourself.
00:21:10You're not very familiar with our money.
00:21:12No, I guess not.
00:21:14I just got in town this morning.
00:21:16Oh.
00:21:19Well, I better run along.
00:21:21But I'll see you.
00:21:22Bye.
00:21:44Bye.
00:22:03Welcome home, my lord.
00:22:06Home, huh?
00:22:07Home of the bevelers for over 400 years.
00:22:09Yeah, cozy little shack, isn't it?
00:22:11How's the plumbing?
00:22:12Adequate.
00:22:13More than adequate.
00:22:16Ah, here is Boone, your butler, my lord.
00:22:20I trust your lordship had a pleasant journey.
00:22:23Well, yes, I did.
00:22:24Thank you very much.
00:22:25Boone, is it?
00:22:26Boone, my lord.
00:22:27You been here a long time, Boone?
00:22:30So far as we can trace, we've never been anywhere else, my lord.
00:22:33There was a Boone in attendance upon the first hour.
00:22:36Well, now that you've seen me, do you want to stick around?
00:22:39You bet, my lord.
00:22:40You're okay, Boone.
00:22:42Lead the way, Boone.
00:22:43Thank you, my lord.
00:22:58Up there.
00:23:00Up there.
00:23:14I think your lordship is expected to say a few words.
00:23:18Such as what?
00:23:19Anything to prompt you.
00:23:20Huh?
00:23:21Just give voice to your natural feelings, my lord.
00:23:32Hiya.
00:23:36Well, um, I just got into town.
00:23:38I thought I'd stop by and say hello.
00:23:40Oh, yes.
00:23:42Well, um, I just got into town and I haven't had a lot of time
00:23:45to look the place over yet.
00:23:46But from what I've seen, it's pretty swell.
00:23:48Of course, it's kind of old and I've been told the plumbing's
00:23:51a bit on the blink, but we can fix those.
00:23:54What worries me most is this being a lord business.
00:23:58You know, I've been made a lord kind of automatic.
00:24:01Doesn't make much sense to me yet.
00:24:04Funny, I don't feel any different.
00:24:06I'm just an ordinary guy named Joe Turner from New York.
00:24:11But anyway, I'm going to take the job and try anyway.
00:24:16If it doesn't work out, well, then I'll just go back home.
00:24:21You folks like to stay around and help me run the place?
00:24:26I'd sure like you to.
00:24:30Well, what do you say?
00:24:35Don't you folks speak English?
00:24:38American?
00:24:40American?
00:24:42My lord.
00:24:46On behalf of your lordship's household staff,
00:24:49it is my pleasant duty to welcome you to your estate
00:24:51and to assure you that that loyalty and devotion
00:24:53with which we have always served your forebears
00:24:55are always at your command.
00:24:57We are beverly folk, my lord, and it would be a sad day indeed
00:25:00if you were not happy in our midst.
00:25:02Here, here.
00:25:03Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:25:06Three chairs for his lordship.
00:25:08Hip, hip.
00:25:09Hooray!
00:25:10Hip, hip.
00:25:11Hooray!
00:25:13Hip, hip.
00:25:14Hooray!
00:25:25Gentlemen, gentlemen. Splendid news.
00:25:28What's that, Mr. Kemp?
00:25:29We've been invited to tea by the Duke of Fontenham.
00:25:31The Duke of Fontenham?
00:25:32But that's the guy we're feuding with, isn't it?
00:25:34Yeah, let's go give him a kick in the east wing.
00:25:36But don't you understand?
00:25:37This place is willing to heal an age-old breach.
00:25:39Okay, so we'll kick him in his age-old britches.
00:25:42Play endeavor, Mr. Jenks, to restrain your
00:25:44somewhat bizarre sense of humor.
00:25:46In England, I assure you, a duke is no laughing matter.
00:25:49Quite so, quite so.
00:26:08Hey, you there.
00:26:09Where the devil do you think you're going?
00:26:11Oh, it's you, Kemp, is it?
00:26:13Thought it was one of those infernal sightseers.
00:26:16Just because they let the public in on Tuesdays and Fridays
00:26:18seem to think they can come swarming around any day they like.
00:26:20Chanting on my flowerbeds and gaping through the windows.
00:26:23Well, I'm sorry I shouted at you.
00:26:26But I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:26:29I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:26:31I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:26:33I'm not going to let you get away with it.
00:26:35I'm sorry I shouted at you.
00:26:37Oh, which one is it?
00:26:39This is the Earl of Beverlo, Your Grace.
00:26:42Oh, that's a mercy at any rate.
00:26:44So, you're Beverlo. How are you?
00:26:46Fine, fine, Duke. Thank you.
00:26:48These are my two friends, Slowburn Jenks and Butch Halliday.
00:26:50Hiya, Duke.
00:26:52Glad to know you.
00:26:53Me too. Pleasure.
00:26:55Nice big place you got here, Duke.
00:26:57Looks like a hamburger stand.
00:27:00Good of you to say so.
00:27:02Hamburger stand, eh?
00:27:05That's dash funny, eh?
00:27:10Am I missing something?
00:27:12Ah, Angela. This is Beverlo, my daughter Angela.
00:27:14And two friends of his, Mr. Halliday and Mr. Jenks.
00:27:18Do you know what he just said?
00:27:20He said that Fontham makes Beverlo look like a hamburger stand.
00:27:25Pretty good, isn't it?
00:27:27What is a hamburger stand?
00:27:29I understand it's a sort of refreshment buffet, Your Grace.
00:27:31Do they sell ice cream there, Mr. Kim?
00:27:33What's going on? I know you. You're up to something.
00:27:35We'd met before.
00:27:38Oh, you had, eh? Where?
00:27:40In the village shop. Mrs. Horrocks had to go up to London.
00:27:42The joke's on me, Duke. I thought she was the regular girl.
00:27:44Well, since you two seem to know each other,
00:27:46perhaps Angela better show you around, eh?
00:27:49Would you like that?
00:27:51Yes, indeed I would.
00:27:53Would you gentlemen care for some refreshments?
00:27:55Yes, please.
00:27:57That was sure good ice cream we had the other day.
00:28:00Oh, and look, Your Ladyship.
00:28:02If I was at all fresh in the shop, I hope you'll forget it.
00:28:04Oh, if you were, I doubt it.
00:28:06I prefer to remember it.
00:28:08And my name's Angela.
00:28:10Well, Angela, would I be stepping out of line
00:28:13if I told you my name was Joe?
00:28:15Joe?
00:28:17I like Joe.
00:28:19You do?
00:28:21As a matter of fact, my first love was Joe.
00:28:24His father was a German boxer and his mother was an African.
00:28:26He's the cutest little ball of fluff you ever saw.
00:28:28Oh, I get it.
00:28:30A shaggy dog story, huh?
00:28:32Shaggy, but very sweet.
00:28:34So you see, I'm prejudiced in favor of Joe's.
00:28:37Well, in that case, I'm glad I wasn't named for my Uncle Ezra.
00:28:39How about you, Mr. Harrington?
00:28:41Have another muffin?
00:28:43If it's all the same with you, Duke,
00:28:45I'd sooner have another one of those cookies.
00:28:48Cookies?
00:28:50Oh, here you are at last.
00:28:52I'm afraid we have to start without you.
00:28:54Oh, please sit down.
00:28:56I've been showing Joe the tables.
00:28:58Showing who?
00:29:01Oh, yes, of course.
00:29:03There's no signs of Bertram yet.
00:29:05What's the use of your having a fiancée
00:29:07if he doesn't keep his engagements, what?
00:29:09Oh, it sounds like him now.
00:29:12You know Bertram now, Travis, of course.
00:29:14Skip?
00:29:16No, you don't prove it, dear son.
00:29:18Yes, that's right, quite a good chap.
00:29:20You must get him to show you the ropes, Beverly.
00:29:23Oh, there you are.
00:29:25Thought you said you were coming to tea.
00:29:27Hello, Pudgeface.
00:29:29Hello, Bertie.
00:29:31Oh, you haven't met Beverly, have you?
00:29:34This is Mel Chapman, the chap I was telling you about.
00:29:36How do you do?
00:29:38How do you do?
00:29:40And these are two of Beverly's friends, Mr...
00:29:42Smallburn Jenks and Butch Holliday over there.
00:29:45How are you?
00:29:47I'm fine, how are you?
00:29:49And Mr. Kemp, of course you know.
00:29:51Good afternoon.
00:29:53I heard they'd run you away from America.
00:29:55Oh, dear chap, once you get the hang of it,
00:29:58it'll be a piece of cake.
00:30:00Oh, by the way, sir, what about the rugby match?
00:30:02By jovious, thanks for reminding me.
00:30:04Has anyone told you about the rugby match?
00:30:06Beverly versus Fontanum?
00:30:09It's been an annual battle ever since the game was invented.
00:30:11And Fontanum has won the last ten matches.
00:30:13Well, it's about time we put Beverly back on the map, then.
00:30:15Oh, you do play?
00:30:17Well, I'm supposed to be pretty good at real football,
00:30:20but I understand rugby's kind of a sissy game.
00:30:22I say, steady on, old boy.
00:30:24too well what bevelo means.
00:30:26Well, don't take it to heart, Daddy.
00:30:28I don't know, of course not, but it seems rather
00:30:30an odd way for bevelo to speak about rugby.
00:30:33I'm sorry if I spoke out of turn, sir.
00:30:36I guess your rugby's kind of sacred around here.
00:30:38I'm afraid we do take our games a bit seriously.
00:30:41You should see us when there's a test match on.
00:30:43Even croquet.
00:30:44What's that?
00:30:46Don't be a dope.
00:30:47Everybody knows what croquet is.
00:30:49It's a kind of fancy needlework.
00:30:51Fancy needlework?
00:30:53Fancy needlework, indeed.
00:30:55I'll show you what croquet is.
00:30:57Come along, all of you.
00:31:10Good shot, Duke.
00:31:13Hey, Duke, you've hit my ball.
00:31:15Yes, I croquet you.
00:31:17Well, it's your turn, Bertram, now.
00:31:19Right.
00:31:25Oh, dear.
00:31:26No, Angela.
00:31:29Good girl.
00:31:32Now it's you, bevelo, now.
00:31:35Now it's your turn, Bertram.
00:31:39Now it's you, bevelo, now.
00:31:42Well, what do I do now?
00:31:44You want to go through that hoop, old boy.
00:31:46What, way over there?
00:31:47Take care.
00:31:48Don't put the Duke through the hoop.
00:31:49That's right.
00:31:50Don't put him through the hoop.
00:31:51Knock him for a loop.
00:31:55Watch this, Bertram, old boy, old boy.
00:32:08Oh, my greenhouse.
00:32:11Kemp, get him out of here, the lot of them.
00:32:13I should have known Bertram had let a beveler within miles of his place.
00:32:16His ancestors burned down the East Wing, and now he's wrecked the greenhouse.
00:32:20But, Duke, I...
00:32:21Oh, get out.
00:32:22Daddy, it wasn't his fault. He couldn't have...
00:32:30Well, how do you like that?
00:32:31Give him up the air.
00:32:32His grace was certainly put out.
00:32:34He was put out.
00:32:37Hey, Joe.
00:32:40Joe, I am sorry.
00:32:42Daddy didn't really mean it.
00:32:43He's a bit hot-tempered at times.
00:32:45Boy, I'll say he is.
00:32:46He didn't even give me a chance to apologize.
00:32:49Anyway, maybe I'd better go back where I belong.
00:32:51Oh, Joe, really?
00:32:53And I think maybe you'd best go back where you belong, too.
00:32:55Nice to have known you.
00:32:57Come on now, girl, jump in.
00:33:06Come on.
00:33:27Well, so long, fellas.
00:33:28I'm going for a walk.
00:33:29We'll come with you.
00:33:37He's acting like he doesn't want us along.
00:33:39What's eating him?
00:33:40What do you think, stupid?
00:33:41It's a case of...
00:33:45Oh, sure.
00:33:48Hey, come here, Butch.
00:33:49I want to talk to you.
00:33:53I still don't get it.
00:33:54What did that little man mean by the churchy femme bit?
00:33:57Look, skip it.
00:33:59We've got some thinking to do.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:01What are we going to think about?
00:34:02Joe, he's in trouble.
00:34:04He's in trouble.
00:34:05He's in trouble.
00:34:06He's in bad trouble.
00:34:07He is?
00:34:08Well, certainly.
00:34:09We've got to help him.
00:34:10That's right.
00:34:11We're his buddies, aren't we?
00:34:12How do we start?
00:34:13Look, sit down.
00:34:14I'll do the thinking for the two of us.
00:34:19The way I figure it, this guy Joe should be the happiest guy in the Air Force.
00:34:22He's got a swell dump here.
00:34:23He's got plenty of dough.
00:34:24He's got a handle to his name.
00:34:25What more does a guy want?
00:34:27Yet the poor sap's eating his heart out.
00:34:28For why?
00:34:30I don't know, Slowburn.
00:34:31Look, if a guy ain't happy, what's the reason nine times out of ten?
00:34:35I know.
00:34:36Dames.
00:34:37Roger, no guy's a happy guy when he ain't got no feminine society.
00:34:40He comes to Britain.
00:34:41He don't know his soul.
00:34:42He's lonely, Butch.
00:34:43He's got us, ain't he?
00:34:44Yeah, sure.
00:34:45But we ain't no feminine society.
00:34:46I guess not.
00:34:48He goes overboard for this Angela dame.
00:34:49Then he discovers that she's going steady with his Bertram character.
00:34:52You know what he's liable to do now, don't you?
00:34:54No.
00:34:55What?
00:34:56Pass the whole thing up, go back home.
00:34:58He can't do that.
00:34:59We've got to talk to him.
00:35:00You talk to him, Slowburn.
00:35:02He wouldn't listen.
00:35:03We've got to think of a way to keep him here.
00:35:06Hey, Butch.
00:35:08Remember that dame, Gloria, he was going with back home in the States?
00:35:11Yeah, some dame.
00:35:12Yeah, well, supposing Joe was to send for her like he promised.
00:35:14Maybe now, since he met up with this Angela dame, he might not get around to it.
00:35:17Well, that's what we can help him see.
00:35:19We've got to think what's best for him.
00:35:26Hello, operator?
00:35:27Western Union, please.
00:35:28Want to send a cable.
00:35:35Pop.
00:35:39Hey, let's buy everybody a drink.
00:35:40Let's liven the place up a little bit.
00:35:42My lord, you know, I believe you had enough.
00:35:45Pop, you know, I believe you're right.
00:35:47I guess I'm going to drive you home.
00:35:56Good night.
00:35:57Good night.
00:36:06Hiya, Booney.
00:36:07The master's come home.
00:36:09You can bring in the drawbridge now.
00:36:11May I remove your lordship's hat?
00:36:13My hat?
00:36:14Hat, my lord.
00:36:16Oh.
00:36:18Isn't that sensational?
00:36:20Booney, I'm going to give you this little hat.
00:36:26It's wonderful, Booney.
00:36:28It's sensational, Booney.
00:36:30I don't think you should ever take it off.
00:36:32No, my lord.
00:36:33I placed a tray of your lordship in the study.
00:36:35Oh, no, Booney.
00:36:36I can't have any more to drink.
00:36:38Hey, but where are my buddies?
00:36:40The gentleman retired about an hour ago, my lord.
00:36:42Drunk?
00:36:43Perfectly sober, my lord.
00:36:45Oh, that's disgusting, Booney.
00:36:47That's disgusting.
00:36:54Hey, Booney, I don't like to look at this guy.
00:36:56He looks mean.
00:36:58I quite agree, my lord.
00:37:00I don't ever have to look at him.
00:37:02I don't ever have to wear a suit like that, do I, Booney?
00:37:05It's not a business, my lord.
00:37:07Good, good.
00:37:11I'll never make it.
00:37:13I'll help you, my lord.
00:37:14Come along.
00:37:20Oh.
00:37:22Gracious.
00:37:24My lord, what has happened?
00:37:26It's okay. It can't be.
00:37:28Booney just got a little drunk.
00:37:30What have you got on?
00:37:32Pajamas.
00:37:33You disappoint me, Kimpey.
00:37:35I thought you'd have on an old knight shirt and an old knight hat.
00:37:38Where's your respect for tradition?
00:37:40If your lordship will allow me, I'll assist you.
00:37:49You're drunk.
00:37:50You're both drunk.
00:37:52Drunk as lords.
00:37:54Good night.
00:37:59Don't nobody get bumped off over here.
00:38:02I think the last time anything happened around here to make headlines
00:38:04was when my noble ancestor, Earl One, got it in the neck.
00:38:08What time is it?
00:38:10Twenty after eleven.
00:38:11Oh.
00:38:13Tell me when it's half past, will you?
00:38:14I got a date with Kimpey.
00:38:16He's going to teach me how to play croquet.
00:38:19I think they made a large mistake.
00:38:20They should have made Butch the Earl.
00:38:22Yeah, another couple of weeks, you won't tell him from a limey.
00:38:24Well, what's wrong with that, for Pete's sake?
00:38:26Limey's okay.
00:38:27You know, Joe?
00:38:28Slowburn's jealous.
00:38:29Jealous?
00:38:31Yeah, on account of Mabel don't go for him.
00:38:33She goes for me.
00:38:34She says I sweep her off her feet.
00:38:36Who is Mabel?
00:38:38She is the upstairs maid.
00:38:40Hey, listen, listen.
00:38:48Oh, what I wouldn't give to be up there.
00:38:53Well, I'm really fed with being cooped up in this place.
00:38:55We're getting out of here, and fast.
00:38:56Then what are you doing?
00:38:58Hello, operator?
00:38:59Would you get me American Airlines in London, please?
00:39:01Yeah, that's right.
00:39:03You'll call me back?
00:39:04Thank you, operator.
00:39:06Captain Mel Travers, my lord.
00:39:08Morning, chaps.
00:39:09Hello, Bertram.
00:39:10Hi.
00:39:11Phew, a bit of a fog in here, isn't there?
00:39:13Just dropped in to find out if you had anything on tonight.
00:39:15A bit of a do in the village.
00:39:17A do?
00:39:18Just the usual hop in aid of the organ fund.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:21Well, it'd be madly exciting, but I thought if you had nothing else better to do,
00:39:23you might like to come along.
00:39:24We have nothing to do, period.
00:39:26It's very kind of you, Bertram, and we sure appreciate it.
00:39:28Is Angela going?
00:39:30Oh, you bet.
00:39:31Must show the old faggot, huh?
00:39:33Does she know about your asking me?
00:39:34Us?
00:39:35Know about it.
00:39:36As a matter of fact, it was her idea, old boy.
00:39:38It was, huh?
00:39:40Well, thanks a lot.
00:39:41We'll be glad to accept.
00:39:42Won't we, fellas?
00:39:43Sure will.
00:39:44Yeah, sure.
00:39:45Well, splendid.
00:39:46See you tonight, village hall, 8 o'clock.
00:39:47Must get weaving.
00:39:48So long.
00:39:49So long, Bertram.
00:39:50So long, Bertram.
00:39:51Hello?
00:39:52Oh, yes, operator.
00:39:53Oh, my call to London.
00:39:54Yes, well, I won't be needing it now, operator.
00:39:56That's right.
00:39:57Thank you very much.
00:39:59Before I couldn't find her.
00:40:07Certainly is great to hear Joe happy again.
00:40:09Sure is.
00:40:10I guess everything's going to be all right now between he and that Angela dame.
00:40:13Yeah, I guess so.
00:40:15Hey, Gloria.
00:40:19It certainly was a heck of an idea of yours sending her that cable.
00:40:21Was it my idea?
00:40:23I should have known better than to listen to you in the first place.
00:40:25Sorry, slow burn.
00:40:27You guys ready?
00:40:29No.
00:40:30Well, come on, come on.
00:40:32We're going to the dance, aren't we?
00:40:33Oh, yes, certainly.
00:40:35Hey, what's the matter with you guys anyway?
00:40:37You look like you just lost your last friend.
00:40:39Well, come on, snap out of it.
00:40:41We're going to have a swell time, aren't we?
00:40:43Oh, yeah, sure.
00:40:44Well, hurry up.
00:40:45See you downstairs.
00:40:46Okay.
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:17Any particular flavor, Pudge?
00:41:19Strawberry vanilla, I don't mind.
00:41:20Yeah.
00:41:22Hello.
00:41:24Hello.
00:41:25Would you like to dance?
00:41:27Well, I...
00:41:33It was very nice of you to ask me to come along today.
00:41:35Oh, I didn't want to be unmayable, eh?
00:41:37I thought maybe it meant that you'd forgiven me.
00:41:39Forgiven you?
00:41:40After the way I behaved at your house the other day.
00:41:42Oh, I think we both lost our tempers a little bit.
00:41:44Let's say we forgive each other.
00:41:48How about your dad?
00:41:49Is he still so angry?
00:41:51Good heavens, no, he doesn't stay angry long.
00:41:53He blows up sometimes, but dust soon settles.
00:41:55What goes up must come down.
00:42:14Yes?
00:42:16Evening, Frankenstein.
00:42:17Have the zombies carry in my grips, will you?
00:42:19I beg your pardon?
00:42:20Is this bevel-o matter, or is it?
00:42:22Certainly.
00:42:23That's all I wanted to know.
00:42:24Stand aside, buster.
00:42:25Really, madam, you cannot come in here...
00:42:27I'm Gloria.
00:42:28Didn't Joe tell you about me?
00:42:30Do I understand that you're acquainted with his lordship?
00:42:32Is that a laugh?
00:42:33I'm his fiancée.
00:42:34Oh, no.
00:42:35How's that?
00:42:36I beg your pardon, miss.
00:42:38No doubt his lordship failed to acquaint me
00:42:40of the glad tidings.
00:42:41Fig that.
00:42:43The guy cables me express in New York,
00:42:45begging me to fly over and be his countess
00:42:47to help.
00:42:49An oversight on his lordship's part, no doubt, madam.
00:42:51Where is he, anyway?
00:42:52His lordship and party are attending a dance
00:42:54in the village, madam.
00:42:55No doubt you would like to retire.
00:42:57Retire not, then.
00:42:59Tell that cab driver to hang around
00:43:01and put my clothes someplace where I can change
00:43:03into something more comfortable.
00:43:05I'm going to that dance.
00:43:07I apologize, sir.
00:43:08You shouldn't.
00:43:09You never know who might be looking.
00:43:11Why don't you call me Butch?
00:43:13Oh, I couldn't, sir.
00:43:14You'll be a friend of his lordship's and all.
00:43:16I'll go on trying.
00:43:18Butch.
00:43:20Yeah, I kind of like England,
00:43:22but there are a lot of things about it
00:43:23that sure make me mad.
00:43:25There are a lot of things about Americans
00:43:26that make us mad.
00:43:28That doesn't mean we should decide
00:43:29to go to England, does it?
00:43:31No, sir.
00:43:32I don't think so.
00:43:33There are a lot of things about Americans
00:43:34that make us mad.
00:43:36That doesn't mean we should dislike each other.
00:43:38I still think I should go back home
00:43:39where I belong.
00:43:41You don't mean that.
00:43:42Yes, I do, Angela.
00:43:44If I'd been raised here and knew the rules,
00:43:45then I could play the game accordingly,
00:43:47but while I have a feeling I don't belong,
00:43:49that's no good.
00:43:51You don't have to feel that way.
00:43:53It's entirely up to you.
00:43:55What I'm thinking about isn't.
00:43:56Are you sure?
00:43:57We're dead sure.
00:43:59You're engaged to Bertram, aren't you?
00:44:01Yes.
00:44:03I am.
00:44:04And you're going to marry him.
00:44:06Yes, I suppose so, one day.
00:44:08What a romance.
00:44:09Sure seems to amble along over here.
00:44:11If I were Bertram, I can tell you
00:44:12I'd be in much more of a hurry.
00:44:16It's been one of those understood things
00:44:17ever since we were kids
00:44:18that Bertram and I would get married one day.
00:44:20It was our parents' idea, really.
00:44:21It's a great system.
00:44:23You must save a lot of time and bother
00:44:24not having to wait to fall in love.
00:44:28It works out all right.
00:44:30In theory.
00:44:31Yes, but how about in practice?
00:44:43Hi, Joe!
00:44:45Wow!
00:44:46Hey, Bush, look!
00:44:47Come on!
00:44:49Yahoo!
00:44:51Wow, look who's here.
00:44:53Hello, fellas.
00:44:54Glad to see me?
00:44:55Oh, yeah, sure, sure.
00:44:57What an attractive girl.
00:44:58I haven't seen her before.
00:44:59Is she a friend of yours?
00:45:00Well, yeah, sort of.
00:45:03Baby!
00:45:05Oh, gee, honey, it's good to see you.
00:45:07When did you get in?
00:45:08Half an hour ago.
00:45:09I hopped a plane the moment I got your gift.
00:45:10Well, what do you know?
00:45:11You look great, Gloria.
00:45:12Hey, Bush, don't Gloria look great?
00:45:14Oh, she looks wonderful, yeah.
00:45:16Well, aren't you going to introduce me?
00:45:18Oh, Angela, I'd like you to know
00:45:19Miss Gloria Peters, a pal of mine from New York.
00:45:22How close can a pal get?
00:45:24The Lady Angela.
00:45:26Oh, no kidding.
00:45:28How do you do?
00:45:29Charmed, I'm sure.
00:45:31Are you planning to stay long
00:45:32in this country, Miss Peters?
00:45:34Oh, I don't know yet.
00:45:36Aren't we, honey?
00:45:37Look, Gloria, I don't get it.
00:45:38What are you doing here?
00:45:40What do you mean you don't get it?
00:45:42Joe Turner.
00:45:43Did you or did you not send me a cable express?
00:45:46Cable?
00:45:47Cable?
00:46:06What was Jim saying about a cable?
00:46:08Your guess is as good as mine.
00:46:09I didn't send her one.
00:46:11You mean that, too?
00:46:12Of course I mean it.
00:46:17Come on.
00:46:38Come on.
00:46:39Come on, Joe.
00:46:40Let it in.
00:46:47Let it in.
00:47:17Let it in.
00:47:40Gloria, I gotta talk to you.
00:47:42There's something I gotta explain.
00:47:43Yeah, plenty.
00:47:44I'll fix you two mugs later.
00:47:47Joe, let's you and me go someplace.
00:47:49I wanna talk to you.
00:47:50Alone.
00:47:53Don't go in.
00:47:55Hey, what gives around here?
00:47:56I don't come all this way to be treated
00:47:57like I was interrupting a love scene.
00:47:59Or am I?
00:48:01Look, Gloria, I asked you to stay in New York
00:48:02until you heard from me.
00:48:04Joe Turner, I may be a sucker,
00:48:05but I ain't so dumb I can't read.
00:48:09Gloria Peters, Shea Peppy Club,
00:48:10239 East 42nd Street, New York City.
00:48:13UK, okay, but can't sleep nights
00:48:14for thinking of my baby.
00:48:15Stop.
00:48:16Grab first plane and come right over.
00:48:18Stop.
00:48:19You two can be accountants.
00:48:21Stop.
00:48:22Love and kisses from your early bird,
00:48:23signed, Joe.
00:48:25Well?
00:48:32I didn't send this cable.
00:48:34I suppose it was two other fellas.
00:48:37Yeah, maybe it was.
00:48:39Joe, please.
00:48:40Say, that was fantastic.
00:48:42Come on in to do this with me.
00:48:43Gloria, this is Captain,
00:48:44General Bertram Mount Travers,
00:48:45Miss Gloria Peters.
00:48:46How absolutely spiffy.
00:48:48This is an honor, Your Honor.
00:48:50I was watching you just now,
00:48:51and you were terrific.
00:48:52Don't suppose you'd care to
00:48:53toddle around with me, would you?
00:48:55Well, why not?
00:48:57Okay, Your Honor, get with it.
00:48:59Jolly good luck.
00:49:01Angela, I did not send this cable.
00:49:03Well, let's talk about it, Joe, do you mind?
00:49:05After all, it's no concern of mine.
00:49:07But it's the truth, I didn't.
00:49:09I said I don't want to hear about it.
00:49:10Let's leave it like that, shall we?
00:49:12I'll be darned if I will.
00:49:14I knew, Gloria, back in the States, yes,
00:49:15we had sort of a thing.
00:49:17But that was before I met you.
00:49:19It wasn't anything final or definite.
00:49:20It was just one of those arrangements
00:49:22like you and Bertram had.
00:49:24I see.
00:49:25No, you don't see.
00:49:27You're quite right on what you were saying earlier.
00:49:29We're safer when we stick to our own kind.
00:49:31At least we know where we are.
00:49:33No unpleasant surprises.
00:49:35Angela, please believe me.
00:49:36Goodbye, Joe.
00:49:55Hello.
00:49:56Hi, Boone.
00:49:57Good evening, my lord.
00:49:58Mr. Halliday and Mr. Jenks showed up yet?
00:50:00The gentlemen returned sometime again, my lord.
00:50:02They retired immediately.
00:50:04I've taken the liberty of placing some sandwiches
00:50:06and light refreshments in the library if you'll all choose.
00:50:08Thank you, Boone, not for me.
00:50:10Well, lead me to it, I'm starved.
00:50:12Very good, madam.
00:50:23Here comes trouble.
00:50:28A fine pair of buddies you two turned out to be.
00:50:30You fixed me, but good.
00:50:32I guess you mean that cable, huh?
00:50:34Yeah, I mean that cable, huh?
00:50:36We were only trying to help, Joe.
00:50:38We thought you needed some feminine society.
00:50:40Yeah.
00:50:41But you sure did a swell job.
00:50:42What are you doing with the bags?
00:50:44Packing our things.
00:50:45Yeah, we figured after what happened
00:50:47you wouldn't want us around no more.
00:50:48Oh, sweat, you get me in a jam,
00:50:50then you just take off.
00:50:53Look, we started this thing together
00:50:55and that's the way we're gonna finish it.
00:50:56You mean you don't want us to go?
00:50:58Well, the way things are heading,
00:51:00it looks like we'll all be going home soon.
00:51:01Good night.
00:51:12Have a sandwich.
00:51:14No, thanks.
00:51:16Gloria, there's one thing you've got to get straight.
00:51:18I did not send that cablegram.
00:51:20Oh, yeah?
00:51:21It was my well-meaning buddies upstairs.
00:51:23You mean that?
00:51:25They just told me.
00:51:26Why, so help me, I'll fix those guys.
00:51:28No, forget about it, Gloria.
00:51:29They didn't mean any harm.
00:51:31They were just trying to get us together, that's all.
00:51:33Oh.
00:51:34I get it.
00:51:36Guess it didn't work out that way, Joe, did it?
00:51:38I guess not.
00:51:40I'm sorry.
00:51:41Have any of you fallen for this Angela dame?
00:51:43Yeah.
00:51:45Well, what's she got that I ain't got, okay?
00:51:47Don't tell me.
00:51:49Gloria, I feel like a heel.
00:51:52Well, how do you think I feel?
00:51:54Throwing up a swell job
00:51:56and telling all my friends I was gonna be a countess.
00:52:00Well, I don't blame you for being sore.
00:52:02But you don't have to worry about the money anyway.
00:52:04I'll fix that.
00:52:06First thing in the morning,
00:52:08I'll arrange for your transportation back to New York.
00:52:09The heck you will.
00:52:11If you think I've come all this way
00:52:13just for you to give me the brush off
00:52:15and ship me back home before I've even got my shoes off,
00:52:17you've got another thing coming.
00:52:19I'm gonna stick around this joint for a while.
00:52:21Get me some of that European culture.
00:52:23Okay, if that's the way you want it.
00:52:25That's the way I want it.
00:52:27That's the way it's gonna be.
00:52:40Hey, where do you think you're going?
00:52:43Look, Slowburn, why don't we tell her some other time?
00:52:45Ah, you're turning yellow, are you?
00:52:47Look, it was your idea.
00:52:49I know, but Angela might get awful mad if we tell her.
00:52:51She'll get awful mad if you don't.
00:52:54Hi, Angela.
00:52:56Hello.
00:52:57Hello.
00:52:58Hello.
00:52:59Well, you've just said that.
00:53:01Yeah, that's right.
00:53:03So we did.
00:53:05Well, that's on you.
00:53:06My mind?
00:53:08Well, it's on his mind, really.
00:53:10You see, well, Butch thought that...
00:53:12Wait a minute, Slowburn.
00:53:14You tell me to pipe down, you do all the thinking.
00:53:16You're the one that called Western Union.
00:53:18Western Union?
00:53:20Oh.
00:53:22Go on.
00:53:24Well, it's like this, Angela.
00:53:26Well, it was, it was our idea
00:53:28we sent Gloria that cable.
00:53:30Joel, well, Joel didn't know nothing about it.
00:53:33He didn't know anything about it.
00:53:34Well, Joel didn't know nothing about it.
00:53:36Honest.
00:53:38We thought it was gonna be a surprise.
00:53:40It was a surprise, all right.
00:53:42Well, yeah, you gotta forget it.
00:53:44Yeah, you gotta.
00:53:46We thought we saw our duty and we just did it.
00:53:48You see, well, ever since Joel first saw you, Angela,
00:53:50it's been sort of...
00:53:52Well, you know.
00:53:54You know.
00:53:56Love at first sight.
00:53:58Yeah.
00:54:00Well, thank you for telling me.
00:54:02And you'll forget it?
00:54:04We'll see what happens.
00:54:06Oh, that's swell, Angela.
00:54:08So long.
00:54:10Bye.
00:54:12You know, Butch, that was a good idea of yours.
00:54:14That idea was.
00:54:16Come on.
00:54:18Right, I think his lordship's disengaged now.
00:54:20Come on.
00:54:25Would it be convenient for your lordship
00:54:27to receive a deputation
00:54:29from the Beverly Rugby football team?
00:54:31Oh, the football squad, sure, Booney.
00:54:32Come in.
00:54:36Hiya, team.
00:54:38Good afternoon, Lord.
00:54:40Might I remind your lordship that tomorrow
00:54:42the annual, and I might say historic,
00:54:44rugby football match between Fontenham and Beverly
00:54:46is due to take place.
00:54:48That's right, it is tomorrow, isn't it?
00:54:50Well, we'll be out there rooting for you, won't we, fellas?
00:54:52Why, sure.
00:54:54Yeah, certainly.
00:54:56Well, my lord, we were counting upon
00:54:58your lordship's participation.
00:55:00You mean you want me to play?
00:55:02Yes, my lord.
00:55:04You know, I've heard from earliest times
00:55:06when the Duke of Fontenham and the Earl of Beverly
00:55:08had at each other with maces and battle axes,
00:55:10and their vassals used quarterstaffs.
00:55:12Don't tell me the old duke's gonna play tomorrow.
00:55:14No, my lord.
00:55:16In view of his advanced years,
00:55:18his grace has decided to delegate his command
00:55:20to Captain Mountravers.
00:55:22Your predecessor, my lord, the late Earl,
00:55:24invariably insisted, despite his doctor's orders,
00:55:26in taking as active part as his gout would permit.
00:55:28He did, huh?
00:55:30He did not, unfortunately,
00:55:32but he has played all the games for the last 10 years.
00:55:34It's okay, fellas.
00:55:36You can count on me.
00:55:38Only tomorrow we're gonna win.
00:56:02Come on, go!
00:56:33Come on, Maxie!
00:56:35Come on, come on!
00:56:40Maxie!
00:56:42Well said, Mr. Kimmel.
00:56:49Well played, sir, well played!
00:56:51Two drives, two conversions.
00:56:53Well done, me boy, well done!
00:57:02Mountravers playing a racking, good game, my dear.
00:57:04You ought to be devilish proud of him.
00:57:06Yes, yes, of course.
00:57:17Okay, now.
00:57:19Rah, rah, rah!
00:57:21P-E-P-E-R-L-O-W!
00:57:25Hello!
00:57:29Big dog, big boy, she's my pet.
00:57:30It's only a game, darling.
00:57:32What? Oh, yes, of course.
00:57:34Still, I mean.
00:57:36Really.
00:57:52Ow!
00:58:01Hey, fellas!
00:58:03Come on, come on!
00:58:06Bello?
00:58:07Yeah, you heard him.
00:58:08Come on, let's go, we'll show them.
00:58:10Oh, boy, this is now what I'm up to.
00:58:13Bark, bark, bark!
00:58:15Whistle!
00:58:17Excuse me, my lord.
00:58:19These two gentlemen here will have to leave the field.
00:58:21What are you talking about, Pop?
00:58:23They're my substitutes.
00:58:24Substitutes?
00:58:26Yeah, they're taking the place of these two boys
00:58:28who just got hurt.
00:58:29I say, anything the matter?
00:58:31Look, Pop, I've been playing football
00:58:33since I was knee-high to a grasshopper,
00:58:35and you can't tell me if two of my guys...
00:58:36Not with me football, my lord.
00:58:38You mean I gotta play 13 men against his 15?
00:58:40Two of my guys get hurt and I can't call in substitutes?
00:58:42That's what it says in the rules, my lord.
00:58:44No substitutes.
00:58:45Well, how do you like that?
00:58:47Oh, look, my man, I don't see why we can't split your point.
00:58:49I mean, Lord Beverlo being new to the game and all that.
00:58:51Well, sir, I don't know that I'd be within my rights
00:58:53to learn of it.
00:58:54It says here in the rules...
00:58:56Oh, that's the rules.
00:58:57It's only a game and we don't mind.
00:58:59Very well, if you say so.
00:59:01All right, there.
00:59:03Come along now.
00:59:04You ready, my lord?
00:59:05Right, let's play ball.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:0821, 48, 32!
00:59:16Hey, that's a forward pass!
00:59:22Would I do alone that, sir?
00:59:24Oh, yes, well, might as well.
00:59:27I've never seen anything like this in all my born days.
00:59:58Oh, run, man!
01:00:00I told you!
01:00:03Hey, go!
01:00:09Oh, run, man!
01:00:11I told you!
01:00:28There they are!
01:00:34Hey, budge!
01:00:43Keep going, budge!
01:00:44Run, go on!
01:00:49Spin him!
01:00:50Spin him!
01:01:16Congratulations.
01:01:17That was quite a performance.
01:01:18Thanks.
01:01:19Thanks a lot.
01:01:20Yes, magnificent, my dear fellow, magnificent.
01:01:22Not football, of course, but magnificent.
01:01:40Oh, good morning, my lord.
01:01:42Hello, Kempe.
01:01:43I'm just trying to get the hang of this golf game.
01:01:45Oh, of course, my lord.
01:01:46What can I do for you?
01:01:47If your lordship could spare the time,
01:01:49there are certain formalities to be completed
01:01:51before your lordship can take your seat in the House of Lords.
01:01:53I have the documents with me for your signature.
01:01:56Hold your horses, Kempe.
01:01:57I haven't said I was going to go through with this thing yet.
01:01:59Oh, no, of course not.
01:02:00But I thought that perhaps your lord would...
01:02:02Look, Kempe, I've given this lord business a trial,
01:02:04like I said I would,
01:02:06but I've come to the conclusion that it's not for me.
01:02:08I appreciate the honor and all that,
01:02:10but, well, Kempe, I'm like a fish out of water over here.
01:02:12With the fellas around, it's not so bad,
01:02:14but their furlough will be up soon,
01:02:15they'll be going home,
01:02:16and I'll be going over the garden wall.
01:02:18My lord, I know your lordship thinks of me
01:02:21as just an old stuffed shirt.
01:02:23I believe that is a colloquial phrase,
01:02:25but believe me, I do understand only too well
01:02:27the loneliness of your position.
01:02:30You mean I should get me a wife, huh?
01:02:32Precisely.
01:02:34Just like that, huh?
01:02:36Oh, there are many eligible young ladies
01:02:38who would, I'm sure, welcome the proposal.
01:02:40Well, what do I do, Kempe?
01:02:42Put an ad in all the daily newspapers?
01:02:43I should hardly think it was necessary
01:02:45to go so far afield.
01:02:47There is a certain young lady
01:02:49with the highest possible qualifications
01:02:51living within the proverbial stone's throw from here.
01:02:54Well, if you mean the Lady Angela,
01:02:56every time I get within a stone's throw,
01:02:58she heaves a brick at me.
01:03:00She is a very high-spirited young lady.
01:03:02Besides that, she's gonna marry Bertram Maltravers.
01:03:04I take leave to doubt that, my lord.
01:03:07You mean you think maybe they could get unhitched, huh?
01:03:10I have no doubt that the proposed alliance
01:03:11between the Lady Angela and Captain Maltravers
01:03:14has already, to use your lordship's graphic phrase,
01:03:17become unhitched.
01:03:19As I was coming up the drive,
01:03:21I saw Captain Maltravers leaving in his car
01:03:23accompanied by a certain red-haired young lady.
01:03:26From that and the fact that she was sitting on his knee,
01:03:29I concluded that his engagement to the Lady Angela
01:03:32was no longer uppermost in his mind.
01:03:35Look, the old man's bound to kick the bucket sooner or later,
01:03:38and then I'll be Lord Provost.
01:03:40Would you mind awfully being Lady Provost?
01:03:42Well, I'm a free-born American
01:03:44that's always voted the straight Democrat ticket,
01:03:46but for you, Bertram, gosh, I'd even be a lady.
01:03:49Would you, really?
01:03:51I guess so.
01:03:53If only my people and Angela's people
01:03:55hadn't been so confoundedly hasty.
01:03:57I mean, they might at least have waited
01:03:59till we were out of kindergarten.
01:04:01Well, as it were, they'd have waited
01:04:02till we were out of kindergarten.
01:04:04As it is, there's nothing much Captain can do about it.
01:04:06Well, you can tell her you've changed your mind.
01:04:08What, throw her over?
01:04:10Oh, I say, old girl, I couldn't do that.
01:04:12Why not?
01:04:14Well, nobody but a howling cad would jilt a girl
01:04:16after you've been engaged for donkey's years.
01:04:18I mean, besides, I'd be kicked out of the regiment,
01:04:20resigned from my clubs.
01:04:22All our friends would cut me dead.
01:04:24You mean, pull a knife on you?
01:04:26No, not exactly that.
01:04:28We would be dashed off, but I can tell you.
01:04:30I'll just have to go through with it, that's all.
01:04:32Oh, I'll never forget about you, old girl.
01:04:34I'll send you a postcard every month.
01:04:36On the dot.
01:04:38Oh, gee, thanks, that'll be swell.
01:04:40There is just one thing, of course.
01:04:42If Angela were to fall for some other fellow
01:04:44and break it off herself,
01:04:46she wouldn't do that with me around.
01:04:48Are you crazy?
01:04:50Crazy? Oh, I don't think so.
01:04:52Look, do I have to draw you a diagram?
01:04:54Angela's stuck on Joe.
01:04:56Beverlowe?
01:04:58Oh, good Lord, no.
01:05:00Whatever gave you that idea?
01:05:02I thought he was crazy about Jill.
01:05:04Not anymore, he ain't.
01:05:06Well, so, not putting my leg up, Joe.
01:05:08Look, Bertram, listen, will you?
01:05:10And I'll say it slow, over again,
01:05:12in words of one syllable.
01:05:14Angela loves Joe.
01:05:16Joe loves Angela.
01:05:18Got it?
01:05:20Well, I must say, this is a rum go, devilish rum.
01:05:23Good show for us, though, if you're right.
01:05:25I mean, if Angela really has fallen for this fellow
01:05:27and decides to release me of her own accord,
01:05:29well, dash it.
01:05:30You can see what that would mean, can't you?
01:05:32It will mean you won't have to send me
01:05:34those postcards after all.
01:05:36Fine, Joe, if you're right.
01:05:38No more, I would.
01:05:42Is it Eddie?
01:05:44Oh, no, it's Joe.
01:05:46Just two of the football pools.
01:05:48Oh, don't talk to me about football.
01:05:50Why? Oh, you mean that unfortunate exhibition
01:05:52at the rugby match?
01:05:54Extraordinary business.
01:05:56Still, we mustn't hold it against the fellow, you know.
01:05:58Their standards are different over there.
01:06:00Only he'd fail at something for a change.
01:06:04Lord Beverloo, Your Grace.
01:06:06Well, talk of the devil.
01:06:08How are you, Beverloo?
01:06:10Good afternoon, sir.
01:06:12Hello, Angela.
01:06:14Hello.
01:06:16Well, I just stopped by to say hello.
01:06:18By the way, I hear there's some kind
01:06:20of a horse show coming up soon.
01:06:22You mean the Point to Point?
01:06:24Ah, yes, that's it.
01:06:26And I was wondering if maybe you could loan me a horse.
01:06:28Well, of course, my dear fellow.
01:06:30I've got my own jumpers.
01:06:32How about Midnight?
01:06:34Oh, come now, Midnight's rather a tricky customer.
01:06:36No, he'll be much safer on Archer.
01:06:38Who much?
01:06:40Well, what's the matter with Midnight?
01:06:42Has he got the jitters or something?
01:06:44No, Midnight's a magnificent animal.
01:06:46He's got a heck of a temper.
01:06:48Can't think why I haven't sold him.
01:06:50No one round here can mount him, let alone ride him.
01:06:52I'm sure Lord Beverloo isn't the least bit
01:06:54frightened of Midnight's temper, Daddy.
01:06:56I expect he's had lots of experience.
01:06:58I've ridden some, yes.
01:07:00Well, I worked on a ranch one summer out in Wyoming.
01:07:02Rode a few of those bucking broncos.
01:07:04I think I can handle him.
01:07:07Poor Midnight.
01:07:09Shall we go and break the sad news to him?
01:07:11All right.
01:07:15Never mind the saddle.
01:07:17You'll break your neck.
01:07:19It's his neck, Daddy.
01:07:31The fellow certainly can ride.
01:07:33Magnificent seat.
01:07:35What did I say?
01:07:41He'll ride rings round everybody
01:07:43from point to point.
01:07:45Shouldn't be surprised if he wins every race.
01:07:47I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:49I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:51I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:53I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:55I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:57I'm sure he'll have a good time.
01:07:58Shouldn't be surprised if he wins every race.
01:08:00Bad luck on poor old Bertram, eh?
01:08:02I don't know.
01:08:04There's a lot to be said for being an amateur.
01:08:28I think we'll get a good view.
01:08:58I think we'll get a good view.
01:09:29Number 11, midnight.
01:09:30Written by the Earl of Beavelow.
01:09:31Written by the Earl of Beavelow.
01:09:33No.
01:09:35Huh?
01:09:37Treacherous.
01:09:38No.
01:09:39I'm sorry.
01:09:40I'm sorry.
01:09:41We'll get you back.
01:09:42We'll get you back.
01:09:43I'm sorry.
01:09:44I'm sorry.
01:09:45I'm sorry.
01:09:49My God.
01:09:50I'm sorry.
01:09:51I'm sorry.
01:09:52I'm sorry.
01:09:53All right boys.
01:09:54Let's go.
01:09:55Let's go.
01:09:56Let's go.
01:09:57of Beverlo. Second, number six, Monarch Star, written by Captain Mal Travers. Third, number
01:10:05ten, Crop Swing, written by Mr. J. Williams.
01:10:09Twenty-three and two twenty-four. Thank you, sir.
01:10:12All right, ten to one, Black Beauty.
01:10:15Boy, this is more like it. When's Joe riding again?
01:10:17Er, not until the last race. What do you fancy?
01:10:20I could do with a beer.
01:10:21I mean, what horse, stupid?
01:10:23Well, I don't know. Maybe we ought to wait until...
01:10:24Ah, come on! I've got a feeling this is my lucky day.
01:10:27You have?
01:10:27Yeah. How much you got there? Oh, never mind.
01:10:30Hey!
01:10:31Black Beauty, ten to one. Come on, we'll clean up.
01:10:36Oh, cheer up, my dear. It's not Bertram's fault he rode a devilish good race.
01:10:40Trouble is, young Beverlo's a bit too good for him, eh?
01:10:42He's a bit too good for all of us.
01:10:44Oh, I don't know.
01:10:54First, number seven, Anvil, ridden by Mr. R. Clifton.
01:11:08Second, number twenty, Hillary Ann, ridden by Mr. C. Royston Jones.
01:11:14Your lucky day, huh?
01:11:15Ah, quit beefing, will you? You can't win every time.
01:11:17Is Joe on midnight or nothing?
01:11:19Okay, midnight on the nose. Come on.
01:11:24I've got it!
01:11:28Thank you, sir.
01:11:34Ah, here's my name.
01:11:35Well, good luck to you, my boy. May the best man win.
01:11:38Thank you, sir.
01:11:39Right, go on, take it.
01:11:44Well, good luck, Bertram. Same to you, old boy.
01:11:48Bertram, you've got to win this time.
01:11:50I'll do my best, old girl.
01:11:51You've just got to. It's important.
01:11:53Can't do all that important. I'll try, though.
01:11:57Joe! Joe?
01:12:00Yeah?
01:12:00Joe, listen, will you? Do yourself a favor and let him win.
01:12:04Are you crazy? I ride better than Bertram. What do you want me to do, fall off?
01:12:07That's a good idea. You do that.
01:12:08Boy, you are crazy.
01:12:10Like a fox, I'm crazy. Joe, do you love Angela?
01:12:14Yes, I do.
01:12:15Okay, then fall off that horse.
01:12:17Gloria, sometimes I don't understand your logic at all.
01:12:19Look, when I first came out here, you were making out swell with her.
01:12:22And then what do you have to go and do?
01:12:24You go and win the football game practically single-handed.
01:12:27And now you want to win all them pretty trophies,
01:12:28so all they've got left to play for next year is poker chips.
01:12:32Okay, go ahead. But I'll tell you one thing.
01:12:34Win just once more today, and it's curtains with you and Angela.
01:12:38Did she tell you to tell me this?
01:12:40No.
01:12:40Well, then how come you're so positive?
01:12:42Look, I may be crazy, but at least I've got a woman's intuition.
01:12:45I'm telling you, I know.
01:12:50They're lining up. I gotta go.
01:13:22Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
01:13:52go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
01:14:22Do you not believe the fellow is going to do it again?
01:14:52Joe! Joe, are you all right? Darling?
01:15:22Hi there, girl. I got a little present for you.
01:15:47For me?
01:15:49Oh!
01:15:51Like it?
01:15:52Like it! Why, Bertram, diamonds is my favorite thing.
01:15:57But say, isn't this Angela's wig?
01:16:00Oh, actually it was, but she just gave it back.
01:16:02Oh, Bertram! Hey, fellas, look, I'm going to be a lady.
01:16:07Nice work, kitten.
01:16:08Tell me, did you mean to fall off midnight?
01:16:11Now, why should you think a thing like that?
01:16:14I don't know. It was a nice thought, anyway.
01:16:20Angela, you're not still thinking about marrying Bertram, are you?
01:16:27Well, you're not going to be an old maid, are you?
01:16:30What are you going to do about it?
01:16:33Grab the first man I meet.
01:16:35Any questions?
01:16:37Yeah.
01:16:38How come you're so beautiful?
01:16:42I must say, it's very civil of a young devil to invite everybody here out from point to point.
01:17:00Well, here he is, Joe Grayson.
01:17:01Well, my dear, enjoying yourself?
01:17:03Yes, Daddy, very much.
01:17:04That's right.
01:17:05Sir, could we have a word with you?
01:17:07Don't go, Mr. Kim.
01:17:09Of course, my dear boy, what about?
01:17:11Well, sir, I'd like your permission to marry Lady Angela.
01:17:15Quite out of the question, my dear fellow.
01:17:17Sorry and all that. Nothing against myself, of course, but it is the law.
01:17:21The law, sir?
01:17:23Yes, I haven't been to the House of Lords for a long time,
01:17:25but distinctly remember there being something on the statute book about it.
01:17:29I don't think they'd have altered it without letting me know.
01:17:31Daddy, what are you talking about?
01:17:33My dear girl, I'm telling you there's a law against a girl marrying two men.
01:17:37It's called, what is the word on the tip of my tongue?
01:17:41Be something or other.
01:17:43Pick on me, Joe Grayson.
01:17:44That's right, Dick. I knew I wasn't far off.
01:17:47Well, you see, Angela's going to marry Bertram,
01:17:50so she couldn't possibly marry you too, could she?
01:17:53Daddy, I'm not going to marry Bertram.
01:17:56You're not?
01:17:57Bertram, do you know about this?
01:17:59Well, actually, she came in my marching orders last night.
01:18:01I asked Gloria to marry me. She said yes.
01:18:03Jolly good show, huh?
01:18:04I should imagine that this rather neatly disposes of the legal obstacle
01:18:08which Your Grace's eye had so unerringly detected.
01:18:11Oh, yes, I suppose it does, yes, sir.
01:18:13Well, what are we waiting for? Go ahead and kiss.
01:18:20Hey, Joe, can Mabel have the rest of the evening off?
01:18:24Yeah, I guess so, but she better check with Boone.
01:18:26Thanks, Joe.
01:18:27Hey, Booney!
01:18:29What gives around here?
01:18:30They've just got engaged to be married.
01:18:32Yes, this calls for an announcement.
01:18:34Yeah, how about that?
01:18:35Hey, Joe, what about a speech?
01:18:37Yeah, come on, Joe.
01:18:38Come on, Joe.
01:18:51Making speeches is something I never did win any prizes at,
01:18:54but I'll do my best.
01:18:57You know, when Kempie here...
01:18:59I beg your pardon, I mean Mr. Kemp.
01:19:02...first asked me to come to Britain,
01:19:04I wasn't halfway sure I was going to like it.
01:19:07I guess I needn't have worried, though.
01:19:08I landed on my feet all right,
01:19:10but that's not the part of me that's sore right now.
01:19:16Seriously, though, most countries are most the same.
01:19:20It's the folks who live in them that count.
01:19:22We're the same kind of folks.
01:19:24We may do things a little differently back in the States,
01:19:26but we do exactly the same things.
01:19:29Deep down, we're the same at heart,
01:19:31and that makes it a pretty nice thing for everybody.
01:19:35Well, I guess that's about all I have to say, except, uh...
01:19:38Well, you've just gotten yourselves a new earl,
01:19:40and that's your bad luck.
01:19:42No! No.
01:19:44But I've just gotten myself a new countess,
01:19:47and that's the best luck any guy ever had.
01:19:54Hip, hip!
01:19:56Hip, hip!
01:19:57Hip, hip!
01:19:59Hip, hip!
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