00:00Hey, Max!
00:03Oh?
00:05Pick three!
00:14All right, let them come!
00:20What a heave!
00:31Say, can he do that again?
00:34Sure enough!
00:36Just keep your papers on him.
00:49Who is that?
00:51That's my brother Amos.
00:53I'm Sari Dart, and I can sing. You wanna hear me?
00:56Not right now.
00:57Just about the size of a football.
01:09Call your brother. I wanna talk to him.
01:12Amos! Come a-runnin'!
01:18He can run powerful fast, too. He oughta.
01:21He's got the biggest feet in Clark County.
01:24The bigger the feet, the better the kick.
01:25Hey, are you thinking of...
01:27Brother, I'm not thinking. I'm praying.
01:32Don't be scared, Amos. They're friendly.
01:37Howdy, folks.
01:39Glad to meet you, Amos.
01:41Why?
01:43How'd you like to go to college?
01:45What for? I ain't doing nothing.
01:47It's a chance to get an education, and it won't cost you a cent.
01:50Yeah, we'll get you a scholarship.
01:52All that for free?
01:53Absolutely.
01:55No foolin'? Cross my heart.
01:57Oh, shucks. I got enough book-learnin'.
02:00You ain't neither!
02:02Shut your mouth before I smack you down.
02:04You could study agriculture, Amos.
02:06What do I want with that? I'm a-goin' to be a farmer.
02:10You could meet some nice girls at college.
02:13Oh, shucks.
02:15Oh, Amos is scared of girls.
02:17I ain't not.
02:19I could introduce you to a lot of lovely girls.
02:20With shoes on?
02:22Sure, and stockings, too.
02:24Huh? Oh, gee whiz.
02:27Does this here college place give folks singing lessons?
02:30Oh, yes. We have a fine department of music.
02:32And they teach hog-calling.
02:34Amos, you're a-goin' and I'm a-goin' with.
02:36I aim to learn to sing proper.
02:38Now, looky here, Sari.
02:40Now, you know how I can sing.
02:42Do you all want to hear me?
02:44Oh, yes, dear, but not now.
02:46Come along now, Amos, so I can fetch my Sunday dress.
02:47I allows how you better take your shoes along.
02:49Don't you think?
02:51Oh, yes, by all means.
02:53Come on, we'll be right back.
02:55Oh, please, hurry.
03:00Bessie!
03:02Hey, come on!
03:04Hey!
03:06Hey!
03:08Come on, Amos, come on.
03:10Sari, Laura.
03:12Come on, I want you to meet the coach.
03:14Bessie!
03:15Wait a minute.
03:17Where were you last night?
03:19Oh, Nick's on the drama.
03:21Amos, come here.
03:23This is it, Amos?
03:25Isn't this a great place?
03:27Here, I want you to meet my friend, Amos.
03:29Oh, yeah?
03:31What do you mean by keeping my wife out all night?
03:33What's the matter with you?
03:35Have you gone crazy?
03:37Give me that football.
03:39Come here, Amos.
03:41Yeah, come on, Amos.
03:43Don't be afraid.
03:45Yeah.
03:47I've heard tell of them, their things.
03:49Go ahead, throw it, Amos.
03:51Yeah, here.
03:53Ain't got much heft to it.
03:55Whirl a heave at two.
03:57Oh.
03:59You see that light down there?
04:01Uh-huh.
04:03Throw it at that.
04:05Go ahead, throw it.
04:07What's the matter?
04:09Oh, shucks.
04:11What's wrong, Amos?
04:16Amos wants to know if it's all right
04:18if he takes off his shoes.
04:20Tell him he can take off anything he wants.
04:23Go ahead, Amos.
04:25I kind of like to feel my toes get a hold of the earth.
04:27That's perfectly all right.
04:29Go ahead.
04:31What's the matter now?
04:33I'm scared I'll bust that light.
04:35You do and I'll eat that football.
04:37Go ahead, Amos, show him.
04:39Oh, boy, that was swell.
04:41That was great.
04:43Well, how will you have your football
04:45on whole wheat or rye?
04:47I'll have...
04:52Sari.
04:54Well, I wouldn't have known you
04:56if I hadn't have known who you was.
04:58Me neither.
05:00Where'd you get all them store-boughten clothes, Sari?
05:03Laura gave them to me.
05:05She did?
05:06She's awful nice, Amos.
05:08Shh.
05:10My name ain't Amos.
05:12Tis too.
05:14Tain't neither, not no more.
05:16Then what is it?
05:18Herbert, Herbert, um...
05:20What's it say there?
05:22Chip wrote it down for me.
05:24Herbert Van Dyke.
05:26Dyke, Dyke, that's it.
05:28Herbert Van Dyke.
05:30Well, call my hogs.
05:32Ain't that a name?
05:34Where'd you get it?
05:36I played this here football with.
05:38Then my name's gotta be Van Dyke too, ain't it?
05:41Uh-huh, I reckon so.
05:43Come on.
05:45Van Dyke.
05:47Can you get me a high-toned front handle for that?
05:51I got it.
05:53Mureen.
05:55Mureen? Well, that's right fancy.
05:57Where'd you get that?
05:59Off in a bottle.
06:07Once Balboa, famed Balboa
06:11Found the great Pacific shore
06:17But Balboa, oh Balboa
06:21Wouldn't know it anymore
06:27To be specific, his Pacific Ocean
06:31Has a different name
06:33Pacific Ocean
06:36Has a different and terrific motion
06:40At a glance, he'd fall
06:44For a dance we'd call
06:48The Balboa, the Balboa
06:52It's a dance that had to click
06:57That Balboa, ah Balboa
07:00Take three steps and then you kick
07:06Keep on dancing
07:10And you'll discover
07:13That you're romancing
07:17Your dancing lover
07:21Shake a little bit, swing a little bit
07:24Break a little bit, wing a little bit
07:26Hop a little bit, toe a little bit
07:28Stop a little bit, go a little bit
07:30Oh Balboa, Balboa
07:36Let's go
07:40Let's go
07:55Shake a little bit, swing a little bit
07:57Break a little bit, wing a little bit
07:59Hop a little bit, toe a little bit
08:01Stop a little bit, go a little bit
08:03Oh Balboa, Balboa
08:07Let's go!
08:10Let's go!
08:13Let's go!
08:21Mr. Chilton, I got a song. Can I sing it?
08:25Would it make you happy, honey?
08:26Oh, it sure would.
08:27Then you sing it!
08:38We're going east, our work has ceased
08:41We're all set for Yale to say the least
08:45We're out to win, so let's begin now
08:51We're from the West, we'll never rest
08:55Till we show the world our team's the best
08:59We'll sweep the land, we'll show a man how
09:05The Texas Tornado is coming your way
09:08So everybody step aside
09:12The Texas Tornado is funny that way
09:15So everybody better hide
09:18It's devastating, Yale is headed straight for you
09:22Won't it be great to sail into town?
09:25We'll overpower the foe, we'll knock them for a goal
09:29And then we'll score a touchdown
09:32There's no one in Texas who really suspects
09:35It's coming all the love back, Yale
09:39The whole state of Texas sincerely expects
09:42It's getting in the Hall of Fame
09:46Yale's pink skin sack is a crackerjack
09:49But we'll bring it back without fail
09:53The Texas Tornado is coming your way
09:56So everybody step aside
09:58Better hide, Yale
10:03I reckon none of you northern folks ever heard of Texas Cowhan making love to his gal
10:16Well, you're gonna hear it now
10:18It's love I'm after
10:30North, south, east and west
10:32I've gone in my quest far, wide, high and low
10:36This one thing I know
10:38It's love I'm after
10:48I don't want to be a millionaire
10:52The only thing on earth for which I care
10:57Is love
11:02For love and laughter
11:07For love and laughter I'd give all that I possess
11:12Don't you know the only name for happiness
11:17Is love, love, love
11:22Rich men, poor men, beggar men, thieves
11:27Feel the way I do
11:31Because each one of them believes
11:37He'll find somebody like you
11:49It's love I'm after
11:54Love I'm after
11:59Love, it's love I'm after
12:03It may make me rise or make me fall
12:09But it's love I'm after
12:16I'm after love
12:34We'll never rest
12:36We'll meet another like each other
12:39We'll chase the light
12:41We'll show the man how
12:46A precious tornado
12:48Is coming your way
12:49So everybody step aside
12:53A precious tornado
12:55Has got to be that way
12:56So you're not in your prime
12:59And if it's true
13:01We'll be friends
13:02We'll be angels
13:03We'll be great
13:04We'll sail in blue clouds
13:06We'll overcome
13:07The cold and dark
13:08And for the cold
13:09And if you're strong
13:10You are true and strong
13:13There's no holding back
13:14There's no raiding suspense
13:16There's no holding back
13:20A whole day of dance
13:21No sincerity
13:22It's dangerous
13:23We're all afraid
13:26It makes me sad
13:28There's a lack of temper
13:30To bring it back
13:31It's unfair
13:33A precious tornado
13:35Is coming your way
13:36So everybody step aside
13:38A precious tornado
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