Action / Comedy (1972) 105 minutes ~ Color
Salud (Bud Spencer) and Plata (Terence Hill) eke out a living as bush pilots in South America. They fake plane crashes in order to collect the insurance money, but one time the plane crashes for real in the middle of the jungle. There they find a diamond mining community operated by Mr. Ears (Reinhard Kolldehoff). Plata and Salud decide to make a living by competing against Mr. Ears, making delivery services by airplane. Salud meets with an old man (Cyril Cusack) in the village, where he takes him to see a mountain and tells him the story of three friends who killed themselves, and why. The story involves the mystery behind the old man's story, and various slapstick fights with Mr. Ears, who dislikes the competition.
Director: Giuseppe Colizzi
Writers: Barbara Alberti, Giuseppe Colizzi
Stars: Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Reinhard Kolldehoff
Salud (Bud Spencer) and Plata (Terence Hill) eke out a living as bush pilots in South America. They fake plane crashes in order to collect the insurance money, but one time the plane crashes for real in the middle of the jungle. There they find a diamond mining community operated by Mr. Ears (Reinhard Kolldehoff). Plata and Salud decide to make a living by competing against Mr. Ears, making delivery services by airplane. Salud meets with an old man (Cyril Cusack) in the village, where he takes him to see a mountain and tells him the story of three friends who killed themselves, and why. The story involves the mystery behind the old man's story, and various slapstick fights with Mr. Ears, who dislikes the competition.
Director: Giuseppe Colizzi
Writers: Barbara Alberti, Giuseppe Colizzi
Stars: Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Reinhard Kolldehoff
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00:00:30Is it still hot?
00:00:50Yeah.
00:00:51And it's heavy, too.
00:00:52When you see Sugarloaf Mountain, dump the rest of the fuel.
00:00:57There's a takeoff every minute this time of day.
00:01:00They'll get out of the way.
00:01:01Oh, sure.
00:01:27Here's your reading, 643.
00:01:30Good visibility.
00:01:31Wind calm.
00:01:32Ready for takeoff.
00:01:33Captain, Emilio de la Rosa.
00:01:34Runway 25 is clear.
00:01:35Roger.
00:01:36643, ready for takeoff.
00:01:37Go ahead, 643.
00:01:38See you when we get back.
00:01:39Good God, what's he doing?
00:01:58Hey, look what's coming right at us.
00:02:00They'll get out of the way.
00:02:01They're gonna have to.
00:02:02Hijos de puta.
00:02:04Una grandísima puta.
00:02:05Atención, bomberos.
00:02:06Bomberos, urgencia, por favor.
00:02:07Salir inmediato a la pista dos.
00:02:09¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:10Bomberos, urgencia, por favor.
00:02:11Salir inmediato a la pista dos.
00:02:12¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:13¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:14¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:15¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:16¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:17¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:18¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:19¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:20¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:21¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:22¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:23¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:24¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:25¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:26¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:27¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:28¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:29¡Atención, bomberos!
00:02:31¡Viva Lima!
00:02:32Bravo Yankee Zulu
00:02:33Do you read me?
00:02:34Do you read me?
00:03:00Now what does he want?
00:03:02He wants us to follow him.
00:03:09Tell him we don't have any brakes.
00:03:11I think he found out.
00:03:30Hurry up! Hurry up!
00:03:51I think I'll walk next time.
00:03:53Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name.
00:03:56Thy kingdom come, thy will be done...
00:03:59It's always nice to come home, eh?
00:04:10Sounds mad, doesn't it?
00:04:28Would you put it in the front row? I'll only be gone half an hour.
00:04:37Hey!
00:04:39You know, the lady's right. You do look like a parking attendant.
00:04:47Hop in.
00:04:58Flying through the air so free, feel the love behind, below us.
00:05:08Flying through the air, mad at you and me.
00:05:12We are born to be just kids for kids.
00:05:16Just you and a wish that we're you.
00:05:20Right along here with me, you and me.
00:05:29Climbing through the sky, leaving all our thoughts far away.
00:05:39Climbing through the stars up here, watch them rise and fall beside you.
00:05:48Side by side we soar, me and you just glide.
00:05:53We are getting far, far, far away from all that's on your mind.
00:06:01As we jump, run and climb, right by you.
00:06:23Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:29When the silver flood starts again to catch,
00:06:33good old Mr. Sun will hide some of those eyes for a fight.
00:06:38But it's all in the game, like us two, on the same, here we go.
00:06:47Climbing through the air, mad at you and me.
00:06:50I don't want anything to do with you.
00:06:55Hey!
00:06:56Hey!
00:07:05Hey, officer, we found it about 100 miles from here.
00:07:14You take care of it, huh?
00:07:15Thanks.
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:18Hey!
00:07:19What?
00:07:19Ah!
00:07:20Uncle Salud!
00:07:21Ha ha!
00:07:22How's Miss Monkey?
00:07:25She's fine.
00:07:26And what about your sister?
00:07:27She's good.
00:07:28She'll be here soon.
00:07:31How are things going?
00:07:32As usual, but everything else is fine.
00:07:35Clarita, the medicine.
00:07:38Another attack?
00:07:39Mm-hmm.
00:07:45Come on, Papa.
00:07:46Same old story, huh?
00:07:47Yeah.
00:07:53Listen, Nisen, if you weren't the foreign liar you are,
00:07:55you'd admit you never expected that wreck to get here.
00:07:57Now, you hired us to do a job.
00:07:59We held up our end.
00:08:00So stop croaking and hold up yours.
00:08:02Ah!
00:08:03What?
00:08:04What's he say?
00:08:05He said you owe us 250 each.
00:08:09Heya, Papa, come on.
00:08:12It doesn't cost anything to write a check.
00:08:14Oh, no.
00:08:16Huh?
00:08:21You will take a check?
00:08:22Yeah.
00:08:24All right.
00:08:25Fine.
00:08:26Ah!
00:08:27I want cash.
00:08:28And if you don't fork it over.
00:08:30Ha ha!
00:08:36Ah, Ingrid!
00:08:37Maria!
00:08:38Nisen!
00:08:39Nisen!
00:08:40Nisen!
00:08:41Hey!
00:08:42Well?
00:08:43Do what you want.
00:08:44Now wait.
00:08:45Here we are.
00:08:46You missed me.
00:08:47Ha ha!
00:08:48And you?
00:08:49Huh?
00:08:50Is she one of your daughters, too?
00:08:52Huh?
00:08:53Lolita.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:55Lolita.
00:08:56Mm.
00:08:57250 each.
00:08:59It better be good.
00:09:01It better be good.
00:09:03Here.
00:09:06I'll see you.
00:09:07Yeah.
00:09:10Hey, wait!
00:09:15Hi, Plata.
00:09:16Hi.
00:09:33May I help you?
00:09:37May I help you?
00:09:40Yeah, certainly.
00:09:41Yeah, certainly.
00:09:48Hi, Plata.
00:09:49Hi.
00:09:55Hey.
00:09:56Salute.
00:09:57He's here.
00:09:58He's here.
00:10:24Lolita!
00:10:25Lolita!
00:10:26Lolita!
00:10:27Maria!
00:10:34Hey!
00:10:35Huh?
00:10:36Come!
00:10:42Yes, now.
00:10:43No time!
00:10:45Oh!
00:10:57Oh!
00:11:05How you gonna do with him?
00:11:07Oh, him?
00:11:09Nah.
00:11:19Bravo!
00:11:21Not bad.
00:11:22Not bad.
00:11:23Really nice shot.
00:11:24Oh, how about the little game, huh?
00:11:27Why not?
00:11:30I'm playing, too.
00:11:31But you said you had a headache.
00:11:33Nope.
00:11:34Never felt better in my life.
00:11:37Oh, he's a pushover.
00:11:40100 a game?
00:11:41A shot.
00:11:43100 a shot.
00:11:44Look out.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54Mm.
00:11:55Mm.
00:11:56Mm.
00:11:57Mm.
00:11:58Mm.
00:11:59Mm.
00:12:00Mm.
00:12:01Mm.
00:12:09Huh?
00:12:13No.
00:12:14Hmm.
00:12:16Did you hear the latest about Nazan?
00:12:18What?
00:12:19That check he gave us wasn't covered.
00:12:23Then how did you cash it?
00:12:24I lent it to him.
00:12:25That cheapskate.
00:12:27May I?
00:12:28Yes, sure.
00:12:29How do you care?
00:12:30You got your money anyway.
00:12:31Well, that's worse than getting it from him.
00:12:49He wants us to do him a little favor.
00:12:51Hmm.
00:12:52Watch this.
00:12:53Now, look.
00:12:54He's having a hard time.
00:12:57You did it.
00:12:59You gave me the headache.
00:13:02Oh, sure.
00:13:03Crash a twin-engine plane and collect the insurance.
00:13:05A clean little job, you call it.
00:13:07No risks, huh?
00:13:08I told you.
00:13:09He's got his back against the wall.
00:13:10If we go light on the damage, the insurance company catches on,
00:13:12and we end up behind bars.
00:13:14If we go all the way, we'll never live to tell about it.
00:13:16OK.
00:13:17I'll do it alone.
00:13:18You're damn right you'll do it alone.
00:13:23Hey.
00:13:24Hey.
00:13:25Hey.
00:13:26Hey.
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Hey.
00:13:29Hey.
00:13:30Hey.
00:13:31Hey.
00:13:32Hey.
00:13:33Hey.
00:13:34Hey.
00:13:35Hey.
00:13:36Hey.
00:13:37Hey.
00:13:38Hey.
00:13:39Hey.
00:13:40Hey.
00:13:41Hey.
00:13:42Hey.
00:13:43Hey.
00:13:44Hey.
00:13:45Hey.
00:13:46Hey.
00:13:47Hey.
00:13:48Hey.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:51Hey.
00:13:52Hey.
00:13:53I'm so sorry about that.
00:13:55Oh, please, don't be.
00:13:56It'll be all right.
00:13:57I'll just have to get a gun if I need one.
00:13:59Oh, no, I'm sorry about that, but I don't think
00:14:01you should be here.
00:14:03Please, just go.
00:14:04Oh, that's all right.
00:14:05I'll just go.
00:14:07Oh, but why did you have to leave?
00:14:08Well, I had to leave the place.
00:14:10Well, I'm not going to stay here.
00:14:11I'm going to the hospital.
00:14:12I can't figure out what's going on.
00:14:13You'll know what I mean.
00:14:15I'm going to tell you all about it.
00:14:16Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:17Thanks for the trouble.
00:14:18No, no, I shan't.
00:14:19I'll see you tomorrow.
00:14:21Bye.
00:14:22Bye.
00:14:22Just passing by.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:28Destination, soldado?
00:14:30The crew?
00:14:31Us.
00:14:32Or you got any objections?
00:14:33Oh, as far as I'm concerned.
00:14:34Put me down on your list.
00:14:36You're already on it.
00:14:38Who gave you this flight plan?
00:14:40Guy phoned it in last night.
00:14:41Who?
00:14:42I did.
00:14:43I said to myself, what if Salud changes his mind?
00:14:46Didn't you just say you were coming, too?
00:14:48No.
00:14:49I mean, yes.
00:14:50That's for me to decide.
00:14:53Do me a favor and scratch his name off.
00:14:55Give me a pen.
00:14:56I don't have one.
00:14:57I do.
00:14:58He didn't ask you.
00:15:20What?
00:15:50You know I didn't give you enough money for us at least to get back with.
00:16:09Hey, I'm talking to you.
00:16:12Who, what?
00:16:13For my name.
00:16:14For us to get back with.
00:16:16We'll phone him when we get there.
00:16:20You figure out where we're going to ditch?
00:16:22Mm-hmm.
00:16:23Just south of Saldarum.
00:16:24It's a little bit out of the way, but close enough to town.
00:16:27We'll be there in about half an hour.
00:16:29Get on the radio and give the spotters a reference point.
00:16:32They'd make more of an impression on them if they think we crashed here.
00:16:37Can you imagine if we really fell down there?
00:16:43Hello?
00:16:44Hello?
00:16:45This is Delta Bravo Foxtrot Tango.
00:16:47This is Delta Bravo Foxtrot Tango calling Marantau Base.
00:16:51Don't I sound dramatic?
00:16:53Yeah, all right, call.
00:16:55Hello?
00:16:56Delta Bravo Foxtrot Tango calling Marantau Base.
00:16:59This is Marantau.
00:17:00This is Marantau.
00:17:01I read you loud and clear.
00:17:02This is 619.
00:17:04Delta Bravo Foxtrot Tango flying from Mazapa to Saldarum.
00:17:08Our route is a 330.
00:17:13Hydraulic system is leaking.
00:17:15Damage.
00:17:16Do you read me?
00:17:17We're flying with difficulty.
00:17:22Reception bad.
00:17:23Reception bad.
00:17:24Estimated point is...
00:17:25Can I tell him?
00:17:26Go ahead.
00:17:27We're going on anyway.
00:17:34Yoin, yoin, yoin, yoin.
00:17:36This is 619.
00:17:37619.
00:17:38Delta Bravo Foxtrot Tango flying from Mazapa to Saldarum.
00:17:45Our route is yoin, yoin, yoin, yoin.
00:17:48330.
00:17:53My God.
00:17:54They're over the jungle.
00:17:55Try to get their exact position.
00:17:57Once they give us their bearing...
00:17:58You've got to give us your bearing.
00:17:59Your bearing.
00:18:00Do you read me?
00:18:01Estimated point is latitude 525 to south.
00:18:04Longitude 618 west.
00:18:07You're over 200 miles from here.
00:18:09Can you read me?
00:18:10I know, Einstein.
00:18:11Now get us out of here.
00:18:13We're losing altitude.
00:18:14Suppose we cut it short, huh?
00:18:15Why?
00:18:16Because we really are losing altitude.
00:18:18I know.
00:18:19I just finished telling them.
00:18:20Pull.
00:18:27Hello.
00:18:28Hello.
00:18:32No risk.
00:18:33Clean little plane.
00:18:35It's a flying rat trap.
00:18:37Good God.
00:18:38My God.
00:18:39Almighty God.
00:18:40Scared, huh?
00:18:41No.
00:18:50No.
00:18:52No.
00:18:54No.
00:19:11Salud.
00:19:12Salud.
00:19:13Salud.
00:19:14Hey, salud.
00:19:15Salud.
00:19:17Salud.
00:19:19Scared, huh?
00:19:24And that takes care of you.
00:19:27Come here, you.
00:19:29You're next.
00:19:33Excuse me.
00:19:36What's wrong?
00:19:39Skimber life.
00:19:40Just glass.
00:19:41Looks real.
00:19:42It looks real, but it's a piece of junk instead.
00:19:44It's hard to tell when you're panning them out of the street.
00:19:47Hey, tell your friend to look out for the piranhas.
00:19:50Salud.
00:19:51What?
00:19:52Look out for the piranhas.
00:19:53Huh?
00:19:54Piranhas.
00:19:55You must be the two pilots that crashed in the Maranto Forest last month, eh?
00:19:59How do you know?
00:20:00News travels fast in the forest.
00:20:02Besides, I read it in the newspaper down in the village.
00:20:05They had given you up for lost.
00:20:08How many miners are there around here?
00:20:10Too many.
00:20:11How far away is the village?
00:20:12It will take two days if you walk.
00:20:15Which way?
00:20:16That way.
00:20:17There's no road, but you can't go wrong if you got a compass, don't you?
00:20:34Huh?
00:20:35No.
00:20:36No, they had a fight last night.
00:20:38They drink and then they get drunk.
00:20:40And when they drink, they fight.
00:20:42When they fight, somebody always gets...
00:20:44Killed.
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46Drinking is a problem here.
00:20:48It kills more people than malaria.
00:20:51What's the matter?
00:20:52You don't drink, do you?
00:20:53No, I got malaria.
00:20:55But I'm not worried.
00:20:56The worst is over now.
00:20:57I'll survive.
00:20:58I'd like to survive, too.
00:21:00No, sir.
00:21:03Ah, well, a jukebox in the jungle, huh?
00:21:05Yeah, Mr. Ears treats us good.
00:21:07We even get the comics.
00:21:08Ears?
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10Who's Mr. Ears?
00:21:12He.
00:21:21Seek and ye shall find.
00:21:22Find and ye shall sell.
00:21:24And Mr. Ears will buy you out like stock and barrel.
00:21:29You're a prospector, too?
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32That's right.
00:21:33You mean the prospectors compete with one another,
00:21:36but not with Mr. Ears?
00:21:37Right.
00:21:38It's dog-eat-dog around here.
00:21:40The stream manages to wash some stones into the valley,
00:21:43but they're so small.
00:21:44What kind of stones are they?
00:21:46Mostly emeralds, but it's almost impossible
00:21:48to find a stone that'll keep you out of hot for good.
00:21:50What counts here is quantity, not quality.
00:21:53Yeah, but Mr. Ears is the only buyer, huh?
00:21:55Yeah, you better believe it.
00:21:57You mean you spent 14 years searching
00:21:59and never found anything?
00:22:01Oh, yes.
00:22:02Oh, I found plenty.
00:22:03A stream of precious stones.
00:22:05Enough to set the crown of Midas in your head, young fella.
00:22:08Huh.
00:22:11Huh.
00:22:12A talking dog.
00:22:13Huh?
00:22:14Oh, hello, dog.
00:22:16Isn't that strange?
00:22:18What?
00:22:19You don't usually take to city folk.
00:22:21Well, we lost that smell over two months ago.
00:22:24Looks like a nice dog.
00:22:26Does he hunt?
00:22:27Oh, yes.
00:22:28Oh, yes.
00:22:29Emeralds.
00:22:30Ahem.
00:22:36Are they going to stay on?
00:22:38I don't know.
00:22:39Think he's in there eating.
00:22:41Oh, wow.
00:22:42Look at what just flew in.
00:22:44You hungry, Lindberg?
00:22:46Always an extra dish for an eight.
00:22:49You mean these are the two guys that thought
00:22:51the Malignaro forest was an airstrip?
00:22:53Yeah, the Lindberger brothers.
00:22:55Price was pretty big, huh?
00:22:57I wonder how they managed to crawl out of it.
00:22:59It wasn't that difficult.
00:23:00Cockroaches can crawl out of just about anything.
00:23:04You think he's putting us on?
00:23:06No.
00:23:07Hmm.
00:23:12Oh.
00:23:13Oh.
00:23:14Oh.
00:23:15Oh.
00:23:16Oh.
00:23:17Oh.
00:23:18Oh.
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:20Oh.
00:23:21Oh.
00:23:22Oh.
00:23:23Oh.
00:23:24Oh.
00:23:25Oh.
00:23:26See how easy it is?
00:23:28You sneaky!
00:23:30Ah!
00:23:31Re-pon-ta-pun-ta-te.
00:23:34That wasn't nice.
00:23:35He might take offense.
00:23:38Hmm.
00:23:39He already did.
00:23:41You take care of him, huh?
00:23:43Who, me?
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:45You're through eating.
00:23:46Come on.
00:23:48Hmm.
00:23:52Oh.
00:23:53He must be kidding.
00:23:54Come on, you can't go around killing people just because you can't stand up on your own two feet.
00:24:00That's hysterical.
00:24:02Come on, Ace.
00:24:06What are you waiting for?
00:24:13It sure can cut.
00:24:15Whatever you do, don't count on me.
00:24:17Let's go, Airedale.
00:24:20You ready?
00:24:22Dennis, if I admit you're right, will you quit it?
00:24:26What am I right about, huh?
00:24:28Everything.
00:24:31Everything, huh?
00:24:49No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:59Careful.
00:25:02Careful.
00:25:06That's pretty good for a Lindbergh, huh?
00:25:09Careful.
00:25:15That's it.
00:25:19Life is stuck, you know?
00:25:21I bet your friend would be good at darts.
00:25:26No, I guess not.
00:25:28You don't want to play with them. They're mean.
00:25:49Who's that?
00:25:51You're in luck, my friend. Augusto's here. He'll take you back to your city.
00:25:54He usually goes back empty.
00:25:57Hurry up, Platter. We're leaving.
00:26:01Shall we start?
00:26:03No.
00:26:04As you like.
00:26:05Hey, I'll show you a little trick, huh?
00:26:10Here. Now come around.
00:26:13That's it. Come.
00:26:16You ready?
00:26:18Now, as you lunge, I gotta kick you in the belly, kick you in the mouth, and loosen the tooth.
00:26:22Now you lunge for me.
00:26:24Come on.
00:26:26Kick in the belly, now kick in the mouth.
00:26:30Now let's see about that tooth. Check on it.
00:26:32It's loose. Just pull it.
00:26:34There you go.
00:26:36Not bad, huh? Works every time.
00:26:40Hey, Platter.
00:26:42Yeah, just a minute.
00:26:44Come here.
00:26:46Listen, come here.
00:26:48Platter!
00:26:49Just a minute.
00:26:54You work for that outfit too, huh?
00:26:56Better than to try working against it.
00:26:58If you fly supplies to these crazy prospectors, you do it only for Mr. Ears.
00:27:04Going into business on your own isn't too healthy around here.
00:27:08Ears doesn't like competition.
00:27:11Want a drink?
00:27:13I don't know why, but this Ears guy bothers me.
00:27:16Anyhow, as I was saying, Mr. Ears is a big operator.
00:27:20He's got plenty of planes. What he needs are pilots willing to fly inland.
00:27:24If you want, I can spread the word.
00:27:26Mr. Ears will pay you well.
00:27:28What do you say?
00:27:29No, we're not interested.
00:27:31Hey, listen.
00:27:33Fifty percent in a partnership means we both make the decisions, huh?
00:27:38You interested, then?
00:27:39Who, me? No.
00:27:42Well, if you change your mind.
00:27:45What interests us right now is the telephone.
00:27:52Hello?
00:27:54Mr. Long Distance, where are you?
00:27:57Sir?
00:27:58Long Distance calling.
00:28:05For you, sir.
00:28:07Hello?
00:28:09Hello?
00:28:11Clarita, how are you?
00:28:13Fine. Well, fine. How are you and Uncle Salud?
00:28:16Ship's shape.
00:28:17It's Clarita.
00:28:18Put your father on.
00:28:20What, are they worried about us?
00:28:22What?
00:28:23Who's taking care of you?
00:28:24Hey, what'd you think?
00:28:26Oh, Aunt Alicia's there. Good.
00:28:27Hey, watch out!
00:28:28Shut up! I can't hear anything.
00:28:29Yeah. Yeah, Salud is here.
00:28:32It's little Ingrid. She wants to talk to you.
00:28:35Is he dead?
00:28:39In jail again?
00:28:40Uh-huh.
00:28:41And with the home money.
00:28:43When are you coming back, Uncle Salud?
00:28:47When?
00:28:49Soon.
00:28:51Very soon.
00:29:09We've had it.
00:29:10There must be a way we can dig up a little money around here.
00:29:12Yeah, with a shovel and a pail.
00:29:14I've got an idea.
00:29:15We go fly for Mr. Ears?
00:29:16Better. We fly for ourselves.
00:29:18Yeah, on a broomstick.
00:29:20I don't think there's another model like it in existence.
00:29:22It's a true rarity.
00:29:24My grandfather flew it in from North America.
00:29:27His grandfather.
00:29:28Where is it?
00:29:29Over there, to the right.
00:29:31It's not in perfect condition,
00:29:33but if you'd like to take a look at it, go ahead.
00:29:50You can pay me a little at a time, that is,
00:29:52if you get it off the ground.
00:29:54Nothing in advance?
00:29:55You mean that you have something to give in advance?
00:29:58Sorry, I mentioned it.
00:30:00What do you think?
00:30:03I think...
00:30:06What the hell? It'll never get off the ground. Never!
00:30:09Good. It's a deal, then.
00:30:34Hey, I'm missing a couple of pistons,
00:30:36a connecting rod, a magnet,
00:30:3850 yards of canvas, six vertical spars.
00:30:41Otherwise, it's all in perfect condition.
00:30:43Shut up. And give me a hand.
00:30:47Hey, listen, when do we eat?
00:30:51Huh?
00:30:52Eating is a luxury.
00:31:00Hey, no way.
00:31:02You're full too.
00:31:19Easy.
00:31:32I'll be back soon!
00:31:46Slater.
00:31:47Ah.
00:31:49You ready?
00:31:50Yeah, let's try.
00:32:01Go ahead.
00:32:32Well?
00:32:34Yeah.
00:33:01You son of a bitch.
00:33:02Now, wait. Listen, Salute.
00:33:04I was just thinking that maybe if we try and just...
00:33:06Shut up.
00:33:14I think you're stubborn. You don't know how stubborn I am.
00:33:18Need some help?
00:33:19Sure.
00:33:24Want a hand?
00:33:25No!
00:33:26Come on.
00:33:28Want a hand?
00:33:29No!
00:33:31This is a personal matter.
00:33:58Hey.
00:33:59What is it?
00:34:01I don't know. I don't...
00:34:02Hey!
00:34:04Come on.
00:34:05Stop or I'll...
00:34:06Slater!
00:34:08Stop it!
00:34:12Slater!
00:34:13Get on the trail! Jump! Jump!
00:34:16Hurry up!
00:34:18It says you're ready!
00:34:19Ah, look at her go!
00:34:23A personal thing!
00:34:24Ah, you pig-headed hot!
00:34:26Listen to her now!
00:34:28Get on! Go on! Get on!
00:34:34Go! Go! Go!
00:34:37Go! Go! Go!
00:34:40Hold it!
00:34:42Keep going!
00:34:47Hold it!
00:34:50Go! Go!
00:34:56Okay! Hang on!
00:35:01Hurry up!
00:35:02Let go!
00:35:05Just like that!
00:35:07Don't stop!
00:35:09Okay! Okay!
00:35:10Come on!
00:35:25There was a mister!
00:35:26So rich!
00:35:41Beer!
00:35:43That's a barrel full of beer!
00:35:47Ramon!
00:35:49I'm going crazy, Ramon!
00:35:55Hey, Ramon! What are you doing?
00:35:58No!
00:36:00No!
00:36:01Hey, Ramon!
00:36:04Hey, Ramon!
00:36:06Hey, Ramon!
00:36:08Hey, Ramon!
00:36:10Wait for me!
00:36:12Wait!
00:36:14Hey!
00:36:24I want...
00:36:26I want a beer!
00:36:29The bar is closed.
00:36:34Open it up again.
00:36:37Sorry, Turtle. She got here too late.
00:36:40She swallowed the bottles too.
00:36:42It's a conspiracy! That's what it is!
00:36:44No, it's only thirst.
00:37:03How much do you want for it?
00:37:05For what?
00:37:06The foam with the ice.
00:37:09How much for beer sets?
00:37:13On the house.
00:37:14Oh, it's on the house.
00:37:19Leaving right away?
00:37:20Yeah, but starting tomorrow, there'll be daily deliveries.
00:37:23That means I can order then?
00:37:25For the day after tomorrow.
00:37:26Why the day after?
00:37:27Because tomorrow's trip is all booked up.
00:37:30You can't do this to me!
00:37:32Look!
00:37:33I'll pay whatever you want.
00:37:35Yeah, so will the others.
00:37:36So will the others.
00:37:37First come, first serve, you know.
00:37:39It's only fair.
00:37:40It's a conspiracy.
00:37:41Okay.
00:37:42Think of something you want.
00:37:43But just one thing.
00:37:44We'll try and bring it to you.
00:37:46One thing?
00:37:48That's not easy.
00:37:50It's not easy landing here either.
00:37:51No, it isn't.
00:37:53Only one thing?
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Ice cream!
00:37:57It's been years since I had any ice cream.
00:37:59Will you bring me a couple of gallons of ice cream?
00:38:03Yeah.
00:38:04If you give me two gallons of ice cream,
00:38:06I give you this.
00:38:08You can count on it.
00:38:10Vanilla and chocolate.
00:38:11All right?
00:38:12Uh-huh.
00:38:13Vanilla and chocolate.
00:38:15Listen.
00:38:16Now I'm warning you.
00:38:17If this is all a joke, I'll...
00:38:19You're a joke.
00:38:22You got any cigarettes?
00:38:23All sold out.
00:38:25Here.
00:38:26No charge for this.
00:38:27Not until after tomorrow.
00:38:28Come on.
00:38:29Put this away, will you?
00:38:30It makes me nervous.
00:38:31You have a match?
00:38:32Yeah.
00:38:34What do you want? Odds or evens?
00:38:36For what?
00:38:37One of us has to stay.
00:38:38Even you said she won't get off the ground otherwise.
00:38:41Besides, less weight, more freight.
00:38:44We'll take turns.
00:38:45One day I'll stay, one day you stay.
00:38:47What do you want?
00:38:48The loser stays.
00:38:49Uh-huh.
00:38:50I'll take evens...
00:38:51Odds.
00:38:52Two.
00:38:53That's evens.
00:38:54No, it doesn't count.
00:38:55Why not?
00:38:56I wasn't ready.
00:38:57You ready now?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00Evens.
00:39:01Three.
00:39:02That's odds.
00:39:04You gotta be cheap.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:31Oh.
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00:41:27I thought you might need a bit of help.
00:41:29Why, did I frighten you?
00:41:31That's what you call help?
00:41:32Well, it's better to be frightened
00:41:33than to be eaten by a jaguar.
00:41:35Sitting around here in the dark, it ain't going to do you no good.
00:41:38Ah, come on.
00:41:40I'll see you don't die in an empty stomach.
00:41:41Come on.
00:41:43My shack's close by.
00:41:45Hey, it's a good thing you told me.
00:41:47Your shack's close by.
00:41:49Oh, well, I thought I'd take you around another way,
00:41:51because, you see, I wanted to show you something.
00:41:53Oh?
00:41:54Uh-huh.
00:41:58What?
00:41:59You see, you see that mountain?
00:42:01Which one?
00:42:02The tall one.
00:42:03I, uh, wouldn't you think she was talking to you?
00:42:08Huh?
00:42:09No.
00:42:10Well, halfway up that mountain, just where the forest begins,
00:42:14there's three crosses.
00:42:16Yeah?
00:42:17And so?
00:42:18Well, I planted them there with my own two hands.
00:42:21For me, that's the most beautiful mountain in the world.
00:42:23Do your good just to be looking at it.
00:42:25And that's why I wanted you to see it, too,
00:42:28just at the right time, in the moonlight.
00:42:33Huh?
00:42:34Oh, I thought you'd like to share the view with me.
00:42:39I've got a madman making me pull out my hair already.
00:42:42And it's more than I can take.
00:42:43You understand me?
00:42:45Besides, I haven't eaten anything all day.
00:42:47Instead of feeding me, you show me a mountain, huh?
00:42:51I thought Plata was crazy, but you.
00:42:55Mm, good.
00:42:56That's good?
00:42:57That's good.
00:43:01Hey!
00:43:02Look there!
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Well, that's only Agnes.
00:43:06Poor thing, she wouldn't hurt a fly, would you, Agnes?
00:43:09No, she just, uh, just suffers from the heat.
00:43:11That's all.
00:43:12Just suffers from the heat?
00:43:13Yeah.
00:43:14Yeah, but we'll, uh, have her out of your way in a minute.
00:43:18She's going out to get some air.
00:43:22A minute.
00:43:24That's it.
00:43:26There.
00:43:27Smells good, doesn't it?
00:43:30Smells delicious.
00:43:32You want to eat?
00:43:33Uh, well, no, I have to look after Arthur first.
00:43:35Arthur?
00:43:36The dog.
00:43:37I had my mind set on getting you here.
00:43:38I forgot about poor old Arthur.
00:43:40Will you forgive me, Arthur?
00:43:41Sorry to keep you waiting, but we have a very
00:43:43important guest this evening.
00:43:45You understand, don't you?
00:43:47And from the city, too.
00:43:48Here, now, don't.
00:43:50Now, don't.
00:43:51Don't do that.
00:43:52And mind your manners.
00:44:00To your health.
00:44:01Good luck.
00:44:02Good luck.
00:44:04I take it mostly for medicinal purposes.
00:44:06Yeah.
00:44:07Listen, old man.
00:44:09I'm sorry.
00:44:10I got mad at you up on the mountain.
00:44:12You know, when I'm hungry, I don't know why,
00:44:14but I get in a bad mood.
00:44:16I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:17You know, we're all a bit astray up there.
00:44:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:44:21I, well, there were these three fellas
00:44:27digging away up there.
00:44:29Up where?
00:44:30Huh?
00:44:31Oh, up in the mountain there.
00:44:33Oh, up in the, um.
00:44:36Great friends they were.
00:44:38Then one day, I heard a lot of shooting going on up there.
00:44:41And we all raced up to see what was going on.
00:44:43And there they were, all of them stretched out.
00:44:46All of them?
00:44:47Yeah.
00:44:48The other fellas were saying,
00:44:51uh-huh, they must have had a bit of an argument.
00:44:54Why would they start killing one another?
00:44:55Oh, not at all, they said.
00:44:57Leaving for the vultures, that's what they said.
00:44:59Huh, for the final ritual.
00:45:03So I decided to go up on my own.
00:45:08And I had only started digging the graves
00:45:11of these poor fellas when I got to know
00:45:15what it was all about, you know.
00:45:17It wasn't just the usual, the kind of a stone
00:45:19you'd find in a stream, like.
00:45:21Oh, no, it was a deposit, a huge deposit.
00:45:26Immense, enormous.
00:45:29A whole mountain, a mountain of giant emeralds.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:35Beg is your fist.
00:45:42That was just an appetizer.
00:45:44Now comes the main dish.
00:45:46No, no, wait.
00:45:49Let me talk.
00:45:51Now you want to talk.
00:45:53But before, you were tongue-tied.
00:45:55But I thought you knew.
00:45:56No, I only know that it's weeks since anyone
00:45:59showed up in Posse Grande.
00:46:00Naturally, they're friends out there with everyone.
00:46:04They do business.
00:46:05Not only are they prices cheaper, but they're closer,
00:46:09and they sell.
00:46:20Tell Margarita that if it's dried beef and bananas
00:46:23again tonight, I'll choke her.
00:46:25No, tonight we switch.
00:46:27Bananas and dried beef.
00:46:29And get it while it's hot, or you won't get it at all.
00:46:34Lucrecia Borgia.
00:46:36Lucrecia Borgia.
00:46:37Lucrecia Borgia.
00:46:39Do you know who Lucrecia Borgia was?
00:46:42You're teaching swear words to children.
00:46:44Olé.
00:46:46You want more agua?
00:46:48No gracias.
00:46:48You sure?
00:46:49No, I feel just great.
00:47:19Well, 22.
00:47:356 times 2 is 12.
00:47:372, carry my 1.
00:47:396 times 8, 6 times 8, 6 times 8.
00:47:426 times 4 is 24.
00:47:44Twice is 48.
00:47:4549, 50.
00:47:46What are you doing?
00:47:461, 2, 3, 4.
00:47:47Checking our counter.
00:47:50We're lucky enough to get 20% of what they owe us.
00:47:53We could fly out of this dirty hole in a private jet.
00:47:57Mademoiselle?
00:47:58You make me lose my place.
00:48:00So 22, 23, and that completes this one.
00:48:02Si, senor.
00:48:03As usual, my chérie.
00:48:04Ah, oui, senor.
00:48:05But it should be 24.
00:48:06One's missing.
00:48:071, 2, 3, 4.
00:48:10You're muttering a lot.
00:48:1226, 27, 28.
00:48:14I mean, the plane's been paid for.
00:48:15That's not the problem.
00:48:17Still got a few coins in your bag, don't you?
00:48:19I should hope so.
00:48:22We got any debts?
00:48:23That's all we need.
00:48:25So what's wrong?
00:48:26I can't figure this out.
00:48:27Will you shut up?
00:48:34Oh, thanks, sweetheart.
00:48:35You're more beautiful than usual tonight.
00:48:39Hey, where do you think you are?
00:48:40One of these days, you know I'm going to get married.
00:48:42I suppose you think you're in the middle of the jungle,
00:48:44don't you?
00:48:46You're wrong.
00:48:47You mean we're in a mud hole.
00:48:50That's great.
00:48:51I'll show you where we are.
00:49:11Mama Margherita.
00:49:12Yes?
00:49:14May I have the honor?
00:49:17Be a good boy, Plata.
00:49:19I have an army to feed.
00:49:45Oh, yeah.
00:49:47Oh, yeah.
00:49:48Oh, yeah.
00:49:49Oh, yeah.
00:49:50Oh, yeah.
00:49:51Oh, yeah.
00:49:52Oh, yeah.
00:49:53Oh, yeah.
00:49:54Oh, yeah.
00:49:55Oh, yeah.
00:49:56Oh, yeah.
00:49:57Oh, yeah.
00:49:58Oh, yeah.
00:49:59Oh, yeah.
00:50:00Oh, yeah.
00:50:01Oh, yeah.
00:50:02Oh, yeah.
00:50:03Oh, yeah.
00:50:04Oh, yeah.
00:50:05Oh, yeah.
00:50:06Oh, yeah.
00:50:07Oh, yeah.
00:50:08Oh, yeah.
00:50:09Oh, yeah.
00:50:10Oh, yeah.
00:50:11Oh, yeah.
00:50:12Oh, yeah.
00:50:13Oh, yeah.
00:50:15Oh, yeah.
00:50:17Oh, yeah.
00:50:18Oh, yeah.
00:50:27Oh, yeah.
00:50:30♪
00:50:40♪
00:50:50♪
00:51:00♪
00:51:10Hey, that's worth $100.
00:51:11Yeah, that's right.
00:51:12Now you know where we are?
00:51:15Hooray!
00:51:41Miguel! Miguel!
00:51:42What's the matter?
00:51:43I need a pilot here.
00:51:44They're all here.
00:51:45Nobody plays at night.
00:51:46Well, get one of them off.
00:51:47I have a boy who's badly wounded.
00:51:48Hurry.
00:51:50We have to take him to the city.
00:51:55But you can't back out.
00:51:56He's dying.
00:51:57We can't back out.
00:51:58We're not equipped.
00:51:59Look, once you take off, we'll radio the airport
00:52:01to have an ambulance there waiting for you.
00:52:03The airport's closed.
00:52:04Besides, they're not equipped for night flights.
00:52:05He's losing blood.
00:52:06I know, but there's nothing we can do.
00:52:07You'll have it on your conscience.
00:52:08Look, it's not only illegal.
00:52:09It's impossible.
00:52:10Don't you understand?
00:52:11If this boy is not operated on immediately,
00:52:13he'll be dead before morning.
00:52:15So will I be dead.
00:52:16The two of us, if I were to do what you were asking.
00:52:18Oh, never mind.
00:52:19Who will fly this boy to Saldar now?
00:52:22Immediately.
00:52:23You will be well compensated.
00:52:26My God, what a pack of sheep.
00:52:28I'm only sorry that I can't fly one of those crates myself.
00:52:36Hold it, gorgeous.
00:52:38No.
00:52:39It's your turn to go to Forza Grande tomorrow, remember?
00:52:43Odds are evens.
00:52:48I'll toss you.
00:52:50Heads or tails?
00:52:52Heads.
00:52:58Sorry.
00:52:59It's tails.
00:53:00There is something you can do, though.
00:53:02For one day, you can do the bookkeeping.
00:53:04Here's a bank.
00:53:06And God help you if you lose it, huh?
00:53:14Hurry, hurry!
00:53:20Sir, our company and I want to express ourselves.
00:53:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:37Are you ready, boy?
00:53:39Yes, sir.
00:53:41Another little drop and we go.
00:54:02I'm sorry, but that boss of yours doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:54:05We're not afraid to fly at night.
00:54:07It's only that we know it's impossible, that's all.
00:54:10I don't understand, sir.
00:54:15For me, it's different.
00:54:17I can't even remember the last time I was drunk.
00:54:20I still don't understand.
00:54:22When I'm drunk, I mean when I'm really mellow, it's hard to explain.
00:54:27But I've become immortal.
00:54:29Hello, Italduma.
00:54:31Italduma Airfield. Italduma Airfield.
00:54:34Italduma, do you read me?
00:54:35This is Saldarum.
00:54:37Who's that idiot who wants to take off?
00:54:40Me, and I already took off.
00:54:42And if you don't watch your tongue, I'll pull it out when I get there.
00:54:46That's highly improbable.
00:54:48What, pull out your tongue?
00:54:50No, that you get here.
00:54:53Perhaps you might like to hear the weather bulletin.
00:54:55Serious disturbances along the central cordillera with local precipitation.
00:54:59Zero visibility.
00:55:01Which means you'll never find us.
00:55:04In addition, if you do reach this far, visibility over the runway is, I repeat, zero.
00:55:11But if by some dark miracle you manage to set your rump on the ground,
00:55:15you'll find a pair of handcuffs waiting for you.
00:55:18As soon as I sign off, I'm reporting you for violation of the civilian flying code
00:55:24and for contempt of a civilian official.
00:55:28Bravo. Now shut up and put on some music.
00:55:31Music?
00:55:32Any preference?
00:55:34What music are you talking about?
00:55:36Whatever you like, so long as I don't have to listen to you.
00:55:40I don't think you understood that you're talking to the base commander.
00:55:44And you haven't understood that I'm immortal.
00:55:47What are you?
00:55:48Oh, forget it. Just call me an ambulance.
00:55:51I have a wounded man aboard, over and out.
00:55:54Are you really going to report him, sir?
00:55:56Just shut up, will you?
00:56:00Visibility zero. It's like daylight.
00:56:03These weather bullets are...
00:56:05Can you see anything, sir?
00:56:08Uh-huh.
00:56:13Anyway, we'll be all right if we don't lose sight of that roof.
00:56:23I don't hear a thing, sir.
00:56:25Neither do I, so shut up.
00:56:45Quiet back there.
00:56:47Santos, you ready?
00:56:48Whenever you want, sir.
00:56:56Here they are!
00:56:57Fire one, Santos.
00:57:10Look at that. There's a big celebration in town.
00:57:13Fire, Santos!
00:57:26That's the landing field.
00:57:31Yeah, it's the airport.
00:57:33We're here, muchacho! We're immortal!
00:57:36We're immortal!
00:57:56You ever been to Rio?
00:57:58I'm sure of it, sir. I was in Ireland once.
00:58:01No, no, he was in Salvatore.
00:58:03Salvatore's a beautiful city.
00:58:05Yeah, well, I was once.
00:58:07Why haven't you ever gone back?
00:58:09Well, there's no one really to go back to.
00:58:11I was thinking of going back there a few times, as a matter of fact.
00:58:14But something's always happened that's stuck me.
00:58:17Such as?
00:58:18Huh?
00:58:19Well, I don't know. I don't remember.
00:58:22What did you do back there?
00:58:24What did you do back in Salvatore?
00:58:26What did I do?
00:58:27I didn't even know you were a lawyer.
00:58:30Halt it.
00:58:35After the dance, we'd go for a ride along the beach.
00:58:38Park the car.
00:58:39Along the beach? In a motor car?
00:58:41Uh-huh.
00:58:44Why? What's wrong?
00:58:46At one time, all the young ones used to meet in the sands,
00:58:49and nobody to bother them at all.
00:58:51Ah, but not in a motor car.
00:58:54Huh?
00:58:56You point your car out to sea,
00:58:58turn on the radio,
00:59:00and you've got the ocean before you and paradise beside you.
00:59:04Huh, well, that's something new.
00:59:06Too old in a motor car.
00:59:16Well, look who's here.
00:59:18The ace in person.
00:59:21I see that you've changed weapons, hunting for quail.
00:59:24Yeah, the ones that grow fat and stupid from too much flying.
00:59:28Well, at least it saves you from going to the dentist too often.
00:59:32All right, keep him up.
00:59:36Nervous, huh?
00:59:37Don't try it again.
00:59:39Would you like another beer?
00:59:40Oh, yes, I...
00:59:41Drink hard.
00:59:51Tell him to shut up.
00:59:54Easy, Arthur, good dog.
00:59:57I'm afraid he doesn't think much of you either.
00:59:59I told you to make him shut up.
01:00:02Why don't you tell him yourself?
01:00:04All right.
01:00:06I will tell him.
01:00:07No.
01:00:08No!
01:00:09No!
01:00:40No!
01:01:06Augusto.
01:01:07Oh.
01:01:09Hello, Salud.
01:01:10How's that boy making out?
01:01:12It was a close call, but he'll live.
01:01:14What are you doing here?
01:01:15Came down to give my crate an overhaul.
01:01:19Actually, they told us all to stay clear of the camp for a few days.
01:01:31How about Potter?
01:01:32He stay clear too?
01:01:34No, he's a little bit, you know, crazy.
01:01:36Yeah, I know that.
01:01:37Go on.
01:01:38Last night he didn't show up at Mama Margarita's.
01:01:42Then he probably slept at the old guy's place.
01:01:45I guess he...
01:01:48Listen, I...
01:01:50I gotta go now.
01:01:51Who's that?
01:01:52That's Mr. Ears.
01:01:53Mr. Ears, huh?
01:01:55Yeah.
01:01:56What's he have in his ear?
01:01:57Is he deaf?
01:01:58Like a door.
01:02:00Who's the other guy?
01:02:01That's his personal pilot.
01:02:04Never seen him before.
01:02:06Just as well.
01:02:09Once, just for fun, I saw him crush a coconut in his hand like this.
01:02:14Like a banana.
01:02:19He doesn't think about me.
01:02:20He doesn't think that I'm in this too.
01:02:22Yeah, but maybe...
01:02:23Maybe they didn't tell him not to go.
01:02:25No, no.
01:02:26Well, it could be.
01:02:27No, he just ups and leaves.
01:02:28And with the cash beside, you understand.
01:02:30Yeah, with the cash beside.
01:02:32You can take the cash to the grave with you.
01:02:34Yeah, well, can I...
01:02:35Can I at least know where we're going?
01:02:37I gotta get back.
01:02:38Yeah, just a minute.
01:02:39With one hand, you said, huh?
01:02:45You see?
01:02:46It's no big thing.
01:02:47You just dirty your hands, that's all.
01:02:51But this time is the last.
01:02:52Mark my word.
01:02:54This time, he's gonna do it my way.
01:02:56I'll show that damn idiot.
01:02:58Yeah, at least you...
01:02:59You got a head on your shoulders, but Plata, he's...
01:03:01He's crazy.
01:03:02Listen, you mind telling me where we're going?
01:03:04Don't you know?
01:03:05No.
01:03:06I'm gonna buy a couple things in town.
01:03:07Then you take me out, right away.
01:03:09Where?
01:03:10To Forza Grande, where else?
01:03:11Oh, no, no, I can't.
01:03:12No, no.
01:03:13Bravo!
01:03:14I knew I could count on you.
01:03:16They might have killed you.
01:03:18That's all.
01:03:19You poor...
01:03:20Quiet, old man.
01:03:26All right.
01:03:27Anybody home?
01:03:28Yeah, come in, stupid.
01:03:30You're the one stupid.
01:03:34Hello.
01:03:35Hello.
01:03:36First shoot it in, huh?
01:03:37Yeah, there's only one swamp in this whole valley,
01:03:39and I had to land in it.
01:03:40Augusta drop you?
01:03:42Yeah.
01:03:48They got away with everything, huh?
01:03:50Yeah, even the IOUs.
01:03:52And the plane?
01:03:53Yeah.
01:03:54They shouldn't have done that.
01:03:56Yeah, but they did.
01:03:58But they shouldn't have.
01:03:59But they did.
01:04:01Should I fix you up something to eat?
01:04:04With this face in front of me, I'd get sick.
01:04:07Bring him something to eat.
01:04:11I did some shopping.
01:04:13Oh, yeah?
01:04:14Where'd you get me?
01:04:16Hmm.
01:04:18Ah.
01:04:19I see.
01:04:21Hmm.
01:04:22Ah.
01:04:25Beautiful.
01:04:31What else do you want?
01:04:33Gas.
01:04:34Check it.
01:04:35Open it up.
01:04:39I checked it, and it's empty.
01:04:42Oh.
01:04:43Boom.
01:04:45That's all.
01:04:54Mr. Ayers?
01:04:56Mr. Ayers?
01:04:57Hmm?
01:04:58Hmm.
01:04:59He's got a lip reading, though.
01:05:02You have it over your head.
01:05:08What are you looking at?
01:05:09Nothing.
01:05:10Nothing.
01:05:11Nothing.
01:05:13What are you doing here?
01:05:15This.
01:05:16This.
01:05:17This what?
01:05:18This us.
01:05:19He said us.
01:05:21One moment, I shoot.
01:05:23Hmm?
01:05:24I thought that gun was empty.
01:05:26Hmm.
01:05:28You could have kept that to yourself.
01:05:30Anyway, it's no more loaded than yours is.
01:05:35Watch it, deadhead.
01:05:37They're both loaded.
01:05:38Oh.
01:05:39You caught on.
01:05:43What do you say we put these back where they belong?
01:05:51Huh.
01:05:52You left the door open.
01:05:59You took care of the back door, didn't you?
01:06:01Oh, not even a fly could get in there.
01:06:08OK.
01:06:09And that takes care of the gun.
01:06:11There's no point in leaving this key around here.
01:06:16No, wait.
01:06:17Huh?
01:06:19We didn't happen to have a coin.
01:06:22You know how it is when people start airing their opinions?
01:06:25Someone raises his voice, the voice is carried.
01:06:28Come on, come on.
01:06:30Make it quicker.
01:06:31Come on, man.
01:06:32You don't know the game.
01:06:33I don't know the game.
01:06:34You don't know the game.
01:06:35Now, let's go.
01:06:37Come on.
01:06:38Let's go.
01:06:39Come on.
01:06:40Come on.
01:06:41Let's go.
01:06:42Come on.
01:06:43Let's go.
01:06:44Let's go.
01:06:45Come on.
01:06:46Let's go.
01:06:47Come on.
01:06:48Let's go.
01:06:49Come on.
01:06:50This is the volume control.
01:07:00Catch!
01:07:01Got it!
01:07:02Okay, here we go!
01:07:10Hey, move!
01:07:12Take that!
01:07:14Hey, look!
01:07:15Harder!
01:07:21That's the last one!
01:07:23Harder, boys, harder!
01:07:27Want a cracker?
01:07:35All the way, boys, all the way!
01:07:51Ah, lovely.
01:07:52You want to give it to me?
01:07:53No?
01:07:54Ah, that's too bad.
01:08:14Get me out of here!
01:08:15I'll get you out!
01:08:16I'll get you out!
01:08:23Once I saw him crush a coconut in his hand like this.
01:08:29Like a banana.
01:08:31A banana!
01:08:42In one hand, Salud.
01:08:44Like this.
01:08:45Like a banana.
01:08:48Hey, what's the matter?
01:08:50Ollie!
01:08:55Ready?
01:09:06Oh, holy smokes!
01:09:07Wow!
01:09:15Plata!
01:09:16Yeah?
01:09:17There's still two of them left.
01:09:18Let them in.
01:09:19The key's outside.
01:09:21You want to go in, huh?
01:09:22No, no.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:32Inside.
01:09:33You too.
01:09:38Hey, look!
01:09:39Holy smokes!
01:09:41Okay, Plata!
01:09:42Yeah, here they come!
01:09:46Go!
01:09:48Holy smokes!
01:10:03Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:10:04Watch out, the beam!
01:10:06Gee!
01:10:14Hey, Salud!
01:10:15You all right?
01:10:16Yeah, yeah.
01:10:18Good thing this house wasn't made out of...
01:10:21bricks.
01:10:26I wonder if they got the message.
01:10:28Does it make any difference?
01:10:36Hey!
01:10:47Nice bunch of fellas, aren't they?
01:10:50Anyway, they got a good, strong canoe.
01:10:52Food, everything they need.
01:10:53Yeah, the rapids waiting for them.
01:10:55Ten miles downstream.
01:10:56Rapids?
01:10:57Yeah, rapids.
01:10:59Well, with a little luck.
01:11:00Yeah, a little luck.
01:11:02Yeah, and after that,
01:11:03they come to a waterfall.
01:11:05Waterfall?
01:11:06Yeah, waterfall.
01:11:07You suppose we carried things too far?
01:11:09No, I only made three holes in that canoe.
01:11:11How many?
01:11:12Three.
01:11:13Well, in that case...
01:11:18I seen that old canoe going downstream today.
01:11:21Oh, I saw it.
01:11:22Yeah.
01:11:24I don't suppose it'd be very much to keep you here any longer.
01:11:27Yeah, we're not a prospect, you know.
01:11:29Yeah, besides, if we don't take advantage of this chance...
01:11:32I mean, with that deluxe jet and Mr. Ears, you know...
01:11:35That's right, since he preferred the water route this time.
01:11:39I'm sure...
01:11:42Salvatore must be looking very beautiful this time of the year.
01:11:46We're going to Salvador, huh?
01:11:48Who said anything about Salvador?
01:11:50Well, then, if you say so.
01:11:52Yeah, a beautiful place.
01:11:53Of course we're going to Salvador.
01:11:55Salvador's great this time of year.
01:11:59Oh, yes, it's wonderful.
01:12:01Well, I'll fix you something to eat.
01:12:03You must be very tired.
01:12:05Very hungry.
01:12:07You know, I got a sister who's married in Salvador.
01:12:11Huh?
01:12:12Well, they're not very rich, but they got a nice bunch of kids.
01:12:15Husband's a mailman, oh, a nice guy.
01:12:17They have a big house and plenty of room.
01:12:19Only trouble is, they both work.
01:12:21And, yeah, they have no one they can leave the kids with.
01:12:26If he likes animals, he should go.
01:12:30He should get along with kids, don't you think?
01:12:36Down there, you open a drawer and a kid comes popping out.
01:12:46Hey, what's the matter?
01:12:49You mean...
01:12:51You mean you'll take me with you?
01:12:54Oh, of course, we're flying empty.
01:12:56There's plenty of room.
01:12:58But what about the dog? I mean, well, no.
01:13:01Oh, no problem. If he starts biting, we buy a muzzle.
01:13:07I...
01:13:08Good, then you come with us.
01:13:16I wonder if it was a good idea to bring him along.
01:13:18He's been dreaming about it all his life.
01:13:20Dreams are one thing.
01:13:22Now you tell me.
01:13:24No, he's so crazy, everybody in this city will love him.
01:13:29Besides, wasn't it your idea to say we were going to Salvador?
01:13:32Yeah, and whose idea was it to make him your sister's babysitter?
01:13:35You don't even have a sister.
01:13:37How do you know I don't have one?
01:13:38Do you?
01:13:39No.
01:13:41But I could have.
01:13:43Who knows what he expects to find?
01:13:47Why don't you go and talk to him?
01:13:49Yeah, and tell him what?
01:13:51Keep him company.
01:13:53Tell him what a big city is like.
01:13:56Prepare him for it.
01:13:58Go on.
01:13:59Why don't you go tell him?
01:14:18You're crying.
01:14:20Huh?
01:14:22Yeah, well, yeah, I suppose I am.
01:14:25Because I'm happy, really.
01:14:30The things that have been happening over the years.
01:14:34And there was me stuck in the middle of the forest, away from it all.
01:14:41I was scared of people.
01:14:43Of course, I'm over all that now.
01:14:50It'll be great.
01:14:51Marvelous, you know.
01:14:53Marvelous.
01:14:58It's a question of minutes now.
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:11Wake up, old man.
01:15:12We're on the ground.
01:15:19We're on the ground.
01:15:47What is it?
01:15:49I don't know.
01:15:50Hey, he's not...
01:15:54Huh?
01:15:55Is he in there?
01:15:56No, he's out there.
01:15:57Go get him.
01:15:58Get him!
01:16:00Get him!
01:16:06Get him!
01:16:09Get him!
01:16:10Get him!
01:16:11Get him!
01:16:12Hey, he's not...
01:16:16Huh?
01:16:18Yeah.
01:16:19The loco just took off.
01:16:23That's not fair.
01:16:25Poor loco, old man.
01:16:32He wasn't all that loco.
01:16:34That much we knew.
01:16:36What we didn't know is that he really did find the money.
01:16:39Look.
01:16:43Oh, good God.
01:16:46And he even told us where it was.
01:17:01Beautiful, huh?
01:17:02Yeah.
01:17:04Only...
01:17:05The dog there didn't come out so good.
01:17:12Hey, isn't that the stone?
01:17:14Yeah.
01:17:15Now relax.
01:17:16Nobody will believe it's real.
01:17:18Oh, certainly.
01:17:19In appearance, your concession is in perfect order.
01:17:22No objection.
01:17:24But the ministries, they're quick to approve documents.
01:17:27Isn't that so?
01:17:28But they leave all the drudgery to us.
01:17:30We have to verify.
01:17:32And to check.
01:17:33And to recheck.
01:17:34And before I can give you my stamp of approval,
01:17:37we have to delve, dig deep into the situation
01:17:40and clarify everything.
01:17:41But you've been fortunate enough to find me.
01:17:44They haven't made a rubber stamp out of me yet.
01:17:46I'm a practical man.
01:17:48I speak frankly and openheartedly.
01:17:51Isn't that so?
01:17:52My proposal is not only a reasonable one,
01:17:55but an honest one.
01:17:57Isn't that so?
01:17:58Hmm.
01:17:59Isn't that so, gentlemen?
01:18:01Uh-huh.
01:18:03Very well.
01:18:05We'll give you plenty, plenty of time to think it over.
01:18:09Uh, would you offer him half the concession as a proposition?
01:18:12What a stupid question.
01:18:14Yeah, I mean, 50% would be more than enough for us.
01:18:17But to split with somebody like that.
01:18:20Besides, the old guy wouldn't have wanted it.
01:18:22Nobody's getting anything.
01:18:24Nobody.
01:18:25Not from me.
01:18:26Nobody's getting anything.
01:18:27Nobody.
01:18:28Not from me.
01:18:29Bravo.
01:18:30You're on the right track.
01:18:31About what?
01:18:32About us getting out of here.
01:18:34And the sooner, the better.
01:18:36You're kidding.
01:18:37All we have to do is get to the plane
01:18:39and let them chase us for a while.
01:18:41Nice.
01:18:42And give up everything, huh?
01:18:43I didn't say that.
01:18:45Listen, I...
01:18:46No.
01:18:47Now you listen to me, genius.
01:18:50Not even that cannon is going to get me out of here.
01:18:54Understand?
01:18:55Yes or no?
01:18:56Yeah.
01:18:57For once, the law is on our side.
01:18:59With the documents in our hands.
01:19:01That's just it.
01:19:02They're not in our hands anymore.
01:19:04Naturally, you'll give it back.
01:19:06Oh, sure.
01:19:07A lawyer is necessary.
01:19:08We got a lawyer, yeah.
01:19:09A hundred lawyers.
01:19:10The law is the law.
01:19:11Lawyers, huh?
01:19:14I figured a way to get out of here.
01:19:16I don't know if you noticed.
01:19:17Just a minute.
01:19:19I got an idea, too.
01:19:21You?
01:19:23Yeah, me.
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:25What is it?
01:19:27Uh...
01:19:28Here.
01:19:31You're not moving from here.
01:19:33That's my idea.
01:19:46Hey.
01:19:47Hey.
01:19:58What are you...
01:19:59Are you coming or not?
01:20:01Come back in here.
01:20:02I'll wait for you at the plane, then, huh?
01:20:04Come back, you no-good son of a...
01:20:09No good stinking sneaky rat, huh?
01:20:17Hey.
01:20:18I'm sorry.
01:20:19Very sorry.
01:20:20I didn't see...
01:20:21Oh!
01:20:22That's all right.
01:20:23Excuse me.
01:20:24Don't go away.
01:20:25I'll be right...
01:20:26I'll be right back.
01:20:27Don't lock the gate.
01:20:28Alto!
01:20:31Let's go!
01:21:02I'll kill you.
01:21:04I swear by God, I'll kill you,
01:21:06break you into a million pieces, rebellion!
01:21:08Oh!
01:21:09Rebellion, defiance, violence, escape, they're done for.
01:21:13No need for us to go on tiptoe, Your Excellency.
01:21:18Now, I'm certain we'll have no problem
01:21:20in reaching an agreement.
01:21:22Might I have a look at that document?
01:21:24Sure, certainly.
01:21:26Oh!
01:21:57Oh!
01:22:20Oh!
01:22:27Oh!
01:22:29He's in the store.
01:22:30Surround him.
01:22:31Let's go.
01:22:34Remember, we have to take him alive.
01:22:36Oh, that's good.
01:22:47A drop, Your Excellency.
01:22:50Here you are.
01:22:53And a drop for me.
01:22:56Well, then, here's to our agreement.
01:22:59Mind if I join in?
01:23:02Good, very good.
01:23:13Not bad.
01:23:24Huh?
01:23:28Yes, this document puts an end to all our problems.
01:23:33Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
01:23:35Hmm?
01:23:36This is hardly a time for napping, don't you think?
01:23:39Mm-hmm.
01:23:41Hmm?
01:23:42He's not used to staying up late.
01:23:46Hmm?
01:23:48Oh, no!
01:23:50Oh, yes!
01:24:00Oh, God.
01:24:01Oh, God, please don't make me see him again.
01:24:04We were rich.
01:24:06A whole deposit.
01:24:09All we needed was a lawyer,
01:24:12All we needed was a lawyer,
01:24:14and he declared war on South America.
01:24:21What a screw-in.
01:24:22He'll give me 50 years if they catch me.
01:24:25Oh, it's you, huh?
01:24:32They finally decided to send some help.
01:24:41Oh, it's you.
01:24:44Oh, it's you.
01:24:47Oh, it's you.
01:24:50Oh, it's you.
01:24:54Oh.
01:24:58Hey, hey!
01:25:01Ha-ha!
01:25:02Hee-hee-hee!
01:25:03You dirty...
01:25:18You want to play, huh?
01:25:24Then take this!
01:25:37Plata.
01:25:39Plata!
01:25:41Plata!
01:25:43Plata!
01:25:45I didn't mean you!
01:25:47Plata!
01:25:49Plata!
01:25:53Plata!
01:26:00Hey!
01:26:02Plata!
01:26:05Scared, huh?
01:26:08You know, last night I didn't have time to tell you what I thought about your idea.
01:26:13And so?
01:26:15So I said to myself,
01:26:17what has it in for me?
01:26:20Maybe he feels insulted.
01:26:25You insult me?
01:26:27No.
01:26:29I think you ought to talk it over.
01:26:32Let's not rush things, huh?
01:26:37Yeah.
01:26:38You're right, you know.
01:26:39There are certain matters that you...
01:26:43You just can't be rushed.
01:26:45That's good. That's very good.
01:26:49Hey, don't you think we better get started?
01:26:52What do you want?
01:26:53To arrest him.
01:26:54Right ahead.
01:26:55You don't think they will get away?
01:26:57No.
01:26:58Before anything else, let's put a little sense into your...
01:27:08Hee-hee-hee!
01:27:09No!
01:27:13No!
01:27:15No!
01:27:19No!
01:27:28No!
01:27:35No!
01:27:39No!
01:27:46No!
01:27:52No!
01:27:58Hey, Platter.
01:27:59You think we can come back some day?
01:28:01I doubt it, after all the trouble you caused.
01:28:03Me?
01:28:04Who else?
01:28:05Anyhow, nobody's gonna take that concession away from us.
01:28:08That's for sure.
01:28:10Yeah.
01:28:11In other words, we're rich, but we haven't got a cent.
01:28:14Huh. Like the old guy.
01:28:44Just a kiss, a kiss, you'll see
01:28:47That there's wisdom in you
01:28:50Right along the key with me
01:28:53You and me
01:28:59Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:29:02Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:29:04Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:29:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:29:11Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:29:14Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh