- 12 years ago
R | 1h 3min | Comedy, Drama, Horror | 30 November 1966 (USA)
An undertaker and his two friends, who are restaurant owners, drum up business by going out on the town and killing people; the restaurant owners use parts of the bodies for their menu, and the undertaker gets paid by the families to bury the remainder. Their racket goes awry when 2 detectives suspect that something isn't quite kosher.
Director: T.L.P. Swicegood
Writer: T.L.P. Swicegood
Stars: Ray Dannis, Warrene Ott and James Westmoreland
An undertaker and his two friends, who are restaurant owners, drum up business by going out on the town and killing people; the restaurant owners use parts of the bodies for their menu, and the undertaker gets paid by the families to bury the remainder. Their racket goes awry when 2 detectives suspect that something isn't quite kosher.
Director: T.L.P. Swicegood
Writer: T.L.P. Swicegood
Stars: Ray Dannis, Warrene Ott and James Westmoreland
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00:08:12Let's go home, Mother.
00:08:14Wait.
00:08:16Let me kiss my baby.
00:08:21Mr. Lamb, may I talk to you a moment alone, sir?
00:08:30I've always found it best to give my bill at this time.
00:08:33It helps take your mind off your bereavement.
00:08:36Grief therapy, as we call it in the industry.
00:08:42$1,250.
00:08:44Well, it's not our best funeral, but I...
00:08:47$1,250.
00:08:49See? You've forgotten your grief already.
00:08:52You advertised $144.98, not $1,250.
00:08:57But, Mr. Lamb, you don't expect to get a funeral like that for nothing.
00:09:01Why, the silk in that box is worth at least $144.
00:09:05And then there's the hearse, and then there's the flowers.
00:09:08Now, the flowers are a big item, and then the...
00:09:10I won't pay any $1,250.
00:09:13Oh, yes, you will, sir. You signed a contract.
00:09:16Or at least your wife did.
00:09:18Didn't you, Mrs. Lamb?
00:09:28You're both horrible to talk about money at a time like this.
00:09:33I earned my money, Mrs. Lamb.
00:09:36That girl of yours had her legs chopped off.
00:09:38How would you like to have to sew plastic legs on a cold corpse?
00:09:42Of course, I could have skipped the legs and given her a junior-length coffin.
00:09:47That would have been more economical, wouldn't it?
00:09:52And her throat. If you could have seen her throat...
00:10:01You'll pay. You'll pay.
00:10:08You'll pay.
00:10:39Harry.
00:10:41Later, baby.
00:10:42Like my new dress?
00:10:44Yeah, yeah.
00:10:46And my hair, do you like it better up?
00:10:49Yes, it's very nice.
00:10:51Harry, will you turn around and look at me?
00:10:55Come on, honey. We've got lots of work. Come on.
00:11:03Harry.
00:11:04What?
00:11:05Why won't you marry me?
00:11:07Honey, I can't even afford me.
00:11:13I'm sorry.
00:11:15I'm sorry.
00:11:17I'm sorry.
00:11:19I'm sorry.
00:11:21I'm sorry.
00:11:24And I'm going to jump out the window if you won't marry me.
00:11:31Hey, Employment Bureau, would you please send me over a new secretary?
00:11:35I have one that's about ready to leave. Thank you.
00:11:38I hate you, Harry Glass.
00:11:53I hate you, Harry Glass.
00:11:55The boys do a great little business around here.
00:12:24You know what would do a lot of good in this place?
00:12:27A white tornado.
00:12:29You watch too much television.
00:12:32You have any better ideas?
00:12:34Mm-hmm.
00:12:36Uh, Spike, Doc, anybody around?
00:12:40Oh, hiya, Mr. Glass. Spike will be with you in a minute.
00:12:43That's what I like about this place, the service.
00:12:48Don't pay attention to Doc. His mind is elsewhere.
00:12:51Buried in those books they say he's always reading.
00:12:55There's nothing wrong with studying.
00:12:57According to the grapevine, he was kicked out of medical school because he was very, very weird.
00:13:03If you ask me what I think...
00:13:05Ask you what?
00:13:08What does Duncan Hines recommend in this food palace?
00:13:11Specialty of the day.
00:13:22What'll it be?
00:13:24I'll try the lamb.
00:13:27You'll like it, baby.
00:13:31My friends call me Ann.
00:13:34You may call me Miss Poultry.
00:13:36Poultry? As in barnyard?
00:13:44It's not that funny.
00:13:46Okay, chicken.
00:13:49I'll have the specialty, Spike.
00:13:51Give me two orders.
00:13:53Two orders of what? You didn't even tell him what we were ordering.
00:13:57We don't have anything else.
00:14:00Hey, uh, you read about that new murder?
00:14:02The Sally Lamb?
00:14:03Yeah, yeah, that's, uh, shame, real shame.
00:14:07I wonder if that was her father came in the office today.
00:14:10I don't like to read things like that.
00:14:13Paper shouldn't print that stuff.
00:14:17Two specials, lamb's leg.
00:14:25What's to drink?
00:14:27I'll have coffee.
00:14:29I'll have a BM.
00:14:33Buttermilk.
00:14:49Hey, Spike, what is this?
00:14:51Lamb.
00:14:53That's not lamb.
00:14:56Taste it again.
00:14:57No, baby, you taste it.
00:14:59Come on, honey, it's a bad joke.
00:15:00I'm sorry I brought you here.
00:15:02This joint would give Mr. Clean nightmares.
00:15:05Aw, chicken.
00:15:07You give the place a bad name.
00:15:08You think so?
00:15:09Wait till I call the health inspectors.
00:15:11You wouldn't do that.
00:15:12Oh, wouldn't I?
00:15:13Later, later.
00:15:25Good night, Miss Poultry.
00:15:55Good night, Miss Poultry.
00:16:25Toby?
00:16:27Here, kitty, kitty.
00:16:49Here, kitty, kitty.
00:17:18Here, Toby.
00:17:20Toby?
00:17:22Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.
00:17:36Toby?
00:17:42Toby?
00:17:56Toby?
00:18:06Toby?
00:18:36Toby?
00:18:46Toby?
00:18:56Toby?
00:19:16Toby?
00:19:37Ah!
00:19:41Ah!
00:19:51Harry?
00:19:52Yeah?
00:19:55One of them was probably wearing this.
00:19:57Well, that doesn't give you much to go on.
00:19:59Takes the fifth murder we've had with these vicious mutilations of the body.
00:20:03But it's the first time there's been something to point us in any direction.
00:20:08There were three of them.
00:20:10We know their physical proportions by their boot prints.
00:20:13We know that they were riding motorcycles.
00:20:15And we know the kind of tires that were on the cycle.
00:20:18You can't go around checking every tire in the city.
00:20:20No, but we can send a description to all the shops.
00:20:22Come on, Harry.
00:20:23Now you know the procedure.
00:20:24Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:20:25I just, uh, want to make sure you catch him.
00:20:27Well, it'd help if you could tell us something.
00:20:29I've already told you everything.
00:20:30I don't know anything.
00:20:33Well, Ann didn't have any enemies.
00:20:35And she didn't hang around the motorcycle crowd.
00:20:39I can't really tell you much more.
00:20:40She only hated one guy, and that was me.
00:20:43And she wanted to marry me.
00:20:44Crazy kid.
00:20:46I'm sorry, Harry.
00:20:48Me too.
00:20:49If you hear of anything, you'll let me know, won't you?
00:20:51Sure.
00:20:52And I don't want you trying to take things into your own hands.
00:20:54No, no, I won't.
00:20:56But you will let me know if you hear anything.
00:20:58Sure.
00:21:00Say, I want to hang around here a while and look around.
00:21:02OK.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:17Who are you?
00:21:18Mr. March, your friendly undertaker at your service.
00:21:22Go away, Pulcher.
00:21:23I don't need you.
00:21:25Oh, but you do, sir.
00:21:26Yes, you do.
00:21:27Whether you want to admit it or not,
00:21:29you can't do without me.
00:21:31Now, something has to be done.
00:21:33And since this poor dead girl has no relatives,
00:21:35and since you are, I mean, were her employer.
00:21:40How do you know?
00:21:42It's my business to find out these things.
00:21:47Well, you might as well handle it.
00:21:49What's the difference?
00:21:51Now you're talking.
00:21:52I do as good a job as anyone, and I
00:21:54don't mind saying that my services
00:21:56are far, far more complete.
00:21:58I handle everything right from the beginning to the end.
00:22:01Sign here.
00:22:02How much?
00:22:03$144.98.
00:22:0698 cents?
00:22:08Well, this is a very competitive business.
00:22:18There's no price on these contracts.
00:22:20Well, we do that.
00:22:21You know, sometimes there are a few extras.
00:22:24They don't amount to much.
00:22:28Well, I'll just fill in.
00:22:31$144.98.
00:22:35No ups, no extras.
00:22:40Mr. Glass, you are making a terrible mistake.
00:22:45I'd better not be.
00:22:57I'd better not be.
00:23:28Doc and me were both awful sorry, Mr. Glass.
00:23:31Gee, who would have thought?
00:23:33You and her were just in here a few hours before.
00:23:37I'd sure like to get my hands on those bums.
00:23:40You find out anything, you let me know.
00:23:44Me and Doc.
00:23:46Doc!
00:23:47Mr. Glass is going to get us out of here.
00:23:49He's going to get us out of here.
00:23:50He's going to get us out of here.
00:23:52He's going to get us out of here.
00:23:54He's going to get us out of here.
00:23:56Mr. Glass is going to get the guys that killed his chick.
00:23:59If he needs any help, we're going to go help him, OK?
00:24:02Spike.
00:24:03Yes, sir?
00:24:05Do you have a donut?
00:24:07Doc, we got any donuts back there?
00:24:09They haven't been delivered yet.
00:24:14Begin the operation.
00:24:16The scalpel is used to make a deliberate cut.
00:24:23The cut should be no longer than necessary,
00:24:25and yet not too short, either.
00:24:28The cut should not be too short.
00:24:34The size and shape of the scalpels vary greatly,
00:24:37but regardless of the variation,
00:24:42the scalpel should always be sharp.
00:24:56Who is it?
00:24:57It's me, Bob.
00:24:58What do you want?
00:24:59I got your deliveries, man.
00:25:01Come on, open up.
00:25:02All right.
00:25:03How come you always locked this door?
00:25:05You afraid somebody's going to come in here and get you?
00:25:08Who are you?
00:25:09I'm Frank Barnes.
00:25:10Who are you?
00:25:11I'm Frank Barnes.
00:25:12What do you want?
00:25:13I got your deliveries, man.
00:25:15I got your deliveries, man.
00:25:17I got your deliveries, man.
00:25:19Maybe you don't want to talk to me.
00:25:20Maybe you don't want to talk to me.
00:25:22What's the matter with you?
00:25:23What's the matter with you?
00:25:24You want to talk to me?
00:25:25Why won't you talk to me?
00:25:26What's the matter with you?
00:25:27Who are you?
00:25:28Who are you?
00:25:29Mark, since when did you get that, huh?
00:25:30Are you afraid somebody's going to come in here and get you?
00:25:33Just put him down over there.
00:25:37What are you reading?
00:25:39Surgery.
00:25:41Oh, you're going to operate on people?
00:25:42Why not?
00:25:43Well, no offense, man.
00:25:45Say.
00:25:48How come you never order any meat?
00:25:50So much vegetables, like lettuce, and celery, and onions,
00:25:56and ketchup.
00:25:57Your company charges too much.
00:25:59Oh, no.
00:26:00Oh, not any more than anybody else.
00:26:02So why order from somebody else?
00:26:04Spread the business around.
00:26:05You know.
00:26:06Who do you order your meat from?
00:26:07That's none of your business.
00:26:09Why don't you just get out of here?
00:26:10I'm studying.
00:26:15You know, my boss will make a good price
00:26:17on all meat, all age.
00:26:24We serve fresh meat.
00:26:25We serve fresh meat.
00:26:56What'll it be?
00:26:59Well, let's see.
00:27:01I think I'll have the fried shrimp.
00:27:03Sorry, we're out of fried shrimp.
00:27:05Well, then give me a hot dog.
00:27:08Don't have any.
00:27:10Well, what have you got?
00:27:13Uh, we still have some left over from last night.
00:27:15Oh, yeah?
00:27:16Yeah.
00:27:17We still have some left over from last night.
00:27:18Oh, yeah?
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Yeah.
00:27:25Uh, we still have some leg of lamb.
00:27:27Or how about the specialty of the day?
00:27:31All right, give me the chicken.
00:27:43Uh, how would you like that order?
00:27:44Light meat or dark?
00:27:47Breasts of chicken usually have light meat, don't they?
00:27:50You got a point there.
00:27:55What is this, a scanty camera or something?
00:27:57No, sir.
00:27:58I'll tell you what, instead of the chicken, give me a pie.
00:28:02A big piece or a little?
00:28:04The whole pie.
00:28:11Do you have a box?
00:28:12Yeah, sure.
00:28:13Come in, sir.
00:28:43I came to pay my last respects.
00:28:47That's very thoughtful of you, sir.
00:28:49You are a very thoughtful man.
00:28:51Cut the sarcasm.
00:28:53I'd like to see her, please.
00:28:55She's behind the drapes, but, uh...
00:28:58What?
00:28:59Remember, sir, you wouldn't let me
00:29:01add a few little extras?
00:29:02With a little extra, I could have restacked it with foam.
00:29:05I'm sorry, sir.
00:29:06I'm sorry.
00:29:07I'm sorry.
00:29:08I'm sorry.
00:29:09I'm sorry.
00:29:10I'm sorry.
00:29:10I'm sorry.
00:29:11I'm sorry.
00:29:12I thought I'd restacked it with foam rubber.
00:29:16Remember, sir, it was you who said, no ups, no extras.
00:29:42Our association doesn't approve of low-priced funerals.
00:29:45But when the needy need help, I always try to do what I can.
00:30:00Gratitude. That's what this world needs, is gratitude.
00:30:24Hi.
00:30:25Hello.
00:30:27You are Harry Glass, aren't you?
00:30:29Yes, I am.
00:30:31I thought so.
00:30:33My sister told me you were very handsome.
00:30:35I told her I was going to work for you.
00:30:38What kind of work do you do?
00:30:41What do you think?
00:30:43You tell me.
00:30:45I'm a typist.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:49Well, am I hired?
00:30:51What's your name?
00:30:53Call me Friday.
00:30:54No, but what's your name?
00:30:56Friday.
00:30:58My sister didn't tell me you were hard of hearing.
00:31:01You're not one of those kooks, are you?
00:31:03Silly. Do I look like I'm kooky?
00:31:08Uh...
00:31:09No, I don't think you do.
00:31:11Well, good. Now that we have that settled, do I get the job?
00:31:17No, uh...
00:31:19Why don't you go downstairs and have some dinner?
00:31:21And when you get back, we'll talk it all over.
00:31:24That's a very good idea.
00:31:26Do you got any money on you?
00:31:31You bet.
00:31:33Oh, you're a doll.
00:31:36See you later, boss.
00:32:04Hello, baby.
00:32:06What can I do for you?
00:32:08The question is, what can I do for you?
00:32:12You mean it?
00:32:13No.
00:32:14I just wanted to get your reaction.
00:32:16Uh, say, is this place on Diners Club?
00:32:19Ha, ha.
00:32:23I'll have a hamburger.
00:32:25Don't have any.
00:32:27I'll have a hamburger.
00:32:29Don't have any.
00:32:33Well, I have a pain because I haven't eaten.
00:32:38Where's the pain?
00:32:53The can, nurse.
00:32:55Nurse?
00:32:57Say, what is this?
00:32:59Didn't you say you have a pain?
00:33:01In her belly.
00:33:03Well, yes, but I...
00:33:25Get the patient ready for surgery while I scrub up.
00:33:56I ripped their clothes off.
00:33:58Oh, that's good thinking.
00:33:59You ready?
00:34:25My, my, my.
00:34:27What's wrong with her?
00:34:29Who knows? I'll explore.
00:34:31Scalpel.
00:34:44Nurse, there's a fly.
00:34:47Get rid of it.
00:34:55What are you spraying her for?
00:35:08Germs.
00:35:10You didn't get rid of the fly.
00:35:12What is this?
00:35:14Deodorant?
00:35:26Check her respiration.
00:35:31A-okay.
00:35:35Nothing wrong so far.
00:35:38Isn't she beautiful inside?
00:35:47Ah!
00:35:50Ah!
00:35:52Ah!
00:36:02Where's the anesthetic?
00:36:07Doc.
00:36:10Look.
00:36:13Look.
00:36:28Everything was going so well, too.
00:36:30Right to the end.
00:36:32Pity.
00:36:34Well, at least my operating technique is getting better, huh?
00:36:37Can't win them all.
00:36:39What are we going to do with her?
00:37:10What is it?
00:37:13Look.
00:37:15A fly.
00:37:17What fly?
00:37:19A fly.
00:37:21A fly.
00:37:23What fly?
00:37:25A fly.
00:37:27A fly.
00:37:29had.
00:37:37You know what.
00:37:45Don't say it what he's doing. Well the rest of the girl
00:37:52and the back.
00:37:53You're a couple of dirty double-crossers.
00:37:55Why?
00:37:56You agreed that I would get half,
00:37:59but we did this job alone.
00:38:01I could have used what you wasted.
00:38:04Remember, we specifically agreed
00:38:06that I could bury Doc's mistakes.
00:38:10I don't know what this world is coming to.
00:38:12A man can hardly make a living these days.
00:38:14No ups, no extras.
00:38:16What happened to your head?
00:38:18He shaved with a...
00:38:20Oh, shut up.
00:38:21I'll get sore.
00:38:23I'm sorry.
00:38:24I'm a little on edge with the end of the month coming
00:38:26and bills to be paid.
00:38:27We won't let you down.
00:38:28Don't worry.
00:38:30We'll help you.
00:38:32Tonight?
00:38:33Tonight.
00:38:34We'll help you.
00:38:35Tonight?
00:38:36Tonight.
00:39:04Good night, Rose.
00:39:22I'm going to stay in a little longer.
00:39:24Let yourself out.
00:39:26See you tomorrow, Rose.
00:39:56I thought you were going.
00:39:59You know, you don't have to believe me,
00:40:02but I've made up my mind.
00:40:05I'm going to quit.
00:40:07Next month.
00:40:09You know what I'm going to do then?
00:40:14I'm going to get married again.
00:40:18Oh, I know, I know.
00:40:20I'm a three-time loser.
00:40:22But this time, it's going to work.
00:40:28What do you think about that?
00:40:30Tempest?
00:40:32That...
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00:43:54He was a lousy nurse anyhow.
00:43:58Fellas! I was only kidding, fellas! Come on!
00:44:01Fellas! Fellas, no!
00:44:03Fellas! No! No! No!
00:44:06Fellas! No! No!
00:44:08No, fellas! Fellas, no! No!
00:44:11No, fellas! I was only kidding!
00:44:13Fellas! Please! Fellas!
00:44:25Kelly's call-out.
00:44:27Charlie, the stoolie, please.
00:44:29No, he ain't here.
00:44:31Well, would you tell him that Harry Glass is calling?
00:44:35No.
00:44:36Hey, Charlie. Listen, I need some information.
00:44:39Can you tell me who Mort, the undertaker, hangs out with?
00:44:42Guy Shady, rest. Just a minute.
00:44:46Know those two nuts who run the greasy spoon?
00:44:49Yeah.
00:44:50They're the ones.
00:44:53Thanks, Charlie.
00:44:58Mort! Mort! Doc!
00:45:01Don't do it! Don't do it!
00:45:05We've been friends a long time!
00:45:08This'll be the end of our friendship! Don't do it!
00:45:11It'll be painless if we dunk you fast.
00:45:14No! No! Don't do it!
00:45:17Then we'll dunk you slow.
00:45:21No! No! No!
00:45:29Be quiet, or you'll wake the neighbors.
00:45:44What a noise he made.
00:45:46He was a bad sport, if you ask me.
00:45:49Turn out the lights, and let's be scarce for a while.
00:46:50Oh!
00:47:00Friday.
00:47:03You take long lunch hours.
00:47:06I'm not Friday, Mr. Glass.
00:47:09Well, who are you, then? The Queen of Sheba?
00:47:13I'm Thursday. Friday's my sister.
00:47:16I'm Thursday. Friday's my sister.
00:47:19We're identical twins.
00:47:22Where is she?
00:47:24Oh, why, I don't know.
00:47:26I thought you did. That's why I've been following you.
00:47:29You know, Friday's a kook, and she needs a chaperone.
00:47:34Are you sure you don't know what's happened to her?
00:47:42Yeah, I'm afraid I do.
00:47:45Come on, let's get out of here.
00:47:47Where are we going?
00:47:48Well, you're going home.
00:47:50Oh, but I can't.
00:47:53Why not?
00:47:55Well, I told my mother I was spending the night with a girlfriend,
00:48:00but my girlfriend's out of town.
00:48:04Well, you can stay at my place.
00:48:09Well, thank you.
00:48:15Are you sure you're not Friday?
00:49:16Detective Jennings.
00:49:18Oh, Johnny, this is Harry Glass. I have some information for you.
00:49:21Shoot.
00:49:22The Undertaker's pals are the two guys who have the cafe near my place.
00:49:26What, the greasy spoon?
00:49:28The evidence is inside.
00:49:30Where are the suspects?
00:49:31Well, they're out for the evening.
00:49:33They open up at 7 o'clock in the morning, so you can find them there then.
00:49:36Thanks.
00:49:45Let's go.
00:50:15Let's go.
00:50:45Let's go.
00:51:16Let's go.
00:51:34You tell Friday about a strong, good-looking man, and off she goes.
00:51:42You know, Harry, you can't be a playboy all your life.
00:51:48The girl must have hurt you, but I won't.
00:52:00Golly, it's a quarter to four.
00:52:05Well, I guess I'm ready to turn in.
00:52:12Harry.
00:52:14He's sleeping.
00:52:17Hey, Harry, wake up.
00:52:20Harry.
00:52:25Oh, damn.
00:52:41Oh, damn.
00:53:11Oh, damn.
00:53:36What happened?
00:53:38We're out of gas.
00:53:40I don't know anybody but you, and I wouldn't believe it.
00:53:43I'll be right back.
00:54:10I'll be right back.
00:54:40I'll be right back.
00:55:10I'll be right back.
00:55:40I'll be right back.
00:56:10I'll be right back.
00:56:20Now all I need is a match.
00:56:29I'm sorry, Thursday.
00:56:32Those goons got your sister.
00:56:35Why, those dirty rotten.
00:56:39Oh, I could just tear them apart with my bare hands.
00:56:44Two of them are dead.
00:56:46Yeah.
00:56:47Mort's going to get his.
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01:00:46We don't need any unnecessary violence in this world.
01:00:49Nature makes enough of its own.
01:00:52Still, a certain amount of evil always creeps in.
01:00:56And we must just strike it down.
01:01:14Whenever there's a party and all the chicks are there
01:01:18I ain't the kind of fella just to stand around and stare
01:01:22Cause I believe in action, my soul is pleasure-bent
01:01:25And though I dig the chick, I think it's never permanent
01:01:29Oh, I cut in
01:01:30Yeah, yeah
01:01:31I cut up
01:01:32Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:01:33And cut out
01:01:34Yes, he do, yes, he do, he really do
01:01:36Oh, there's never been a devil like me
01:01:39No, there ain't
01:01:40Hereabout
01:01:41Yeah, yeah, you can say that again
01:01:43Oh, when a girly rose arrives at me
01:01:46I never miss my opportunity
01:01:49Yes, I mean
01:01:50Oh, I cut in
01:01:51Yeah, yeah
01:01:52And I cut up
01:01:53Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:01:54And cut out
01:02:13I'm always ever ready
01:02:27There's no one more alert
01:02:29I don't need any coats
01:02:31And when the chicks begin to flirt
01:02:33I don't care if they're skinny
01:02:35Or fat or short or tall
01:02:37It really makes no difference
01:02:38Cause I love to love them all
01:02:40Oh, I cut in
01:02:41Yeah, yeah
01:02:42And I cut up
01:02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:02:44And cut out
01:02:45Yes, he do, yes, he do, he really do
01:02:47Oh, there's never been a devil like me
01:02:50No, there ain't
01:02:51Hereabout
01:02:52Yeah, yeah
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