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Original Title: Blood & Guts
Not Rated | 1h 20min | Comedy, Horror | 14 October 2006 (USA)
It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like "Is someone in here?" Will any of these poor, hapless kids survive? Or will their bodies fill the house with blood and...well, you know!
Director: Jeff C. Smith
Writers: Curtis Andersen, Jeff C. Smith
Stars: Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider and Devin Marble
Not Rated | 1h 20min | Comedy, Horror | 14 October 2006 (USA)
It's the 1980's and a group of typical horror movie high school kids are getting together to hold a séance in a haunted house. Naturally, people start dying preposterously bloody deaths, girls are getting naked for no apparent reason and people walk into pitch black rooms and say things like "Is someone in here?" Will any of these poor, hapless kids survive? Or will their bodies fill the house with blood and...well, you know!
Director: Jeff C. Smith
Writers: Curtis Andersen, Jeff C. Smith
Stars: Jovan Meredith, Ashley Schneider and Devin Marble
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Short filmTranscript
00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:37It looks like you're on your own with decorations
00:00:40Why where are you going? I told you I have that algebra test to study for tomorrow
00:00:47Try to keep forgetting you're still in high school
00:01:00I
00:01:11Don't think I'm gonna be able to make it to the seance
00:01:17Why
00:01:20No, not scared
00:01:22He's too old to believe in seances and murder McGee and shit
00:01:26Besides who could be scared of a guy named murder McGee?
00:01:30Well, I think that's kind of the point Michael. I mean you give the ghost in the horn has a funny name
00:01:37So the neighborhood kids don't with bed
00:01:40Yeah, well besides if murder McGee spirit still does haunt this house. I mean, don't you think he'd be pissed we're having sex in his living room
00:01:48We could have gone upstairs
00:01:50I mean
00:01:54It's not what I meant
00:01:56So what you go off to college and now you're too mature to hang out with your friends. Come on. Don't say it like that
00:02:04These nights at Madeline and out together. They were fun, right?
00:02:08Ouija boards role-playing games and all that. I'm not 16 anymore
00:02:14Besides how much further we gonna go with this? I mean for Christ's sake we're in the actual murder McGee house
00:02:20Attempting to bring his spirit from the grave. I mean, what are we gonna do for an encore?
00:02:26Look
00:02:28I'll set up the fake cobwebs
00:02:30Bad horror movie props around the house. Like I said, but don't be surprised if I don't show up tomorrow
00:02:42It would be really nice to me if you came
00:02:51Maybe
00:03:02Okay, I'll be here
00:03:11Oh, and don't forget these my Madeline and after dropped off earlier, what is this bad horror movie?
00:03:18Perhaps you were talking about what was in every room?
00:03:45Couldn't have gotten plastic knives
00:03:48I
00:04:18I
00:04:48I
00:05:18I
00:05:48I
00:06:07Was in here
00:06:18I
00:06:20I
00:06:47Feel no, it's you get out of here. So I kick your ass
00:06:50Ryan
00:06:59Tiffany
00:07:20I
00:07:50I
00:08:20I
00:08:50I
00:09:20I
00:09:50I
00:09:56Are you being so quiet me?
00:10:01Now the other idiot in this car, yes you
00:10:06Think what?
00:10:08Look, can I know this isn't your normal idea of a night out? But trust me we're gonna have so much fun
00:10:13What did you keep telling me? I'm serious Madeline and Alfie and all my friends are so cool and we always have a good time
00:10:20Wanna play a game Julie? I've got pitfall for my Atari back a couple of hours away from your Atari. I'm gonna kill you
00:10:30You are going to eat those words and you see how elaborate they've made this evening
00:10:33Okay, we were in the actual McGee house and Maddie reads all kinds of books on the supernatural
00:10:41Sounds amazingly elaborate
00:10:45No
00:10:47It was raising more than dead
00:10:50I know and if you're good tonight
00:11:15Fuck is this
00:11:20Psycho-house
00:11:23And my friends are nerds
00:11:27Hold up a little incentive to go in there
00:11:32I assume you mean the house
00:11:35Good at that
00:11:41Previews coming attractions, you know, I told me if I was good, I'd be rewarded
00:11:50Oh
00:11:52I
00:11:54I
00:12:20Just heard a scream and
00:12:24I
00:12:27Framed the fuck away from me. I get away from the car part beat your ass
00:12:40Fuck
00:12:46What Oh blue balls are funny, huh
00:12:54I
00:13:18Was supposed to put these decorations up totally space it the dick
00:13:24Oh
00:13:34Soon the hour will come upon us
00:13:38And we will commence with who the hell is this? This is Julie's new boyfriend. She thought it'd be fine to bring him along
00:13:46I'm sorry. I didn't think it would be a big deal. Obviously one second
00:13:55Hey, what the fuck I don't know. I'm sorry. Hey, look at these assholes don't want me here that I have no problem
00:14:15Hey, Jamie, hey sissy. Oh
00:14:19So awesome, oh they really got the house and everything
00:14:24Once the sale and start it's gonna be so hot. So fucking
00:14:40Who's your friend Julie boyfriend my boyfriend came
00:14:55Mm-hmm much better than Michael
00:15:07They were nice
00:15:09Yeah, I thought you'd like them
00:15:12Jamie and sissy
00:15:14They're really into seances. Yeah
00:15:17each other apparently
00:15:19Yeah
00:15:25I
00:15:29What's the deal with
00:15:33What's her name Oh
00:15:35Yeah, she's the death master
00:15:51Hi Tiffany, hi
00:15:54Glad you can make it. This is gonna be pretty rad, huh?
00:16:06Tiffany this is Julie's friend Khan Kane Kane like the biblical murderer. Yeah. Oh
00:16:18Nice to meet you
00:16:21It's Michael here
00:16:24Oh
00:16:30No, I said he might not make it so
00:16:39Who's thirsty now you're talking
00:16:43All right
00:16:45After much discussion, we've decided to allow Julie's friend
00:16:48Stay, thank you so much death master. I shows appreciates it
00:16:54I
00:17:25Oh
00:17:30Fuck you see anything about a goddamn Ouija board. What look I don't play with those things
00:17:36I'm not gonna sit down. Those shits are fucked up me and my friend Frank
00:17:40We're fucking one of those things like three years ago. We try to have some girls over at some stupid quick
00:17:43We fuck this shit man. I can tell y'all motherfuckers. I'm out. Goodbye
00:17:49He's scared I'm not
00:17:55Okay, then welcome
00:17:58everyone else
00:18:00to a night
00:18:02unlike any other
00:18:05Tonight we have entered the home of murder McGee
00:18:08Man who killed his entire family and then himself in the satanic ritual dedicated to bring him eternal life
00:18:17It is said
00:18:19That his spirit still walks these halls
00:18:22Looking for fresh victims to re-energize his life force
00:18:27It is said
00:18:28That just entering this house can be a death sentence
00:18:32Let the unprotected may as well just offer their souls to his ghost as soon as they cross the threshold
00:18:38tonight
00:18:40We'll try to conjure the spirit
00:18:43So that we can know what death
00:18:46And as a question like whether or not I'm gonna marry Michael J. Fox
00:18:52Before we begin tonight
00:19:09And we're ready to conjure the dead
00:19:14Yeah, we figured that was an oversight lost invitation in the mail miss won't call something like that
00:19:18But we've got the ropes we can brought her on board
00:19:22Take that
00:19:25Get out you can't kick us out. Hey, what about all the times we used to spend at mom's?
00:19:30Yeah, Madeline's even wearing one of our amulets we made. Yeah made from real plastic just like the engines. Oh
00:19:36Sure. Oh sure. Just send a lab dog to kick us out
00:19:48Oh
00:20:12Hey scaredy-cat, we need your keys what
00:20:15Going on we lock up your keys. Make sure no one leaves prematurely. Yeah, I bet Cain has a problem with premature evacuation
00:20:22Huh, Julie?
00:20:30Hey
00:20:32Why don't you go back to your corner pal? What are you gonna do clutch a switchblade and comb my hair for me Julie?
00:20:35I drove King doesn't have any keys
00:20:37As I was saying before I was interrupted we need to be protected if we're going to contact such a dangerous spirit as murder McGee
00:20:45Throughout this house to place several items
00:20:47Some of them belong to me family and some of them are amulets like this one that are blessed with protection spells
00:20:54All of them have an incantation that will use to conjure the ghost
00:20:59Some of these items Alfie and I hid
00:21:01Some were hidden last night by Tiffany and Michael we'll play fair and not look for what we each place
00:21:05But for the rest of you gather up all the items that you find and bring them to the table
00:21:10So that we can start the sales
00:21:23Wait a second, I'm paired up with Ryan Tiffany and I'm here to help you
00:21:28Wait a second, I'm paired up with Ryan Tiffany
00:21:34Somebody's got to keep you honest, right? I'm just kidding
00:21:43All right
00:21:46Before you make some stupid comment like now you're talking or I'm gonna start like this
00:21:58Right, you're the one I'll see my lethal weapon and murder me
00:22:17And now what
00:22:20Check to see if there's an item in here
00:22:23Oh
00:22:48Okay
00:22:52I
00:22:58Didn't hear that
00:23:02Someone in here
00:23:05No
00:23:10Well, I guess nothing here so we should do
00:23:15You scared of murder McGee's
00:23:22I'm sorry, baby
00:23:52Oh
00:24:04Basement you were scared of this bad name when you found this creepy shit basement
00:24:22Damn
00:24:52I
00:25:14Didn't hear anything
00:25:16Well, if there's one right down there
00:25:19It's a whole family of fucking rats and there's no way I'm going down that's all I'm saying
00:25:24I'm sure it's fine
00:25:27No, fuck that
00:25:29But you're the one that tripped out upstairs because you heard that weird fucking air fart
00:25:33The don't give me like I'm a pussy because I don't go down there fuck around some goddamn rats
00:25:50Have we upgraded to the bed now
00:26:15Okay
00:26:18This is some sick fucked up twist
00:26:21In this sick fucked up game that you sick fucked up assholes cooked up now. It's time to let me know
00:26:30So this girl's really dead
00:26:33And we don't know who killed her
00:26:36Maybe we should call the police
00:26:39Then I'm getting the fuck out of here. Come on Julie, let's go
00:26:42She's right I'm getting out of here, too
00:26:45Shit
00:26:48Give me the goddamn keys
00:26:50Calm down, there's a dead white girl laying here. And I don't know about you, but that means the party is over
00:26:54So you give me the goddamn keys so me and Julie can get the fuck out of here
00:26:59Fine
00:27:10Someone take the lockbox what?
00:27:13All right, which one of you motherfuckers took it
00:27:17I'm tired of me asking all the questions and nobody's answering bullshit
00:27:21One of you motherfuckers better tell me you took this goddamn keys. There's gonna be more than one dead bitch laying on the ground
00:27:27Fine
00:27:37Well, I'd rather be out there with them they'd end up like her in here
00:27:42Anybody with me
00:27:44I'll go anybody else
00:27:50Fine
00:28:03What happened
00:28:13What's going on someone definitely out there you think it's the one that killed sissy
00:28:20Look at this place 5,000 ways to get inside
00:28:23Time they could get in here at any time
00:28:33So, what do we do
00:28:35We need to figure out how he got into the house. Well, we need to do
00:28:39Let's collect all those weapons you left out find a lockbox and get the fuck out of here
00:28:55You with me
00:28:59Okay, I'll go too
00:29:02All right, cool
00:29:04Everybody else you stay here anything happens. Just scream your head off
00:29:12Hey
00:29:15Yeah
00:29:20Thanks
00:29:34Hey Tiffany, you have some blood on your shirt, too
00:30:04Oh
00:30:14What the fuck are you doing here what are we doing here? What are you doing coming in here like that?
00:30:18You almost had a heart attack me. You just shit your pants. You're saying I'm having a heart attack. You're the pussy not me
00:30:25I'm the pussy you lose too scared to watch nightmare on Elm Street because he says he gives you scary dream
00:30:31Well, it's a fucked-up movie. He invades dream. Why did you douchebags are coming with us?
00:30:45Hey, we told you guys we didn't do this then where were you guys when you left here saying all that
00:30:50We'll have a revenge shit us. Okay, first of all, you know, that's just how we are. We're dramatic. Okay, and second of all
00:30:59Okay, we're gonna come back in here and scare you guys yeah, but there's no way we do this
00:31:03I mean I pass out when I see blood. Oh
00:31:07Okay, I haven't really passed out yet, but I know it's just around the corner. Hey
00:31:14Won't you give me a minute with these chumps? What are you gonna do?
00:31:29All right, boys
00:31:32Look, I don't care if you did kill the bitch for the exception of Julie
00:31:35I don't care if you kill the rest of these motherfuckers. I'm not supposed to be here tonight
00:31:39I just want to get the fuck out of here the lockbox with Julie's keys
00:31:44has disappeared
00:31:46Safe to assume that's one of you guys that hit it. So
00:31:49I'll untie you guys if you give me my shit and you can get back to your bloodbath killing spree
00:31:54I'll untie you guys if you give me my shit and you can get back to your bloodbath killing spree
00:32:11Okay, so you guys talk
00:32:16Come on see the little overboard. Don't you think what stocking?
00:32:24I
00:32:31Sucks
00:32:36No way to get any of that shit
00:32:38You should let me talk fine. It's interrogated. We'll go back in there and give it a shot. I'm not going in there by myself
00:32:47Whatever we're gonna do I'm gonna do it together. One of us gotta go to the bathroom. We all go in the bathroom. Why?
00:32:54I'm not going anywhere. Well, there's none of us are going anywhere. We're all just gonna sit here and be alive
00:33:08She's still alive and she's a ghost
00:33:12First we had to spend some time getting those stupid bags off our heads. Yeah, you bastard
00:33:16Then and then she was like right there dead
00:33:19Just like any normal dead person would be doing yeah, then she looked her head and looked at us
00:33:24And then she got up and ran out of the room. Oh shit
00:33:31See that see that
00:33:33Sissy's a killer
00:33:36But since he was a victim if she's the killer then who did she kill
00:33:45Hey, you're the one who told us there was a killer, okay
00:33:49We just got here in the middle of all this. What the hell is going on?
00:33:51The Moron Twins here say they saw Sissy get up and walk out of the room. That's impossible. It's true. She's alive
00:33:59All right
00:34:01That's enough
00:34:03You may as well come clean
00:34:07What do you mean?
00:34:11Sissy come out
00:34:18What is this all part of the sound do you know about this relax relax Ryan didn't know anything
00:34:27Just me Alfie Jamie and sissy. Obviously. You were so good baby. Oh, I love it when you scream for me
00:34:35No, it's you trying to scream for me
00:34:39You guys are fucking assholes man
00:34:43It's not a game
00:34:45It's not a game bullshit monopoly is a game choosing ladders is a game
00:34:49Scaring the shit out of people making it think that some crazy fuck is running around cutting people up. It's not a game
00:34:54I'm funny. Give me Julie's fucking keys. We're leaving now
00:34:59Sorry, you're so upset
00:35:02It's really gonna get good from here on out. Yeah, what are you gonna do pretend to cut his dick off and beat it to the other one?
00:35:08Fuck all y'all
00:35:10Let's go
00:35:13Julie let's go he speaks for you. Does he Julie?
00:35:22Julie let's go now
00:35:26Fine
00:35:27Stay I'm taking your car. You can get a ride home with the rest of these practical jokers
00:35:33fine
00:35:34Alfie
00:35:42I
00:36:12Don't know
00:36:17So should we get to the actual sales
00:36:32I'll go
00:36:35As
00:36:39Long as we're taking a break, let's go. Let's go explore the house. Yes
00:36:46Where should we go first?
00:36:48Well, we've already explored the living room where murder McGee murdered his oldest son
00:36:54Good
00:36:57She
00:36:59After murder McGee murders his oldest son in cold blood. He went to the bathroom
00:37:05Where his wife was brutally slain
00:37:10To the bathroom to the bathroom
00:37:19It was a bathroom
00:37:23Did you know they were faking it no
00:37:32God says he's alive and all but oh, yeah
00:37:41Really of course, what did you think I wanted you dead? Well, maybe not dead
00:37:53Come on I'm not that hard on you. Am I a
00:37:58Little I
00:38:00Mean people joke around with me and stuff slap me on the back of the head, you know, call me a douche
00:38:06And it's cool and it's fine and I take it or whatever
00:38:11But when you do it, it's just you know what never mind this is stupid I'm just kidding forget about
00:38:23I
00:38:24Where is this bathroom anyway? Well, the only one we get working is one on second floor, but we cleaned it up good
00:38:30We figured with everybody spending the night. We need to play shower and stuff. So we got new towels and everything
00:38:34I spent four hours getting this bathroom girl ready. Oh, yeah
00:38:40Well
00:38:53Can you leave the door open just to crack oh, yeah
00:38:59Wait to eat them. Sorry. It's okay. It's just creepy in here. So yeah
00:39:08Thank you
00:39:23A pretty cool house though, huh? Yeah, if you're in Amityville
00:39:53Do you think Madeline Alfie would be mad if I decided to call it a night and went home too. What? You want to leave?
00:40:08Yeah, but I think you should stick around just a little while longer I think it's only gonna get better
00:40:17Skin
00:40:20Well
00:40:24The shower works
00:40:29It does
00:40:36Yes
00:40:40You wouldn't mind waiting out there a bit will I wash this stuff up to you
00:40:49No
00:40:53Oh
00:40:58Hi, I was just oh, yeah
00:41:04How can I close the door wait here
00:41:23I
00:41:53I
00:42:23Come down what are you guys doing here? We want to see the bathroom
00:42:31Well Tiffany's using it right now, oh
00:42:44Let's explore the closet where he stored his son's remains
00:42:50To the closet
00:42:53Where's the closet
00:43:07Ryan
00:43:10Thank you
00:43:14Brian's not funny anymore. Stop joking around
00:43:16You
00:43:21Know
00:43:46Oh
00:44:12Dude wake up dude
00:44:16Oh
00:44:19Are you okay?
00:44:22What's going on
00:44:30What are they doing over there
00:44:32Fucked up is what it is
00:44:34Tiffany's dead. I mean really for reals dead and no one knows who killed her
00:44:39But they decided they wanted to get their story straight before they went to the cops or anything like that
00:44:43She
00:44:45Does one of them killer
00:44:47That's what they've been trying to figure out for the past hour
00:44:50Don't think they haven't been looking at us in their witch hunt. Do you think we did it? Yeah
00:45:04All right, we've reached a decision
00:45:08We don't think you guys killed Tiffany
00:45:10We don't think any of us killed Tiffany
00:45:12It had to be somebody else from the outside like who?
00:45:19We don't know
00:45:21But we've decided that we need to collect all those weapons scattered around the house before somebody uses them on us
00:45:28You two stay here guard this
00:45:35We'll gather all the weapons from upstairs and bring them down here and then we'll figure out what to do with them
00:45:42I
00:45:56What are you doing I'm coming down
00:46:00You know, no, it'd be a really good time for you to stop being such a tight-ass now would be a good time for you to
00:46:06Get off your ass and help
00:46:12Come on Maddie, it makes no sense. You're a hot chick. You're too hot not to let loose
00:46:21Well, I'm not gonna let you go
00:46:23You're a hot chick you're too hot not to let loose
00:46:31Maybe if you weren't such a bad play, I'd be more interested in sex
00:46:41That hurts, you know
00:46:53Oh
00:47:06You'll never escape
00:47:11I'll bury you in my backyard. Like I did my entire family. Oh, no
00:47:17No, no, I'm much too young to die and be buried in the backyard
00:47:24I
00:47:46Make sure nobody takes anything. All right, okay. Sorry
00:47:54Oh
00:47:59What's going on
00:48:01The lights went out, okay
00:48:04Great. Now we're gonna die for sure you guys just shut up
00:48:09We're gonna die for sure. Shut up
00:48:12Okay
00:48:15One of you just needs to go outside real quick and turn the generator back on
00:48:20I can't even see the door in front of me
00:48:23Just run outside real quick and turn it back on
00:48:30Rock paper scissors. Okay, you ready?
00:48:41I can't see what you're doing. What did you do? I did paper
00:48:47Well, I did I did scissors so I cut your paper
00:48:54Oh
00:49:17Madeline
00:49:23Oh
00:49:48Madeline Madeline, are you still down here?
00:49:53Oh
00:50:08Uh-huh, what is this?
00:50:15Madeline
00:50:18I
00:50:22Don't like it at all
00:50:47Oh
00:50:58So really what are you talking about getting out of this place right now you guys can figure out
00:51:06Suckers
00:51:18What are you doing
00:51:25What the fuck is going on man
00:51:27After we took a break the Tony went to the bathroom and they were here to scream that we realized that she was dead
00:51:33I'm sorry, they realized she was dead then the power went out and then went downstairs
00:51:36I felt all the shit hanging from the ceiling the lights came on. I discovered it was malice
00:51:41Disgusting intestines hanging from the ceiling and I just started screaming that I ran upstairs and decided that we need to get the fuck out of
00:51:48here
00:52:07Fuck this, where's Julie?
00:52:11Where's Julie
00:52:41Oh
00:52:54Shit bitch
00:53:11Oh
00:53:25Holy shit, do you know what's going on here? Yes. I do. It's the spirit of murder McGee
00:53:32Possessed Julie and he killed Tiffany in the bathroom like he did his wife and then he killed Madeline in the basement like he killed
00:53:37his sister and they don't I
00:53:39Think we better go to another room why cuz then he killed his daughter in the living room with it
00:54:09Oh shit
00:54:18Stairs dumbass no shit
00:54:21Well, it's fucked up. Okay, you possess Julie
00:54:24I'm guessing you possess Tiffany to kill Ryan to kill Tiffany and I guess he could potentially possess any of us
00:54:31Was all that little shit. I don't know. It's just a theory. Okay, I didn't really have time to think about it
00:54:36Ryan was coming after us with a motherfucking knife, but I guess if murder McGee is killing everyone like he did before then
00:54:42Then Tiffany's death. It's like how he killed his wife and then Madeline's is like how he killed his sister, of course
00:54:50What?
00:54:51Well, it's weird. He killed his brother before everyone else in the living room and dragged him up to the closet
00:54:58Skip that one this time
00:55:06Oh
00:55:36I
00:56:06I
00:56:36Didn't see that coming. Hey
00:56:55That sent the spirit of murder McGee away
00:57:06Hey
00:57:09Hey you guys hey you guys come down I know what we need to do
00:57:15You guys
00:57:17Everything's gonna be okay. We just need to get more of these amulets. Give me that thing
00:57:22Oh, hold on. All right. Look if you say that we need these things and I want one motherfucker
00:57:28Sorry, I know I just I just wanted to have a group discussion. Oh
00:57:33Shit
00:57:36Oh
00:57:46Found another weapon
00:57:55The amulets they work
00:57:59Well, you motherfuckers really don't have a good time
00:58:02Break out the Ouija board so you can conjure up some dead serial killers. We put the best you and your friends
00:58:08Nice then the load a shotgun keep it in the house. Very nice, but we didn't have
00:58:16How could we have conjured murder McGee without having the actual seance
00:58:22What
00:58:26Well, Madeline and I actually tried out the seance yesterday afternoon
00:58:31Before Michael and Tiffany came over. You did, did you? Yeah
00:58:35But we heard a scary noise. So
00:58:38And you didn't say goodbye
00:58:41You left without saying goodbye, I don't remember, uh dickhead
00:58:47Everybody knows that you have to say goodbye to the spirit after you're done playing with the Ouija board
00:58:50If not weird and scary shit happened. What kind of weird and scary shit?
00:58:55This
00:58:57So all we got to do is find the Ouija board and say goodbye and all this is over
00:59:06And can somebody please tell me how these cheap plastic trinkets are supposed to help us fuck that
00:59:10What we need to do is stay out of the room or somebody we need to just leave the house
00:59:21Hell no, I'm not shooting my girlfriend
00:59:24Run!
00:59:28Okay, where did this guy not kill himself? Nowhere! He pretty much covered this whole entire house with the blood. We get it, so where is safe?
00:59:36I guess we could go out in the backyard, but that's where they say he buried the bodies of his family. That's really creepy. Yeah, fuck that shit.
00:59:42Yeah, and I guess if he killed Jamie, but whatever he would have-
00:59:44Wait, what about this right here? No! That's where he killed one of his sons!
00:59:46Then what the fuck are we supposed to do?
00:59:52Uh oh! Uh oh!
00:59:55Oh, this is bad!
00:59:57Oh, this is bad!
00:59:59Now you have to shoot him!
01:00:01Wait! Wait!
01:00:09Oh, nevermind! Nevermind!
01:00:11No, we gotta shoot him! Shoot him! Shoot him!
01:00:13Wait man, I'm not shooting fucking Julie!
01:00:15That's not Julie man, that's him!
01:00:17It's fucking murder McGee and if you don't shoot him, he's gonna kill us!
01:00:19All of us!
01:00:21Julie's great and all man, but I'm not dying tonight.
01:00:25Shoot him! Shoot him or else he'll kill you!
01:00:27Shoot him!
01:00:29There's a chance!
01:00:34Aw shit!
01:00:48Watch out watch out!
01:00:52Shit!
01:00:54What's going on?
01:00:58Nothing really.
01:01:02Well done, sir.
01:01:06All in the line of duty, my friend.
01:01:10Can we get the hell out of here now, please?
01:01:14Yeah, I agree.
01:01:24Please.
01:01:36Get the fuck out of here.
01:01:40What are you doing? Come on!
01:01:44Shit!
01:01:48You're getting stronger, aren't you, Murder McGee?
01:01:52You're not going to let us out of here alive.
01:01:54I don't feel so good.
01:01:56Here, put this on.
01:01:58You don't need Murder McGee to spend any more time on your body, okay?
01:02:02Thanks, Kane.
01:02:04If we get out of this...
01:02:06When we get out of this, and the next time you invite me to one of these crazy-ass parties with your friends, we're breaking up.
01:02:14What?
01:02:16What?
01:02:18Nothing.
01:02:20It's time for your shit right now.
01:02:22Fine.
01:02:24Julie, it's too bad that you had to go all get-possessed and break the board.
01:02:28Kind of fucked shit up.
01:02:30Look, why don't you assholes just grab the two pieces of the board, try to put them together, and then say goodbye?
01:02:34Can we?
01:02:36Maybe.
01:02:38Well, then go, fool!
01:02:40No, I think we should just stay close to each other.
01:02:42That way, when you-know-who does his thing, we can just touch each other with amulets.
01:02:48And drop the weapons, please.
01:02:50Um, you know...
01:02:52Um...
01:02:54Just in case.
01:02:56I can't believe I have to rely on you geeks to survive.
01:03:00Between you guys, and Julie over here getting possessed every five minutes,
01:03:04and Hero of the Day here telling everybody what to do,
01:03:08I don't need to pay money to watch Murder McGee if all you assholes just shreds.
01:03:14Hey Hero, didn't you hear the geek proclamation?
01:03:17Drop your weapon.
01:03:21Didn't you hear me?
01:03:31Ah! Got you, fuckers! You don't like that shit, huh?
01:03:37Anyone see where they hid the other half of the headboard?
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:53Not again!
01:03:55Julie, catch him with the amulet!
01:03:59Ah!
01:04:01Ow!
01:04:03Fuck it!
01:04:05Fuck it!
01:04:07Fuck it!
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:15You okay?
01:04:17He slapped you.
01:04:19Where's Kane?
01:04:21Kane got possessed.
01:04:23He took Alfie.
01:04:25We have to save him.
01:04:27Yeah. Yes, we do.
01:04:31Ha!
01:04:33Ah!
01:04:35Ah!
01:04:37Ah!
01:04:41Ah!
01:04:45Too late. We've got to find the other half of the board
01:04:47and send Murder McGee's spirit back to hell!
01:04:49I got it.
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:53Ah!
01:04:55Ah!
01:04:57Ah!
01:05:07Ah!
01:05:19Hey, get the fuck off me, man.
01:05:21Sorry.
01:05:23Ah, shit.
01:05:25What the hell happened?
01:05:27You were possessed.
01:05:29And you kind of killed Alfie, right?
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:33Ah, shit.
01:05:35It's about a fat funky bitch now. They're trying to blame this shit on me. Okay, but just listen
01:05:41We got to do this fast. He could get any one of us at any second. Okay, we got to do this now
01:05:47Okay, put on the end
01:05:49Put on the Emily. We can't have you getting all possessed where you're trying to save us now, can we know?
01:05:54Okay, so you
01:05:57Go on look out. I got to try to find work to put the board together. Okay, stand on lookout
01:06:05Oh
01:06:07Oh
01:06:33We've gotta say goodbye right fucking now
01:06:37Oh
01:07:07Oh
01:07:37Oh
01:08:07Oh
01:08:22Okay, man
01:08:26Better than expected good job
01:08:28Oh
01:08:58Oh
01:09:10Thank God you guys are here
01:09:16Well
01:09:18We're all just a bunch of group of friends like to get together and do weird things like role-playing games for board games or stuff
01:09:22Like that tonight was a seance
01:09:24Well, not actually all of us were here for the seance because I actually wasn't invited neither was my friend over there
01:09:29But who really matters who's worrying about a lost invitation when you got all this weird shit going on
01:09:33It's murder. He started possessing everyone and then one by one he started killing people
01:09:36But luckily I said goodbye on the board and amazingly it solved all of our problems
01:09:46We did it though didn't McCain I
01:09:50Mean who would have thought one little goodbye
01:09:54It's all it needed
01:09:56Make everything perfect make everything fine again. I mean everything's perfect
01:10:11Sir name kid
01:10:24Oh
01:10:54I
01:10:59Wanna kill Jim Vickers
01:11:10He hasn't got the guts for
01:11:24I
01:11:34Wanna drown
01:11:54Oh
01:12:24Oh
01:12:49The day that I fell in love with you
01:12:55I said, I love you forever
01:13:00We find our challenges, but we've
01:13:04Persevered and things are better than ever
01:13:10And tonight is no different
01:13:12Our love will survive
01:13:15Even though we're in a haunted house and we're running for our lives
01:13:20There's demons possessed zombies trying to rip at our freakin spines girl
01:13:31You're the only one that gets to have my heart
01:13:36Those zombies they may try but this shotgun says that I won't let them tear us apart
01:13:50Oh
01:13:55Why did you bring me to this haunted house anyway, seriously, we could have been home together
01:14:05But you wanted me to meet your funky wit ass friends, yeah
01:14:11That was totally clever
01:14:14I
01:14:18Said that's a bad plan
01:14:20But they conjured up that demon and all that weird shit began
01:14:26And we ran and we ran
01:14:28And then we start to turn around and saw the demon was still chasing us and we ran
01:14:35Nothing's gonna tear us apart
01:14:39Even though coming here was not very smart
01:14:44Oh
01:14:45Heaven only knows this toilet blows, but I won't let them tear us apart
01:14:51I
01:15:12Still find a way to hold you
01:15:15Well, actually that'd be pretty difficult now that I think about it
01:15:20Maybe I could just stand close to you and gently rest my head on your shoulder
01:15:25Or if my nubs were long enough I could brush up against you
01:15:29Or maybe get that weird thing where they put fingers on the nerve and I have a really short arm
01:15:34We'll cross the bridge when we get to it and nothing's gonna tear us apart
01:15:39No, no, no, no
01:15:41It's gonna tear
01:15:49Gotcha suckers
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