- 11 years ago
Action (2003) 83 minutes ~ Color
Killer Drag Queens on Dope! is the wild story of Ginger & Coco, two dolls with a little secret... They're contract killers who work for a one-eyed lunatic named Uncle A. Half the cutthroats in town are trying to kill them, the other half are trying to sleep with them and Uncle A is just getting started. Ginger is hell on heels. Coco never met a drug she didn't like. Together, they're Killer Drag Queens on Dope!
Director: Lazer Saric
Writer: Lazar Saric
Stars: Alexis Arquette, Omar Alexis, Mario Diaz
Killer Drag Queens on Dope! is the wild story of Ginger & Coco, two dolls with a little secret... They're contract killers who work for a one-eyed lunatic named Uncle A. Half the cutthroats in town are trying to kill them, the other half are trying to sleep with them and Uncle A is just getting started. Ginger is hell on heels. Coco never met a drug she didn't like. Together, they're Killer Drag Queens on Dope!
Director: Lazer Saric
Writer: Lazar Saric
Stars: Alexis Arquette, Omar Alexis, Mario Diaz
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00:00:00You
00:00:31How do I look?
00:00:32Five minutes.
00:00:36Hello, ladies.
00:00:38May we come in?
00:00:39Why not?
00:00:48And to what do I owe this pleasure?
00:00:52We're a Welcome to L.A. gift basket from Uncle A.
00:00:58Uncle A sure outdone himself this time.
00:01:02You ladies feel free to help yourself to any of the potty material.
00:01:08Um, no thanks. We're on duty.
00:01:11She gonna join us?
00:01:14Not just yet. She's training.
00:01:19What's your name, honey?
00:01:21Ginger.
00:01:23Ginger.
00:01:25You're killing me.
00:01:28That's what they all say.
00:01:31Whoa, you're strong.
00:01:34What have they been feeding you down there, Ginger?
00:01:37They've got me on an all-meat diet, Roy.
00:01:39With the occasional protein shake.
00:01:44How'd you know I like this?
00:01:47I know that you're a bad boy and you need to be punished.
00:01:50Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and tell me what a bad boy I am.
00:01:56You're the boss, Roy.
00:02:02What the fuck?
00:02:04That Uncle A, he's a fucking bastard.
00:02:07I'm gonna kill him.
00:02:09Man, he got me good.
00:02:11Whoa, whoa, whoa. Joke's over.
00:02:14Coca.
00:02:16This shit ain't funny no more.
00:02:17I believe you mentioned something to me about sitting on your face, didn't you, Coco?
00:02:22Hey, wait now. Enough's enough. Enough's enough.
00:02:31Coco, could you order something for Chris?
00:02:38Would you like to die, Chris, please?
00:02:41What kind do you have?
00:02:42What kind do you have?
00:02:46Hold on, please.
00:02:48They have mango die, Chris.
00:02:52Mango it is.
00:02:58Ginger?
00:03:00I think you're finished.
00:03:12What the fuck?
00:03:35Oh, it's dancing!
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00:06:21You know, my birthday's coming up soon.
00:06:25No, it's not, actually.
00:06:26We just celebrated your birthday last month.
00:06:29In fact, that's the third time we've celebrated your birthday this year.
00:06:34How many more shopping days are there until Christmas?
00:06:36What do you want, Coco?
00:06:38Nothing.
00:06:39Lamon Oblarnikis has just come out with a new shoe
00:06:43You already have three pairs of Lamon Oblarnikis
00:06:46And you know how expensive they are
00:06:48They are not for me
00:06:51Well, who are they for ?
00:06:52Oh, you're kidding, right ?
00:06:55You have to see them, Ginger
00:06:57They are these darling little Lamon Oblarnikis
00:06:59Masterpieces, handmade exclusively for lovely Linda
00:07:03Please, Ginger, it's a limited once in a lifetime release
00:07:07No
00:07:08They are very rare and hard to get
00:07:10No
00:07:11Destined to become a collector's item
00:07:13Um, no
00:07:15Please
00:07:16You know, your little lovely Linda collection
00:07:18It's turned into quite the obsession
00:07:21It's just a hobby
00:07:22It's perfectly normal and healthy
00:07:27Fine, I'll look into it
00:07:31Look into what ?
00:07:32The Lamon Oblarnikis
00:07:35I love you, Ginger
00:07:37I love you too, Coco
00:07:49And this is a big shower
00:07:52Only jails have big showers like this
00:07:55I hate big showers
00:07:58High schools, they have big showers
00:08:02Guys bathing the guys, that's just not right
00:08:09How are you doing, Bobby ?
00:08:12It was good work you've done with Roy
00:08:15Yeah, Uncle A is pleased
00:08:17Hope you're ready for more work
00:08:19It's going to get really hairy around here
00:08:22Anyway, we just want to give you a heads up
00:08:28Uncle A has been acting stranger than usual
00:08:32Stranger than usual ?
00:08:34He's a fucking loon
00:08:36I'm just saying
00:08:38I think it's the syphilis
00:08:40That shit eats away at your brain
00:08:42Like Caligula
00:08:43Tony !
00:08:44I'm just saying
00:08:46It was funny what you've done with his eyes
00:08:49What are you talking about ?
00:08:50You know, his eyes
00:08:52Don't mind him, Bobby
00:08:54Let's go
00:08:56Come on
00:09:04Damn it
00:09:06Where's my shot ?
00:09:08You know I can't think straight without it
00:09:11Anthony !
00:09:13Tony !
00:09:14Get over here right away
00:09:18I need my shot
00:09:20Did you get his medicine ?
00:09:22No, what are we going to do ?
00:09:24Shit
00:09:27Easy, Uncle A
00:09:29Calm down
00:09:30I got your shot right here
00:09:40Damn it
00:09:46Okay
00:09:50Where were we ?
00:09:51We were nowhere
00:09:52We just got here
00:09:54Roy
00:09:56I've been thinking about Roy
00:10:00I want that son of a bitch dead
00:10:03Do you understand me ?
00:10:05D.E.D.
00:10:07Dead
00:10:08He is dead
00:10:10Bobby killed him
00:10:12Roy's dead
00:10:18I know we should send some flowers to the funeral
00:10:21Something nice
00:10:22I'll send some tulips
00:10:25Tulips ?
00:10:27No tulips
00:10:29Roses
00:10:31Roses are for funerals
00:10:34Tulips are for...
00:10:37I don't know what the hell tulips are for
00:10:39But no tulips
00:10:40You understand me ?
00:10:42I like tulips
00:10:44Tulips are stupid, you moron
00:10:47No tulips, Uncle A
00:10:48We'll make a note of that
00:10:50Now what's next for Bobby ?
00:10:52Got him standing by
00:10:54Oh yeah, get that Bobby over here
00:10:57He's the only one around here with any balls
00:11:00Besides me
00:11:01He's right here, Uncle A
00:11:03Okay
00:11:05Have him take care of Roy
00:11:07Roy ?
00:11:08Not Roy, you moron
00:11:10Roy's dead
00:11:11Pay attention
00:11:15I want...
00:11:17Louie dead
00:11:19It's Louie
00:11:21You're sure ?
00:11:22Sure, I'm sure
00:11:24I mean, we can nod, but...
00:11:28I ain't crazy
00:11:36He's getting loopier and loopier
00:11:40What did Louie do to him ?
00:11:41Oh, who knows ?
00:11:43Who cares ?
00:11:45It's easier to have people killed than to ask questions
00:11:59I'll call you with the details
00:12:00Right
00:12:08I just wish she'd die so I could take over
00:12:11You take over
00:12:12What about me ?
00:12:16Yeah, you're right
00:12:18Shut the fuck up
00:12:26That's Bobby
00:12:28Whoopee
00:12:30Now Coco, you be nice to him
00:12:32He's the one who's not nice
00:12:34Coco...
00:12:36Alright, I'll be nice
00:12:46You look great, Ginger
00:12:48I know
00:12:56What's the matter, baby ?
00:12:58What the hell did you do to Roy's eyes ?
00:13:01Oh, that
00:13:04That was Coco
00:13:06It's not funny
00:13:08They almost tripped me up because of that
00:13:11You need to tell me the truth
00:13:13What ?
00:13:14You need to tell me these things
00:13:17I need to know all the details on each job
00:13:21Of course you do, sweetie
00:13:23Let me get you a drink
00:13:34Why are you always here ?
00:13:36Can't you give Ginger and me a minute apiece ?
00:13:40You know, Lovely Linda has just come out with a new Bobby doll
00:13:44Do you wanna see it ?
00:13:46Hi, I'm Bobby and I'm a giant ass
00:13:51What kind of freak plays with dolls at your age ?
00:13:55You sound just like my papi
00:13:57He always yelled at me for playing with Lovely Linda dolls
00:14:00If you're gonna play with dolls, at least play with a guide ball
00:14:04But you know what I thought ?
00:14:06Most men still has no balls
00:14:10So, if I'm gonna be a person with no balls, I'd rather be Lovely Linda
00:14:15She's so much more glamorous
00:14:18Ginger !
00:14:20Yes, sweetie ?
00:14:24Coco, do you mind terribly ?
00:14:28No, I'll be in my room
00:14:36Come on
00:14:45Oh, honey, you need to relax
00:14:47I'm under a lot of pressure, Ginger
00:14:49Every time I go in there to meet Uncle A and the boys
00:14:52I'm putting my life on the line
00:14:55I know
00:14:57I'm doing it for us
00:14:59I know
00:15:02I mean, what if they find out that I'm not the killer ?
00:15:06What if they find out that you're the killer ?
00:15:10And what if they find out about you ?
00:15:13And us ?
00:15:16Que sera, sera ?
00:15:18What the hell does that mean ?
00:15:20Ginger, I'm serious
00:15:22You want me to have the operation, don't you ?
00:15:26I want you to be happy, Ginger
00:15:29I want us to be happy together
00:15:34And I think getting the operation is the right way to get there
00:15:41Fine then, it's settled
00:15:43We...
00:15:45We want me to get the operation
00:15:47And this is a quick and easy way for us to get the money to do it
00:15:53You're right, Ginger
00:15:56As usual
00:16:00It's settled
00:16:02I'll keep working and afterwards we're all going to be very happy
00:16:07You and me...
00:16:09Don't even say her name
00:16:11This is about the two of us
00:16:13No Coco
00:16:19You see what I mean ?
00:16:22She always starts it
00:16:25Listen, sweetie, you look tired
00:16:27Why don't you go home tonight and get some rest, okay ?
00:16:29Everything will look better in the morning
00:16:44There's another job coming up
00:16:46I'll let you know where and when
00:16:50Fine
00:16:52Do I get a kiss or what ?
00:16:56Good night, sweetie
00:16:58Good night, Ginger
00:17:06Coco !
00:17:10I'm sorry, Coco
00:17:12But Bobby, who I have no idea why I like
00:17:15And can't fathom why any woman would date him
00:17:18Doesn't like you
00:17:20But what about you and me, Ginger ?
00:17:23I don't like you either
00:17:25In fact, I hate you
00:17:28You must go out and live alone in the streets
00:17:31Where you will eventually die of loneliness
00:17:34Oh, Ginger
00:17:37Oh, please
00:17:40You are such a drama queen
00:17:45You know I would never leave you
00:17:48I know
00:17:51Between you and Bobby, I think I've had enough for one night
00:17:54I'm sorry, Ginger
00:17:56We should probably get high now
00:17:58We probably should
00:18:22Ginger, we're going to be late
00:18:31What do you think ?
00:18:35Ginger
00:18:37I think it's a bit much
00:18:42I think it's a bit much
00:18:45I think it's a bit much
00:18:49Perfect !
00:18:51Oh, I have a surprise for you
00:18:56What the hell is that ?
00:18:58It's a tribal blow dart gun with poison darts
00:19:01I made it just for you
00:19:06Are you sure that thing will work ?
00:19:08Of course I'm sure
00:19:11I got the recipe from a very reliable source
00:19:14What's that ?
00:19:16A lovely college student I met on the internet
00:19:19Anyway, I made the poison with love
00:19:22So I know it will work
00:19:25I don't know
00:19:28Ginger, you need to expand your repertoire
00:19:31And blow darts are very exotic
00:19:34Don't you think it will clash with my outfit ?
00:19:37You're right, we'll use it some other time
00:19:40Come on !
00:19:44And remember to look out for cops
00:19:47Ginger, I am a professional
00:19:50Of course you are, sweetie
00:19:53Ginger, do you think it's wrong to kill people ?
00:19:59No
00:20:02No
00:20:05No
00:20:08No
00:20:11No
00:20:14Okay
00:20:20There he is, Red Carnation, we're on
00:20:32Luis Fosichesky
00:20:35You have been deemed a sinner
00:20:38For that, you must atone
00:21:08You have been deemed a sinner
00:21:11For that, you must atone
00:21:38You have been deemed a sinner
00:21:41For that, you must atone
00:21:44You have been deemed a sinner
00:21:47For that, you must atone
00:21:50You have been deemed a sinner
00:21:53For that, you must atone
00:21:56You have been deemed a sinner
00:21:59For that, you must atone
00:22:02You have been deemed a sinner
00:22:05For that, you must atone
00:22:08You have been deemed a sinner
00:22:11For that, you must atone
00:22:14You have been deemed a sinner
00:22:17For that, you must atone
00:22:28Dead, dead, dead, dead
00:22:30Dead
00:22:32They drop them like flies.
00:22:36You know who's responsible?
00:22:40Me! I'm in charge.
00:22:44You know how you kill a fly?
00:22:46Well, you could use a fly swatter, or a bug zapper,
00:22:50or one of those sticky things that looks like a roll of film that you hang from the ceiling.
00:22:54Shut up, numbnuts! That's not how you kill a fly.
00:22:59No, you gotta rip its wings off.
00:23:03Then you watch it flutter around a little until there's no hope left.
00:23:09Then you crush its tiny little head until it explodes.
00:23:20Yeah.
00:23:23It's for you.
00:23:25Who else would it be for?
00:23:34Hello.
00:23:36Hello, Uncle A.
00:23:41Get lost.
00:23:55Hey, Richie, how's it going?
00:23:58You tell me. First Roy, then Louie.
00:24:02It seems all of our partners are experiencing untimely deaths.
00:24:06Yeah, I heard about that. It's a fucking shame.
00:24:11Bad luck is what it is, Richie.
00:24:13I hope you're right, because greed is a terrible thing, my friend.
00:24:18Take it easy, Richie.
00:24:20Tell everybody to just stay calm.
00:24:22Look, the deal's the same as it was before,
00:24:25only now we don't have as many mouths to feed.
00:24:29I hope you're right, old man. Happy touch.
00:24:43Get me Bobby. I need people dead!
00:24:48Let's ride.
00:25:18Let's go.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:26:18Let's go.
00:26:21Let's go.
00:26:47Bobby, baby.
00:26:49We need to stop.
00:26:51I can't handle this anymore.
00:26:53There's been too many murders.
00:26:56And the cops are hassling everyone.
00:26:58I think I'm being followed.
00:27:01Uncle A is crazy.
00:27:03He keeps wanting more and more people killed.
00:27:06I keep thinking every murder is going to be the last.
00:27:09Then there's someone else he wants to get rid of.
00:27:11Anything he told me?
00:27:13I don't know if there's time to suspect something.
00:27:16They keep asking me for details about each murder,
00:27:18how I did it, what happened.
00:27:20It's all I can do to keep from completely losing it when I'm with them.
00:27:24And now they want someone else killed.
00:27:27I couldn't talk my way out of it.
00:27:29I told him I wanted a break, but he said I had to get rid of one more guy.
00:27:33You don't understand.
00:27:36I'm going through 40 hells over here.
00:27:40So do this last job, baby, and that's it.
00:27:44We got to get out of here.
00:27:46Someplace nice.
00:27:48Someplace safe where nobody knows us.
00:27:51And we got to stop.
00:27:53It's going to be the last hit.
00:27:55It's not the last hit.
00:27:57We've got plenty more in the bedroom.
00:27:59Damn it, Ginger.
00:28:01You promised we'd be alone tonight.
00:28:04We should go to Virginia Beach.
00:28:06I hear it's great.
00:28:08We're not going to Virginia Beach.
00:28:10Virginia Beach is for lovers.
00:28:12Take your dolls and go.
00:28:14Because I can tell you one thing.
00:28:16Wherever Ginger and I go, you're not coming.
00:28:19You hear me? We're going alone.
00:28:22Please tell her she can't come, Ginger. Please.
00:28:26Fine. I'll go to Virginia Beach all by myself.
00:28:43Here.
00:28:51So what do you say, baby?
00:28:54Bobby, maybe...
00:28:55Ginger, please.
00:28:57We got to do one last hit tonight.
00:29:00Oh, come on. Don't worry your pretty little head.
00:29:03I will do the last hit.
00:29:05Okay?
00:29:07And then we'll get the hell out of here. I promise.
00:29:11Oh, there's one more thing.
00:29:13This guy's got a briefcase and Uncle A wants it.
00:29:16Bad.
00:29:18Briefcase.
00:29:20No problem.
00:29:24Have you seen the bomb?
00:29:26Oh, man.
00:29:28Sleep it off, Ginger.
00:29:30I'll call you later.
00:29:35Copy that.
00:29:41You ready?
00:29:43I'm always ready.
00:29:45Now, listen. We got to kill him and we got to get his briefcase.
00:29:49I just want everything to go nice and easy, okay?
00:29:53There's just one thing, Ginger.
00:29:55What?
00:29:56We never, ever do nothing nice and easy.
00:30:02Okay.
00:30:04We never, ever do nothing nice and easy.
00:30:11Let's kick it.
00:30:30Don't move.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:37Can I help you, ladies?
00:30:39You can sit down. Now.
00:30:45Have we met before?
00:30:47I'm sure we have not.
00:30:49Because I would never forget two beautiful faces such as yours.
00:30:55What the hell was that?
00:30:57Don't let him out of your sight.
00:30:59I wouldn't dream of it.
00:31:01Coco?
00:31:02Yes?
00:31:03Yes, I'm fine. Go and check on the noise.
00:31:16Coco. That's a lovely name.
00:31:20Did anyone ever tell you...
00:31:22Yes.
00:31:24What's in the briefcase?
00:31:26Just a few collectibles.
00:31:28Would you care to see?
00:31:31Why not?
00:31:33Please.
00:31:51Oh, my God.
00:31:53You like this doll?
00:31:55You have the new weight lovely in the doll.
00:31:58Yes, I do.
00:32:00I understand these are quite rare.
00:32:05They were made in 1983 but quickly recalled and destroyed due to their parents' outrage.
00:32:10There are only ten new weight lovely Linda dolls known to exist.
00:32:14It is the ultimate lovely Linda collectible.
00:32:19Would you care to hold it?
00:32:22May I?
00:32:24I insist.
00:32:27I can't believe I'm actually holding it.
00:32:33Coco?
00:32:35Yes?
00:32:43It was a stupid cat.
00:32:47Coco!
00:32:50What happened?
00:32:53He collects lovely Linda dolls.
00:33:02Coco, this is not a good thing.
00:33:15Hey, this is Bobby. How are you doing?
00:33:18Leave a message.
00:33:21Bobby, it's me.
00:33:23Pick up the phone.
00:33:28Call me back when you get this message.
00:33:33No answer?
00:33:35No, where could he be?
00:33:37Have a drink.
00:33:39No, I'm not in the mood, sweetie. I have to get a hold of Bobby before he talks to Uncle A.
00:33:42This is exactly what I was afraid of happening.
00:33:45I'm sorry, Ginger.
00:33:47No, honey, it's not your fault.
00:33:49No, it was my job. I screwed things up.
00:33:52Do you want to get high?
00:33:54No.
00:33:56Let's go dancing.
00:33:58Honey, I have to get in touch with Bobby.
00:34:00I don't want him to get in trouble because of me.
00:34:02Why don't you go over to his apartment and wait for him?
00:34:05Well, he, um...
00:34:07He told me not to go over there.
00:34:09He thought it wouldn't be good if we were, you know, seen together.
00:34:12Oh, Ginger.
00:34:14Oh, Coco, it's not that.
00:34:16No, he just didn't want me to be tied in with the killings.
00:34:21Well, if you want to believe that, fine.
00:34:23But you know the real reason.
00:34:25He is ashamed of you.
00:34:27No, he is not.
00:34:29Then why wouldn't he want you coming over?
00:34:32Why wouldn't he proudly show off the most beautiful woman in town?
00:34:37I'm sorry, Ginger, but he is ashamed of you.
00:34:40That's why he wants you to get the operation.
00:34:44The operation was my idea.
00:34:46Was it?
00:34:48Have you even thought it through?
00:34:50Ginger, you're beautiful just the way you are.
00:34:54And he should love you just the way you are.
00:34:57I don't know, Coco. Maybe you're right.
00:35:00I don't know what to do. You know, I love him so much.
00:35:02I just want to make him happy.
00:35:04Even if it means butchering yourself?
00:35:14Come on, Bobby. Pick up the phone.
00:35:17Hey, this is Bobby.
00:35:19Damn it.
00:35:21Ginger?
00:35:23If lovely Linda were alive, do you think that she would like me?
00:35:29I'd know she would, sweetie.
00:35:32Why don't you go to sleep and dream happy dreams?
00:35:36No, I'm too busy.
00:35:39I'm just going to stay up and give myself a facial.
00:35:45Don't worry, Ginger.
00:35:47I'll look out for you.
00:35:49Yeah, but who's going to look out for Bobby?
00:35:56You remember when you used to come over and play with my niece, little Angie?
00:36:00She'd always come running home saying,
00:36:03Bobby took my dog.
00:36:05You won't let me play with him.
00:36:08You remember that?
00:36:12I always thought you were going to grow up to be a queer.
00:36:18Imagine, my surprise, when you, of all people,
00:36:22turn out to be my number one enforcer.
00:36:26So, you swear you killed Richie?
00:36:29He looked dead when I left him.
00:36:31He looked dead.
00:36:33He was dead.
00:36:35And then he looked dead.
00:36:38The only thing I'm sure about is that you're full of shit.
00:36:42Which makes me wonder what else you're lying about.
00:36:45Like whether or not you got that briefcase.
00:36:49I don't know.
00:36:51I don't know.
00:36:53I don't know.
00:36:55I don't know.
00:36:57You got that briefcase.
00:37:00I'll take care of this, Uncle.
00:37:04Hey, Mr. Mr. Big Shot ain't so big anymore, huh?
00:37:07Mr. Tough Guy, tough guy ain't so tough anymore.
00:37:09Mr. Mean Killer Man ain't so mean anymore.
00:37:12Okay, we get it, Tony.
00:37:14Shut the fuck up.
00:37:21It's Richie.
00:37:24He must be calling from the grave.
00:37:29Hey, Richie, what's going on?
00:37:31Now you have women doing your dirty work for you?
00:37:34What women?
00:37:36Please, Uncle A, those two ladies you sent over to kill me tonight.
00:37:40Bruno is quite angry.
00:37:42He wants revenge for the unfortunate deaths
00:37:44of Roy, Louie, Jojo, and Chad.
00:37:47We were supposed to split everything nice and even.
00:37:51You had to go and fuck us.
00:37:53Well, I'm going to fuck you, you old son of a bitch,
00:37:56when I take that fucking wheelchair
00:37:58and shove it up your fucking ass, you scumbag motherfucker.
00:38:01Guys, it wasn't me.
00:38:03I don't know who those broads are.
00:38:05I'll look into it.
00:38:07Then we'll split up the stuff just like we planned, okay?
00:38:11Just keep your eye on that briefcase.
00:38:14I'll take care of everything.
00:38:16I hope so, Uncle A.
00:38:18For your sake.
00:38:25You had women doing our hits?
00:38:31What do you know about these two broads, Bobby?
00:38:33It's a fucking embarrassment.
00:38:35Women doing our hits.
00:38:37We're gone out about this.
00:38:39We never hear the end of it.
00:38:41They...
00:38:43They carve up my empire like a...
00:38:45like a dead pig.
00:38:48We got to do something about this.
00:38:50We got to find these women.
00:38:53Maybe one of these broads is Bobby's girlfriend, huh?
00:38:56Maybe they both are.
00:38:58Two girlfriends? Wow.
00:39:00What do you know about these two broads, Bobby?
00:39:03Now would be a good time to start talking.
00:39:06Let's torture him.
00:39:11That's real intimidating, Tony.
00:39:13Why don't you have him drink some liquid paper next time?
00:39:16Yeah, yeah.
00:39:21What you gonna be, Bobby?
00:39:27Bobby?
00:39:31Coco!
00:39:34It's for you.
00:39:38This is Coco.
00:39:42No way.
00:39:44I am so there. Thanks.
00:39:46I'll call you later.
00:39:49Ginger, I have great news.
00:39:51What?
00:39:53Guess who's coming into town.
00:39:55Who?
00:40:00Lovely Linda?
00:40:04Lovely Linda on ice?
00:40:06Yes! Can we go? Can we go? Can we go?
00:40:09It just gets better and better.
00:40:11You're still sad.
00:40:14I know something's wrong.
00:40:16Well, he could be sleeping or visiting his mother,
00:40:18or his phone doesn't work, or he has laryngitis, or...
00:40:20Thanks, Coco.
00:40:22Anyway, I have just the thing to cheer us up.
00:40:26Us?
00:40:28When you are sad, I am sad.
00:40:31Don't move.
00:40:45Oh!
00:40:47That is beautiful.
00:40:49Have a finger sandwich.
00:40:56Mmm, delicious.
00:40:59You can never go wrong with a dash of paprika.
00:41:04Oh, I almost forgot the serving.
00:41:09Oh, I don't know. Do you think we should?
00:41:12Oh, I don't know. Do you think we should?
00:41:14I think we should.
00:41:16Now?
00:41:17Now.
00:41:18I'm not sure if now is a good time.
00:41:20It's always a good time.
00:41:42Mmm.
00:41:57Are you getting out yet?
00:41:59Now.
00:42:04How about now?
00:42:07Give it time.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:17Are you getting up yet?
00:42:28Coco?
00:42:30Yes, Ginger?
00:42:32Did you see a large mass in the world?
00:42:35Yes, I did.
00:42:37This is some good acid.
00:42:39Can we help you?
00:42:42Yeah, you can help me.
00:42:44You can help me avenge my friends
00:42:46by dying a slow, miserable, bitch death.
00:42:50But first, you can tell me where the fuck the doll is.
00:42:56There are two dolls standing right in front of you, silly.
00:42:59The real doll!
00:43:03Don't you touch her.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:12Now, I've seen everything.
00:43:14Bitches trying to do hits.
00:43:19First, I'm going to get my hands on that doll.
00:43:22And then I'm going to fuck you.
00:43:24And then I'm going to kill you.
00:43:26And not necessarily in that order.
00:43:28You live very alone.
00:43:30Maybe you know where the doll is.
00:43:38You...
00:43:43You fucking bitch.
00:43:47I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:43:49You're going to be so goddamn dead.
00:43:51You don't even know how...
00:43:53You don't even know how fucking dead you're going to be.
00:43:58What the fuck?
00:44:00What the fuck's happening?
00:44:02You fucking...
00:44:05I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:44:16Job-ass turkey.
00:44:19I told you it would work.
00:44:23I guess the poison took a while because it was so big.
00:44:26What did a big goon like that want with a lovely Linda doll?
00:44:29Ginger, it's not a lovely Linda doll.
00:44:32It's the lovely Linda doll.
00:44:35Really? How much is it worth?
00:44:37According to the lovely Linda collector's guide,
00:44:41in mint condition, in the box,
00:44:43new wave lovely Linda doll is worth about $11,000.
00:44:48The one we have, we probably fetch about $9,000.
00:44:51$9,000 for a doll?
00:44:55It's worth so much more than that.
00:44:57It is the ultimate lovely Linda collectible.
00:45:02Coco?
00:45:04Yes, Ginger?
00:45:06I'm starting to get off now.
00:45:32Ginger?
00:45:44That was...
00:45:46Yes.
00:45:48Ginger?
00:45:50What do we do with him?
00:45:54Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
00:46:02Let's go for a walk.
00:46:09Hey, what happened to Brutus?
00:46:12I don't even want to know.
00:46:14Should we pick him up?
00:46:16No, no, no. Let's follow him.
00:46:18See where they go first.
00:46:21Blonde's cute.
00:46:23I wouldn't kick either of them out of bed.
00:47:51I'm Moonjie, and you are two beautiful flowers.
00:47:56Please, sit.
00:48:01You are both lost, looking for love?
00:48:05Search no more.
00:48:07You heard of the wonderful powers of Moonjie's magic manphrodisiac, huh?
00:48:14And, here it is.
00:48:17Quite affordable. Only $19.95 per bottle.
00:48:21Two for $30.
00:48:24Is this raspberry?
00:48:26I love blue raspberry.
00:48:30That's not what we came for.
00:48:33Oh, I see.
00:48:36Then how can Moonjie be of assistance?
00:48:41Would you like to visit loved ones of the past?
00:48:45Or do you dare to discover what the future may possess?
00:48:51Can you really contact the dead?
00:48:53If that is what you wish, my child.
00:48:56I would love to speak to Desi Arnaz.
00:48:59Desi Arnaz?
00:49:01The devilish, handsome Cuban band leader?
00:49:05Yes, yes. Can you contact him?
00:49:09I wish.
00:49:11Oh, no, no, no. I'm very sorry.
00:49:13Moonjie can only contact close relatives and the like.
00:49:19Moonjie, tell us about our future.
00:49:23I see wonderful things in your future.
00:49:27I see...
00:49:31Oh, great one!
00:49:34Oh, my...
00:49:36I see death and betrayal and...
00:49:40and more death and...
00:49:42and...
00:49:44tiny, tiny little shoes.
00:49:48And...
00:49:50death!
00:49:56So I'm all settled.
00:49:59Great, Moonjie.
00:50:01Do you see anything else in our future?
00:50:03Wait, wait.
00:50:06Moonjie sees something.
00:50:08Oh, yes.
00:50:10After you have swam...
00:50:13through a terrible sea of blood...
00:50:16Oh, yes.
00:50:18You will find yourself on a great shore...
00:50:23filled with...
00:50:25glowing...
00:50:27glowing...
00:50:29sand.
00:50:31Oh! We're going to Virginia Beach!
00:50:34What a great fortune!
00:50:36Let's go home and try on bathing suits.
00:50:46Be careful.
00:50:51I'm tired.
00:50:53We shouldn't have left the car running.
00:50:56I don't even remember driving.
00:50:59Let's go.
00:51:04Hello, ladies.
00:51:06Hi.
00:51:08We're going to take you little ladies for a ride.
00:51:10Great.
00:51:12My feet are killing me.
00:51:14No, thanks. We'll walk.
00:51:16I don't know. It might be fun.
00:51:19What do you think, Coco?
00:51:22No, I don't think so.
00:51:24He keeps us kind of boring.
00:51:26We weren't asking.
00:51:28Charming.
00:51:38Anthony, Anthony, what should I do?
00:51:40Hit her!
00:51:42But she's a girl.
00:51:44Such gentlemen.
00:51:50How do I look?
00:51:52Fabulous.
00:51:59I think I'm in love.
00:52:01Shut the fuck up.
00:52:08You know what I'm saying?
00:52:15You can buy sunflower seeds without the shells,
00:52:20but they don't taste the same.
00:52:22You want to know why?
00:52:24You want to know why?
00:52:26Because you've got to earn the flavor.
00:52:32I mean, you've got to sit here and chew
00:52:37and wrestle these little fuckers.
00:52:42Yeah, that's all the fun.
00:52:47You know what I'm saying?
00:52:50Give me my coffee.
00:52:56What the fuck is this stuff floating on the top?
00:53:00How the hell do you serve me something like this?
00:53:02What are you, some kind of fucking animal?
00:53:05Here, here, take it back.
00:53:07Make it right.
00:53:10The dynamic duo returns.
00:53:16What the...
00:53:18Did Bruno do this to you?
00:53:20No.
00:53:22Well, which is it?
00:53:25No.
00:53:27No.
00:53:29No.
00:53:31No.
00:53:33No.
00:53:35No.
00:53:38No.
00:53:40Bruno didn't do that.
00:53:42The girls took care of him.
00:53:49Please.
00:53:51Tell me you were in a car accident,
00:53:54that a piano fell on you.
00:53:56Tell me anything except the two women
00:53:58just beat the crap out of you.
00:54:00Like this.
00:54:02No.
00:54:04I'll tell you like it is.
00:54:06You just got your asses kicked by two girls.
00:54:09So, no story, no excuses,
00:54:13nothing is gonna erase that fact.
00:54:16But they were really, really strong.
00:54:20Come on, Uncle Ed, give us another chance.
00:54:23What's worse than getting beat up by a woman?
00:54:27Getting beat up by a woman twice.
00:54:30Yes!
00:54:34Richie is coming by tomorrow night
00:54:38to settle a little score.
00:54:41Huh?
00:54:43And I don't want those bitches getting in the way.
00:54:47I'm bringing in some outside help.
00:54:51Get me...
00:54:55Mr. Fly on the phone.
00:54:57You take care of this.
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:06Maybe then,
00:55:08we'll get some fucking dignity back in this family.
00:55:30♪♪♪
00:55:32♪♪♪
00:55:57Huh?
00:55:59Where are we?
00:56:03We're in our car.
00:56:07What is a car?
00:56:11I have no idea.
00:56:14How do we get in our car?
00:56:16Coco, please.
00:56:19Let's go home, Ginger.
00:56:21I need a shower.
00:56:24And my makeup.
00:56:26I don't think that would be a good idea right now.
00:56:29Between that large ape who tried to kill us last night
00:56:32and those two idiots in the alley,
00:56:34I'd say someone was after us.
00:56:36That means we are hunted and homeless
00:56:40and must now fend for ourselves in this cold, dark city.
00:56:45Something like that, Coco.
00:56:47Hello?
00:56:49Bobby, where have you been?
00:56:52My aunt got real sick
00:56:54and I had to take my mom over there to take care of her.
00:56:57And she didn't have a phone so I couldn't call.
00:57:00And I couldn't leave because I thought she was going to die
00:57:04and I wanted to be there for her, you know?
00:57:07Anyway, that's why I haven't called.
00:57:13Thank God.
00:57:15Bobby, I thought something happened to you.
00:57:17I guess you heard about that hit I bungled.
00:57:20Yeah, I heard.
00:57:22Baby, I miss you.
00:57:24Ginger, I need you to do another hit.
00:57:27Bobby, I don't think now is a good time.
00:57:29There's a lot of weird stuff happening and...
00:57:31Listen, I can't talk right now, okay?
00:57:33This last job is going to make all that weird stuff go away.
00:57:37I promise.
00:57:39Okay?
00:57:40Okay.
00:57:41I'll call you later.
00:57:43Bobby, I love you!
00:57:55Aww!
00:58:07I'm so happy.
00:58:09I'm not.
00:58:11We need new clothes.
00:58:14We'll go shoplifting, my treat.
00:58:25How do I look?
00:58:27Fabulous.
00:58:28And I feel fabulous.
00:58:30You said everything would be fine and you were right, Coco.
00:58:32I was just trying to make you feel better, Ginger.
00:58:35Honestly, I thought Bobby was dead.
00:58:40I'm surprised he didn't get into trouble.
00:58:43Well, I'm sure he'll explain everything to me over dinner.
00:58:47Um, Coco?
00:58:49I'm sorry.
00:58:51Don't worry.
00:58:53I won't be around tonight to cramp your style.
00:58:56You're a doll, Coco, but that's not what I meant.
00:59:01Would you mind staying in the car?
00:59:04What?
00:59:06Why?
00:59:07I'll just be a minute.
00:59:08There's no point in us both going in there.
00:59:10And I need you to keep a lookout.
00:59:12But we are a team.
00:59:14Well, of course we are, sweetie.
00:59:16I just want things to go smoothly.
00:59:18What you're really saying is you don't want me around to screw things up.
00:59:22I never said that.
00:59:24You didn't have to.
00:59:26Coco.
00:59:27Superwoman never left Supergirl in the car.
00:59:31Well, actually, I don't think that there was a Superwoman.
00:59:33Maybe you're thinking of Wonder Woman.
00:59:35Don't tell me what I'm thinking.
00:59:37Didn't you just adore Wonder Woman power bracelets?
00:59:41Fine.
00:59:42Go off all by yourself and have all the fun.
00:59:44The ugly stepsister will just sit at home while Cinderella has fun at the ball.
00:59:50I'll be right back.
00:59:52I might be waiting for you.
00:59:55Ginger?
00:59:57Yes?
01:00:01Good luck.
01:00:14I'll be right back.
01:00:30I poured you one.
01:00:32I think you're expecting someone else.
01:00:35Oh, I always expect a beautiful young lady.
01:00:40To appear.
01:00:45I'd offer you some strawberries, but I can see that your hands are full.
01:01:05Feeling a little tired?
01:01:07Would you like to lay down on the sofa?
01:01:09Relax.
01:01:10Did you drug this?
01:01:12Oh, I might have slipped in a mickey or two.
01:01:16Oh, that's cute.
01:01:19Except I have one of these for breakfast every morning.
01:01:29You have quick hands.
01:01:31So I've been told.
01:01:34Should I die for the gun, or...?
01:01:36Should I die for the gun, or should you?
01:01:39I just bought this suit.
01:01:43But maybe we can settle this some other way.
01:01:50Oh, maybe we can.
01:02:06What?
01:02:24Here. We don't want you to mess up that pretty face.
01:02:36Okay.
01:03:06Man, that Bobby was a fool for letting you go.
01:03:20What the hell does Bobby have to do with this?
01:03:22Nothing.
01:03:23Now this is all you and me.
01:03:37I...
01:03:38I...
01:03:39I can't think of anything witty to say.
01:03:50Coco.
01:03:51Coco.
01:03:52Coco.
01:03:53Coco.
01:03:54Coco.
01:03:55Coco.
01:03:56Coco.
01:03:57Coco.
01:03:58Coco.
01:03:59Coco.
01:04:00Coco.
01:04:01Coco.
01:04:02Coco.
01:04:03Coco.
01:04:04Coco.
01:04:05Coco.
01:04:31This is one of the broads that beat you up?
01:04:34No, it's not her uncle, eh?
01:04:36It's Ginger.
01:04:37She's the tough one.
01:04:41So what happened to Mr. Fly?
01:04:46You're kidding me.
01:04:49Okay, forget about that.
01:04:51Now Richie's coming by here, and I don't want anything to mess up this exchange.
01:04:57Yeah, put her someplace.
01:05:04Okay.
01:05:12You have no chance of winning.
01:05:15Ginger is a force unto herself.
01:05:17A beautiful, deadly creature.
01:05:19Capable of giving great pleasure and great pain.
01:05:22She...
01:05:23Alright, alright.
01:05:25Forget it.
01:05:26She's a fucking superwoman.
01:05:28Actually, actually, there was a superwoman.
01:05:30There was another character.
01:05:32Oh, shut up.
01:05:35God, I need some air.
01:05:37Watch her.
01:05:46Hello, Uncle A.
01:05:50Finally.
01:05:55Did you get those two women?
01:05:57We got one of them, but don't worry about that now.
01:05:59We'll split up the take.
01:06:03I don't know how long I've been looking forward to this.
01:06:22What's the matter?
01:06:24Where's the doll?
01:06:27Where's the...
01:06:29New Wave Lovely Linda doll?
01:06:32Those two women who tried to kill me have it.
01:06:35What's the difference?
01:06:36We have the rest.
01:06:38We got an easy 400 lives on that birthday.
01:06:44I want the doll!
01:06:47I want the New Wave Lovely Linda doll!
01:06:52I want the New Wave Lovely Linda doll!
01:07:00I wish this wasn't happening like this.
01:07:04I really think you're beautiful.
01:07:06Really?
01:07:12What's the matter?
01:07:14I'm all cramped up for sitting so long.
01:07:17My legs are killing me.
01:07:19Do you want me to rub them?
01:07:21Yes.
01:07:29That's nice.
01:07:37Oh, my God.
01:07:39You got a...
01:07:41What's going on?
01:07:43Nothing. I was just watching like you told me to.
01:07:46I was just watching like you told me to.
01:07:48I didn't touch her anything, a thing, I swear.
01:07:51What happened?
01:07:56She's transvestited.
01:08:00What?
01:08:01She's got a dick.
01:08:07You're kidding me.
01:08:10Why would a beautiful blonde like that hang out with a transvestite?
01:08:17Oh, shit.
01:08:20If Uncle A or anybody finds out about this, we are dead.
01:08:26Well, it's bad enough two women, but two chicks with dicks.
01:08:31God damn it.
01:08:33We tell no one.
01:08:35No one.
01:08:37You know, I'll never understand why a beautiful girl like that would go and get a dick.
01:08:43You're retarded, you know that?
01:08:59Ginger.
01:09:02Surprised to see me alive?
01:09:08It's nice to see you, too.
01:09:11Come on. Grab some things. Let's get out of here.
01:09:15I'm sick of this place.
01:09:17I just stink about it.
01:09:19You and me, sipping margaritas, watching the sunset.
01:09:24Bobby, how could you?
01:09:27I didn't have a choice.
01:09:30They made me do it.
01:09:33It's your fault.
01:09:35If you hadn't messed up that job, none of this would have happened.
01:09:40Come on.
01:09:42It's not like I wanted to set you up.
01:09:46I knew you could handle Mr. Fly with your eyes closed.
01:09:51Come on. Let's get out of here.
01:09:54Where's Coco?
01:09:56I don't know.
01:09:58Where the hell is Coco?
01:10:00I don't know where she is.
01:10:06If I knew where she was, I'd tell you.
01:10:09I swear.
01:10:11What the hell is going on, Bobby?
01:10:14I picked up a bit of a phone call here.
01:10:16A bit of Uncle A's mumbling there.
01:10:18Turns out Uncle A set up a heist with those guys you killed.
01:10:21They robbed some big-time collector.
01:10:23He had all sorts of old stuff.
01:10:25He had a Super Comics No. 1 in mint condition.
01:10:29A 1927 Sugar Shack Johnson rookie card.
01:10:33I mean, all that old stuff's worth a lot of money, you know?
01:10:35A fortune.
01:10:37Anyways, I figured he wanted all that stuff for himself,
01:10:40and that's why he got all those guys killed.
01:10:43But I was wrong.
01:10:45Turns out he just wanted a doll.
01:10:48A doll?
01:10:49Yeah.
01:10:50That New Wave doll.
01:10:53The New Wave Lovely Linda doll.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:57You got it?
01:10:59Yeah, I got it.
01:11:01Oh, baby, that's sweet.
01:11:05All right, here's what we're gonna do.
01:11:07We're just gonna mail him the doll.
01:11:10I mean, he'll be so happy, he'll forget all about us.
01:11:13And then it'll just be the two of us.
01:11:16What do you say?
01:11:19What about Coco?
01:11:21Fuck Coco!
01:11:24You know, I can't believe you, Bobby.
01:11:28After all that I've done for you,
01:11:31God, I almost changed myself for you.
01:11:38You know, I may not be perfect,
01:11:42but I'm damn good just the way I am.
01:11:46In fact, you could say that I am the best of both worlds.
01:11:50It's a shame that you never realized that.
01:11:53Ginger.
01:11:59Coco? Coco!
01:12:06Hello, Uncle A.
01:12:08Yes, I do.
01:12:10So don't hurt my doll, and I won't hurt yours.
01:12:15I'll be over in an hour.
01:12:45I'll be over in an hour.
01:13:15I'll be over in an hour.
01:13:45I'll be over in an hour.
01:14:04Killing women ain't right.
01:14:06Yeah, well, if you have any hesitation,
01:14:08keep thinking about the dicks.
01:14:11That's kinda gay, Anthony.
01:14:15Let's go.
01:14:16Let's go.
01:14:17Let's go.
01:14:18Let's go.
01:14:19Let's go.
01:14:20Let's go.
01:14:21Let's go.
01:14:22Let's go.
01:14:23Let's go.
01:14:24Let's go.
01:14:25Let's go.
01:14:26Let's go.
01:14:27Let's go.
01:14:28Let's go.
01:14:29Let's go.
01:14:30Let's go.
01:14:31Let's go.
01:14:32Let's go.
01:14:33Let's go.
01:14:34Let's go.
01:14:35Let's go.
01:14:36Let's go.
01:14:37Let's go.
01:14:38Let's go.
01:14:39Let's go.
01:14:40Let's go.
01:14:41Let's go.
01:14:42Let's go.
01:14:43Let's go.
01:14:45When should we jump in?
01:14:47Soon.
01:14:48Very soon.
01:14:49Time to fire.
01:15:32Damn it! This is un-fucking-believable! Anthony! Tony! Kill her!
01:15:45Huh? I didn't even feel that, you dumb bitch!
01:15:54Tony! Get her!
01:16:02Tony!
01:16:16Give up! I give up!
01:16:19I don't have a gun. You can't shoot me.
01:16:22Enough of this shit. Where's the doll?
01:16:35The doll belongs to Coco.
01:16:38Oh, really?
01:16:41Coco!
01:16:42Coco!
01:16:51I want that doll!
01:16:56I deserve that doll!
01:17:04Please.
01:17:06Can I just hold it for a moment? I promise I won't bleed on it.
01:17:14Please. I want that doll.
01:17:21Are you an angel?
01:17:25I'm sorry, Coco. No.
01:17:27No.
01:17:34Oh, Ginger.
01:17:37Oh, don't worry, darling. Everything's going to be fine.
01:17:41Tomorrow, we'll buy Lovely Linda a new pair of shoes.
01:17:45The La Mona Blanquies?
01:17:48The La Mona Blanquies.
01:17:52Ginger, you are an angel.
01:17:58I can't believe Uncle A went through all this trouble for a little doll.
01:18:04Ginger, he is a collector.
01:18:15Oh, Coco! Oh, my God! Coco? Coco! Coco! Coco!
01:18:24Coco! Coco!
01:18:28Coco. Coco. Coco? Coco?
01:18:39Yes?
01:18:41You haven't said a thing about my new bathing suit. How do I look?
01:18:45Fabulous.
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