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Part One of the Finale of The Amazing Adventures of Captain Farr Novarider and the Wild Horses is here! Tonight's episode is The Edge of the Frontier. In which the stage is set, the players are readied, and a great adventure can begin. After the heroes try to beat Qbert.
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00:00Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!
00:03Bound Compass is proud to present to you
00:05the finale of the amazing adventures of Captain Farr,
00:08Neverrider, and the Wild Horses!
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01:09to the fantastical year of 2012 AD,
01:13to the year of the great royal confederation of stars,
01:16to when humankind has expanded outward into the great beyond.
01:19We have reached thousands of planets,
01:21spending hundreds of light years in any direction,
01:24and still we reach farther.
01:26Intrepid Kong has braved the great empty expanses
01:29of the undiscovered galaxy
01:30to forge a new era for the betterment of humankind
01:32on countless worlds, moons, and space stations.
01:35It is to this new frontier where we turn our ears.
01:39Tonight's story is...
01:41The Edge of the Frontier.
01:48So there I was, nothing at my side
01:51but my trusty cutlass, our good ray gun,
01:53and my razor-sharp wit.
01:55Oh my, how did you ever survive, Captain Novorider?
01:59Well, it was quite simple, milady.
02:01I drew my sword and told the Duke,
02:03We're taking this gold to that children's hospital
02:05whether you like it or not.
02:06For I am Captain Farr Novorider,
02:09leader of the wild horses,
02:11and all-around saucy good person.
02:13And he was all like,
02:14Nuh-uh, get them overpaid elite guards.
02:16So I leapt headfirst into the line of 20-some guards,
02:20taking them by surprise.
02:21Thrust, thrust, slash, dodge, parry, thrust.
02:24Blow after blow fell the Duke's marines.
02:27But for every one to fall,
02:29another took his place.
02:30I was fatigued.
02:32I was faltering.
02:33But then a solution struck me.
02:34A bold solution.
02:36A solution that only I,
02:38Captain Farr Novorider,
02:39could be struck by.
02:40Cut the rope of a chandelier
02:42and let its fall carry you and the gold to safety?
02:44Retreat to a location where you can thin out their numbers
02:47and fight them one at a time?
02:49Call upon one of the Duke's many enemies
02:50to help defeat his army.
02:52What? No.
02:53Although, those ideas are really good.
02:55No.
02:56I simply pulled the pin out of a grenade
02:58I had picked up earlier
02:59and ran as fast as I could.
03:01Oh, Captain Novorider,
03:02you're so heroic.
03:04Nuh, I know.
03:05Duh.
03:06I swear, this happens every time we steal
03:07from a Duke or some other random big bad.
03:09You are reminded
03:10how socially awkward you are.
03:12No, yes.
03:13But that's not what I'm talking about.
03:16You realize how boring you are.
03:18And that too, yes.
03:20But still not what I'm talking about.
03:21An enigmatic yet adorably geeky woman appears.
03:25But you're not sure if you can trust her
03:28due to her troubled past.
03:29Odd, but no.
03:30It's because whenever we're forced to lay low,
03:33Novorider makes every effort
03:35to announce who and where we are.
03:37Wait, Ashlyn?
03:38How the hell did you find us?
03:40Technically, you came to me.
03:42I knew that the Cabalina was on the run
03:44from a recent act of humanitarian hijacking.
03:47So, using a pseudonym,
03:49I suggested to your captain
03:51that Cornerstone Station
03:52would be a good place to hide
03:53until heat wore off.
03:55But how'd you know what we were doing?
03:57I planted a tracker slash listening device
04:00on the Cabalina
04:01when you crashed around the junk world
04:02where we found the Librarian.
04:04That's also how I managed to find you
04:06when I abducted Regan
04:07and we had that little run
04:09through the bush shone
04:10for Pucky the Gammon 9.
04:11And also how I knew how to contact you
04:14for the casino job.
04:15Honestly, I thought you lot
04:16would have caught on or found it by now.
04:18I didn't exactly have time
04:20to hide it properly
04:21before I ran into Regan.
04:23Is it a small device
04:24but the size of a large-ish
04:26coin?
04:27A little blinking green net?
04:30Exactly it.
04:31C'est la carité.
04:32French, you're the ship's engineer.
04:34You should be able to recognize
04:35something like that at a glance.
04:37Meh.
04:38I thought it was a fancy
04:39French installation piece.
04:41Okay.
04:42Why did we come to you?
04:44I missed the can-do attitude
04:46of the wild horses
04:47and our excellent business relationship.
04:49But we do not have
04:50a good business relationship.
04:52You almost got us killed
04:53during the casino job.
04:54And you have taken Regan hostage
04:57more than a few times.
04:58Oh god.
04:59Please say you're not going
05:00to take me hostage again.
05:02We'll see.
05:02What?
05:03Well, if it isn't
05:03the lovely Ashton Ophelion,
05:05come to visit me,
05:06Captain Farn Novorider,
05:08once again, eh?
05:09No, a business proposition.
05:11I need some help.
05:13Well, of course, my beauty.
05:14I would do anything for you.
05:16Why don't we retire to my cabin
05:18aboard the Cabalina?
05:19I'll open a bottle
05:20of Orion Sigma 9 wine
05:22and some Italian cheese
05:23and we can...
05:24discuss the details.
05:26I need a favor,
05:27not an STD.
05:28I need to borrow Regan
05:30for about one month.
05:31Oh!
05:31Suck it, Novorider!
05:32Sorry, I'm afraid not.
05:34Oh, you cockblocker!
05:35When you hire the wild horses,
05:37it's all or none.
05:39Captain, I've kept
05:40a very lean operation
05:41for a reason.
05:43I don't plan on
05:43bogging it down
05:44if I don't have to.
05:45Of course,
05:46I will compensate
05:47the wild horses
05:48for Regan's time
05:49at your full rate.
05:51Duh, but you
05:51misunderstand me, my dear.
05:53Regan is an invaluable
05:55asset to the ship.
05:56No.
05:57No, I know how this goes.
05:58I think you're going
05:59to make some statement
06:00that proves my value
06:01to the crew
06:01and I feel all warm
06:03and fuzzy
06:03and start to believe
06:04that you actually
06:05understand what I go through
06:06and my conflict
06:07to remain aboard
06:08the Cabalina
06:08versus finding a normal
06:09and glorious accounting job
06:11in civilized space.
06:12But then, it turns out
06:13you're making some
06:14backhanded comment
06:15that makes me seem
06:17like a naive jackass.
06:19No.
06:19What?
06:20I genuinely believe
06:21that you are an important
06:22member of this crew.
06:23You make sure
06:24the crew is paid.
06:25You keep a fine budget
06:26and keep us
06:27mostly legal.
06:28You handle
06:29all administrative duties
06:30with the utmost
06:32professionalism.
06:32You've earned the trust
06:33of the crew
06:34multiple times over.
06:35Regan, you are family.
06:38I...
06:38Who else am I going
06:39to get to do
06:39all the boring shit
06:40that I don't want to do?
06:41There it is.
06:43This can be settled
06:44quite easily.
06:45Regan, do you want
06:46to join me
06:46for this expedition?
06:47I have need of your
06:48problem-solving talents.
06:50I'm going to be honest
06:51with you because
06:51I need your trust.
06:53Everything that I've done
06:54over the last three years
06:55has been for one purpose.
06:57These alien artifacts
06:58would allow me to open
06:59an ancient vault
07:00of a long-dead
07:01alien pirate.
07:02While I have collected
07:04many of the artifacts
07:05necessary,
07:06I need you
07:07and your rather impressive
07:08problem-solving skills
07:09as backup
07:10in case if I miss something
07:11or one of the artifacts
07:12doesn't work.
07:13And since I'm being
07:15completely honest,
07:16I could use your company.
07:18Even when you and I
07:19are at odds,
07:20we seem to get along
07:21quite well.
07:24No...
07:24Nah-ha!
07:26Coward is for the win.
07:28Damn it!
07:28Ashlyn, I'm sorry,
07:30but I'm so not
07:31the adventurous type.
07:32Not that!
07:33Yes, that.
07:34But I'm more concerned
07:36with him.
07:37Tanyason Rixor.
07:38Don't mention
07:39that I'm here.
07:40Well, if it isn't
07:42wannabe Brandon...
07:43Seriously,
07:44who is Brandon?
07:45Perhaps you should ask
07:46next time you see
07:47Aphelion.
07:48Tell me,
07:48what brings you
07:49to Cornerstone Station?
07:51Because,
07:51Risons.
07:53Yeah,
07:53smooth, Frenchie.
07:54We're laying low
07:55after stealing
07:55a large quantity
07:56of gold
07:56from Duke Stellar Gale.
07:58Don't tell anyone
07:59we're here.
08:00Right, new rule.
08:01Only I am allowed
08:02to answer questions
08:03while we are on the lam.
08:04Says the guy
08:05who was just using
08:06the same story
08:07to pick up chicks
08:07at a more than
08:08questionable pub.
08:10Well then,
08:11don't let me stop you
08:12from hiding
08:12in the most obvious
08:13way possible.
08:15Say,
08:16I seem to recall
08:17seeing Captain Aphelion's
08:19gunship in port.
08:20You wouldn't happen
08:21to know anything
08:22about that,
08:23would you?
08:24If she's here,
08:25then she certainly
08:25hasn't tried to contact us.
08:27Shame, too.
08:28I think we really
08:29hit it off last time.
08:30Just me and her
08:31in the fetid swamps,
08:32looking for God knows
08:33what lost treasure
08:35on some waste of time planet.
08:37So romantic.
08:38I doubt she feels the same.
08:40If you see her,
08:41tell her I said hello.
08:43Oh, Mr. Rixel.
08:45Yes?
08:45We told you
08:46why we were here.
08:47Why don't you do us a favor
08:48and tell us
08:49why you're here?
08:50Seriously?
08:51No.
08:52Why would I even
08:53tell you that?
08:55Captain
08:55Farr
08:56Nova Ryder!
08:58Again we meet
08:59face to face
09:00and again
09:00I have the advantage.
09:02I told you
09:04that I had
09:05business to tend to
09:07Baron Galabrax.
09:08Oh please.
09:09Can't Shipsell
09:10my buyer hold?
09:12I'm a fugitive
09:13looking to make amends
09:14with the Confederacy shtick
09:15but Mama Galabrax
09:17didn't raise no fool.
09:19Debatable.
09:20This usurper
09:22walks into Shipsell's
09:23court out of nowhere
09:24all like
09:24hey,
09:25I've got an offer
09:26for you that you can't refuse.
09:28If you help me out
09:29I can guarantee
09:30riches beyond any measure.
09:31Baron
09:32Shipsell
09:32being the moron
09:33that he is
09:34just buys in
09:35doesn't even
09:36bother to negotiate
09:38Baron
09:38would you mind
09:39Not even a background check
09:41whatever
09:41it's only the tip of the iceberg
09:43right?
09:44So this joker
09:45just asked for a deep space
09:46task squadron
09:47fortunately
09:48Galabrax
09:49mind changing the time
09:50Shipsell knows that
09:51my cruisers
09:52the Pegasus
09:53and the Perseus
09:54are the best
09:55his military has to offer
09:56unfortunately
09:57that means that
09:59I'm stuck following
09:59this douche around
10:01because I
10:01rightfully so
10:03don't trust his ass
10:04in the slightest
10:05I feel like
10:06if I turn my back
10:07for one moment
10:08he's going to ditch us
10:09for this ancient
10:10alien vault of his
10:11or else
10:12you'll reveal
10:13why we're here
10:15to literally
10:15every pirate
10:17in the frontier
10:18pfft please
10:19like any of the scum
10:20here could contend
10:21with the might
10:21and speed
10:22of two confederated
10:23heavy cruisers
10:24now where was I?
10:26ah yes
10:27Captain Faan
10:28Nova Rider
10:29and the abhorrent
10:30wild horses
10:31do tell me
10:32what crime
10:33what indescribable
10:34act of villainy
10:35has led you to hide out
10:36here at
10:37Cornerstone Station
10:38the last beacon
10:40of the confederacy
10:41before entering
10:42unknown space
10:43you vile little worm
10:45ooh
10:46feisty
10:47you cavernous
10:49callow
10:49contemptible
10:50carapace
10:50of a carbon
10:51copy wannabe
10:52you dare
10:53stand in my
10:54presence again
10:54you dare
10:55drink my wine
10:56and smile
10:57at my company
10:58my compatriots
10:59you insult me sir
11:01you and your
11:01vile gob
11:02oh yes
11:04I can feel
11:05your hatred
11:06at last
11:08we mortal
11:08nemeses
11:09settle our
11:10bloody war
11:11come at me bro
11:12out of my way
11:13to the very edge
11:26of the frontier
11:27why nothing really
11:29just laying low
11:30after I stormed
11:31a dutchy galleon
11:32and her escort
11:33of six cruisers
11:34dragging a planetside
11:35to split her open
11:36spilling the monies
11:37contained within
11:38filling the hull
11:39of my gallant cabalina
11:40until she was bursting
11:41meanwhile fighting
11:42off the company
11:43of royal marine
11:44guards and duke
11:45stellar gale himself
11:46a conflict which
11:47culminated in a
11:48run and gun chase
11:49through a comet drift
11:50batting off
11:51the best fighters
11:52and gunboats
11:52the duke had to offer
11:53oh really
11:54see
11:55I was doing
11:56the same thing
11:57only
11:58I single-handedly
11:59struck an archduke's
12:01battlecruiser
12:01to get at the
12:02precious artwork
12:03stored within
12:04I snuck on board
12:06disguised as a
12:06lowly crewman
12:07carefully working
12:09myself closer and
12:10closer to the
12:11artwork over the
12:12span of a week
12:13at one point
12:14the ship captured
12:15captain redhand
12:16ragnar
12:17he almost made me
12:18but luckily
12:19he met with an
12:21unfortunate accident
12:22when he slipped
12:23and fell on my
12:24blade
12:25with my timetable
12:27moved up
12:27I struck
12:28planting charges
12:30on the engines
12:31and main guns
12:32I forced the warship
12:33into an uncontrollable
12:35fall towards a star
12:36taking the opportunity
12:38I loaded my escape ship
12:40full of the
12:40priceless
12:41irreplaceable
12:42archwork
12:42at the last moments
12:44the ship's
12:44commanding officer
12:45cut me
12:46forcing me
12:47into a sore duel
12:49as the ship
12:49fell into the
12:50star's corona
12:52as the temperature
12:53rose to intolerable
12:55I defeated the man
12:56escaping as a
12:58solar flare
12:58swallowed the
12:59mighty battlecruiser
13:01whole
13:01boring
13:02see
13:03for our next job
13:04we're going after
13:05a vault
13:06a long-lost vault
13:07of an ancient
13:08alien race
13:09filled with
13:09untold riches
13:10all I need to do
13:12is secure the contract
13:13and I may be able
13:14to retire
13:15not that I will
13:16mind you
13:16retiring is for sissies
13:18and old people
13:19well
13:20that's all I needed
13:21to know
13:22come on
13:23we have work to do
13:24yeah
13:26yeah
13:26sure
13:27my mouth tastes
13:29like pennies
13:30you'll be fine
13:31wait
13:32I did not think
13:33that actually
13:34hush
13:35this is going to be
13:36a while isn't it
13:36you guys want to
13:38ditch this pub
13:38in favor of the arcade
13:39sure
13:40do you think
13:41they have
13:41the x-men stand up
13:42you might as well
13:43retire now
13:44nova rider
13:45you peaked
13:46ten years ago
13:47when I taught you
13:48everything I know
13:50you never did
13:51such a thing
13:51it was the pirate queen
13:53of filial ryan spurned
13:54you know it
13:55nuh-uh
13:55yuh-huh
13:56nuh-uh
13:57yuh-huh
13:58nuh-uh
13:59yuh-huh
14:00nuh-uh
14:00yuh-huh
14:01nuh-uh
14:02yuh-huh
14:03nuh-uh
14:10nuh-uh
14:11gentlemen
14:11please see that the good baron
14:13gets some medical attention
14:15get off me plebeian
14:16I've had worse
14:18all right
14:19tenu-son
14:19why are you so interested in this
14:21Aphelion character
14:23what exactly did he do
14:25she is the biggest threat
14:26that we have to contend with
14:29in getting to the vault
14:29we've been waiting here
14:31for one reason
14:32Baron Galbrax
14:33when Stark Aphelion and I
14:35first began this little escapade
14:37we knew that the vault
14:38was going to be deep
14:39in unknown space
14:40the last refuge of the frontier
14:42before entering unknown space
14:44is
14:45cornerstone station
14:47you
14:47you had to wait until now
14:49to tell me all of this
14:50all a part of the plan
14:52yeah
14:52I call Volpaki
14:54if she's here Baron
14:55that means she's making a play
14:56for the vault
14:58but she's introduced a new factor
15:00that I wasn't expecting
15:01Captain Novarider
15:02together
15:03we can be dangerous allies
15:05dangerous enough
15:06that even your cruisers
15:08can't compete with them
15:09nyah-ha-ha
15:11unlikely
15:11my cruisers are no ordinary
15:13ships of the line
15:14no
15:15I handpicked my men
15:17from the creme of the crop
15:18each one graduating from the best academy
15:21civilized space has to offer
15:23drilled daily
15:24broken down
15:25and then re-sculpted by my master hands
15:28they live as one
15:29eat as one
15:30fight as one
15:31my crew is one
15:36yeah I'm sure
15:37it's not just the map
15:39that we need Baron
15:40she has Stark's notes
15:42she has pieces of the puzzle
15:43that I lack
15:44and worse
15:45she knows it
15:46she would see the artifacts destroyed
15:48and Stark's notes
15:49burnt before they fell into my hands
15:51we have to play this smart Baron
15:53we can't just capture her
15:55and force us to lead her to the vault
15:56she would likely kill herself
15:58and take me with her
16:00before that would happen
16:01no
16:02she needs to believe
16:03that she is free
16:04independent
16:05if this is going to work
16:07she needs to believe
16:08that she is alone
16:10ready your crew Galabrax
16:12we depart in three hours
16:14have a squad of your marines
16:15standing by
16:16at Diking Bay 16
16:17four
16:18as a precaution
16:19oh I'm Tenius Enrixel
16:21I'm more ominous
16:22and enigmatic
16:23whatever
16:23I'll have the Perseus and Pegasus
16:26ready in two hours
16:27sergeant
16:28gather your squad
16:29and stand by
16:30at Diking Bay 16
16:32thank you Galabrax
16:34I'll be back in a gif
16:37and how long have you been listening
16:40long enough to know
16:41that you need a bit of help
16:43how'd you know I was here
16:45you should consider
16:46not wearing so much cologne
16:47I have all the help that I need
16:49I imagine that
16:50whatever is in this vault thingy
16:52that everyone seems so interested in
16:55is much easier split
16:57between simple business partners
16:59than a
16:59count and a criminal
17:01Major
17:03Zarek Mezzin was it
17:04and your
17:05Tenius Enrixel
17:0655-45
17:0870-30
17:1060-40
17:11and you hold all the cards
17:12I do hold all the cards
17:1465-35
17:16deal
17:17where do we begin
17:26I am just saying
17:27Rigon
17:28it would not be so bad
17:30it is luckily
17:31that she would handle
17:32most of the dangerous stuff
17:33you could do all the
17:34you know
17:36do the what
17:37girly stuff
17:37he means the girly stuff
17:39I would not
17:41okay
17:41I would probably do the girly stuff
17:43listen
17:44that's not the point
17:45the point is that I would still be facing
17:47the dangerous stuff
17:48you guys do seem to hit it off
17:50I'm glad you think so
17:52when did you get here?
17:53after I slipped out of the pub to hide from Rigon
17:55I figured that this was most likely to be your next destination
17:58wait we've been here for a while though
18:01at least as long as 25 quarters
18:04yes
18:04the librarian
18:05dramatic music
18:06yes
18:07he insisted on cataloging many of the games here
18:10this cubit that your civilization worships must be a great and powerful god
18:15also captain Ophelia is terrible at video games
18:18whatever
18:19Regan
18:20care to walk with me?
18:21I wish we would
18:22oh yes you would
18:22correct answer
18:26you know
18:27I know
18:28you've already given me your answer
18:29in our short stints together
18:32you've made it obvious
18:33that this whole adventure thing is not your cup
18:35trust me
18:36I knew that when I first asked
18:38okay
18:39so then
18:40why'd you ask?
18:41I wanted to be sure
18:43a lot has happened in the last few years
18:46I've been to some dark places
18:48and have done things that I've promised myself that I never do
18:51I began to realize that I was betraying myself
18:55more importantly
18:56I began to realize that I was unnecessarily shutting people off
19:00hence my increased willingness to work with the wild horses
19:03but you were still secretive
19:05because I was still mending wounds
19:08Rixel had done an excellent job making me mistrust everyone
19:11but I showed you things could be different
19:13don't be so full of yourself Anderson
19:16you may be an adorably grumpy nerd
19:18have soft hair and good cheekbones
19:21and look excellent in a comforting green cardigan
19:24look it's not all about you
19:25where do you get those cardigans anyway?
19:28well they're sweater vests
19:29my grandmother sends them to me for Christmas New Year and my birthday every year
19:32they're nice
19:33I've done a lot of thinking
19:35it's time for me to move on
19:38and I realize that I no longer need to go at this alone
19:41moved on from what?
19:43ah finally asking the question that so begs to be asked
19:46and here we go
19:48what?
19:49the anticipation is killing me
19:51you know I can't blame her for not telling you
19:53if I were trying to con an entire crew full of pirates slash privateers into finding a lost treasure for
19:59me
19:59just so I can later stab them in the back
20:01I certainly wouldn't tell you either
20:03go on ask her
20:05ask her how she left Brandon to die
20:07abandoned him at the most convenient time
20:10so that a full security platoon would finish him off for her
20:15alright
20:16hey Ashlyn
20:17did you effectively kill this Brandon guy in favor of taking the ancient civilization's lost treasure for yourself?
20:22well
20:22you only have my word but no
20:24the reason I wasn't willing to tell you about Brandon Stark wasn't because I wanted to hide any dark truth
20:30it was because I didn't want to face myself in a very very difficult decision that I made
20:36I loved Brandon
20:38he was a rare mind
20:39a thinker
20:41a problem solver
20:42you two would have gotten along quite well
20:44the whole reason I left the confederacy was because of him
20:47because of his passion for the artifacts
20:49the lost civilization
20:51the vault
20:52I did everything that I could
20:54everything
20:55but Tenya Sinan led us into a trap
20:58I couldn't reach him
21:00there were too many
21:01and I couldn't reach him
21:04I did everything
21:05and then
21:06I made a choice
21:08hmm
21:09sounds like you have every reason to hate this ass
21:11I certainly have many
21:13I trust you Ashlyn
21:14I'm glad we can talk about this like adults
21:16me too
21:17well
21:18shit
21:19guess I have to go to plan B
21:21give up and let me plunge my sword into your chest
21:24pfft no
21:25I'mma blow your ship out
21:28that's not good
21:29come on we have to stop him
21:30oh Ashlyn wait
21:31wait
21:39well if it isn't the lovely Roz Coriander
21:43oh uh
21:44Major Sarek Messon
21:46uh
21:47it's uh
21:48Hollandor
21:48Roslyn Hollandor
21:50my mistake
21:51how will you ever forgive me
21:53oh you know
21:54water under the bridge
21:55a hollandaire
21:56who are you
21:57bah
21:58Major Messon
21:59what are you doing with our hollandaire
22:01yeah what are you
22:02you have such lovely hair
22:04damn it hollandaire
22:05you are stronger than this
22:07have you seen his hair wrench
22:09he must condition like 20 times
22:11it's so
22:12soft
22:13do not be lured by this silver tongue devere
22:16you know it is quite nice
22:18why thank you
22:19it's a special handmade conditioner
22:22very rare
22:23very expensive
22:25only the best for this lovely little specimen
22:28wrench
22:29I um
22:30will be occupied
22:31for the next
22:33say
22:3330 minutes
22:3415
22:35on a good day
22:36maybe 10
22:375
22:38good enough
22:39Hollandor wait
22:40he is the enemy
22:41have you forgotten of his betrayal at Capricorn Omega 3
22:45yes
22:46no
22:46no
22:47I haven't
22:47that's right
22:48he's a jerk
22:49he's a monster
22:50and he has a really nice smile
22:52all for you
22:53my lovely little song bird
22:55wrench hollander
22:56it's Regan
22:57we're in trouble
22:58Regan what
22:58you know
22:59I might be convinced to have a plus one
23:02it's been a while since college
23:05and I've had some
23:06certain desires
23:08his smile is quite nice
23:10are you there
23:10damn it
23:11we need help
23:12yes
23:13let's get out of this stuffy nerd cave and somewhere a bit more
23:17shall we say
23:17private
23:19wrench
23:20we can't do this
23:21Regan needs our help
23:22I do not know
23:23a Frenchman never shies away from a little experimentation
23:27ha
23:29French joke
23:30uh
23:30Regan has a loss of the quarters
23:33my god
23:33I was going to sell my friend for a cheap sexual escapade
23:37and worse
23:38he has my court air
23:39so I cannot play more video games
23:41daha
23:42another French joke
23:44repitement hollandaire
23:46we have to rescue Regan
23:47and my court airs
23:49fly away my little birdies
23:52you are far too late to help
23:54and now
23:56to find a private place for a minute and a half
24:09they're not responding
24:11then call Nova Rider
24:13I'm going to regret this
24:14Nova Rider
24:15Nova Rider
24:15it's Regan
24:16I'm a bit busy Regan
24:18captain there is no way that many golf balls will fit in here
24:21get the back down
24:22you know what
24:23don't worry about it
24:24I'm sure we can handle this
24:25hurry I'm going to need your help
24:26you know that I'm not good in a fight right
24:28but you can run fast
24:29now catch up to Rixel
24:31Marine
24:31stop that
24:32stop right there
24:33ah
24:33Regan duck
24:34oh no no no no no no
24:36wow
24:36nice flying tackle
24:37you just got Ezio all the tourade
24:39right
24:40everybody get them
24:41get your head down
24:41no wait Ashlyn don't use your gun
24:43you're going through the station's hall
24:46huh
24:46do try to give me credit Regan
24:48I was a royal marine guard once
24:50I do know how to use a ray gun in space
24:53come on
24:54we have to board the Peregrine before Rixel can
25:01blow your ship up
25:02blow my ship up
25:03yes
25:04good luck captain
25:05thanks for collecting all these artifacts for me
25:08it was quite nice
25:09I could catch up to him
25:10why did I just volunteer for that
25:12don't worry about him
25:13we have to get into the ship
25:15why
25:15it's on fire
25:16the map and the key are still on the ship
25:19he has the artifacts
25:20wouldn't he have taken those too
25:21the map is stored in the Librarian
25:23and he can open the vault
25:24his core is on the ship
25:26and he's still active
25:27we need to hurry or we'll lose him
25:31this is insane
25:32come on
25:33the ship's static box is this way
25:35that's where the Librarian's core is
25:37everything is made of fire
25:39don't have to breathe so much
25:40the smoke is noxious
25:42you almost
25:43have it
25:43there
25:46I can't see a way out
25:47stay down
25:49I think we're trapped
25:51Regan
25:51I'm sorry
26:15take me to the Cabellino
26:22Dad
26:22I need to talk to your captain
26:38I need to talk to your captain
26:52Are you kidding?
26:52There are a dime a dozen.
26:53Did you accomplish whatever it was that you wanted to accomplish?
26:56You know something?
26:57I did.
26:58What's this junk?
27:00Pieces to the puzzle, Baron.
27:02Pieces to the puzzle.
27:03But we still need Ashlyn to guide our way and to show us the key.
27:07And how are we going to get her to do that?
27:10I destroyed her ship.
27:12What else would you do that?
27:13Okay, good.
27:14You're a moron.
27:16Now, bear with me on this one.
27:18You said that you need her to lead us to the vault.
27:20But you destroyed her ship.
27:23So how is she going to lead us to the vault if she doesn't have a ship?
27:27She'll catch a ride from Captain Nova Rider.
27:29So instead of trying to prevent them from being allies, you instead force them to be allies.
27:37Excellent work, genius.
27:39Ah, but Baron, you must understand something about Ashlyn.
27:43She hates variables.
27:45Before, she had her independence.
27:49Nova Rider and his crew of benevolent brigands were an easily controlled variable.
27:54Now, the nation has to depend on them.
27:58And Nova Rider is a man with a one-track mind.
28:05One-track, indeed.
28:07Nova Rider's childless attempts at one upmanship will be his undoing.
28:12If this vault holds half the wealth that Tenius and Wixxl believes it does, then it shall be mine for
28:19the taking.
28:20And I shall lord the prize of a Nova Rider.
28:24There will be no greater victory, but I must play this game carefully.
28:29One wrong move, and I could reveal my hand.
28:33One wrong step, and then both Nova Rider and Teniusing could turn against me before I have the advantage.
28:41Sir, that's great, but can you just tell me your order?
28:44Good man, I would like a number six hold the mayo extra tees and god help you if those fries
28:50aren't duchy-sized.
29:02You have yourself a deal, my lovely Ashlyn.
29:05And I already regret it.
29:07Now, about your living quarters.
29:10Hollander, do you mind if I sleep on your floor?
29:12Sleepover!
29:13Damn!
29:14You're sure about this, Ashlyn?
29:16I know you're not a fan of having too many along for the ride.
29:19Like I said, Regan, it's time for me to move on, to start trusting again.
29:25And, to my benefit, I still get you along for the ride.
29:29But, you are right.
29:31Teniusen destroyed my ship for a reason.
29:33He knows that if we lose the map and the key, then no one will ever be able to access
29:38the vault again.
29:40Why would he risk that?
29:41Why would he take a chance that either would be lost on the Peregrine?
29:45More importantly, why would a grown man dress as Rainbow Brite?
29:49Because I lost another bet.
29:52Damn.
29:53Damn.
29:54And thus concludes this episode of the amazing adventures of Captain Fa, Nova Rider, and the
29:58Wild Horses!
30:00Gentle listeners, join us again soon right here at boundcompass.blogspot.com for the many more
30:05adventures to follow!
30:06This amazing adventure was conceived, written voice, and programmed by Devin Peters!
30:11With sound effects by SoundJay.com, PackDV.com, 3dmmstudio.co.uk, FlashEFX, SoundDogs.com, Series
30:196000, Extension 3, and The General.
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30:39Science!
30:40All music created by Bradley Rains, copywritten 2014.
30:43Visit Bradley at www.bradleyrains.com.
30:46Bound Compass and the amazing adventures of Captain Fa, Nova Rider, and the Wild Horses
30:50are copywritten 2014.
30:59Patience.
31:00All I need is patience, Nerva Rider, and then I shall take the vault right out from underneath
31:07you.
31:07I shall sink your precious Cabalina, leave you bare and broke, and I shall have my pride.
31:14Your pride, and all the untold riches of an ancient civilization. Shall it be gold, technology,
31:22or perhaps a vast gallery of art? Who can tell? But do you know what I can tell?
31:29Uh, no.
31:31That this burger clearly has mayo on it.
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