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00:15Morning!
00:19Good morning!
00:21Hello!
00:23What?
00:24Shh!
00:25🎵
00:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30You got me home.
00:32🎵
01:01Your fancy woman writing you love letters again.
01:05I can't wait for it to feel more like home.
01:07Shut up, Tina!
01:08I don't want to share with you!
01:09Yeah, well, I ain't the one who keeps stinking it out, blowing off.
01:11Well, so what, can't I have my own room, then?
01:13No way you can't have your own room.
01:15What can't Johnny share?
01:16What if I want to bring a lady home?
01:17What if Johnny wants to bring a lady home?
01:19You think I'd bring a lady home here?
01:21What's wrong with bringing the lady home here?
01:23Right, that's it, I'm splitting the room.
01:25I'm building a lezzanine.
01:26No one is building a lezzanine.
01:32Oh.
01:41Amy's been asking where you were.
01:43That's why I told her that you popped out early.
01:45That'd be a lie, then, wouldn't it?
01:47Can you make sure you pack the nice Roxy before we go to Ibiza, please?
01:50I've dropped my scarf somewhere.
01:55You know she's still sleeping with Cole, don't you?
01:57I don't care.
01:58It's the third night in a row that she hasn't even been home.
02:01She wants to behave like a spoiled cow.
02:03I ain't looking out for her anymore.
02:04Anyway, doing it your way, you're just going to push her away, aren't you?
02:07So what am I supposed to do?
02:08Am I supposed to just pretend that...
02:10I've invited Sharon over.
02:12Danny's been ill all weekend, so I ain't had a chance to see her.
02:15So she's more important now, is she?
02:17Sorry, I'm confused.
02:18So does that mean that you and her are back together, then?
02:20Ronnie, it's nothing to do with you, all right?
02:22Well, I'm surprised.
02:24I always thought you'd end up with Shirley.
02:29I've got your text.
02:40They're not mine.
02:41Well, those ain't your bullet bags.
02:43I thought I had some dodgy numbers.
02:45Got a placky bag in case you need it?
02:47Mum, I've got a placky bag.
02:49Oi, pig!
02:50Mum!
02:53That smart boy.
02:54Already got his hands on her drawers.
02:56Do you two have to?
02:57Boy's a magnet.
02:59Give me ten minutes.
03:00I'm going to come and see you.
03:04You met my parents?
03:08I'm Johnny.
03:09Whitney.
03:14Have you ever won a laugh at my laundry?
03:28I had my eye on that scarf.
03:34That ring.
03:37I know that ring.
03:39Oh, are you looking for something for Ronnie?
03:43No, why would I do that?
03:45Well, isn't it around now that her baby died?
03:49Tomorrow.
03:52I can't even imagine how she's feeling.
03:55All right, I'll leave you to it, yeah?
03:58Bye.
04:08That's what she thinks, though, isn't it?
04:10She just marks it.
04:11Yeah, well, if your own family think that, Phil...
04:13Well, it's not their life, is it? It's mine.
04:15Ours.
04:16It's a Friday night.
04:18Phil?
04:19Have you seen my keys?
04:20Oh, don't worry, I'll get Roxy's.
04:24Friday night?
04:25Yeah.
04:26These things happen.
04:27It made me realise, you know, how good we are together.
04:29When we're not fighting.
04:30I'm serious, Sharon.
04:31I've not thought about anything else.
04:34So what do you say, you know?
04:38How about we do this properly and we give it another go, yeah?
04:43Look, will you stop with the angry face and just tell me what's going on?
04:46Pete, don't dump me.
04:47Stop with the angry face and just tell me what's going on.
04:49Pete, don't dump me, all right?
04:51And don't ask why, because I don't know.
04:53Don't you, yeah?
04:54I mean, no.
04:56Don't you?
04:58Well, do you know what?
04:59You wouldn't know a good thing if you saw one anyway.
05:01Aw, thanks, Dex.
05:03I'm off.
05:12Look, heartbreak, it's part of life.
05:15Yeah, or in your case, most of life.
05:17Phil, rip me the paces.
05:25Listen, Dex, is she all right?
05:28Well, what do you think?
05:31Why is life so flipping complicated?
05:33Look, listen, stop all that.
05:34It's New Year's tomorrow, man.
05:36Do you want to go into town?
05:37I'd love to, but I'm coming up to the end of the month.
05:40And, you know, Phil, he starts collecting, doesn't he?
05:42Yeah, um, don't get my head.
05:44But...
06:07What the hell do you think you're doing?
06:14Come on, come on.
06:15You can just talk about it, come on.
06:17He's been walking around splashing my cash.
06:18What, and you don't think that I'm mad either, as well?
06:20Hold on, hold on.
06:21Sidney.
06:22Sidney.
06:23She lied to us.
06:24She lied to our face.
06:26She's not in.
06:27She's gone to our grand.
06:28Do you know what?
06:29I'm going back to get all the wages that have been taken off me.
06:31Go, go, please.
06:32My dad's going to sort it out.
06:34What do you mean your dad's going to...
06:35Well, he...
06:36But Phil doesn't know.
06:40I was looking to borrow your keys.
06:41Yeah, well, you had no right.
06:44What if Amy had found it?
06:45Amy doesn't go snooping in my bag.
06:48What about Phil?
06:50Where did you get it, Roxy?
06:52Did Carl give it to you?
06:56Look, he slipped it in a Christmas card.
06:58He made a little joke about snow.
07:00Have you forgotten what you were like?
07:02Oh, come on.
07:03That was years ago.
07:04It was awful.
07:05I don't want to see you going back there again.
07:07All right, OK.
07:08You know what?
07:09It's really no big deal.
07:10It's just a bit of fun.
07:12Is that why we left Ibiza, was it?
07:14Because you were having fun?
07:15You're the one that wants to take me back there!
07:17Not so you can do that!
07:19Oh, look, will you just chill out, all right?
07:22I didn't take it.
07:24It wouldn't be in the bag if I took it, would it?
07:31I'm sorry.
07:37You've got punters who have cashed into clients.
07:39I've got a cat that's leaking.
07:42No, it's Gregory Street.
07:44I just wondered since Janine was away...
07:46Go to the job centre.
07:47I've got to go back to the salon.
07:48If I have to sort my own plumber out, I won't be very happy.
07:50OK.
07:51I just thought you might need an extra pair of pants.
07:53I'm fine!
08:07New Year's Eve party.
08:09Thanks on the ass.
08:11Hello, Vic.
08:12I'm Mick.
08:14She's taking it over.
08:15I'm Sadie.
08:16I run the salon around the corner.
08:18This is my husband, Jake.
08:19Nice to meet you, pal.
08:20Pleasure.
08:21Oh, tell your girls there's a babe magnet behind the bar.
08:24Three kisses at midnight.
08:26Babe magnet?
08:27I thought that was me!
08:29See you.
08:31Thanks for this.
08:32See you there.
08:33Lovely to meet you.
08:34Oh, look.
08:36Two minutes and she's pulled.
08:37This is as bad as you.
08:38He's not usually like this.
08:40I'm going to go and hand out some more of these.
08:42Good boy.
08:43Come on.
08:45Alfie.
08:46Have you seen Peter?
08:48Well, he ain't in the cab, so...
08:51It's just market regulation.
08:52He can't have him waiting in the stall for that long.
08:58Dogs today, eh?
09:00Blame the parents.
09:04She doesn't want DVDs.
09:06She wants you.
09:14I was walking past the pawnbroker's shop,
09:17you know, the one on Turpin Road this morning.
09:20And there it was, Dad's ring.
09:24And you bought it?
09:26I have no idea why.
09:28I just saw it and I thought...
09:30It's kind of weird, you know,
09:32just to have it and remember him.
09:35But what it was like...
09:37I gave that ring away.
09:39I gave it away to some homeless person
09:41because I wanted it.
09:43I wanted that man out of our lives.
09:47Well, the homeless person clearly wanted the cash.
09:55This is what he does.
09:57This is what he does.
09:59He brings us trouble.
10:00There's no trouble.
10:03I'm going to get rid of it.
10:06What have I done?
10:07I'm going to get rid of it.
10:10And then we're going to go to Ibiza
10:12and we're going to have some fun.
10:15And this,
10:17Dad,
10:20everything the last few days
10:22will just be a bad memory.
10:26OK?
10:32Yes.
10:34OK.
10:36Where are you going?
10:38Are you going to help me later at R&R?
10:41What, with a head like mine?
10:44I need caffeine and then a walk
10:47and then more caffeine and...
10:54I love you, Roxy.
10:56I know.
10:58I know.
11:00I love you, too.
11:18You wear a lot of different sized clothes.
11:20I've got a big family.
11:22Big pants.
11:24I touch it, they're not mine.
11:27Service wash, please.
11:28Well, you'll have to wait till tomorrow
11:30because I'm absolutely snowed under.
11:32What's your name?
11:33Pennant.
11:34Penny.
11:35Penny Pennant.
11:36Yes, well, it looks as if everybody's wearing their Christmas dinner
11:39and their fronts this year.
11:41There'll be a queen when you come in.
11:43Ta.
11:47Was he just eyeballing me?
11:49Hm?
11:50Great flow of a lampposting.
11:53No animals allowed.
11:56My humblest apologies.
11:58I've just come in here to pick up young Casanova over there.
12:01Just give me two minutes.
12:02Well, you can't say that without a spoiler, can you?
12:04I'm sorry, but Mr Hopper Popper and me don't like animals.
12:07I couldn't leave a few of these on your counter, could I?
12:10Oh, what are they?
12:11If you pop in later, I'll give you a little something for your trouble.
12:13I'm Mick Carter, new landlord of the Bic.
12:16I'm Dorothy Brannan.
12:17Mrs, how do you do?
12:19Local legend.
12:21First drinks on the house.
12:24Sorry to break up this little romance, but, er...
12:37She ain't here.
12:39Don't you ever, ever give my sister drugs again.
12:43Not what you're talking about.
12:47You just don't care about anyone, do you?
12:49What, and your Florence Nightingale?
12:51She's my sister.
12:53If I find out what I do to protect her...
12:56Are you threatening me?
12:58If I find out that she's taken anything,
13:00if I even find a hint...
13:02She's a big girl, Veronica.
13:04I will have you thrown back inside before you know it.
13:07Yeah? So I haven't done anything?
13:09Stay away from my sister.
13:11In fact, you stay away from the entire Mitchell clan.
13:14Oh, here we go.
13:15The Mitchell family theme tune.
13:17Except I ain't listening.
13:20My sister?
13:23She's a lot of fun.
13:26And I like fun.
13:31Get out of my flat.
13:38Good night, was it?
13:40Oh, my head. My head's still banging.
13:43What did you drink your coffee for, then?
13:46I...
13:48I didn't realise you were still...
13:50Well, carol's off, and...
13:53you can't live on air, can you?
13:55No.
13:57Listen, I was wondering...
14:00I mean, I don't suppose you...
14:03I mean, I could do with an extra pair of...
14:06I thought you were fine.
14:08No, I am. I am.
14:12Please listen.
14:14I'll pay change.
14:45I'll come with you.
14:48It's not fair on Dexter.
14:52Do it.
14:54Do it tomorrow, yeah?
15:02Excuse me, can I speak to my sister, please?
15:06Things are a bit quiet over there, and, er...
15:09Well, I was thinking...
15:11what you said earlier.
15:13And?
15:15Well, about you and me.
15:23Um...
15:25I swear, I didn't know anything about it.
15:28I...
15:30I...
15:32I swear, I didn't know anything about it.
15:37I swear, Roxy, on your life.
15:40I thought you might be there, all right?
15:42I was upset about earlier.
15:44I told you I wanted a coffee.
15:46I know. I know. I just thought...
15:48Anyway, you weren't there, and that's when you did it.
15:51That's when you made a move on me.
15:53If you're making this up...
15:55At first I thought he was joking,
15:57and I laughed it off, but then he grabbed me.
16:00I pushed him away, and he grabbed me again.
16:02Trying to tell me that he...
16:04No. No, but he was holding my hand.
16:06He was looking at me and telling me how much I wanted it.
16:12I can't believe he would do this.
16:14Now, if he's trying it with me,
16:16I bet he's trying it with other people.
16:18But my sister...
16:22She took my money.
16:24He really didn't know.
16:26Oh, and you, you let your mate take the rap for it, yeah?
16:30I bet you put her up to do it, didn't you?
16:32No.
16:33Getting Cindy to steal from me.
16:35Phil.
16:36I bet you've been laughing at me for all these months.
16:38No, Phil, no. Ian wouldn't do that.
16:40Getting a kid to do that.
16:41Phil, I swear to you.
16:42Yeah, and Phil believes you.
16:43And he's grateful you brought his money back.
16:49Yeah, well, you're lucky.
16:51You're lucky I'm in a good mood.
16:53Now, go on, sling your hook.
16:55Carry her.
17:00There was a time you would have put his head straight down the toilet.
17:05You, er...
17:07You didn't finish what you were saying.
17:10Do I really have to spell it out?
17:20I know I said that you could come in and sign a contract,
17:23but I can't let you live there if someone's already living there.
17:26Well, they weren't living there earlier, or...
17:29Yes, yes, I know it's not good for me, it's my fault, but...
17:32Could you just hang on a second, please?
17:35Hello?
17:37Hi, I'm terribly sorry, this must be so frustrating for you.
17:40It's, um, Gregory Street, yeah?
17:43OK, well, I have another two-bedroom flat there.
17:46Yeah, you will love it, trust me.
17:52Got any crisps?
17:53Of course we've got some crisps.
17:54Do you want me to get you some crisps?
17:55Let the boy get his own crisps.
17:57Get the lady a book, will you?
17:58Pass the mug.
18:01If he was the one in Afghanistan,
18:02he shouldn't be outside the base cooking his dinner every time.
18:05Jake's exactly the same with Bella.
18:06Spoils her rotter.
18:08Come on, boys and the mums, dads and the daughters.
18:11On the house.
18:14Here.
18:15Early.
18:16You never told me you had no brother.
18:19He come in today with his dog,
18:22oh, he's very lovely,
18:23but hardly appropriate for an establishment what does laundry.
18:27And he tells me he's taken over as landlord here.
18:30Yeah, he said he came in with Lady Di.
18:33That's the dog, Lady Di.
18:35The royal family was hardly put on earth for your cheap mockery.
18:40No, it's my mum, she loves Lady Di.
18:41Got a wedding mug and everything.
18:43People around here lay flowers for her,
18:46can hardly be very pleased.
18:48Then they'll be happy to see her memory live on.
18:50Well, I reckon she ought to be left to rest in peace.
18:53She's my wife, Linda.
18:55How many more of them are there?
18:57We look like flies, ain't we?
18:59Let me get you a drink, dog.
19:01Mrs. Brannan, if you don't mind.
19:04And I'm not that parched.
19:11Right then, please.
19:14Must have a good-looking guy working behind the bar for a change.
19:17That ain't really my thing, mate.
19:18What isn't?
19:20Compliments.
19:24Right, I've caught up with the invoices, need to get them in post.
19:27Oh, thanks.
19:39Excuse me.
19:41What do you think you're doing?
19:43Well, it's probably best for Janine.
19:44You know, if she's planning on keeping this place open,
19:47which she is planning on.
19:50Yeah.
19:52Oh, and, um, there's going to be one more change around here.
19:59Right, what's happening?
20:02Right, you lose a game,
20:05you walk around.
20:06OK.
20:08It's going to be a cheap evening, isn't it, eh?
20:10It'll be all right. He's got a hotel life, that's quite what it's all about.
20:12Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you know that.
20:13He's a five-star, that B&B.
20:15He's fancy going down to catch a boy.
20:17Right, if you miss a shot, I hope you have a drink.
20:20I hope the guy's got an underwear.
20:21Are you getting my boy drunk?
20:23Now, now, Wonder Woman.
20:24Pass some pints, it's a bloke thing.
20:26Right, boys, watch and learn, watch and learn.
20:28Here we go.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:31Oh, oh, now.
20:33Go on, girl, go on.
20:35Yeah!
20:36Ha, ha, ha!
20:38Great thing, yeah?
20:39Yeah.
20:40Right, go on, another one.
20:41Step up.
20:42There you go.
20:43Step up.
20:44Easy.
20:45Watch your eyes.
20:46Woo!
20:50Roxy.
20:51It's what I call you.
20:53Is it true?
21:00Right, I'm off.
21:01See you in the morning, boss.
21:03Well, listen, I've got to sit here.
21:04Maybe then we can work out which one of those empty flats you want me to keep it on.
21:08I'm sure we'll work something out.
21:10Yeah.
21:12This is for you.
21:13I'd like to say thank you for keeping up the washing.
21:15Woo!
21:16Woo!
21:17What's happened?
21:19Oh, it was nothing.
21:20Yeah, most blokes would have stuck around to help me iron it, but, um, maybe next time.
21:24Oh, that's some washing for you, isn't it?
21:26Right, darling, OK.
21:27Right, here we go.
21:28Right, boys.
21:29Bye.
21:30Bye.
21:31Bye.
21:32Right, here we go.
21:33Right, boys.
21:34I thought just because he don't drink, and if we're having a romantic night in...
21:39Oh, I was just telling Linda.
21:41Me and Phil are going to give it another go.
21:43Well, he practically begged me, and it just felt right.
21:47Well, you've got to go with your heart.
21:48I'm sure you'll find someone else, Shirley, even at your age.
21:52I told Phil you'll say yes.
21:54When I turned him down.
21:56Clinging to memories, yeah?
21:57No.
21:58Last Friday.
22:00Some of us don't go back, Sharon.
22:02Even though he practically begged me.
22:13Oi!
22:17Oi!
22:19Can't you see what she's doing?
22:21What I'm doing?
22:22Haven't you got a clutcher on?
22:23She's my sister, Karl.
22:24My sister.
22:25What, do you think I was hoping that she'd jump in her bed and give me a quick one before you got here?
22:28Don't you dare take the mickey out of me!
22:30Well, maybe you'd be back so you could join in.
22:33Get your hands off her!
22:35She's not happy.
22:36She doesn't want you to see me.
22:37I said let her go!
22:43How do you know that?
22:44She told me.
22:45Can't you see what he's doing?
22:47It's convenient, isn't it, that all of a sudden I'm after her.
22:49Oh, I knew you'd deny it.
22:51Do you think I thought I was going to cheat on you and do it with your sister?
22:56Believe what you want.
22:58If you can't trust me, I'm out.
22:59Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
23:02Karl.
23:04Don't play me.
23:05I'm not playing you.
23:07If you want you to tell me about her, she's the mother of all mind games.
23:09Me?
23:11She wouldn't do that.
23:13No?
23:17Not to me.
23:20This is ridiculous.
23:21But who do you believe?
23:23Me?
23:24Or Bear?
23:30I'm no one's second choice.
23:32What's she said?
23:34Oh, you know who I'm talking about, then?
23:35I don't know what she's told you.
23:37You chose her.
23:38Her.
23:40And when she said no, you just thought I'd come running.
23:43We did, didn't you?
23:44Don't laugh at me, Phil.
23:45Sharon, no one's laughing at you.
23:46No, I thought you were serious.
23:47I thought you meant it.
23:48And I do.
23:49What, because you couldn't have what you really wanted?
23:50I don't see what the problem is.
23:52She is!
23:53She's the problem!
23:54This ain't about Shirley, is it?
23:56No, you're right.
23:58You're right, this is about you.
24:00No, it's about us.
24:02And me being stupid enough to trust you.
24:04Sharon.
24:05I'm nobody's rebound.
24:13No.
24:14You're joking.
24:15Yeah.
24:16You see, Phil, he's going to have to give me back all them wages he took off me, you know.
24:18I've got all the people to take it, Cindy.
24:20That's what I'm saying.
24:21Abi and Jay are going to go mad.
24:23No, but do you know what, though?
24:24I'm going to take you somewhere nice.
24:25Somewhere really nice, yeah?
24:28Look, just as friends.
24:31Peter ain't said anything about me and him, has he?
24:33Like why, maybe?
24:36Sit right here.
24:38You all right?
24:40Go on, Johnny!
24:43Here we go, here we go.
24:44Ooh.
24:47Popple.
24:48Ooh.
24:49Oh!
24:50Mayonnaise.
24:51Megan!
24:52You couldn't score on a girl's net, would you?
24:53Come on, come on.
24:54Drink, drink.
24:55I bet you have, don't you?
24:56I've scored on a girl's net before, too.
24:58Twice.
24:59There you go, girl!
25:02I've got a friend coming in.
25:04Whoa, whoa, whoa!
25:06Go on, Sam.
25:09He's got you right where he wants you, hasn't he, eh?
25:12How stupid am I?
25:15After all these years, I still trust you.
25:16I still think you're going to put me first.
25:19He is going to destroy you, Oxley, if I let him.
25:22You know, you were like this with me and Sean.
25:24Sean?
25:25Another one of your great decisions.
25:26I loved him.
25:27I loved him and you couldn't handle it.
25:29What are you talking about? He nearly killed you!
25:31You ruined me and Sean, you ruined me and Alfie.
25:34Alfie?
25:35That was me as well, was it?
25:37Because you're jealous.
25:39You're jealous because I've got a man and you haven't.
25:43You know what, Ron?
25:45You should keep that ring.
25:47I won't.
25:48Yeah?
25:49Because you know something, you and Dad, you're just the same.
26:14I'm okay.
26:25Don't go.
26:34I'm going to check he's all right.
26:35Leave him.
26:36I told you what would happen.
26:38Just leave it there.
26:40Yes.
26:56Was you serious?
26:59I was.
27:06Pretty good looking bomb, that thing.
27:11Yeah, I was serious.
27:25I'm sorry.
27:51Oh, rum.
27:52Rum?
27:53Have some rum.
27:55Here you go, mate.
28:06Well, if I'd have known you wanted some action...
28:12Let me guess what you'd do.
28:15You were taking Roxy to Ibiza.
28:19You surprised her?
28:20Surprised?
28:22You know how she leaves things lying around.
28:24It's not hard to check her bag,
28:26check her phone, check her email.
28:29But don't go packing a toothbrush, yeah?
28:32Because let me promise you one thing, Ronnie.
28:35She won't be getting on that plane.
28:50I'm sorry.
28:51I'm sorry.
28:53I'm sorry.
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