TIME TO PANIC?: Testicle Eating Fish Caught in Another US State

The pacu, a fish native to South America and known for having a set of human-like teeth, has shown up in the US! The fish is slowly but surely getting around, first popping up in Norway, then France, New Jersey and now Washington and other US states! The fish has become infamous from reports that it eats testicles - often it mistakes them for nuts and berries. Guys, keep your pants on.