Roy Roxley is a millionaire farmer and landowner in Norfolk, England. He gets up at 4:30am everyday, and always has his ploughman’s lunch at 12:15pm sharp. He likes John Deere tractors, a skinful of cider on a weekend, and heifers (and women) with great big rumps. Of Norfolk, he says: “No one bother you in Norfolk, they don’t. ‘ent like the city. You can do what you like in the country. You can shag in the street and take all the drugs you want. That you can.”