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00:00Okay, I swear I'm almost done. Just one more teacher and I'll be done with the school registration stuff.
00:05Alice, hurry up. I mean it.
00:08I don't want your stepfather to have to wait for you the first time you meet him.
00:11Come on Miss King. Just a little bump. Something respectable.
00:33No one has to know.
00:41I could help you James, but...
01:02Oh my god. He's doing it with the teacher.
01:11Be quiet.
01:28Alright new girl. Whatever you think you saw, it wasn't that.
01:33Oh yeah? Then what are you doing this for?
01:37That's...unrelated.
01:42Keep your mouth shut. Or I'll make you.
01:45Got it?
01:47Go asshole!
01:48Go asshole!
01:53Now you're just asking for it.
01:59You know you still smell like Miss King's perfume.
02:02Right?
02:03Yeah, I'd take a cold shower and get that off before anyone else catches on.
02:08I shouldn't have expected your dad to teach you any better.
02:25Now he's dead.
02:26And of course I have to teach his useless slob of a daughter how to tell time.
02:40I got lost at the new school. Mom, I'm sorry it won't happen again.
02:43You better thank Mr. Hawthorne later. He's paying for your new fancy school.
02:53But don't get it twisted. You'll always be an outsider in this family.
02:59Just keep your head down low and stay out of trouble. No one's cleaning up after you.
03:18And you must be Alice.
03:20Come on in sweetheart. Welcome to your new home.
03:22Alice, where are your manners? If it weren't for Mr. Hawthorne, you'd still be rotting in the slums.
03:31Apologize.
03:33Sorry. Thank you, Mr. Hawthorne.
03:37That's just my son James. He's a bit of a troublemaker, but he's a good kid at heart.
03:42He just got home from school too, so you guys will meet later at dinner.
03:45You know, Alice, I've always wanted a daughter just like you. Smart, kind.
03:55If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask James. He'll help you out.
03:59That's right. The Hawthorne heir is now your stepbrother.
04:04So you'd better listen to him and behave.
04:07Wait. I'm gonna use the bathroom.
04:10I'm gonna use the bathroom.
04:19It's him.
04:30Cold shower. Just like you asked.
04:34So you're that gold digger's daughter. Huh, Stepsys?
04:40So you're that gold digger's daughter. Huh, Stepsys?
04:46Run rabbit, run. Or I'll catch you.
04:55Why him? Of all people, why is he my stepbrother? I literally caught him with Mrs. King. He's gonna kill me.
05:06Nice of you to join us, James.
05:09This is Alice. This is Eva's daughter. She'll be going to St. Mary's as well. I want you to finally act your age and show her around.
05:18Alice is great. I'm sure you two will get along in no time.
05:25Oh, I think she already knows me pretty well. After all, she's already seen me.
05:31Name tag. His name tag. There was this thing at school and his name is James.
05:40What? They didn't teach you how to swallow in public school? James.
05:50Maybe. But you know, at least I'm not fucking my teacher for grades.
05:55Apparently some kids do that here. But gosh, I can't imagine.
06:00Alice! Language!
06:06Don't worry, Miss Bell. I think we'll get along just fine.
06:16Yo. Notes on every single thing.
06:22What the hell are you doing in my room?
06:24I'm sorry, your room? I don't think anything in this house is yours.
06:32One more time, Bunny.
06:37Keep quiet about the thing with Mrs. King.
06:40And I'll help you out of school. Or else.
06:44Or else what?
06:49God, fucking rich kids.
06:51What are you gonna do? Slap me with a $100 bill?
07:03Really? Still hiding your vibrator underneath your pillow.
07:08What are you, 12?
07:10Give it back, you asshole!
07:14Intro toy for virgins? Really?
07:16No one's ever taken you on a date step, sis?
07:19Do not call me that.
07:21Your mom wanted us to get along.
07:24So...
07:27Why don't we play with this?
07:31You can't scare me with that.
07:37I'm calling your bluff.
07:38Is this what you wanted to see?
07:39Is this what you wanted to see?
07:41Stepbrother?
07:44Don't look at me like that.
07:45Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
07:47Behave.
07:48Oh my god.
07:49Don't look at me like that.
07:51Don't look at me like that.
07:52Or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
07:54Behave.
07:55Don't look at me like that, or next time I'm putting that toy somewhere else.
08:04Behave.
08:18James Hawthorne, you're horrible.
08:25Stop it. You cannot be fantasizing about your step-brother right now.
08:50Have a great day at school. James is outside.
08:53Remember, don't forget to ask him if you need anything, okay?
09:02You're smoking beer?
09:05My dad doesn't give a fuck what I do.
09:07That man only cares about my grades.
09:09So don't think you're getting a free ride just because he said so.
09:12James, you're disgusting! Give it back!
09:24I told you. Keep my secret, and I'll keep yours.
09:27James, I'm throwing a party tonight.
09:42We can go all night, just like we used to.
09:45Oh, and my dad just got a ton of imported wine from France.
09:50It's a limited run. You'll love it.
09:52James, you are such a dick!
09:55I'm sorry. Do I know you?
09:59I'm sorry. Do I know you?
10:00No, no, no, no.
10:02Oh, and...
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