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00:00:00At the park or at the beach

00:00:26At home or on TV

00:00:28Nothing could go wrong when you're with me

00:00:32Catch a ride or catch a whale

00:00:36At home or in LA

00:00:38Nothing could go wrong when you're with me

00:00:42When you let me

00:00:45Baby, baby, close your eyes

00:00:48Baby, baby, don't think twice

00:00:51I want you

00:00:52I want you

00:00:54Baby, baby, close your eyes

00:00:58Baby, baby, don't think twice

00:01:00I want you

00:01:02I want you

00:01:04Baby, baby, close your eyes

00:01:08Baby, baby, don't think twice

00:01:11I want you

00:01:12I want you

00:01:14I want you, want you, want you, want you

00:01:44Good morning. Who are you? Peter Hammer, ma'am. You're 37 minutes late. Oh, yes. The mid-semester transfer from Alhambra High. I was told by our principal that you were going to USC on a scholarship. Yes, ma'am. Biology grant. Nice of you to pay us a visit on your way to fancy academia.

00:02:14Give me a land. This is the communications elective. More like the all other sections were filled, left over elective. Be quiet, Natalia. Am I in the wrong class? You're in the right class. Take a seat and come see me after class. The rest of you, I want ten examples of advertising gimmicks from the 1950s and I'm going to collect these first thing tomorrow morning. I'm going to check out the handouts. No funny business while I'm gone.

00:02:44What? What? Thanks for the sweet table. Nice table. That was sweet of you. Sweet? Last time someone called me sweet was probably never. Sweet. Nice. Same thing. Yeah.

00:03:12Hey, it takes guts transferring mid-semester senior year. I respect that.

00:03:17It's not like I had a choice.

00:03:19Oh, parents. Forgive them for they know not what they do.

00:03:24Psst. I'm trying to focus here.

00:03:30She's the Parasite Queen.

00:03:32A perfect plastic Barbie who wears her dad's credit cards as earrings and has pretty designer clothing on all the time.

00:03:39Like a Paris Hilton?

00:03:41Hmm. I'm going to say it. I actually like Paris Hilton.

00:03:44What?

00:03:44Yeah. I mean, she sued the guy for making the sex tape and then donated all the money to environmental causes.

00:03:49Saving the world one sex tape at a time?

00:03:51I think he's hot.

00:03:56I said I think he's hot.

00:03:59In like an I don't know what's going on kind of vibe.

00:04:02He's going to be a USC nerd for crying out loud.

00:04:05A hot USC nerd. Get into it, Jill.

00:04:09Totally a hot nerd.

00:04:11Nerds are in, Jill. Get into it.

00:04:13You're literally just repeating what she said.

00:04:19Ew. Desperate.

00:04:21He obviously wants you back.

00:04:23So sad.

00:04:25Some people are just stuck in last season.

00:04:28I, however, am all about the future.

00:04:39Hello?

00:04:51Who do you think you are looking for my face?

00:05:05Um, uh, sorry. It was, it was an accident.

00:05:09You were an accident.

00:05:11I don't know what kind of glorified daycare you came from, but here at Kennedy, we come to class on time. Understood?

00:05:17Yes, ma'am. My apologies.

00:05:19Don't yes, ma'am me. I disdain brown-nosers.

00:05:23I own you for the rest of the year.

00:05:25And just like the rest of the class, you owe me a senior project.

00:05:31Uh, yes, ma'am. Uh, Miss Getty.

00:05:34So, think of a topic. Something spectacular.

00:05:37And a title. Topics are due Friday.

00:05:40Get out.

00:05:44Andy! Get in here!

00:05:49Hi.

00:05:51Hi.

00:05:53Hi.

00:05:55Hi.

00:05:57Hi.

00:05:59Hi.

00:06:00I'm Andy.

00:06:01I'm Peter Hammer.

00:06:03Yeah, the transfer from Alhambra High.

00:06:05You're in the same comm class.

00:06:07Oh. Are you here working on your senior project?

00:06:09Yeah.

00:06:10Oh.

00:06:11Senior project blues, huh?

00:06:12Yeah, I'm completely screwed.

00:06:13Oh, no.

00:06:14So, what did you do to get Miss Getty?

00:06:16I didn't do anything. She was assigned to me.

00:06:17If you don't want me to say anything, I won't, alright? But, but like, listen, man, you're going to USC. You're on academic suspension or something.

00:06:24Drugs?

00:06:25Meth.

00:06:26Meth.

00:06:27Meth.

00:06:28You.

00:06:29Do you chase the white tiger?

00:06:30Do I look like I do meth to you?

00:06:31Actually, wait. Don't answer that.

00:06:32Miss Getty is weird.

00:06:33No, it's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. You see it?

00:06:37Hi, Natalia.

00:06:38What do you want, Antti?

00:06:39Oh! Hey, new guy.

00:06:40Hello.

00:06:41Hi.

00:06:42I'm here.

00:06:43Hi.

00:06:44Hi.

00:06:45Hello.

00:06:46Hi.

00:06:47Hi.

00:06:48Hi.

00:06:49Oh.

00:06:50Hey, Natalia.

00:06:51What do you want, Antti?

00:06:52Oh, hey, new guy.

00:06:54Hello.

00:06:55Hi.

00:06:56Hi.

00:06:57Hi.

00:06:58Hi.

00:06:59Hi.

00:07:00Hi.

00:07:01Hi.

00:07:02Hi.

00:07:03Hi.

00:07:04Hi.

00:07:05Hi.

00:07:06Hi.

00:07:07Peter.

00:07:08Peter.

00:07:09What do you think I should get my dad, Prada or LV?

00:07:14Nah, see, me?

00:07:15I would've...

00:07:16No.

00:07:17Not you, Andy.

00:07:18Oh, um...

00:07:19Yeah, you should.

00:07:20I don't really know.

00:07:21I don't shop much.

00:07:22You don't?

00:07:23I don't buy stuff.

00:07:25People buy stuff for me.

00:07:27But good luck shopping for your dad.

00:07:32Thanks.

00:07:37That was hot.

00:07:39He's a badass.

00:07:40Um, seriously.

00:07:41Be like Andy.

00:07:43Jill, just do your copies.

00:07:46Point of homework.

00:07:48It's like, I'm home.

00:07:49Why am I working?

00:07:50I don't know.

00:07:51So strange.

00:07:52So strange.

00:07:54This girl, this girl.

00:07:56Jilly Bear.

00:07:58I need you to do me a favor.

00:08:00Of course.

00:08:01Anything.

00:08:02I need you to get intel on the hot new guy.

00:08:05I want to know what he likes, what he doesn't like, where he lives.

00:08:08Anything else you can find out.

00:08:10So you want me to go undercover?

00:08:12Yes.

00:08:13Like 21 Jump Street.

00:08:15Cool.

00:08:19Okay.

00:08:20Bye.

00:08:21Bye.

00:08:22Oh, okay.

00:08:24Bye, Natalia.

00:08:26Hey, Natalia.

00:08:28Isn't espionage a little tacky for you?

00:08:30No pretending to have new friends at all?

00:08:32Okay, you're one to talk about pretending, Spencer.

00:08:36You're the one who pretended to be my boyfriend before coming out as gay.

00:08:41Do you know how embarrassing that is for me?

00:08:44How is that embarrassing for you?

00:08:53So, uh, you live around here?

00:08:56Yeah, I'm nearby.

00:08:58Nah, like most of us.

00:09:00That's cool.

00:09:01Hey, by any chance, you want cookies?

00:09:03Cause, uh, how far you walk every day?

00:09:05Uh, Sam!

00:09:06Whoa!

00:09:11Please!

00:09:12You okay?

00:09:13Yeah.

00:09:14Looks like everyone's a klutz today.

00:09:15Yeah.

00:09:17That's very sweet of you.

00:09:19Wow.

00:09:20Wow.

00:09:21These are some amazing doodles.

00:09:23Oh, well, they're sketches, but thanks.

00:09:28I want to be a fashion designer, so these are for the senior project.

00:09:32Oh, uh, fashion's your topic?

00:09:34It is.

00:09:35How we communicate in an eco-friendly manner through what we wear.

00:09:38I wrote my design school essay on that topic as well.

00:09:41So, uh, Miss Gatti's a fan of that, uh, senior project, huh?

00:09:45Yeah, she makes it seem like the be-all, end-all, but it really doesn't matter that much.

00:09:50It's just I'm really looking forward to USC.

00:09:53It may mean staying in one place more than six months.

00:09:55Moving sucks.

00:09:57Yeah, it does.

00:10:01Hey!

00:10:03Do you want me to walk you home?

00:10:05Uh, thanks, but I need to stop at the store.

00:10:08Uh-huh.

00:10:09You sure about that?

00:10:10Cause, you know, I could protect you.

00:10:12From what?

00:10:13Kenny High's resident stalker.

00:10:15Yo, listen, man, I am like the authority of everyone and everything at Kennedy.

00:10:23That's because you stalk people.

00:10:24Man, alright, I'm serious, alright?

00:10:26Listen, listen, okay?

00:10:27Check this out.

00:10:28You know Sylvester Stallone, ex-wife, lives here?

00:10:30Alone.

00:10:31Did you know that?

00:10:32Oh, okay, stop.

00:10:33This house right here?

00:10:34Man, when you're walking home, make sure you be careful, man.

00:10:36I'm telling you.

00:10:37It's some people that moved into that house.

00:10:40Whoo!

00:10:41These people are Russian mobsters.

00:10:44They're just slinging guns and drugs.

00:10:48That's where I live.

00:10:54Mom, I'm home.

00:11:06Mom, you're in here?

00:11:27This is your room?

00:11:30Uh, no, this is just a video game chamber.

00:11:33Just for video games?

00:11:34Bro, so that means your room is what?

00:11:36What, twice as big?

00:11:37Oh, you gotta let me see it.

00:11:38Uh, what's your favorite video game?

00:11:40Oh, man, I don't really, I don't really have a favorite video game.

00:11:43I'm not really much of a gamer, you know?

00:11:45But you gotta let me tour that room.

00:11:50Oh, oh, no.

00:11:53Is this a Super Nintendo?

00:11:54Yeah.

00:11:55Oh, my God.

00:11:57I swear, I love Nintendo.

00:11:59Like, that's my favorite games.

00:12:00I was gonna get Nintendo tattooed on me.

00:12:02Oh, my goodness!

00:12:04You just said let's play, and now you're about to lose, and you're getting all emotional.

00:12:22All you're doing is blocking and jumping.

00:12:23No!

00:12:24What is that?

00:12:25Listen, alright?

00:12:26I wish there was like a barrier, right here.

00:12:28Like a little glass wall or something.

00:12:29Ah!

00:12:30Ah!

00:12:31Oh, my goodness!

00:12:34Bro, I cannot believe I'm winning this game.

00:12:36I've never even played this before.

00:12:37Me neither.

00:12:38What?

00:12:39It's your game.

00:12:40I just haven't played it in a while.

00:12:41Yeah, right?

00:12:42Okay.

00:12:43Ah!

00:12:44Yes!

00:12:45Oh!

00:12:46What?

00:12:47Whoo!

00:12:48Alright.

00:12:49Two more time.

00:12:50Let's go to the kitchen.

00:12:51Um.

00:12:52Um.

00:12:53Um.

00:12:54Mm-hmm.

00:12:55Come to me.

00:13:00Mm-hmm.

00:13:01Please, put those back.

00:13:04Bro, oh, my goodness.

00:13:06This ice cream is on a whole other level, man.

00:13:10I swear, I've never had potato ice cream before ever.

00:13:13Who knew they had leeches, lobster, ice cream?

00:13:16Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:13:17Hey, that is not a way to treat a guest.

00:13:19Look, if you want ice cream, let's go to the market, and I'll get you a cart full.

00:13:23Man, I don't underst...

00:13:25I don't understand, alright?

00:13:26What about you in your house?

00:13:28Hold on.

00:13:29I'll have to call you back.

00:13:30Okay?

00:13:31Sounds good.

00:13:32Uh, hello, Mrs. Hammer.

00:13:35I'm Andy.

00:13:37Nice to meet you.

00:13:39Um.

00:13:40I'm sorry.

00:13:42I thought we had an agreement no friends over.

00:13:45It's fine today, but he's coming back next week, so don't make it a habit.

00:13:49And guys, let's clean up whatever's going on here.

00:13:58Yo, uh, you want to tell me what just happened?

00:14:02Uh.

00:14:09Alright, look, here's the deal.

00:14:12Please don't tell anybody, but this isn't my house.

00:14:17My mom is the new live-in maid, and she works for this billionaire.

00:14:22So we get to stay here for free.

00:14:25Uh, so like, where's this billionaire at now?

00:14:29He's probably somewhere in the south of France on a super-yacht.

00:14:32Look, man, your secret is safe from me, alright?

00:14:35But by my calculations, that gives us more than enough time to eat this ice cream and replace it before he gets back.

00:14:41Let's go, man.

00:14:43But hey, you know this, like, makes us best friends now, right?

00:14:50Alright?

00:14:51So, I'm gonna need you to put it there.

00:14:54Right there.

00:14:55Come on, don't leave me hanging.

00:14:56Turn it into a punch after a long time.

00:14:58Come on, don't leave me hanging.

00:14:59There it is.

00:15:00Alright, man, grab a spoon, bro.

00:15:02And I'll share this billion-dollar ice cream with you.

00:15:07Andy.

00:15:10Yeah?

00:15:11I heard his dad is a gangster.

00:15:13A gangster?

00:15:14Like Tony Montana.

00:15:16So what's he like?

00:15:17Is he like an average dad, or is he a hot gangster nerd dad?

00:15:20Who's a hot gangster nerd dad?

00:15:22There you are.

00:15:23Yeah, she was asking me if your dad would...

00:15:26Oh, my God!

00:15:28I know you've been having a hard time adjusting,

00:15:30so I got you something.

00:15:32My dad wanted the one with the stripes,

00:15:34so this one was leftover.

00:15:35Wow, snake skin.

00:15:37How did you know that?

00:15:39Uh, I guess it's just a hobby of mine.

00:15:42Oh, Andy, be a doll and give us a little bit of privacy.

00:15:46Privacy?

00:15:47Oh, no, I'm sorry, I do apologize.

00:15:49I can't do that, you know, privacy.

00:15:50This is my bro right here.

00:15:51There's no privacy between...

00:15:52Okay, the vending machine is spitting out free snacks.

00:15:54I'll be back.

00:15:55Alright, alright.

00:15:57It's a little stronger than you look.

00:15:59Thanks.

00:16:04Did you just get voted off the island?

00:16:06Are you jealous?

00:16:08Please.

00:16:09I thought the Ice Queen was saving herself for an imaginary reunion with Spencer.

00:16:13Spencer?

00:16:14Yo, this dude has got balls.

00:16:16Like, I mean, his dad is running from public office and he decides to come out now?

00:16:20No, that couldn't be me.

00:16:22And then this guy over here, man, you know he has a home theater with video games?

00:16:27Like, every single video game that you could even imagine.

00:16:30And then he took me to the kitchen?

00:16:32Girl, the kitchen got so much...

00:16:33You ramble a lot.

00:16:35It's like, I can't believe your dog is named Alexander Wang.

00:16:38That's effing Brills.

00:16:39Do you think it's Brills, Peter?

00:16:44Hello, Earth to Peter.

00:16:46Yes, uh, very effing Brill.

00:16:49Sorry, I'm probably boring you with all my fashion talk.

00:16:52Um, why did you send Andy away?

00:16:56It's like in science, okay?

00:16:59Hot, cool animals hang out with other hot, cool animals.

00:17:03Swans don't hang out with bears because bears are annoying and ugly.

00:17:07That's probably because they'd be eaten almost immediately.

00:17:10Exactly.

00:17:12Do you want Andy to eat you?

00:17:14The point is that you are a hot nerd and I want you to hang out with us.

00:17:19Because you're hot!

00:17:24Um, I'll think about it.

00:17:28You're always thinking.

00:17:40Hey!

00:17:42Are you in the spirit realm?

00:17:45Or are you in the earthy realm?

00:17:47Oh, my bad.

00:17:50Spirit.

00:17:51Spirit.

00:17:53I'm lying in Shavasana.

00:17:55The most important pose in yoga, so quiet.

00:17:58Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

00:17:59Shavasana for Shavasana.

00:18:02Alright, I'll tell you what.

00:18:03Let me know when you get back, alright?

00:18:05I'm so sorry.

00:18:06I didn't...

00:18:07You got a little chip on your head.

00:18:09Please, man.

00:18:10You know, I'm just trying to help.

00:18:11I'm just trying to help.

00:18:12I got you.

00:18:13I got you.

00:18:25So, can you give me like a... like an ETA or like a rough?

00:18:28What do you want, Andy?

00:18:30So, man.

00:18:31What's your topic for Senior Project, huh?

00:18:33I still haven't decided.

00:18:34Stop.

00:18:35I'm sorry.

00:18:36I still haven't decided.

00:18:37So, like, are you jealous of Natalia and Peter?

00:18:40Seriously?

00:18:41You sitting up?

00:18:42What do either of those questions even have to do with you, man?

00:18:44Yo, man, listen.

00:18:45Everyone's been acting so weird since he got here.

00:18:47Listen, dude.

00:18:48The girls are just bored.

00:18:50That's it.

00:18:55Yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:18:57Okay, now.

00:18:58Are you ready?

00:18:59Uh-huh.

00:19:00Take a deep breath in.

00:19:03Let it out.

00:19:06And slowly lie back with your palms facing up, okay?

00:19:09Palms.

00:19:14Alright, let's all break up into small groups and start declaring topics.

00:19:26Peter?

00:19:27Can I join your group?

00:19:29Um, actually, we work better if we're just keeping the group small.

00:19:33One more person doesn't make it that much bigger.

00:19:35It really does, actually.

00:19:37Palms?

00:19:38Yes, Natalia?

00:19:39I don't have a group.

00:19:40Uh, why don't you join Mr. Hammerstein's group then?

00:19:44Okay.

00:19:47Oh, Spencer.

00:19:48Perfect.

00:19:49Take a seat.

00:19:51If the universe will set.

00:19:52Who's first?

00:19:53Um, well, I will be doing a fashion show that features eco-friendly, affordable clothing for the high school students.

00:20:01Natalia, you forgot to include me in your group like we discussed.

00:20:04Yeah, Jill, about that.

00:20:06Peter here is my new fashion assistant, so you're no longer necessary.

00:20:16Damn, another one bites the dust.

00:20:18Okay, who's next?

00:20:20I'll go.

00:20:21I'll be doing a fashion show as well, but I'm going to be doing real fashion.

00:20:25High fashion, not weirdo fashion.

00:20:27Wow, you really are a demon from hell.

00:20:29You just flat out stole my idea.

00:20:31Um, excuse you?

00:20:32You didn't invent fashion shows.

00:20:34You're just afraid of my impeccable taste.

00:20:37Are they going to fight?

00:20:38Yeah.

00:20:39Fashion brings out the worst in them.

00:20:40I'm afraid of the holes that you're going to have to cut in the back of the clothing to make room for all your demon bitchwigs to just pop out!

00:20:45Um, Samantha, you can watch your language.

00:20:48And you can both do fashion shows.

00:20:51You just have to communicate your ideas clearly.

00:20:54Who's next, Spencer?

00:20:55Well, I am going to make a cookbook for my Alva Lacto vegetarian recipes.

00:21:00Is that a Star Trek thing?

00:21:02No, man.

00:21:03It means he doesn't eat meat, but he still eats animal products like, you know, honey, eggs, milk.

00:21:08It's simple, Peter.

00:21:09Nothing with a face.

00:21:10That sounds delightful.

00:21:12All right, Andy, what's yours?

00:21:14Uh, oh, I am doing a documentary about my friends.

00:21:18Who are your friends?

00:21:19We're his friends.

00:21:20Yeah, they're my friends.

00:21:21Um, it's going to be a reflection of high school before, you know, reality hits.

00:21:27Good luck with that.

00:21:28And Mr. Hammerstein.

00:21:30Hammer.

00:21:31Well, what is your topic?

00:21:33I didn't, uh, think of anything.

00:21:35You mean you don't have one after I specifically told you you needed one to buy today?

00:21:41Um, yeah, I have one here somewhere.

00:21:45Oh, did you take these?

00:21:48Yes.

00:21:49They're really, really good.

00:21:51You know, I dabbled in photography myself.

00:21:54You better do an incredible job.

00:21:57Don't disappoint me.

00:21:59All right, everybody.

00:22:01No, you cannot-

00:22:02I don't know anything about photography.

00:22:04Don't worry, there's great iPhone apps for that.

00:22:07I don't have an iPhone.

00:22:09You still got apps.

00:22:10Remember, the senior project is worth two-thirds of your grade.

00:22:14So if you don't pass, you don't graduate.

00:22:17Have a nice day.

00:22:23Sam, look, uh, I may need you to write me a poem that you can actually read at my funeral.

00:22:31What, do you have like a fatal illness, like one of those Lifetime movies?

00:22:34Uh, yes, I do.

00:22:37The, uh, pressure of the senior project has caused a fatal ulcer.

00:22:42I may not make it to graduation.

00:22:44Hmm, lucky you.

00:22:45Oh, come on, I was kidding.

00:22:48Look, I'm sorry I hung out with her, okay?

00:22:53She did something nice, and I felt like I had to be nice back to her.

00:22:56Yeah, I guess you're right.

00:22:58I'd much rather you not cross over into bitch mode.

00:23:01Okay.

00:23:02Look, since we're already walking, do you want to come over?

00:23:05Somebody followed me home the other day.

00:23:06It was kind of scary.

00:23:07Wait, someone followed you in this neighborhood?

00:23:09Yeah.

00:23:10He's probably at my fridge right now.

00:23:13Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

00:23:23Breaking and entering for Haagen-Dazs, that's just sad, Andy.

00:23:27Yeah, but you haven't tried this new flavor of Lynch's lobster.

00:23:30You know what, though?

00:23:32I can't really blame him.

00:23:33This place is kind of incredible.

00:23:35You know, Peter doesn't really lick...

00:23:38That, um, Peter doesn't really live that extravagantly.

00:23:44It's, uh, it's normally his father.

00:23:47Yeah, so, um, hey, you guys wanna go do some work or something like that?

00:23:56Do you think Miss Getty really wants us all to fail?

00:23:59Of course she does.

00:24:00She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.

00:24:02This one time I saw her spill her frappuccino all over my college portfolio sketches.

00:24:07She didn't even say sorry.

00:24:09She'll do anything to be sure that I don't go to fashion school.

00:24:12You're gonna strike that from the record, right, Andy?

00:24:15Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Strike, strike that.

00:24:20I have to graduate.

00:24:22I don't know anything about photography.

00:24:25Okay, well, let's figure this out.

00:24:27There has to be something interesting that you can photograph.

00:24:32Buildings?

00:24:34Oceans?

00:24:36How about you photograph your bugs?

00:24:49See, it's weird.

00:24:51You guys saw them. Let's go back downstairs.

00:24:53No, really.

00:24:55Tell me.

00:24:57Why do you collect bugs?

00:25:00Okay, well, um, these aren't just any bugs.

00:25:10Their masters are camouflaged.

00:25:12They can fit in anywhere and disappear when they want to.

00:25:15Well, I'm not gonna lie. It's kind of gross, but, uh, I don't know. It's actually kind of cool.

00:25:29Um, I think you just found your senior project.

00:25:34Um, I think you just found your senior project.

00:25:51Yo, this documentary's for a senior project, right?

00:25:53Uh, yeah. Miss Getty said it was cool.

00:25:58Miss Getty, I swear to God, she'll do anything to get in my pants.

00:26:02Shut up, man!

00:26:04Dude, you don't even realize, bro.

00:26:06Like, I swear to God, she hasn't been laid since at least the 94 Guns N' Roses store.

00:26:10What?

00:26:11I'm not joking.

00:26:12You're gonna edit that out, right?

00:26:13Uh, yeah.

00:26:14Better.

00:26:15So, uh, what is this concoction?

00:26:20That is vegetarian meatloaf.

00:26:21Oh, interesting.

00:26:23Um, why have you chosen this dish?

00:26:28Well, my dad, for some reason, likes meatloaf and hates the fact that I'm a vegetarian.

00:26:33So, vegetarian meatloaf.

00:26:35So, uh, what, do you just do everything to spite your dad?

00:26:38No, actually.

00:26:40But that asshole wants me to go to Georgetown and become some politician or something.

00:26:45All I really want to do is go to Nepal and find my spiritual awakening.

00:26:48So, uh, what's stopping you?

00:26:51Well, in order to go on a spiritual awakening, you need cash flow.

00:26:55And I won't have cash unless I get my trust fund, and he won't give me my trust fund unless...

00:27:00I gotcha.

00:27:02Good.

00:27:03Now, you need to be sage because you're experiencing some negative energy.

00:27:08You're messing up.

00:27:09This is my school shirt, bro.

00:27:10What the fuck?

00:27:11So, the name of my new fashion show is...

00:27:12Drumroll, please.

00:27:13Oh, my God.

00:27:14Genius.

00:27:15I love it.

00:27:16No, I meant, like, actually do a drumroll for the announcement.

00:27:17Oh.

00:27:18I can't.

00:27:19I just got my nails done.

00:27:20It's called Hot Nerd.

00:27:21I named it after my new assistant, Peter Hammer, and his dad, who are both hot nerds.

00:27:22I'm having trouble picturing this.

00:27:23Yeah.

00:27:24Okay.

00:27:25Well, for inspiration, I've compiled photos of some of the hottest nerds of all time.

00:27:28Isaac Newton.

00:27:29Albert Einstein.

00:27:30Yum.

00:27:31Christopher Lloyd.

00:27:32Okay, but no.

00:27:33Christopher Lloyd.

00:27:34Christopher Lloyd.

00:27:35Oh, I need to take my favorite announcement.

00:27:37Oh, I can't.

00:27:38I just got my nails done.

00:27:39It's called Hot Nerd.

00:27:40I named it after my new assistant, Peter Hammer, and his dad.

00:27:41Who are both hot nerds.

00:27:42I'm having trouble picturing this.

00:27:43Yeah.

00:27:44Okay.

00:27:45Well, for inspiration, I've compiled photos of some of the hottest nerds of all time.

00:27:51Isaac Newton.

00:27:52Albert Einstein.

00:27:53Yum.

00:27:54Christopher Lloyd.

00:27:55Christopher Lloyd.

00:27:56Okay, but no.

00:27:57Christopher Lloyd is not a nerd.

00:27:59He is an actor from the 80s.

00:28:01I hate this school.

00:28:09Total psychopath.

00:28:12She's a little odd.

00:28:20Jill?

00:28:25Is it that awful Natalia girl?

00:28:34I've seen the way that she treats you.

00:28:36You know, they used to bully me in high school.

00:28:39Boy, did they regret it.

00:28:44You can outsmart them.

00:28:48I can show you how.

00:28:55I don't know.

00:29:11Mr. Verify.

00:29:12Mr. Butterfly?

00:29:21Hello?

00:29:24Hello?

00:29:25Mr. Butterfly?

00:29:35Okay! Okay!

00:29:38What?!

00:29:40Relax! Relax, it's just me!

00:29:44Man, I just wanted to catch you in your natural habitat!

00:29:47What?!

00:29:48My bad, man! I didn't mean to spook you!

00:29:50Really?

00:29:51Because you're running around in the middle of a jungle,

00:29:53wearing a Wookiee suit, making growling noises!

00:29:55You are bound to spook somebody!

00:29:58First off, I wasn't gurgling, alright?

00:29:59My stomach was growling because I didn't eat my burrito

00:30:01like I always do this morning.

00:30:03Anyways, what do you think of this suit, huh?

00:30:06Huh?

00:30:07You know, my brother used to use this for paintballing.

00:30:09Quick lesson in boundaries.

00:30:11Using a military suit,

00:30:13using tactical strategies,

00:30:14running around the forest,

00:30:15looking like a...

00:30:16Whatever that is!

00:30:18Look, I'm calling the police next time.

00:30:20Man, if you call the cops on me, they'll never find me!

00:30:22I masked this whole thing as dog shit,

00:30:25so that even if the police were to come here,

00:30:27they gonna think they following the person,

00:30:28they gonna end up following some dog

00:30:29and just took a shit!

00:30:31They'll never find me!

00:30:32Invisible, bro.

00:30:34What is wrong with you?

00:30:35I got some great footage of you, bro.

00:30:37Thought you was about to cry.

00:30:38Dude, I shit my pants.

00:30:39You look so adorable.

00:30:40They have macro lenses and apps

00:30:44that are literally for close photography.

00:30:46Man, I'm telling you,

00:30:47she won't know the difference.

00:30:48Shut up, wood monster.

00:30:50Whoa, man.

00:30:51Sensing some serious negative energy going on over there.

00:30:53Let's cut it out, yeah?

00:30:54It's not coming from me.

00:30:55My energy is always not negative.

00:30:58Plus, I'm so excited about my fashion show,

00:31:00you guys will never guess what my new title is.

00:31:04Hmm, is it Hot Nerd?

00:31:06Spencer, it is really creepy when you do that weird

00:31:09reading people's minds thing.

00:31:11Natalia, we dated for almost a year.

00:31:13Yeah, but it doesn't count because now you're gay.

00:31:15Okay, can we just get this over with, please?

00:31:18Yes, great idea, Sam.

00:31:20Everyone, we're gonna give a one-minute summary of our research.

00:31:23Go.

00:31:24Okay, does anyone have a timer?

00:31:26Oh, oh my goodness.

00:31:27I just remembered I have something way better than that.

00:31:32That's right.

00:31:33Dude, what the hell are you doing with that?

00:31:34It's an alarm cock.

00:31:36Found it next to your grandma's teeth.

00:31:38Bro, you obviously have an issue with invading people's privacy.

00:31:41I'm sorry, what is that?

00:31:43An alarm cock.

00:31:45Okay, so it's like to simulate like a rooster,

00:31:47like crowing to wake you up,

00:31:49but for like the heavy sleepers,

00:31:51it has dysvibrating mode.

00:31:53Okay, that's disgusting.

00:31:55Maybe it belongs to Spencer.

00:31:57Uh-oh, hey.

00:31:58Seriously, Natalia?

00:31:59Watch out, watch out.

00:32:01Okay, you know what?

00:32:02I think I've gotten everything that I need from this meeting.

00:32:05So, uh, bye guys.

00:32:09Got something on your shoulder.

00:32:10Where is she going?

00:32:11What?

00:32:12I think she wants his rooster.

00:32:14Not on my watch.

00:32:16I'm getting my man.

00:32:18All right.

00:32:25Oh, oh my god.

00:32:26It's like this thing has a mind of its toes.

00:32:29So, uh, how's your senior project coming along?

00:32:31So great, in fact,

00:32:32that staying here with Bitch and Doofus

00:32:34is actually a total waste of time.

00:32:36Hey, um, do you want to go to the zoo?

00:32:43It could be really good for your senior project.

00:32:46Yeah, sure.

00:32:47Peter!

00:32:48Are you ready for a shopping trip?

00:32:51Remember, you promised me.

00:32:53That's right, yeah.

00:32:55Fashion assistant.

00:32:57I forgot.

00:32:58I booked the whole store

00:33:00and I don't want to keep anyone waiting.

00:33:02Of course you don't.

00:33:04Have fun.

00:33:12So they shut down the whole store for you?

00:33:14Of course.

00:33:15I can't shop with other people around.

00:33:16It's distracting.

00:33:21Let me know if you need anything, okay?

00:33:23Um, this isn't perignon.

00:33:25What are you trying to feed me?

00:33:28Yeah, actually, my manager says

00:33:30I can't serve to underage customers anymore.

00:33:32I'm so sorry about that.

00:33:34Okay, well, you don't tell your manager

00:33:36and I won't tell everyone

00:33:38that your mom got alopecia

00:33:39when the housing market crashed

00:33:40and then she filed for bankruptcy

00:33:42leaving you guys broke

00:33:43so you had to get a job as a sales girl here.

00:33:46Now go get me the real stuff.

00:33:52Thanks.

00:33:54Um, that was a bit harsh.

00:33:56She needed a reminder

00:33:57of where she stands on the food chain.

00:33:59Okay, ready?

00:34:02No, no, no.

00:34:03You know what would make this picture better?

00:34:06Me.

00:34:07One, two, three.

00:34:09Three.

00:34:18Don't you think this is all a bit much?

00:34:20Renting out a whole store

00:34:21and spending all this money?

00:34:25What's the problem?

00:34:26Do you hate the clothes?

00:34:28No, I think it's wasteful.

00:34:32Oh.

00:34:33Today is a special day.

00:34:35Is it Spoiled Rich Girl Day?

00:34:44Look, I'm sorry.

00:34:45No, no, no.

00:34:46No, it's fine.

00:34:47It is a Spoiled Rich Girl Day

00:34:49and it just happens to be

00:34:51this Spoiled Rich Girl's 18th birthday.

00:34:55Nobody remembered?

00:34:57None of my friends from school.

00:35:00Not psychotic Jill,

00:35:01not even my father

00:35:02who is on a business trip

00:35:04in Reno.

00:35:06Which is just code for

00:35:07with his skanky casino mistress.

00:35:09So, jackpot.

00:35:11I'm here spending his money.

00:35:16Hey, don't cry.

00:35:18My therapist says that I have OCD

00:35:20or something

00:35:21or like an addiction problem

00:35:23or a compulsion problem

00:35:24or whatever.

00:35:28But really, it's just daddy issues.

00:35:30Can we just finish out the year?

00:35:36See, that's the thing.

00:35:39Everybody thinks I'm stupid.

00:35:43I'm not stupid.

00:35:44Hey, hey.

00:35:45Nobody thinks you're stupid.

00:35:47I'm stupid.

00:35:48Sam thinks I'm stupid.

00:35:51I'm sorry.

00:35:52I'm not as talented as her.

00:35:53Okay?

00:35:53Not everybody can be talented

00:35:55all the time.

00:36:06I snorted on the cashmere.

00:36:07Mom.

00:36:25I hope it's what you were looking for.

00:36:28Just this once, you can come over next to me.

00:36:34Really?

00:36:35And look at them.

00:36:36Really?

00:36:37Yeah, of course.

00:36:38Alright, not too close.

00:36:39Alright.

00:36:39That's perfect.

00:36:40Great.

00:36:40That's great.

00:36:41Okay, so this picture.

00:36:43This is Natalia with Peter

00:36:44and they were at the Sen boutique

00:36:46and they were trying on clothes.

00:36:48Oh!

00:36:48It seems that they're

00:36:51plagiarized.

00:36:52Yes.

00:36:52They can't do that.

00:36:53They can't.

00:36:53No.

00:36:54I mean, am I wrong?

00:36:55Am I right?

00:36:56No, you're not.

00:36:57No, you're not wrong.

00:36:58I mean, no, I'm right.

00:36:59Okay, so she's trying on clothes.

00:37:02Oh, this is amazing!

00:37:05Well, excellent.

00:37:07Would you like to, uh,

00:37:09stamp my pad?

00:37:11Go ahead.

00:37:12Just, just, yeah.

00:37:15Oh, it's good.

00:37:16It feels good.

00:37:17Don't really haunt.

00:37:18You know, just, yeah.

00:37:20Yeah, that's it.

00:37:21It's just like what I imagined

00:37:22drugs to be like.

00:37:23Yes.

00:37:24Yes, I know.

00:37:26What's up, Sam?

00:37:28What the hell are you both doing here?

00:37:30Well, we're here to do the senior project

00:37:32considering we didn't do it at all earlier.

00:37:34Yo, are you guys really sure you want to do this?

00:37:36Natalia said that eco-friendly-

00:37:39Can you stop talking about Peter

00:37:40for like 30 seconds, please?

00:37:42You can be such a royal hemorrhoid sometimes.

00:37:44Dude, what is up your ass today?

00:37:46Okay, I just thought maybe he would be over

00:37:48the whole bitches with money thing,

00:37:49but no, he fell into Natalia's trap

00:37:51just like everybody else.

00:37:52Natalia is a master seducer

00:37:55and she did the exact same thing to me.

00:37:57Hey, if it means anything,

00:37:59I think Peter digs you way more than Natalia.

00:38:02Yeah, and you know that because

00:38:03you're his, what, supposed best friend?

00:38:05Uh, duh.

00:38:08Oh, guys, I think it's me.

00:38:10Who's hitting you, bro?

00:38:11Who's that?

00:38:12It says unknown.

00:38:19What is it?

00:38:20What?

00:38:21I'm in a babbling brook.

00:38:24I'm in a babbling brook.

00:38:25Why are you in a babbling brook?

00:38:26I'm a babbling brook.

00:38:27Yo, what happened?

00:38:29I'm a babbling brook.

00:38:30Yo, y'all are acting like y'all just seen Voldemar.

00:38:32I'm a babbling brook.

00:38:33You know her goal in life is to make me miserable.

00:38:49And get in the way of my happiness.

00:38:52Yeah, but Spencer downstairs will tell you that happiness

00:38:58comes from the inside.

00:39:04Well, he's read too many cell phones.

00:39:12He just snotted on a shower curtain.

00:39:22Listen, look, Natalia's not that out to get you.

00:39:25Like, you gotta understand, she's all about image.

00:39:28And right now, she's just going insane because of

00:39:32that crazy debacle that happened with Spencer last month.

00:39:35I mean, he just broke up with her for no reason

00:39:37in front of everyone.

00:39:38Like, she's not over that.

00:39:40And now she's stuck in the friend zone.

00:39:44Well, welcome to my world, the damn friend zone.

00:39:52Hey, uh, you know, um, this whole thing kinda makes us best

00:40:05friends, too.

00:40:07I'm going back to work.

00:40:14You know, I will never understand how a guy like you

00:40:17was ever the apple Natalia's eye.

00:40:26So, have you been doing yoga since you broke up with Natalia?

00:40:31Yep, to the day, actually.

00:40:33Really?

00:40:34Yes, Andy.

00:40:36Ah, downward dog.

00:40:38Oh, man, that hurt.

00:40:48Yo, dog, that's not right.

00:40:50This is right, bro.

00:40:51This is exactly what you're doing.

00:40:53A little sexy.

00:40:54Straighten out your knees.

00:40:55Ah, you're going to break my knee.

00:40:56Straighten out your knees.

00:40:57Stop it.

00:40:58Just right here with me, breathing.

00:40:59Hey, hey, what is this?

00:41:00And come up.

00:41:04Oh, for Christ's sake.

00:41:06This is, I don't know if I'm, I'm not sucking, all right.

00:41:10I'm done with this yoga.

00:41:11It's come to my attention that certain students are

00:41:13utilizing professional help in their projects.

00:41:16And it states in the Senior Project Handbook,

00:41:19you can't do that.

00:41:21Hit it, Jill.

00:41:22Oh!

00:41:24Oh!

00:41:25Oh!

00:41:26Oh!

00:41:27Oh!

00:41:28Oh!

00:41:29All right.

00:41:30The two students are obviously complicit in their

00:41:33utilization of professional help.

00:41:35Namely, the designers at the Sen Boutique and planning

00:41:37to plagiarize their designs.

00:41:39Where did you get this picture?

00:41:40Who the hell took this?

00:41:43You've been spying on me.

00:41:45You psychopathic troll objection!

00:41:48Overall, bitch!

00:41:50Language chips.

00:41:52You never said we couldn't use professional help.

00:41:54Uh, it says in the Senior Project Handbook that you

00:41:58cannot use professional help.

00:42:01I'm sorry, Miss Bell.

00:42:02I don't make the rules.

00:42:03Wait, you wrote the rule book.

00:42:05Andy, do you want to go down two letter grades as well?

00:42:08Wait, what?

00:42:09We went down two letter grades?

00:42:11That's right, Mr. Hamster.

00:42:13And your bug project better be amazing.

00:42:15Class dismissed.

00:42:17Hey, hey, what's up, buddy?

00:42:34Not now, Andy.

00:42:36Listen, man, you're not going to fail, bro.

00:42:38That's why you got me, man.

00:42:40Andy's in the house.

00:42:41I'm here to help you.

00:42:42And look, boom.

00:42:43To film you.

00:42:44Close up.

00:42:45Close up.

00:42:46Oh.

00:42:47Um, yeah.

00:42:48Oh, that's right.

00:42:49You're filming.

00:42:50Yeah, come on, man.

00:42:54Um, um, rolling sound.

00:42:57All right?

00:42:58Set dressing.

00:42:59Order up your hair.

00:43:00I mean, it looks good.

00:43:01All right, here we go.

00:43:02Ready?

00:43:03And action.

00:43:04Uh, hey.

00:43:06My name is Peter Hammer.

00:43:07Yes.

00:43:08Um, my senior project is on deceptive coloration for the sake of self-preservation.

00:43:13While they have brilliant coloring, nudie branches are famous for their disposable penises,

00:43:16which allow them to have sex more frequently.

00:43:19Wait, disposable penis?

00:43:20All right, I gotta, I gotta see this.

00:43:23Look at this.

00:43:24Penis, say it with me.

00:43:25Penis.

00:43:26I don't have the penis with-

00:43:27Peter!

00:43:28Shut that camera off before I shove it down your throat.

00:43:30Whoa, Natalia, relax.

00:43:32I'm just gonna pop a blood vessel.

00:43:34Did you see that picture?

00:43:36I looked awful.

00:43:38It really wasn't that bad.

00:43:40No.

00:43:41No, it was.

00:43:42It was humiliating.

00:43:43And you know what the worst part is?

00:43:45Dropping two letter grades?

00:43:46No.

00:43:47That I already booked the Performing Arts Center for the show.

00:43:49So it's happening regardless of her stupid rules.

00:43:52Why does she have to ruin my life just because she's bitter about hers?

00:43:55What are you talking about?

00:43:57Well, legend has it that Miss Getty had the nerve to ask out the hottest guy at Kennedy.

00:44:02She weighed like 250 pounds.

00:44:04She was a total shamu.

00:44:05I checked her yearbook picture.

00:44:07Oh, no offense, Andy.

00:44:08Oh, it's okay.

00:44:09I'm not a- I'm not a whale.

00:44:11I'm a humanist.

00:44:12Did you guys know that- that Miss Getty has these weird pictures of animals humping each

00:44:17other in her office?

00:44:18It's really weird.

00:44:19Oh, breaking news.

00:44:20Oh, my God.

00:44:21She is into beastiality.

00:44:24I knew it.

00:44:25I knew it.

00:44:26I'm not surprised.

00:44:27Okay, Angie, the camera.

00:44:28Is that the flailing monkey?

00:44:33Happy baby pose, actually.

00:44:36Huh.

00:44:37Close.

00:44:38So what can I help you with?

00:44:41I was thinking of throwing like a get-together party thing at my place.

00:44:53Really?

00:44:54Miss Square Peg wants to throw a party?

00:44:56My parents are out of town till Wednesday.

00:44:58So what are you thinking?

00:45:00Tom Cruise, risky business style?

00:45:02No, I was thinking more of like a senior slash truce party.

00:45:09Senior slash truce party?

00:45:11Never heard of one.

00:45:12It could be a peace offering with Natalia.

00:45:16And I was thinking you and I could co-host it together.

00:45:21I mean, okay.

00:45:24A little weird, but sure.

00:45:26What do I have to do?

00:45:27Can you score some booze?

00:45:28Oh, yeah, easily.

00:45:30My dad's got a stockpile in the kitchen.

00:45:32Really?

00:45:33I thought he was like a conservative politician or something.

00:45:36Oh, he is.

00:45:41It's not a date or anything weird like that.

00:45:44It's just two friends co-hosting a party together.

00:45:47You're gay, right?

00:45:50Yes.

00:45:51Absolutely.

00:45:52Okay.

00:45:53Sorry about that.

00:45:54Continue.

00:45:55It's all good.

00:45:56All right.

00:45:57I'll see you at the party.

00:45:58Find your inner chi or whatever.

00:46:01Namaste.

00:46:02Vicey tuna roll.

00:46:20Excuse me.

00:46:22Hi.

00:46:23Can I help you?

00:46:24Hello?

00:46:25Hi.

00:46:26Hello.

00:46:27Yes.

00:46:27I was just in the neighborhood collecting signatures from all the residents.

00:46:32Signature for what?

00:46:34Oh, well, we're trying to recall the mayor.

00:46:37Really?

00:46:38Yes.

00:46:39Yes.

00:46:40Yes.

00:46:41Apparently he has been groping leanies at the senior center.

00:46:43And we need, like, 20,000 signatures by the end of the week to get him run out of office.

00:46:48Is Mr. Peter Hammer available?

00:46:50No, I'm sorry.

00:46:51He's not.

00:46:52Plus, he's not managed to vote or sign anything.

00:46:55So maybe just his father, then?

00:46:57Sorry, we're not together anymore.

00:46:59Plus, we're not even the homeowners of this property.

00:47:03You're not?

00:47:04What?

00:47:05No.

00:47:06My son and I just live here.

00:47:07I'm the housekeeper.

00:47:09Huh.

00:47:10Okay.

00:47:11I have to go get more signatures.

00:47:15So, I will thank you and, uh, go women's rights!

00:47:21Strange.

00:47:26Sam.

00:47:27Come on.

00:47:29Talk to me.

00:47:30I know it's not right.

00:47:34I know it's...

00:47:35I know it's not perfect.

00:47:37I wanted to say that you look really handsome tonight.

00:47:40Well, here's to us.

00:47:48Miss Getty!

00:47:49Miss Getty!

00:47:50I have news.

00:47:54What is this?

00:47:57Who are you?

00:47:59Oh!

00:48:00Oh!

00:48:01Sweet!

00:48:02Two.

00:48:03One.

00:48:04Peter Hammer is not who he says he is.

00:48:05He's not a millionaire, but a housekeeper's son.

00:48:08Oh!

00:48:09Oh!

00:48:10That is delicious.

00:48:11What else do you know?

00:48:12There's gonna be a party tonight.

00:48:14With alcohol.

00:48:22I have the same fridge.

00:48:24Hello, Mr. Fridge.

00:48:26That is so funny.

00:48:29See, this is why we get along so well.

00:48:33We like the same things.

00:48:35Um, I'm gonna get dressed for the party.

00:48:43Okay.

00:48:44First official party together.

00:48:47Uh, hello.

00:48:48I'm Andy.

00:48:49Uh, today is May 2nd.

00:48:50Location at Samantha's house on Breckenridge Lane.

00:48:51And, uh, as you know, graduation is right around the corner so everyone's all crazy.

00:49:04But, um, luckily we find ourselves today at an underground raging party.

00:49:09Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.

00:49:11So, you know, some couples are hoping to get lucky, but let's just be real.

00:49:15Half of them are gonna leave with a heartbreak, in tears, whatever.

00:49:18They're not gonna leave at all.

00:49:19They're gonna wake up here and not know where.

00:49:21Oh!

00:49:22Yo!

00:49:23You good, man?

00:49:24I'm not gonna graduate!

00:49:25Man!

00:49:26It's your third time not graduating.

00:49:28It's your failing ass.

00:49:29All right.

00:49:30All right.

00:49:31Sorry about that.

00:49:32Okay.

00:49:33Here we go.

00:49:34Follow me.

00:49:35I'll show you how we doing over here.

00:49:36Let's go.

00:49:39Hello, ladies.

00:49:40Can I please get a kiss for Andy?

00:49:43Aw, you love kissing Andy.

00:49:45Andy will kiss you back.

00:49:47Hey, let's play house.

00:49:50You guys be the dork, and I'll slam you.

00:49:53Eh?

00:49:54Upstairs?

00:49:57All right.

00:49:59You know, you could just pretend that I'm Peter.

00:50:01What?

00:50:02Why would I have to do that?

00:50:03I'm so comfortable right now.

00:50:05Are you not comfortable?

00:50:06Are you uncomfortable?

00:50:07Because I'm comfortable.

00:50:08I'm real.

00:50:09It's fine.

00:50:10I'm comfortable.

00:50:11I'm wearing flip-flops.

00:50:12It's all good.

00:50:13Right.

00:50:14So what are you doing your fashion show?

00:50:15Uh, I booked the gym.

00:50:16Yeah.

00:50:17That's a good venue.

00:50:18Yeah, it works.

00:50:19It's luxurious enough.

00:50:20Oh, and now for the main attraction.

00:50:21What are you talking about?

00:50:22Oh, you guys came together.

00:50:24Yeah, couldn't turn down an invite from Spencer and you.

00:50:29I figured you'd be too embarrassed to show your faces.

00:50:33Well, you figured wrong.

00:50:35Apparently.

00:50:36Yeah.

00:50:37Why are you not wearing real shoes?

00:50:38What happened to the pair that I bought you?

00:50:40I donated them to Africa.

00:50:41You remember that, right, Miss Alya?

00:50:43Africa.

00:50:44God.

00:50:45I really need punch.

00:50:46Anyone?

00:50:47Anyone?

00:50:48Yeah, me too.

00:50:53So you're actually dating her.

00:50:56I am actually dating her and you're actually dating him.

00:50:59Actually, I am.

00:51:00That's awesome because the last time I checked, he's actually into guys.

00:51:03He plays for both teams, actually.

00:51:05Fantastic.

00:51:06Amazing.

00:51:07Great.

00:51:08Amazing.

00:51:09Watch out, bro.

00:51:10Oh, man.

00:51:11Oh, man.

00:51:14Tequila.

00:51:15Your favorite.

00:51:16You remembered.

00:51:17Of course.

00:51:18Natalia.

00:51:19So you're throwing a party with her.

00:51:23Yes, I am.

00:51:24Make you jealous?

00:51:26Of what?

00:51:27I thought you turned gay.

00:51:29You can't turn gay.

00:51:30Spencer Grace, you better be gay.

00:51:33Why else did we break up?

00:51:35We broke up because you're a shitty girlfriend.

00:51:37I mean, let's be honest.

00:51:38It's all you care about.

00:51:39Our handbags and Jimmy Choo's.

00:51:41And you know I don't care about shoes.

00:51:43And don't even get me started on when I try to talk about my dad

00:51:46because you just ignore me like I never even said anything.

00:51:48Okay, well, at least you talked to your dad.

00:51:50My dad didn't remember my birthday like he doesn't every year.

00:51:53And you know that.

00:51:54And you didn't bother to text or call or anything.

00:51:56You are so self-centered.

00:51:58You were a shitty boyfriend too with your self-righteous new age mumbo jumbo.

00:52:03But now, I have a new boyfriend.

00:52:05And he is a hot nerd.

00:52:07That's, that's great for you.

00:52:10I guess that makes us even.

00:52:13Hello face.

00:52:14You're opening that out, right clown?

00:52:16Man, you ain't here.

00:52:17Go, go, go, go.

00:52:18Fantastic.

00:52:19Excellent.

00:52:20Stupendous.

00:52:21So, I was thinking that maybe we should get away tomorrow.

00:52:27Go to the beach or something.

00:52:29Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

00:52:31Except I was hoping we'd work on a senior project tomorrow.

00:52:34God, you're so serious all the time.

00:52:37Don't be such a bore.

00:52:38That's great, but yeah, sure.

00:52:41Spencer, I'm so sorry about this.

00:52:44It's not personal.

00:52:45Okay, what the hell was that, Sam?

00:52:55That was me getting really turned on by the music.

00:52:59That was horrible.

00:53:00Why did you just do that?

00:53:01No, it wasn't.

00:53:02I did it because I like you so much.

00:53:05That was like kissing my cousin.

00:53:07And now Natalia is mad at me because of you.

00:53:10Okay, that's great because it all matters about Natalia, right?

00:53:13Why do you even care?

00:53:14You broke up with her.

00:53:15Because...

00:53:16Because why?

00:53:17Because you're not actually broken up?

00:53:19Because you have a...

00:53:20Because I'm not gay.

00:53:31Oh, my God.

00:53:32Shit is getting real.

00:53:33Spencer just got bitch-slapping.

00:53:34I knew it was gonna happen, but it's getting real, man.

00:53:37Follow me.

00:53:38Let's see what else happens.

00:53:43What do we have here?

00:53:44Evidence of teenage drinking?

00:53:45Uh...

00:53:46What do we have here?

00:53:50Evidence of teenage drinking?

00:53:55Uh, Miss Gettie, I can explain.

00:54:00Where are your parents?

00:54:02Out of town on business.

00:54:03Tell them to call me immediately.

00:54:04I'm sorry.

00:54:05I'm sorry.

00:54:06I'm sorry.

00:54:07What do we have here?

00:54:08Evidence of teenage drinking?

00:54:10Ah, Miss Gettie, I can explain.

00:54:11Where are your parents?

00:54:12Out of town on business.

00:54:13Uh, Miss Getty, I can explain.

00:54:15Where are your parents?

00:54:16Out of town on business.

00:54:19Tell them to call me immediately.

00:54:21The office just got a request from you to use the gym for your fashion presentation.

00:54:26Well, guess what?

00:54:27I'm denying it.

00:54:29What?

00:54:29You're lucky that I don't call the cops right now.

00:54:36You just went down two-letter grades, Miss.

00:54:39My bad.

00:54:43What is this, Sam?

00:54:44Are you performing communion?

00:54:51Exorcism is more like it.

00:54:54Just don't.

00:54:55I can't even.

00:54:57I think there's some shit on your shoes.

00:54:58There is shit on my shoes, Andy.

00:55:00Oh, gah.

00:55:06Of course she does.

00:55:08She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.

00:55:10This one time, I saw her spill her frappuccino all over my college portfolio sketches.

00:55:15She didn't even say sorry.

00:55:17It's a funny thing to be sure that I don't go to fashion school.

00:55:21You better strike that from the record, Andy.

00:55:24You better strike that from the record, Andy.

00:55:27I know.

00:55:29Oh, come on.

00:55:30Oh, come on.

00:55:34Oh, come on.

00:55:44Oh, come on.

00:55:51Oh, come on.

00:55:54Where did you get this footage?

00:56:05Andy's in my video production class.

00:56:07He left his hard drive there.

00:56:11I swear to God, she hasn't been laid since at least the 94 Guads and Roses doing it.

00:56:1594!

00:56:16Well, that's just not true.

00:56:19She's a pathetic troll who hates everybody.

00:56:21I hate some people.

00:56:22This just in, Getty is into the bestiality, and I am not surprised.

00:56:30We're all supposed to be meeting at Peter's house next.

00:56:33Well, that's where we're going.

00:56:40Oh, my God.

00:56:42Is that your car?

00:56:45Yeah.

00:56:46I mean, not yet.

00:56:48My dad said he'd give it to me when I graduate.

00:56:51Get the keys.

00:56:52I feel like I'm in the Batmobile.

00:57:06And I'm your bad Batgirl.

00:57:08Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:57:11People try to take a...

00:57:13Wow, Andy, you know a code.

00:57:21Good for you.

00:57:21Let's go.

00:57:22We're best friends.

00:57:22Yo, I'm telling you right now, man, this ice cream, bro, best flavor I've ever had, ever, ever, ever.

00:57:33You don't think you're exaggerating just a little bit?

00:57:36Just a little bit?

00:57:36No, no, I'm not exaggerating a little bit.

00:57:39Yo, if you keep eating that much ice cream, you're going to have cardiac arrest before we even finish our projects.

00:57:43All right, who has cardiac arrest nowadays?

00:57:45All right, listen, okay, like, in life, certain people need, you know, certain things to get them through certain things.

00:57:52It's like all those different yoga poses, it gets you through the day.

00:57:55See, me?

00:57:56Me, on the other hand, mmm, what you know about these 32 flavors?

00:58:02Mmm, one, you're about to try this one right now.

00:58:05Look at that, look at that.

00:58:06Let it simmer.

00:58:07Let it soak.

00:58:08Let it just melt.

00:58:09Just, just, savor it.

00:58:11Put it back in there, just, there you go.

00:58:13You gotta, mmm.

00:58:14No, I'm not, I don't want it.

00:58:15Uh-uh, it already hit you, hit you, mmm, that's all you.

00:58:18This is so romantic.

00:58:26I, I, I need to get back home to my bugs.

00:58:29I, I think I accidentally left them out in the sun, and I don't want them to be shriveled up raisinets by the time I get back.

00:58:35You're so tense, just relax, okay?

00:58:39I, I am relaxed.

00:58:50Sorry about that.

00:58:56Oh, God, we're going.

00:58:57You love it.

00:58:58I see you.

00:58:58Oh, shit, we need to get back.

00:59:11What?

00:59:15Where the heck is he?

00:59:18Her?

00:59:18Where else?

00:59:20You know, he's the one who's always freaking out about this project, and now he can't keep his bratwurst in his pants.

00:59:26Yo, man, your neck is red, bro.

00:59:31Yeah?

00:59:31Yes.

00:59:32You think it's the tofu masala?

00:59:34Definitely.

00:59:36So what's, like, your deepest fear?

00:59:40I don't think that's an important question.

00:59:43Mine's manatees.

00:59:49Oh, no.

00:59:50Wave action.

01:00:02What is going on?

01:00:03Where, where are you going?

01:00:10Oh, well, thank you for gracing us with your presence, your majesty.

01:00:13What are you guys doing here?

01:00:15The senior project, dude.

01:00:16What is wrong with your face?

01:00:18Is it still messed up?

01:00:25What is going on?

01:00:27What's wrong with you, man?

01:00:28Why are you crawling?

01:00:30Guys, please pack up right now.

01:00:32I'll explain later.

01:00:33Just pack up, please.

01:00:34Did you drop a tab?

01:00:34What?

01:00:35What are you doing here?

01:00:38Oh, I could ask you the same question.

01:00:40Guys, you have to get out now.

01:00:41Are you serious?

01:00:42Yes, I'm serious.

01:00:44I'll explain everything.

01:00:45Okay, you want a quickie with your new girlfriend?

01:00:47Fine, I get it.

01:00:47Go right ahead.

01:00:48No, no, no, not that way.

01:00:50This way.

01:00:50Are you kidding me?

01:00:51Really?

01:00:51Right now.

01:00:52Are you serious?

01:00:53I'm serious.

01:00:54Let's go.

01:00:54Come on.

01:00:55This is serious.

01:00:55Come on.

01:00:55Down the hall.

01:00:56Down the hall.

01:01:04That must be Schneidelberg.

01:01:05Jack, up.

01:01:06Let's roll.

01:01:06Peter, you got to come on.

01:01:12Go, go, go, go.

01:01:13Go, go, go.

01:01:15Go, go, go.

01:01:18Hello?

01:01:19Anyone home?

01:01:21Eva?

01:01:23Eva?

01:01:23My luggage is in the car.

01:01:25Go.

01:01:26Where are we?

01:01:26Right here, right here.

01:01:28Where are we going?

01:01:28Oh.

01:01:29Just go.

01:01:30I'll tell you.

01:01:31Go.

01:01:31I am not doing it.

01:01:32Spencer, come on.

01:01:33Let's go.

01:01:33Andy, you're up.

01:01:38You're up.

01:01:42Help me.

01:01:43Help me.

01:01:43Hello.

01:01:44Can I help you?

01:01:45You must be Peter's mom.

01:01:47She is.

01:01:48Oh, my God.

01:01:49Andy.

01:01:50Oh, excuse me.

01:01:55Oh, my God.

01:01:56Peter?

01:01:57It's not what it looks like.

01:01:59Oh, God.

01:02:00I think I broke my squeeze.

01:02:01What is going on here?

01:02:04I can explain.

01:02:05What would you like to explain about how you all talk about me behind my back like venomous

01:02:10tarantulas?

01:02:11Jill showed me the footage.

01:02:12Hey, that was my hard drive.

01:02:15What would you rather explain to all your friends here about your living arrangement on this property?

01:02:20About how you've been lying about who you are this entire time?

01:02:22Peter, what is she talking about?

01:02:27Tell them.

01:02:28Don't tell them shit, bro.

01:02:36My mom's a living housekeeper here.

01:02:39You get to live in the maid's quarters.

01:02:41This house belongs to Victor von Schneidelberg.

01:02:44Who the hell is Victor von whatever?

01:02:45I am Victor von Schneidelberg.

01:02:48Why is my Lamborghini out in the driveway?

01:02:50Who are all these people?

01:02:52So this isn't your house?

01:02:55I swear I was going to tell you.

01:03:00Spencer?

01:03:01Is he on drugs?

01:03:03Spencer!

01:03:04Yo, call 911.

01:03:05He can't breathe.

01:03:07Spencer!

01:03:07Let's get him to the hospital.

01:03:09Spencer Grace's father?

01:03:10Yes, what happened?

01:03:10I'm Dr. Kaplan.

01:03:12Your son had an attack.

01:03:13A severe case of allergic angioedema.

01:03:16What does that mean?

01:03:17He's allergic to shellfish.

01:03:19Oh my god.

01:03:20I gave him Lynch's lobster ice cream.

01:03:23That's okay, Andy.

01:03:24You didn't know.

01:03:25We will have to keep him overnight in the hospital to monitor his vitals.

01:03:28And he should be able to go in the morning.

01:03:30Can I see him?

01:03:31Yes, sure.

01:03:32Right this way.

01:03:34The adult onset is usually the first time we have the...

01:03:37Come on.

01:03:40Are we going to have to move again, Mom?

01:03:43I don't know.

01:03:44I don't know what he's going to say.

01:03:47Meet you back in the car.

01:03:53So where were you two?

01:03:57We were headed to the beach.

01:03:59In your fake car.

01:04:02God, you make me sick.

01:04:03I need to get some air.

01:04:06Natalia.

01:04:07I told you things about me nobody else knows.

01:04:13And you lied to me.

01:04:16We thought we could trust you.

01:04:20Un-friggin-believable.

01:04:21I told you...

01:04:41Sam...

01:04:41If you're just gonna throw me out like that, like, at least just pick a window I can fit

01:05:02through, all right? I'm sorry, Eddie, I wasn't taking it. I... I panicked. It's all good, bro. It's crazy what food can do to your body, right? It's just... I gotta cut it out with all the chips and ice cream and all this junk food, man.

01:05:29Maybe you can try Spencer's Octo stuff and it gets better. Oh, yeah, for sure I will. Yeah, definitely try that. Hey, how funny would it be if... if he was in there right now on the bed, just... in the Shavu Savakava pose? Shavasana. What do you think the doctors would tell me? Shavasana. Shavaka Shavasana. Just say it right. I said that. I said Shavasana.

01:05:59Your lie almost lost us this opportunity, but he said we can stay.

01:06:06I didn't want to lie.

01:06:09Then why did you?

01:06:12The senior project is killing me.

01:06:19You'll find a way to make up those missing points. That scholarship is not running away. We worked too hard for that.

01:06:26You know, all this time I never made an effort to get to know anybody or make new friends. I messed it up. They hate me. They probably won't graduate because of me.

01:06:43I know it's hard to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it's there if you keep looking. Just don't make an anthill out of a molehill.

01:06:53Wait, don't you mean don't turn a molehill into a mountain?

01:06:57You know what I mean. Put these away.

01:07:16Look who it is. Mr. Von Schneidelberg III.

01:07:19I'm really sorry we said those things. I know you don't have it in your heart to fail us.

01:07:26You don't know me at all.

01:07:27I do. You were just like us at one point in your life. You wanted to belong.

01:07:34You said what you came to say.

01:07:37Actually, I have something else.

01:07:49Look, I know you both hate me. Just hear me out.

01:07:55Look, there's a way we can still pass a senior project.

01:07:58We don't have enough time. It's due tomorrow.

01:08:00I worked out a deal with her.

01:08:02What are you suggesting?

01:08:04That you combine fashion shows.

01:08:06Oh, no.

01:08:07Absolutely not.

01:08:08Look, I know you guys hate each other, but you've both said things that the other should hear.

01:08:12Like what?

01:08:14Well, like my first day here.

01:08:17Sam said that Natalia looked perfect and pretty all the time.

01:08:22You think I'm pretty?

01:08:25Maybe I said a version of that.

01:08:28And when we were in Sen, you said that Sam was incredibly talented.

01:08:32Okay, what happens in Sen stays in Sen?

01:08:34Either you guys work together or you spend another year in Kennedy.

01:08:42I think you got the necklace happening and we're fine.

01:08:44Don't overpower.

01:08:45We have to finish this.

01:08:46This is the top priority.

01:08:47Listen, man. You're not gonna fail, bro.

01:08:48I kind of can't stop thinking about Spencer.

01:08:55I have to graduate.

01:08:56Y'all wanna see it.

01:08:58He didn't even know. Don't beat yourself up about that.

01:09:01How you feeling?

01:09:02He had literally his dad didn't know.

01:09:03I came to apologize, man.

01:09:04It's really nice of you, cheater.

01:09:09I'm making Spencer's new recipe.

01:09:11Well, no brother, give this a try.

01:09:15How does it taste?

01:09:16That's pretty good.

01:09:17I only have to make a hundred more of these.

01:09:18It is so much easier to accessorize Prada over this eco stuff.

01:09:22You're gonna have to stop complaining.

01:09:24The show's tomorrow.

01:09:25Tomorrow, wow.

01:09:27Is tomorrow.

01:09:28That is why I said the words tomorrow.

01:09:30You're making me laugh.

01:09:31That's weird.

01:09:32Have you gone to see him?

01:09:34No, not yet.

01:09:35Please do not try this if you have any food allergies whatsoever.

01:09:40Mr. Chris, I thought Spencer was in the hospital.

01:09:43He sent me here to check up on his senior project.

01:09:46Oh, please, by all means, try his recipe.

01:09:50This looks delicious.

01:09:52Andy, you ready?

01:09:53What?

01:09:54I was born ready.

01:09:55What are you talking about?

01:09:56Please enjoy the food. I have to go check up on some things.

01:09:58Enjoy.

01:10:01Ladies and gentlemen,

01:10:02I would like to welcome you to the newest brainchild of Samantha Willow and Natalia Bell.

01:10:15Are you okay?

01:10:17I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

01:10:22As you know, our eyes can sometimes play tricks on us.

01:10:26But if you're smart, you will always see the true colors.

01:10:31I'm gonna be okay.

01:10:33Okay.

01:10:35So...

01:10:37Friends?

01:10:39Friends.

01:10:42Okay, man.

01:10:43Oh, fine.

01:10:44And today, we are here to celebrate the differences between us all.

01:10:51Okay.

01:10:53But ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

01:10:56Deception!

01:10:58Here comes Peter.

01:11:00Look at him.

01:11:02The hottest hot nerd to ever grace hot nerdo.

01:11:06We're all nerdy tadpoles about to have an incredible makeover.

01:11:12Uh-oh. Hot nerds.

01:11:14Woo!

01:11:15Hot nerds get all the hot girls.

01:11:16You feel me?

01:11:17So confused we made ourselves fake.

01:11:23Natalia!

01:11:25Showed how to do it, baby.

01:11:27Now, sometimes we didn't get along.

01:11:29Take that, nerd.

01:11:33But sometimes...

01:11:35Party hard!

01:11:38Showed how to do it, baby.

01:11:40That's right.

01:11:41Yes!

01:11:42This was my favorite job.

01:11:44Everything you see was designed by Sam and Natalia.

01:11:47FYI.

01:11:53Now, as we leave the high school nest, we realize...

01:11:57Innocent kids can be dangerous.

01:11:59Yes!

01:12:00Working.

01:12:02There's just so many great-looking people on stage.

01:12:06Woo!

01:12:07We'll show you how to do it.

01:12:09Look at that!

01:12:10A dreaded inspired by reptiles.

01:12:12We have transformed like all animals in nature.

01:12:15Camouflage was our best weapon.

01:12:17But now, we have turned anew.

01:12:22Look at him.

01:12:23Sizzling like a snake.

01:12:26We have shed our past, and we will try our luck for a better tomorrow.

01:12:31Oh, look at the ladybug.

01:12:34Peter, you're the man.

01:12:35Everyone give it up for Peter.

01:12:38If you're not clapping, get out.

01:12:45Embrace like Stornyside.

01:12:49Especially if you trip up.

01:12:53And now, give it up for our beautiful Miss...

01:12:57Getty!

01:12:58He's killing it.

01:12:59Work it, Getty.

01:13:00Work it!

01:13:01Yes!

01:13:02Oh, man.

01:13:03Be who you are.

01:13:04There's no need to deceive.

01:13:05Be the magnificent, beautiful...

01:13:07White.

01:13:08You all look amazing!

01:13:09I want to thank everyone for coming out.

01:13:10You ain't got to go home.

01:13:11Get your ass out of here!

01:13:12I guess you could call this a huge success.

01:13:13And a pass on all your projects.

01:13:14Congratulations.

01:13:15You're graduating.

01:13:16We did it.

01:13:17We did it.

01:13:22We did it.

01:13:23Aw, it looks like she's been missing.

01:13:24All my best friends are on stage.

01:13:25I want to thank everyone for coming out.

01:13:26I want to thank everyone for coming out.

01:13:27You ain't got to go home.

01:13:28Get your ass outta here!

01:13:29I guess you could call this a huge success and a pass on all your projects

01:13:35Congratulations, you're graduating

01:13:59Great show Andy

01:14:02That's really weird

01:14:04That's like the first whole sentence that you've like ever said to me in life. How awkward is that?

01:14:10Well, I used to hang out with Natalya and so you know now they just call me a psychopath

01:14:15That's crazy cuz my friends call me a creeper

01:14:24You know, but I didn't like I didn't like the fact that you you know stole my hard drive

01:14:28And then you gave it to Miss Getty. No, I know

01:14:32I'm really

01:14:34Do you maybe um do you maybe want to go go to a movie with me? We can go to a movie really?

01:14:53I got you something

01:14:55Yeah

01:14:57Okay, it's for when you're better

01:15:01Tada!

01:15:02Wow

01:15:06These are actually amazing

01:15:08I know that you don't usually like material things, but I thought you might like these

01:15:13Hey

01:15:18I'm so sorry about how everything happened

01:15:24And tomorrow at school I promise I'm gonna tell everyone that I was faking it

01:15:31You know I patched things up with my dad as well

01:15:33You know

01:15:35He's gonna let me go to India for a whole year

01:15:39India

01:15:41You could always come

01:15:45Only if you promise to wear shoes

01:15:48Done and done

01:15:49Yeah

01:15:58You know now that we've all officially are about to graduate I think I might

01:16:04Actually miss you a little bit

01:16:07Who knows

01:16:08Maybe we'll end up together

01:16:10Yeah, I don't see that happening because I don't date hot nerds

01:16:13I mean if only you had some sort of creepy bug collection then I'd be into it

01:16:18Hi

01:16:19Hi

01:16:23I guess this is it

01:16:26Off to the real world

01:16:27I know it's depressing isn't it

01:16:30I mean come on still got the summer together right

01:16:33Yo yo yo check this out I just finished editing the video y'all ready to see it

01:16:36Yeah

01:16:39Alrighty are you ready

01:16:40Come on

01:16:40Take this out

01:16:45No right

01:16:45I know we did that

01:16:46We did that

01:16:47Can you do that

01:16:50And if you go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go

01:17:06you are so self-centered you are a shitty boyfriend too okay

01:17:17you know mine is death but it's death by gummy bears because I always thought if you were going

01:17:27to kill someone you would replace like those chewable gummy bear vitamins with actual gummy

01:17:33I literally picked up dog shit from two neighborhoods over dog shit colors I ain't never even seen

01:17:38green dog shit brown dog shit tan dog shit red dog shit I don't even know where that's at

01:17:43but it's covered in me right now you know how that is they'll never find me I'm a ghost I'm a shitty

01:17:48ghost come party come party with me girl bring a friend better yet make it three girl baby this

01:17:58your world and you got it girl this should be a crazy night so baby dance for me

01:18:04tell me do you wanna dance baby dance for me tell me do you wanna dance

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