Milo Murphy's Law by TV Time Machine - Dailymotion

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Murphy's Law states that anything that can go wrong will. That doesn't bode well for 13-year-old Milo Murphy, a descendant of the man for whom the law was named, and who feels like he's living it. Milo is always expecting the unexpected. He's prepared for anything that comes his way, though, as he is armed with knowledge, a backpack full of supplies and a strong sense of optimism to help him get through any problem. Milo has best friends Melissa and Zack by his side to help think outside the box to overcome the obstacles that life puts in their way. Multiple Grammy winner "Weird Al" Yankovic provides the voice of Milo, in addition to performing the show's theme song and other tunes featured on the animated series.

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00:00The train to the Museum of Natural History should be here any...

00:0741 seconds.

00:0841 seconds from now, apparently.

00:10I'm really looking forward to seeing some paleontology, archaeology, all the ologies, really.

00:16Milo, you are an ology unto yourself.

00:19Oh, forgot my student discount.

00:20Thanks, Amanda.

00:21Melissa, is there ever a time you haven't forgotten something?

00:24Yeah, February 30th or 31st, I forget.

00:27Neither of those are dates.

00:28I'll be giving a tour.

00:30For anyone who's not going to be at the Milo show.

00:33Bradley, I don't have a performance planned.

00:35Sure, you say that now, but then one geyser comes through the floor and suddenly Milo's the center of attention.

00:40Oops, I'm stuck.

00:42Cue geyser.

00:44Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:45Interesting tidbit about the Museum of Natural History.

00:48It was for...

00:49Shh, watching Milo in a turnstile.

00:50It's like he's in Cirque du Subway.

00:53Should we wait for the next one?

00:55Nah, he's got it.

00:56In three, two, one.

00:58This floor is a lot cleaner than I expected.

01:04Next stop, the Museum of Natural History.

01:07So, this is the subway.

01:09You've never been on it?

01:10It's dark and dirty and full of weird smells.

01:13That was their ad campaign last year.

01:14Hey, uh, you guys ever hear about those mole people?

01:19No.

01:19The urban legend?

01:20A subspecies of humanish creatures roaming the tunnels searching for prey.

01:25Maybe we'll meet some.

01:26Rather meet them above ground.

01:28Then they wouldn't be mole people.

01:30They'd be...

01:31People.

01:32Does it usually do this?

01:34Well, sometimes.

01:35When the coupling's loose...

01:36The coupling's loose?

01:37What does that even mean?

01:39I better put on my seatbelt.

01:40How's that going to work?

01:41Easy.

01:42You insert the tab into the buckle until you hear a click.

01:45Like this.

01:47Oh, I get it now.

01:50I would have had extras, but, you know, the llama incident.

01:53And so, that's when the planetarium removed Pluto from the Cosmos show.

01:58Man, Pluto has to be a planet.

02:00An astrologer told me it's in my fourth house.

02:03And no, Pluto is...

02:04The other car came off.

02:06Am I living there?

02:07Of course he is.

02:09So that's what a runaway train car looks like.

02:13I'll be honest, I'm a little disappointed.

02:26Well, at least we're above ground.

02:39And then to unbuckle it, you press down this button.

02:55Ooh.

02:56Locked.

02:56How can these be locked?

02:58Does it usually do this?

02:59Uh, the windows don't open either.

03:01What is the point of a window that doesn't open?

03:03It provides work for window washers and glass installation professionals.

03:07And the ceiling.

03:07Is there usually a ceiling?

03:13Zach, are you by chance claustro...

03:15Not claustrophobic.

03:16Just claustro avoidant.

03:18I avoid in close places when possible.

03:20Probably not possible right now.

03:22It's better if I'm distracted.

03:24Okay, wait.

03:26Not helping.

03:27How about this?

03:28Now I'm distracted.

03:36Have you been carrying that the whole time?

03:38I ain't trying to pack for any eventuality.

03:40Now let's see about getting those doors open.

03:43Ah, here we go.

03:44Okay, next time key first, tap dancing later.

03:47This is amazing.

03:51Look, a fossil.

03:53Chicken wing.

03:54Circa 1993.

03:56See, nothing can live under here.

03:57Not even chickens.

03:58Could be worse.

03:59How?

04:00Mysterious underground creatures?

04:01I guess that would be worse.

04:03No.

04:04Mysterious underground creatures are coming towards us.

04:06Silver lining.

04:12Things can live down here.

04:14Someone hit the lights?

04:17Well, I'll be honest.

04:18I'm a little disappointed.

04:19Young people from the overland.

04:22You shall be our leaders.

04:25No, no.

04:25We have a leader.

04:26It's Dave.

04:27Sup?

04:28It's a democratic hierarchical society.

04:30Wait a minute.

04:30Who are you guys?

04:31We live below.

04:33They call us the Balonies.

04:36No, they don't, Scott.

04:37We voted on this.

04:39Balonies sounds like a lunch meat.

04:40We're called the Undergrounders.

04:42I am the wise healer among my peoples.

04:45He's a pipe fitter.

04:46Where are we?

04:47We call our world subterranus.

04:50Terranus.

04:52That one's true.

04:53He just wanted it so badly.

04:55I wore them down.

04:57So, where are you kids headed?

04:58Class trip to the museum.

04:59I helped organize it.

05:01He shall be our leader.

05:03How long have you been down here?

05:04Since the before times.

05:07Uh, about a month, actually.

05:09We were building an extension on this line, but we got lost, so we figured we'd better establish

05:13a new civilization.

05:14Wow.

05:15You established a new civilization in a month?

05:18You'd be surprised how much you can get done when you're not constantly setting up

05:22and moving orange cones.

05:23I shall be the leader!

05:26Seriously, Scott.

05:32So, you've got agriculture, art, rudimentary government.

05:36Licorice, somehow?

05:37You're actually going to eat that?

05:39I'm trying to distract myself from the walls moving in on us.

05:42Wonder what part of the chicken this is.

05:45The rat part.

05:47Granola bars?

05:47Oh, he bears the sweet manna of the overland.

05:53Oh, no, thanks.

05:54I just had some chicken and kind of lost my appetite.

05:59Dioji, what are you doing here?

06:00Please be rescuing us.

06:02The floppy-eared one shall be our leader.

06:04Weren't you allergic to dogs?

06:06Oh, right.

06:07You know what?

06:07Yeah, yeah.

06:08I actually am.

06:09Wait.

06:09Dioji, our leader.

06:12We are not starting our own civilization.

06:14They taste worse than they smell.

06:16Dioji always knows the way home.

06:18Dioji, go home!

06:21That's all I told you.

06:23I enjoy running.

06:32No!

06:37Melissa!

06:39Milo!

06:40Are you guys okay?

06:42Yeah, we're okay.

06:43If you call being buried alive, okay.

06:45I see light past this one rock.

06:47Maybe if we can move...

06:48No, no, it won't budge.

06:50Don't worry.

06:51I've got my backpack, right?

06:53What was that?

06:55Hmm.

06:56Well, okay, maybe you can worry a little bit.

07:01Oh, dear.

07:0213, 14, 15...

07:03Oh!

07:04I could swear we had 18 kids.

07:06Can you read my writing?

07:07Is that a five or an eight?

07:08Any minute now, Milo is going to show up,

07:11and everybody's going to be like,

07:12Oh, Milo, tell us about your adventure.

07:15But until then, I'm having my best day ever.

07:17Mort, do you really need more rose quartz?

07:19If you understood its properties,

07:21you wouldn't be asking me that.

07:24Okay, here's the plan.

07:26Someone crawl through and jimmy out that rock from the front.

07:29I don't think any of us can fit.

07:32I can fit, I think.

07:34But, Zach, you're claustro-avoidant.

07:36Are you sure you want to do this?

07:37No, I'm sure I don't want to do it.

07:39But you guys need me.

07:40Good luck, kid.

07:41It was nice knowing you.

07:43Hey, that was my flashlight.

07:44Scott.

07:45But he's going to use up the batteries.

07:46Is there another flashlight in there?

07:48My backup backup got crushed.

07:50I can barely see.

07:52Not much to see, just kind of a tiny, enclosed, suffocating...

07:56You know what?

07:57Never mind.

07:58You can do this.

07:59Think of how you faced down wolves and survived an alien abduction.

08:04And that's just since we've met.

08:05I'm sure you did lots of stuff before that.

08:07Nope.

08:08Never did anything.

08:12What if this rock is all that's holding this up?

08:14Don't worry.

08:15I'm sure it'll all work out.

08:16How do you know?

08:17Because it has so far.

08:19Relatively speaking.

08:21Okay.

08:21On three.

08:22One.

08:23Two.

08:24Three.

08:27It's clear.

08:28Yeah.

08:29See?

08:30I told you it would hold.

08:38Well, it held long enough.

08:40You totally saved us.

08:42He shall be our leader.

08:44Yeah, he shall.

08:45Thanks, guys.

08:46I am impressed, kid.

08:48I would have just let them start a new society in there.

08:50Hey, where's DOG?

08:51You know, we have no idea where these treks go.

09:08I'm sure it'll all work out.

09:09You're sure?

09:10He uses that term loosely.

09:12Uh-oh.

09:13I got this.

09:17Ooh.

09:18Or not.

09:25Oh, we survived.

09:27Uh-oh.

09:27Maybe not.

09:28Come on!

09:29Yeah, I guess maybe if you squint, it could be a five.

09:37Oh.

09:39Nope.

09:39It was an eight.

09:41Milo, tell us about your adventure.

09:43And we're back.

09:45What will you guys do now?

09:46There is no place in your world for us now.

09:49Then you can stay, Scott.

09:50Me, I'm going to go check my DVR.

09:52I've got a month of the Dr. Zone files to catch up on.

09:55Oh, that means you missed it when the trash can droids...

09:56No spoilers.

09:58You kids take care of me.

09:59Bye, Scott.

10:00Bye, Scott.

10:00I shall return to subterranus.

10:03Terranus, terranus.

10:05And you will be my leader.

10:07Oh, sorry.

10:07I'm trapped in a ribcage right now.

10:09Interesting tidbit.

10:11Stegosaurus ribs are...

10:11Never mind.

10:12He saw something in me.

10:17Whatever he saw, he also saw it in a dog.

10:20The flop-eared one will be our leader.

10:26Oh, thanks, everybody.

10:34That is so motivational.

10:36Oh, my logo, my logo.

10:38Oh, my logo.

10:44Oh, I'm not sitting here watching the world turn.

10:47You know I'd rather spin it.

10:48Oh, my logo, my logo, my logo.

10:51It's my world and we're all living in it.

10:54Oh, my logo.

10:55Oh, my logo.

10:56Oh, my logo.

10:57Oh, my logo.

10:58You

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