00:00After Tim's honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.
00:03His wife was standing nearby, watching him.
00:06After a long period of silence, she finally speaks.
00:09Tim, I've been thinking now that we're married, maybe it's time you quit golfing.
00:14You spend so much time on the course, you could probably get a good price for your clubs.
00:19Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
00:22She says, Darling, what's wrong?
00:24For a minute there, you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.
00:28Ex-wife, she screams.
00:30I didn't know you were married before.
00:32I wasn't, he replied.
00:34Tim's wife stood frozen for a moment, her mind racing at the thought of his past.
00:39You mean to tell me you never mentioned it?
00:41She questioned her voice rising in disbelief.
00:44Tim chuckled nervously.
00:46Well, it's just not something that comes up when you're arranging golf clubs.
00:50A hint of laughter danced in his eyes as he tried to lighten the mood.
00:54I'll promise to keep my past and my golf game separate from now on.
00:57Here, I'll see you in the comments.
01:02Sacha socha.
01:03Threeso 4.
01:04Loved a heavy.
01:05Teacher neneaguse me p 00h.
01:07Jahr kia liksha hai.
01:08Bunchi bolla logic logaya sir.
01:11Light ka opposite to heavy hi hota hai.
01:14Teacher buchara socha me p pada gaya.
01:16Aur Bunchi fail ho gaya.
01:18Jab Bunchi fail hua.
01:19Usne suncha ki ki kya gullat kiya.
01:21Uske dost usse m gazak udate rοΏ½Χhe.
01:23Lekin Bunchi nene decide kiya ki wo next time better karega.
01:26Usne apne dost monse koa pahe karna zaruri hai.
01:28Daris je sref logic liaga na nahi.
01:30A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
01:40The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit.
01:44A bus went up on the footpath and stopped inches from a shop window.
01:47For a second, everything was quiet in the cab.
01:51Then the driver said,
01:52Look, mate, don't ever do that again.
01:54You scared the living daylights out of me.
01:57The passenger apologized and said,
02:00I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.
02:04The driver replied,
02:05Sorry, it's not really your fault.
02:07Today is my first day as a cab driver.
02:09I've been driving a funeral van for the last twenty-five years.
02:13The tension in the cab began to dissolve as the passenger tried to lighten the mood.
02:18So how's the transition been for you?
02:20He asked a hint of curiosity in his voice.
02:23The driver chuckled softly, remembering the contrast in his previous job.
02:28Well, let's just say it's a bit more lively than ferrying around people who will never get out again.
02:34The young man raised an eyebrow, surprised yet intrigued by this unexpected twist in fate.
02:39Ria loved painting but was often told it wasn't practical.
02:42You won't succeed, they said.
02:44Still she painted daily, after school, before bed, even when tired.
02:49Years passed and rejection letters piled up.
02:51One day she almost gave up.
02:53Then she remembered her mother's words, keep creating.
02:55One yes will erase a hundred no's.
02:57Ria submitted one last piece to a big contest.
02:59Weeks later she won.
03:01Her art was displayed across the city.
03:03Moral keep going.
03:04Success often comes just after you think of quitting.
03:06Ria stood proudly in front of a large mural featuring her artwork surrounded by fascinated onlookers admiring her talent and creativity.
03:15A close-up of her joyful expression captured the moment she held her award with colourful balloons and flowers celebrating her victory in the background.
03:22Ria spent time in a cosy cafΓ© sketching new ideas in her notebook while sipping a warm cup of coffee,
03:27her face illuminated by soft, natural light filtering through the window.
03:31An art gallery bustled with visitors, engaging with her paintings, as Ria stood beside her pieces, sharing stories and inspirations with an enthusiastic crowd.
03:41If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up? said the sarcastic teacher.
03:46After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
03:50Now then, mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot? inquired the teacher with a sneer.
03:55Well, actually, I don't, said the student, but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
04:01The classroom erupted in laughter, students covering their mouths and leaning forward in their seats clearly amused by the student's bold response.
04:11The teacher, now taken aback, stood frozen with a mix of surprise and frustration, while the freshman grinned triumphantly at his classmates.
04:19During Adam's checkup, he asked the doctor,
04:22Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?
04:25Doctor replied,
04:26I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now.
04:32Adam said,
04:32I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense.
04:36Doctor replied,
04:37Neither do I. My thermometer just broke.
04:40Adam chuckles nervously as he realizes the doctor is joking, his tension easing a bit in the bright office.
04:45The doctor smirks with a playful glint in his eye, leaning casually against the counter with a broken thermometer in his hand.
04:53The doctor smirks with a playful glint in his eye, leaning casually against the counter with a broken thermometer in his hand.
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