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Love Flops Uncensored 1
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00:00Hey, wait!
00:30Come on, wakey-wakey!
00:43It's time to get up now, but I could hit snooze if you would like.
00:49Well?
00:50I got places to be, so hurry up already!
00:53Of course, I want my fee paid in advance, so...
00:56Hey!
00:57Don't get so grabby, you clumsy old!
00:59Shut up.
01:01Loverin, turn the lights on.
01:03You can at least do that on your own!
01:06All regions of Tokyo will be sunny.
01:08With the cherry blossoms in full bloom, it's shaping up to be a pleasant day.
01:12This is the season where love is in the air.
01:15Now, up next, today's fortune-telling segment.
01:18Over to you, Etoile, our AI fortune-teller.
01:21Why, thank you.
01:23Now I'll begin.
01:24Did they always have this segment?
01:26Oh.
01:27Oh.
01:28Oh.
01:29Oh, fabulous!
01:30Yes, what a fabulous result!
01:33The day's number one fortune is...
01:36People born on October 8th.
01:39Hey, wait!
01:40That's my birthday!
01:41Today, you'll experience some very exciting encounters.
01:46Your lucky words are...
01:48The following.
01:49Corner.
01:50Staircase.
01:51Cleaning robot.
01:52Letter.
01:53Dog.
01:54And train.
01:55Hmm.
01:56I can't remember all that stuff.
01:57It's supposed to be a fabulous day.
01:58Hey, what are you still doing here?
01:59You're gonna be late!
02:00You gotta be joking!
02:01It's time to go already?
02:02You better get a move on it!
02:03Lever in door!
02:04Paint upgrade activated!
02:05Am I gonna make the next train?
02:08Why was Lever in rushing me?
02:09I have plenty of time!
02:10I'd better hurry or I'll be late!
02:11I'd better hurry or I'll be late!
02:36I'll be late!
02:37I'll be late!
02:38I'll be late!
02:39I'll be late!
02:40I'll be late!
02:41I'll be late!
02:42I'll be late!
02:43I'll be late!
02:44I'll be late!
02:45I'll be late!
02:46Owie!
02:47I'm so sorry!
02:48Are you alright?
02:49Are you alright?
02:50Please excuse me!
02:54Do you see them?
02:57Be honest!
02:58No!
02:59Not at all!
03:00I swear!
03:01I didn't see a thing!
03:02Not even a single peep!
03:03Wonderful!
03:04My undies aren't that cute today!
03:05So I'd been embarrassed if you had seen them!
03:06That's not what I meant!
03:07Gosh!
03:08What on earth am I saying?
03:09Ignore that!
03:10Forget I said it!
03:11S-sure!
03:12Oh no!
03:13I have to get going!
03:14Sorry!
03:15For crashing into you!
03:16Oh no!
03:17I have to get going!
03:18Sorry!
03:19For crashing into you!
03:20Oh no!
03:21Oh no!
03:22Oh no!
03:23I have to get going!
03:24Oh no!
03:25I have to get going!
03:26Sorry!
03:27Oh no!
03:28I have to get going!
03:29Sorry!
03:30For crashing into you!
03:32See ya!
03:33Mm-hmm!
03:35Uh...
03:36Is this hers?
03:41Thank you for using this service!
03:45May I please assist you?
03:47Why yes!
03:48I would like to visit Shinigawa!
03:51Then you need Platform 2!
03:53The train on Platform 1 is about to depart!
03:58It's pretty empty, huh?
04:02Hey, can't complain about getting a seat!
04:07The doors are now closing!
04:09Wait!
04:10She just barely made it!
04:15Phew!
04:16Hm?
04:17What a relief!
04:19Why here, when it's so empty!
04:22Why here, when it's so empty!
04:37What the hell?
04:38Hey, could...
04:40Not good!
04:42Not good!
04:43Not good!
04:44Not good!
04:45Come on!
04:46Just five more minutes!
04:47What's wrong with her?
04:48Is she actually still half asleep?
04:49I can't eat anymore!
04:50Uh...
04:51Hm?
04:52Hm?
04:53Uh...
04:54Sorry!
04:55It's not...
04:56What the...
04:57No enemy?
04:58Just a dream?
04:59The doors are now opening!
05:00Sorry, ma'am!
05:01You got it all wrong!
05:02What the hell?
05:03What the...
05:04What the...
05:05No enemy?
05:06Just a dream?
05:07The doors are now opening!
05:08Sorry, ma'am!
05:09You got it all wrong!
05:10What the hell?
05:11Man, that was awkward!
05:12Your lucky words are...
05:13The following...
05:14Corner...
05:15Staircase...
05:16Cleaning robot...
05:17Letter...
05:18Dog...
05:19And train...
05:20There's no way!
05:21They've been the complete opposite of lucky!
05:22There.
05:23There.
05:24I'm out.
05:25Nothing happened.
05:26It's just a silly TV fortune teller anyway!
05:27Huh?
05:28Hey you!
05:29Move it!
05:30Out of the way!
05:31Hey you!
05:32Uh...
05:33Huh?
05:34Uh...
05:35Uh...
05:36Uh...
05:37Uh...
05:38Uh...
05:39Uh...
05:40Uh...
05:41Uh...
05:42Uh...
05:43Uh...
05:44Uh...
05:45Uh...
05:46Uh...
05:47Uh...
05:48Uh...
05:49Uh...
05:50Uh...
05:51Uh... Uh...
05:52No, no, no!
05:57Ouch, that hurts.
06:02You perv!
06:04Wait a second, hey!
06:07I know I'm cute, but who'd be so brazenly in decent and broad daylight?
06:12Oh no, God, are you punishing me for being too beautiful?
06:16Whatever, just get off already.
06:18No matter how you slice it, I'm the victim here.
06:22Give me a break.
06:23You're staring at my ass while your nether regions are saying gooden morgan and trying to be innocent.
06:27Come on!
06:28Please, who'd believe that?
06:30Veneta!
06:31You jerk!
06:33I didn't do anything.
06:38Cleaning mode is active.
06:39Picking up trash.
06:41Picking up trash.
06:43Cleaning.
06:45Cleaning.
06:50See that?
06:51I avoided the cleaning robot.
06:54Fate's not getting the better of me.
06:56No!
06:57Get this back!
06:58It's draining trash.
07:00Ow.
07:00It's draining trash.
07:02Are you malfunctioning or something?
07:04Hmm?
07:04Uh, what's this?
07:07Huh?
07:07What the hell?
07:09Ah, that's mine!
07:12Hey, that's my bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo!
07:14Wait, what is it this time?
07:15You pervert!
07:18Why'd you take my bra?
07:19Just what are you planning to do with it, huh?
07:23This robot was the one holding it.
07:25That's all!
07:25You hacked that robot to make it steal pretty girls at mentionables, didn't you?
07:30As if I could do that!
07:32The robot just bumped into me!
07:34You...
07:34You liar!
07:35No way would I believe a pervert who steals b-bra's!
07:39It's like I said...
07:41Pervert!
07:41Pervert!
07:42Anyway, give it to her!
07:43Is it okay?
07:44Just get down!
07:45Trash science!
07:47Trash science!
07:49Trash science!
07:50Huh?
07:50Collecting!
07:51Collecting!
07:52Stop!
07:52I'm not trashed!
07:54You better order this thing to release me right now!
07:56Hey!
07:57Let me go!
07:58Come on, are you listening?
08:00You wicked beast!
08:01Sex-crazed demon!
08:03Collecting!
08:03Damn it!
08:04You want the killer of immortality!
08:07I swear you're gonna be for me!
08:09Collecting!
08:10What the hell's going on today?
08:17A dog?
08:21Hmm.
08:23Like this puppy could do anything to me.
08:26Hey, what is it, little guy?
08:28Are you lost?
08:28Huh?
08:29Oh, where are you going?
08:34Oh, man!
08:36What's this?
08:40Somebody help me!
08:43Hey!
08:44Over there!
08:45Please help!
08:47Help me!
08:49Nope.
08:50Wait!
08:51You wicked meaty!
08:52I don't see it!
08:53I don't hear it!
08:54It's not happening!
08:56Hey!
08:57Stop that right now!
08:58Huh?
08:59Huh?
09:00Huh?
09:01Huh?
09:01Huh?
09:02Huh?
09:02Huh?
09:03Huh?
09:03Huh?
09:04Huh?
09:04Huh?
09:04Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:05Huh?
09:06Huh?
09:06Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:07Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:08Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:09Huh?
09:10He tried to abandon me!
09:11Wait!
09:12No time for that now?
09:14Please get this thing off of me!
09:16Hey!
09:17Hey!
09:19Wait!
09:20Stop!
09:21Don't get any closer!
09:23Stop!
09:23Stop!
09:25Ah!
09:30What's with this guy?
09:31Is he still alive?
09:33Let's try prodding him!
09:34Run away!
09:34What the hell?
09:43Run away!
09:43What the hell?
09:45How am I doing on time?
09:47Oh crap!
09:48I'm late!
09:48I'm late!
09:54Okay.
09:55You've learned their names now, right?
09:57Huh?
09:58How do I make them disappear?
09:59You showed up pretty late what a hell of a morning
10:06Hmm what's wrong? It's nothing. Hey, um, where's my seat again? Come on, man
10:11Did you forget already? It's right over there at the back by the window. Ah, you're right. Thanks
10:16The bigger news is that you're surrounded by new transfer students. Not so loud. I'll get caught. Sorry, dude
10:22Now show them all a warm welcome
10:24Yes, ma'am
10:26Nice to meet you right back at you a pleasure to be here
10:34Okay, that concludes the morning announcements today, you have Jim right away something wrong not to hurt yourself
10:42What the hell are they all doing here you okay, and with that homeroom is over miss
10:48Awe Izumisawa miss Amelia Irving mr. Ilia Iliuken miss Karin Estelle and me your teacher mongfa
10:58Again, it's nice to meet you all
11:00What is happening?
11:04Oh my you there
11:07Arriving late and sneaking in you naughty boy. You
11:09Let's see you must be mr. Kashiwagi
11:13Is that right?
11:15Oh
11:17Could you at least turn around and look at me when you answer please what a weirdo hi, I'm Ali
11:24I'm a transfer student nice to meet you. Yeah nice to meet you too a transfer student
11:30How odd why have you been facing the window this whole time is there something interesting outside no nothing this guy's pretty suspicious
11:39Obviously, mr. Kashiwagi turn around
11:45I'm extremely sorry. I was so late this morning, ma'am
11:49Yes, I got away with it seriously now stop kidding around did I run into you today?
12:00Love flops
12:06How are you gonna sports no not especially I hate getting sweaty surprise though a new homeroom teacher transfer students. That's a lot of newcomers
12:18Hmm is there something on my face you're fine, but uh
12:23What's your name again come on man don't tell me the shock of being slapped made you forget I'm Yoshio
12:30Yoshio he doing
12:32Really dude, I know the classes just got shuffled, but you should have learned it by now
12:37Sorry
12:38So what did you do to them all anyway?
12:41well, uh
12:42You see
12:44You what?
12:45Them all on the way to school pretty much
12:49Damn you. I'm incredibly jealous
12:52Really were you even listening to me all those exciting encounters with new students? It's gotta be fate
12:58I don't need that kind of excitement
13:00And why not everyone needs excitement?
13:03But surely sensational event that could brighten up your woefully monotonous life
13:08Waking up to find you swap bodies with a girl or realizing the world is a video game isn't it thrilling to imagine?
13:15Not even slightly what matters is living in peace
13:18So you girls met him on the way here, too
13:23He's truly awful
13:27Perhaps he's not as bad as we all think he is, huh?
13:30What do you mean? I just don't think he's such a bad person
13:35Maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt
13:40What's the matter
13:42Nice shot. You haven't lost your great reflexes
13:47Uh, I'm feeling pretty sluggish
13:50So what is it that you keep looking at?
13:52Checking out the new arrivals
13:54Really get a good stretch now
13:55Aoi Izumisawa
13:56Her special skills are cooking and sewing
13:59She's the type who eats her favorite thing last
14:03Karin Estelle
14:04She's a transfer student from Germany and a popular model to boot
14:08She has a habit of putting her left sock on first
14:12Amelia Irving
14:13You're an exchange student from the United States
14:16In the bath
14:17She watches behind her ears first
14:20Miss Bai Mangfa
14:21Our teacher comes from China
14:25The perfume she wears is an original citrus blend
14:29Last but not least
14:30Ilya Ilyukin
14:31He's from Bulgaria
14:33His hobby is baking sweets and he hates putting in eye drops
14:38Sorry
14:39And that's all the information I've collected
14:41I'm amazed that you got so much info and so little time
14:45Well, your thoughts?
14:47What kind of thoughts?
14:48Catch up! Are any your type?
14:51There's a teacher and a boy in that list
14:53If you're in love, none of that matters
14:56Besides, after that series of disasters, I bet they all hate me
15:00That counts more than if I'm into them or not
15:03Then clear up the misunderstandings
15:09This sucks
15:10Huh?
15:11Oh man, isn't that my locker?
15:17What is this?
15:22This a prank?
15:24Wait, I'm running late
15:26If I don't get going, they'll sell out
15:28Oh crap, sorry for rushing
15:36This time we didn't hit each other
15:41Running around is dangerous
15:42Yeah, well bye
15:44Hey, Asahi
15:46Yeah?
15:47So, um
15:51When we collided this morning, well something, uh
15:55Oh, that's right, I have it
15:58Wait, not right here
16:00This was on the ground nearby
16:08Jeez
16:08Of course
16:12Hers was still in there too
16:17Now she really hates me
16:21Damn
16:22It's too late, I guess
16:25Huh?
16:26No fair
16:27Man
16:28Hey
16:29You? What do you want here?
16:32Guess you missed out too, didn't you?
16:35That's none of your business
16:41Here
16:41Huh?
16:42If you don't mind that it's been in my pocket all day
16:45Oh, and also it's a little beat up because someone smacked it
16:50In your pocket?
16:56Then that means
16:58It's fine if you don't want it
17:00I do though
17:01I want it
17:06Take it
17:07Thank you
17:13Yummy
17:14Uh-huh
17:15Now I'll find a snack
17:17See ya
17:18Uh, wait a sec
17:23Thank you
17:23This drink I'll have to do for now
17:30Help me
17:34Oh no
17:35Don't tell me
17:36Please help me, somebody
17:40Excuse me, they're after me
17:46Oh crap
17:46There's nothing I can do
17:48I'm begging you, sir
17:49You two
17:52Cut it out and stop chasing this guy
17:55No
17:55No
17:56I am
17:56No
17:57No
17:57It's not
17:59No
18:17Thank you very much, sir
18:19Sure
18:22Also
18:22I'm sorry for being so rude. I mean after I dragged you through this whole mess.
18:27That's okay. To make up for it, be more careful from now on.
18:31Then do you... forgive me?
18:34It's fine.
18:35Thank you very much!
18:37In any case...
18:38Huh?
18:40Let's please both forget this happened today. Let's just say a stray dog attacked me.
18:46Speaking of which, looks like you were bitten.
18:50Ow.
18:52Damn that horny mutt.
18:54Mr. Kashiwaki.
18:56See you later, man. Bye!
18:58You okay? Did you hurt your elbow?
19:00It's a long story.
19:02Anyway, I'm okay.
19:04Don't say that! You! Require some proper treatment.
19:07I'll be fine.
19:09Whatever. I'll take care of you, so just come along with me.
19:19There. All done.
19:21Thanks a lot.
19:22I'm glad you're active, but don't forget to be careful.
19:26I won't.
19:28Oh, and about this morning?
19:31Sorry, I jumped to the wrong conclusion.
19:34I must have fallen asleep leaning against you.
19:36You didn't deserve that treatment.
19:40Don't sweat it.
19:41As long as you know now.
19:44You're so kind.
19:46Excuse me.
19:47Who's there?
19:49Amelia, is there a problem?
19:51It's not much.
19:53Is it anything that I can help with?
19:55Not really.
19:56I'll be okay.
19:57I can handle it on my own.
19:59Okay.
20:00Then I guess I'll get going now.
20:02Oh, sure.
20:06Nice, lecherous face.
20:09What are you talking about?
20:10Don't worry about it.
20:12Where do they keep bandages?
20:14What's wrong?
20:15Did you cut yourself?
20:16None of your business.
20:18Butt out.
20:19I can pat you up.
20:21Forget it.
20:21I'll do it myself.
20:23No need to be shy.
20:24Just show me how bad it is.
20:26It's painful.
20:28Hmm?
20:30They're chafing me, you stupid dummy!
20:35What's chafing?
20:36Oh.
20:38You mean, without this?
20:43You give that back to me right now, damn it!
20:46You got it all wrong.
20:48I just picked it up for you.
20:49I know you did.
20:51Huh?
20:52In the moment, I was confused, okay?
20:54But I realized you couldn't have been controlling that robot.
20:57It just took me a few moments to think clearly.
21:00Uh.
21:01Oh.
21:02Are you going to hang around all day?
21:05Uh.
21:05Sorry.
21:08Wait a sec.
21:09Huh?
21:10It's just...
21:11I...
21:12I'm sorry about this morning.
21:15Huh?
21:16That's all!
21:19Hmm.
21:20I can finally go home.
21:28That was one weird day.
21:31Well, dude, did you clear things up?
21:33Uh, good question.
21:38I think that I made one of them worse.
21:40Huh?
21:42Anyway, I'm heading out.
21:43Huh?
21:43Huh?
21:52Robot.
21:53Letter.
21:55Ah!
21:55Fine!
21:56After coming this far, I might as well check out the last one.
21:58Was there always a tree like this right here?
22:18You...
22:19You came.
22:21Huh?
22:21So that letter...
22:23You wrote it.
22:24Someone once said...
22:26I, uh...
22:27That just like every beginning leads to an ending.
22:31Every meeting leads to a parting.
22:34Sorry for what happened at lunchtime.
22:36It was so sudden.
22:37I was shocked.
22:38I just...
22:39Uh, all good.
22:40Oh, yeah, that's right.
22:42Here.
22:43Your handkerchief.
22:45This morning...
22:45I hate you!
22:47And I love you.
22:49I wonder who was the first person to say things like that.
22:52Uh.
22:54I'm in love.
22:55What?
22:57What?
23:05Ah!
23:07Ah!
23:09Ah!
23:10On this day,
23:12the spring breeze brought me several first encounters.
23:15I wanted to say...
23:16I love you!
23:18And I'll never forget about any of them.
23:21Hello, dear. Welcome home.
23:28What the hell's going on exactly?
23:32Next time, episode two.
23:34I figure we all have our own pleasures and predilections.
23:38Is it okay to snooze the alarm?
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