Okay I am going to attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just like me Mic check 1, 2 We recording? I'm cancerous So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death and I choked you again And break your what hell' legs till your bones poke through your skin You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your as legally I get too blunted off the funny home grown 'Cause when I so out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Oh No) So if I said I never did drink That would mean I lie and get make up more than the President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert I ripped her what Hell' tonsils out and fed her sherbet My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads Every girl I ever went out with has gone les' Follow me and do exactly what the song says So we, take hills, drop outta school, skill people And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm black, ignoring skill 'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist How the you can I be black, I don't even exist I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must of been Ron Gold Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Did 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue Wit' your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on your porch Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit' deformative traits A premature birth that was four minutes late Hello are you there, I love you I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel Will someone explain to my brain That I just severed a main vein With a chainsaw and I'm in pain I take a breather and sigh Either I'm high, or I'm nuts 'Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her as Then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her 'Cause when I drop it off with this solo see it's over with I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it I came
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