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00:00Do-do-do-do
00:30Do-do-do-do-wa
00:31Do-do-do-do-do-wa
00:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:47Enter?
00:52Enter?
00:54Did you say enter?
00:56Did you ever think of getting a hearing aid to Sydney?
00:59Big pun? Oh, never mind. I brought the stockroom key back. Thank you. Don't forget it's the school concert this week. Pardon? The school concert. Oh, I'll get the hall ready. Good. I wonder what Mr. Brown's class is going to do. Has he mentioned anything to you? Oh, not a dicky bird. No, no. As a matter, I don't think anyone want to do anything. Oh, that's nonsense. Every class is expected to put on some sort of show. Better tell Mr. Brown to come and see me at tea break. Pardon? Tea break. Oh, is it? Oh, I can do this.
01:29See you later. Right, now, pay attention, everyone. As you may recall, when last we met, I gave you each, for your homework, a different task to do over the weekend. Hope you've all done them, yes? Good. Well, I want you each in turn to stand up and give me a report on your various activities, all right? Now, who'd like to begin? We'll start at the back, shall we, with you, Jamila. Your homework was a visit to the cinema. Would you like to tell us about the film you saw?
01:57Oh. It was be about most beautiful top-class Indian girl who is fennel in love with boy from bottom class.
02:06Lower class?
02:07Huh. But girl's father is say no bigot married, so they run away. But father is catch them and chop off boy's leggies.
02:17Later, father is be die. One day, girl is see beggar man in street. Oh, it is her sweetheart. Oh, she cried. No leggies, no matter. You be marry me.
02:33Okay, he say. Okay, he say. I be go and be make myself look nice. What, with no leggies?
02:38Huh? So he go. Wait, she cry, and run after him. And then, bha-dang, big motor car, hit her and kill her.
02:48Oh. It was a most miserable film, and I'm enjoying it very much.
02:55Good. Well done, Jamila. Very good. Tarot.
02:59Ah, so.
02:59Yeah.
03:03Your homework was a visit to London Zoo. Tell us about it.
03:07Arrive at London Zoo.
03:09No, no, Tarot. No, London Zoo. Start again.
03:16Arrive at London Zoo.
03:20London Zoo. There are no O's.
03:23Oh, yes, please. There are two O's in London and two O's in Zoo.
03:29That is absolutely correct, Ali, but I'm referring to the ends of the words, all right?
03:34Now, carry on, Tarot, but do try and get out of the habit of ending every other word in O.
03:38I try.
03:38Good.
03:41Went first to see Buffal.
03:48Buffal?
03:49Like a big bull.
03:52Oh, Buffalo.
03:55Tarot, confused O.
03:58Words that end in O, like Buffalo, or radio, or vertigo, you pronounce the O, but where there is no O, you don't add one, understand?
04:06Yes, sir.
04:08I give up. All right, Tarot, thank you.
04:12Right, now, Ali.
04:13Yes, please.
04:14I asked you to read one of Shakespeare's plays. Were you able to do that?
04:18Most definitely. I'm reading about Sherlock.
04:21You mean Shylock?
04:23Yes, please. The merchant of Venice.
04:25Oh, good. Carry on.
04:27First of all, there is a lady porter.
04:31Her name was Portia.
04:33Yes, please.
04:34Now, a man called Bassanio is fancying this lady porter, uh, Portia, but he's broken.
04:40Broken what?
04:41Oh, it's Tony broken and no money.
04:45Oh, you mean broke.
04:47Yes, carry on.
04:47So, he's going to see his friend, Antonio, and saying, oh, please be lending me 3,000 buckets.
04:55Ducats.
04:57Sorry, please.
04:58But Antonio was also broken, so he's going to Shylock the money-lending man and asking him to lend him the money.
05:04Shylock is agreeing, but on one condition.
05:07If in three months' time he is not paying him back the money, then Shylock could cut off a pound of Antonio's fleshy.
05:14Why is he wanting a pound of human flesh?
05:17My bee is one of them cannonballs.
05:22Cannonballs.
05:23Oh, no.
05:24He is doing this because he is not liking Antonio.
05:27Anyway, Antonio is in a bigger trouble.
05:30He wrecked all his chips.
05:32Chips?
05:34Chips?
05:35And he's not being able to pay back the money.
05:38Now Shylock is wanting his pound of flesh.
05:41But Lady Portia is pretending to be a lawyer, man.
05:45And she's saying agreement was for one pound of flesh and no drop is of blood.
05:51Shylock has had it.
05:52How can he have had it when he's not getting it?
05:57You damn fool.
05:59You are not understanding the Queen's English.
06:01I know the Queen is English.
06:05You think I'm stupid?
06:07Most definitely.
06:08Well, well, please.
06:09Sit down.
06:10Right.
06:10Thank you, Ali.
06:11Very well done.
06:11Now, Sulee, your task was a visit to Petticoat Lane.
06:17Petticoat Lane, fairly disappointing.
06:19Why was that?
06:20Not C1 Petticoat.
06:21Petticoat Lane is just the name of the place.
06:26Look, don't you find marketplaces interesting?
06:29Marketplaces full of capitalistic ladies selling inferior merchandise to ignorant working classes at in freighted places.
06:35Chairman Mao, he always said what...
06:36Never mind what Chairman Mao says.
06:38Thank you, Sulee.
06:39Well done.
06:40Right, Ranjit, your task was a visit to Highgate Cemetery.
06:44And I am finding it very interesting.
06:47Good.
06:48Well, tell us all about it.
06:49Firstly, I'm seeing the burying place of Karl Marx.
06:53Ah, yes.
06:54The father of communism.
06:55But I am not understanding which one he was.
06:59I'm sorry.
06:59I don't understand.
07:00Was he chico, hapo, or groucho?
07:06Karl Marx was not one of the Marx brothers.
07:10Thousand apologies.
07:11What else did you see?
07:13I'm seeing many beautiful gravestones.
07:16Gravestones?
07:17That is correct.
07:18And some of them have written on them beautiful words.
07:23I'm writing one down.
07:26You are gone, my dearest wife.
07:30Still, I feel no pain.
07:33For I know, at heaven's gate, we will meet again.
07:40What's the matter, Giovanni?
07:43I can't help it, Professor.
07:44He's so sad.
07:46That poor husband, he must have loved his wife very much.
07:49Please, don't be upsetting yourself.
07:52The husband is being very happy.
07:54How do you know?
07:55He's dying the year after.
07:56Oh, thank goodness.
07:57I'm so happy for him.
08:00And they are both being football fans.
08:03Oh, how on earth do you know that?
08:05He's having put on his throne, united forever.
08:12The man, Chief, refers to him being reunited with his wife in heaven.
08:17Thousand away, thousand apologies.
08:19Yes, well, thank you.
08:20Well done.
08:21Good.
08:21Right, Giovanni, have you recovered sufficiently to tell us about your visit to Speaker's Corner?
08:27Okey-cokey.
08:30First, I take the tube to Heidi Park.
08:33Then, for an hour, nothing.
08:36What do you mean, nothing?
08:38Nobody was there.
08:39Well, at ten o'clock on a Sunday morning.
08:41That's right.
08:42Well, that's strange.
08:43There's always people at Speaker's Corner every weekend.
08:45I ask at a policeman, why is there nobody here?
08:49And I find out why there is nobody there.
08:52Well, why was there nobody there?
08:54I was at the wrong corner.
08:57I, uh...
08:58Carry on, Giovanni.
09:00Excuse me, Mr. Brown.
09:01Oh, yes, Miss Colby.
09:02What have you done about the concert?
09:04Pardon?
09:05Is everybody in this school going deaf?
09:07I want to know what you have done about the school concert.
09:10Concert?
09:10There has been a notice on the board for the past two weeks.
09:13You haven't read it.
09:14Um, well, I...
09:15Mr. Brown has read it.
09:16He was discussing it with us before you came in.
09:19Yes, yes, I was.
09:22Good.
09:22Then what are you going to do?
09:24Well, I expect we'll all be there.
09:26I should jolly well hope you will all be there.
09:28But what I want to know is what your students' contribution will be.
09:34Contribution?
09:35Yes.
09:35What little party piece are they going to perform?
09:38Party piece?
09:38Well, I...
09:39Eh, pardon, signora.
09:41It's going to be a surprise.
09:44Yes.
09:45Yes, it's going to be a surprise.
09:47Well, I don't like surprises.
09:49I want to be quite sure that what they're going to do will be acceptable.
09:52So I suggest that after tea break, you and your class can give me a preview of their intended performance.
09:58Hey, we help you out pretty good, eh?
10:06Yes, but not for very long.
10:08Por favor.
10:09We still have to think of something to do for this concert in less than half an hour.
10:13That's all right.
10:14Your brain and our talent, no problem.
10:19To me, Satan.
10:33To me, Satan.
10:47Pardon?
10:48To me.
10:48To me.
10:49To me.
10:50No, over here.
10:51Not you.
10:51Me.
10:51Oh, to you.
10:52Aye.
10:53Oh, make it.
10:54Aye, no.
10:55Let me do it.
10:56I bought you a nice cup of tea, Mr. Brown.
10:59Oh, thank you, Glenys.
11:00There.
11:01Here, what are you all going to do for the concert tonight?
11:03I started to think they're outside practising now.
11:06Oh, would you like me to do a bit?
11:08A bit of what?
11:09Well, singing.
11:10I was in the choir.
11:12Oh.
11:13Jerusalem, Jerusalem, lift up your voice and sing.
11:22Turn it up, Gladys, you colonel of milk.
11:24Oh, don't you be such a chinky.
11:28You like my voice, Mr. Brown?
11:30I think it's remarkable.
11:31I can do your turning, you like?
11:33What, you, Sid?
11:34Yeah.
11:34You, watch this.
11:36Any old iron.
11:38Any old iron.
11:39Any, any, any old iron.
11:40The old looks free.
11:41Talk about the street.
11:42You all look dark and finning up into your feet.
11:44Dressed in style.
11:45Brand new tile.
11:46Father's old green tile.
11:48Wouldn't give you the toughest for your old watch.
11:49Say, old iron.
11:50Old iron.
11:51Here, give it out.
11:53Give it out.
11:54How's that?
11:55Oh.
12:00Right, come on.
12:01Hurry them up for me, Sid, will you?
12:02Oh, get them in.
12:03All right, Mr. Brown.
12:04All right, finish with us, get your running inside.
12:08All right, come along, everybody.
12:10Good, good.
12:11Well, what are you doing now?
12:12Yes.
12:13Ah, quite.
12:14Señor Brown, este el programa para el concierto.
12:18Oh, for the concert?
12:18Ah, good, yes.
12:20Good, good.
12:20Right, come along, everybody.
12:21Miss Courtley will be here any minute now.
12:23I am here now, Mr. Brown.
12:24Ah, good.
12:25Um, would you like to sit there, Miss Courtley?
12:28I do hope I am going to enjoy this.
12:30So do I.
12:31I wouldn't like to be embarrassed in front of our distinguished guests.
12:33Oh, no.
12:34What distinguished guests?
12:35Quite a few members of the Education Authority always come to see our concerts.
12:39I don't want a repetition of what happened last year.
12:41What happened?
12:43Mr. Jarvis's woodwork students were quite awful.
12:46They sang bawdy rugby songs out of tune.
12:49Mr. Jarvis still hasn't found another job.
12:54How comforting.
12:55Right, would you all come out here when I introduce you?
12:58I act as a kind of compere.
13:00Well, I shall stop you if there's anything I don't like.
13:02Right.
13:02Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
13:04Stop.
13:05Is something the matter?
13:06This concert takes place in the afternoon.
13:08Ah, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
13:10I hope you're all sitting comfortably.
13:11Stop.
13:11Now, what was wrong with that?
13:13Mr. Brown, by the time you and your class come on,
13:16the audience will have been sitting on those hard chairs for one and a half hours.
13:20I wouldn't mention anything about comfort if I were you.
13:23Ah, no, right.
13:25Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
13:26The English as a Foreign Language class is proud to present a potpourri of music and laughter.
13:32And to start us off, we have from Hungary, Zoltan Szabo.
13:41Good evening, everybody.
13:43Good afternoon.
13:44Ah, good afternoon.
13:48Hungarian magic.
13:51Hungarian paper.
13:52I don't think I even want first Hungarian magic.
14:18What, Charlotte?
14:19Oh, well, never mind, Zoltan.
14:20That's very good.
14:21Sit down.
14:21Yes.
14:22Ah, right.
14:23And now from Italy, the irrepressible Giovanni Coupello.
14:27Hooray!
14:28For you, I'm going to do some impersonations.
14:35Okey-cokey, here we go.
14:40Hey, you want a nice piece of salami?
14:43I've got a lovely piece for you.
14:45And who is that supposed to be?
14:47That's my butcher, Antonio.
14:48We have never heard of your butcher.
14:55Maybe not, but if you had, he's very much like him.
14:59Can't you do any impressions of any well-known people?
15:02Sure I can.
15:04Jimmy Cagney.
15:05Huh?
15:05In a scene from the film, Disaster on the Fifth Avenue.
15:09You dirty rat!
15:22Oh, you dirty, dirty rat!
15:24Oh, you dirty rat!
15:26I'm going to fix you!
15:27Oh, you dirty rat!
15:29I haven't finished yet!
15:30Well, Mr Cagney sounds remarkably like your butcher.
15:33Well done, dear, darling.
15:37And now, from France,
15:38the delightful
15:39Danielle.
15:48La-la-la-la-la-la
15:50Off!
15:52La-la-la-la-la-la
15:55Off!
15:57La-la-la-la-la-la
15:59La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la. Off.
16:06Do you know any of the words, Dania?
16:08I do not sing the words. I just dance to the music.
16:11And what is all this off business?
16:14That is when I'm taking off my clothes.
16:18We can't have that sort of thing going on.
16:21It is not going on. It is coming off.
16:25Not in my school.
16:26Yeah, well, thank you, Dania. Well done. Jolly good.
16:31And now, from the mysterious East, we have to sing for you, Taro Nagazumi.
16:42I sing for you a traditional Japanese song called a warrior's lamento.
16:56E-e-e-e-e.
16:59Oh, no, no, no.
17:04Long dong, dee-dong, dee-dong, dong.
17:07Me!
17:11Me!
17:15E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e.
17:17why you'll tell me stop because it was awful oh I thought it had a certain style yes sickening
17:32sorry you'll know like who my son and now from Germany will you welcome with her animal
17:46impressions Anna Schmidt Danke I would like you to come with me on a walk in the black forest first we
17:59meet a farmer and his dog woof woof the dog is chasing the sheep bah bah and the cows moo moo ah here comes a
18:12man on his horse nay nay no no my nay nay you're supposed to make the actual sounds like oh I can't
18:28do that hurts my throat oh thank you for trying anyway right and now from China with something
18:36peculiarly Chinese will you welcome Miss Chung Su Li chairman Mao he say in the conditions prevailing
18:52China today the contradictions among the people complies the contradictions among the working
18:55classes the contradiction among the peasantry this is supposed to be a school concert not a party
19:01a political broadcast can't you sing or anything I can see some revolution right and now it's time
19:10for a little comedy from Alina Dim and Ranjit Singh there's a little yellow idol to the north of
19:20Qadamundu why is a rhinoceros in life being an elephant likes neither of them can ride a bicycle
19:33to Savage there's a little yellow idol to the north of Qadamundu I am saying I am saying I am selling
19:43you are not liking us no oh what did you expect more common wise if you're wanting we can be
19:51doing more common wise i could be the fat short one with the hairy legs and i'd be being the one
19:56with the glasses so we'll discuss it later thank you very well very good right our next student
20:08to entertain you with a little culture is jamila ranja ladies and gentlemen i am tell you beautiful
20:25english poetries by thomas greg elijah written in country chachand elegy sorry master g the
20:37curfew tolls the knell of parting day ting day the loving herd wind slowly o'er the lee
20:49the fluffman homeward plod his very way and leaves the world to darkness and to me
21:02incredible i'll work on her pronunciation thank you joella and now from spain to entertain you
21:15comes juan cervantes
21:17all right all right all right and mr brown he tell you i am from spain that surprise you
21:26when i speak i have no accent at all
21:29in spain one times i was going to be the bullfighter so one sunday afternoon i go to the bullfighter
21:40and they put me in the ball ring the bull comes out i look at the bull and the bull he look at me
21:52the bull he look at me and i look at the bull and you know one thing the bull was better looking than me
22:02hey why you know love sorry so i not become the bullfighter because i don't kill pretty bulls
22:17good huh you never saw me dance the flamenco i do it very good
22:25oh
22:25and uh finally to um to complete our contribution
22:42greece and sweden combine maximilian papandrios and ingrid svenson
22:47okay and now my beautiful assistant and i
22:58are going to do some uh jiggling juggling okay
23:05you ready up hi ready ham okay
23:18all you need is a little practice
23:32we can't afford the plates
23:34well done sit down both of you
23:37well mr brown i think
23:40i think we can write your class off
23:44oh please miss courtney the students will be so disappointed i mean we still have three days
23:49just give us a chance oh well very well but remember this mr brown good jobs are hard to find
24:07thank you
24:18thank you to the weight watchers
24:21i'm not watching them myself and now ladies and gentlemen for your entertainment here is jeremy brown
24:26and his united nations
24:36thank you
24:42thank you
24:53thank you
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