AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention. BMW : Brings Me Women. FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily. SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards. HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...... VOLVO : Very Oldd Vehicular Object . PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything. DACIA : Daca Ai Cap Ia-ti Alta