Skip to player
Skip to main content
Search
Connect
Watch fullscreen
5
Bookmark
Share
More
Add to Playlist
Report
FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
The Onion
Follow
13 years ago
Made by Pfizer, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness.
Category
😹
Fun
Be the first to comment
Add your comment
Recommended
0:45
|
Up next
FDA Commissioner Makary believes pharmaceutical ads are 'getting out of control'
New York Post
3 days ago
2:25
FDA to Revisit Opioid Labeling for Chronic Pain
Bloomberg
5 weeks ago
0:50
FDA to Reward Drugmakers That Don't 'Rip Off' the US
Bloomberg
5 weeks ago
1:44
Canadian Pharmacy World – WORLD CLASS SAVINGS
CANPharmaWorld
8 years ago
1:53
FDA warns about possible Adderall shortage
23ABC News
3 years ago
2:42
Pfizer Reaches Agreement With Trump on Drug Prices
Rizzle
5 weeks ago
4:35
What ketamine actually does to your brain
Business Insider
5 years ago
0:43
FDA Approves First Drug to Target Genetic Cause of ALS
Benzinga
3 years ago
0:41
Big Pharma Rallies Against Medicare's Historic Move to Control Drug Prices
Benzinga
2 years ago
2:14
NFL Concludes Ex-Players Taking Their Own Lives Because 'They Miss Football So Much'
The Onion
12 years ago
1:28
The Onion's Tips For Succeeding As A Woman In The Workplace
The Onion
12 years ago
1:53
Study: Majority Of Children Lack Strong Male Supermodels
The Onion
12 years ago
2:03
Red Roof Inn Announces New Suicidal Suite
The Onion
12 years ago
1:36
Markets In Turmoil As Price Of Money Skyrockets To $90 A Dollar
The Onion
12 years ago
1:12
Xbox One Capable Of Controlling Users With Simple Voice Commands
The Onion
12 years ago
0:55
Onion News Empire Official Trailer
The Onion
13 years ago
1:17
Cutest Guy In Whole Office Not Even Particularly Attractive
The Onion
13 years ago
1:03
Jessica Simpson Goes On Tour To Promote The Novel She Read
The Onion
13 years ago
3:14
Is This 'Real Life Mr. Ed' Just A Horse Owned By A Lunatic?
The Onion
13 years ago
1:15
Man With Strong Brand Loyalty Willing To Kill For Mazda
The Onion
13 years ago
1:19
The Gunman Tragedy: A Recap Of The Onion’s Coverage
The Onion
13 years ago
0:56
Shady New Wendy's Deal Offering Five Hamburgers For Free, No Questions Asked
The Onion
13 years ago
1:54
Bob Dylan Lays Off 2,000 Workers From Songwriting Factory
The Onion
13 years ago
0:49
Johnny Depp Now Completely Made Of Scarves And Bracelets
The Onion
13 years ago
1:03
Study Reveals Conditions In Women's Prisons Deplorably Unsexy
The Onion
13 years ago
Be the first to comment