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Saying that he’s “okay-looking but definitely nothing special,” employees at Southeastern Publishing Services reported...
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The pregnant starlet has finished reading her long-awaited first book and is currently traveling the country to promote the John Grisham...
Tracy spends some time on a local farm with Ray Kimball, who insists that his horse Franklin has the incredible ability to talk!
In a stern warning aimed at critics of Mazdas everywhere, area man Matthew Hunker, a longtime Mazda driver with two Mazdas in his garage at...
CERN researchers confirm that they have finally identified the elusive Higgs Boson particle and destroyed it forever.
Congressman Ryan is defending his extreme budget plan, which includes proposals that Americans make their own toothpaste and cut their own hair...
When tragedy struck Kansas City today, Onion reporters were first on the scene. This is a video recap of our coverage of the Gunman story that...