You asked for it, and now you've got it (tap tap no trade backs).
There are "dumb" ways to die, and then there are "fun" ways to die.

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Thanks to Matthew Picciotto for suggesting the line about the tubby friend taking the top bunk.
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Here is the joke that is being held up on the sign.
"What's the difference between a cop car and a porcupine?"
Go google the answer... oh, and it wasn't a slam at the police. I have great respect for cops and it's just a joke, so lighten up already.
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Lyrics

1 Tell a joke to a cop
2 Tighten a vice until you hear pop
3 Stick a scorpion in your ear
4 Take a long walk on a short pier

5 go swimming right after lunch
6 swig hydrochloric acid like it was punch

7 Ride a motorcycle into a wall
8 stand on a barbecue so you can be real tall

9 Touch a power line (that is) shooting sparks
10 Dress like a baby seal and play with the sharks

11 Jetski on a lava lake
12 Hit a pitbull with a rake.

13 let your tubby friend take the top bunk
14 tell your girlfriend her vajayjay smells like a skunk

15 go skydiving with only/just an umbrella
16 tell a hell's angel he looks like a very cute fella