This is a parody of the video Dumb Ways To Die.
Lyrics by Joseph Morabito
Singing by Stephen Paul Taylor

Lyrics

Put your head in a jet engine
Swallow a hand grenade
Stick your tongue in a light socket
Tie your junk to a skyrocket

Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die
Dumber ways to die
So many dumber ways to die

Drive your car off a cliff
Take a nap in the fridge
Play soccer on the interstate
Dance near an open sewer grate

-Chorus

Dry your hair in the tub
Find a boa and give 'em a hug
Pet a tiger like a kitty cat
Tell your wife she's really fat.

-Chorus
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all work was done by Joseph Morabito of Right Arm Productions
Software used:
Toonboom 7.1
Adobe Premiere

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