LoL Cypher - Gangplank (Calling out Phreak)

Calling out Phreak! Leave comments until he mans up to the challenge!

Thanks to Collective for starting this out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hvVyQSlKVA

Called out by CrazyEnvy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_1oE_pmTgI

You can make one yourself using this same beat! Download below:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/eiao0chttp://www.purevolume.com/download.php?id=3301229

Lyrics:
Yaah hah harrrrr ye bilgewaterin rat
lookin at me? it'll be the last
time you mock me and my hat,

I'll Parrrley you half health, Avast Matey,
you TRY to use your cc, but Remove Scurvy is OP

You're crying way to much, you can't be clutch
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
What was that? You don't drink? S
says who, you're mum?

Ye cannot run, ye cannot hide
Cannon barrage'll find you, alright?
You've got no clue, what you're doing
meanwhile, I'm jungling
with something a brewing.

The Saltwater Scourge, that's the name
and killing you, that's the game.

Don't leave just yet landlubber
for I've got a few more Rhymes
that would embarrass your mother

sails away in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

I've still got an orange or two
to squirt in your face
Look now, you've lost
your whole team got aced

Now you think you're fast
SURPRISE I raise morale
to chase your ass
Jungle, support, or the top lane
It drives everyone insane

Down to depths ye shall go
swabbin my poopdeck, ye know?
Avast me hearties, look at this kid
nothing but a tease, getting me so fed

Trollin you any day and night
I'm so bored, will ye put up a fight?
Blow me down, Shiver me timbers
I'll tear you up and use you as tinder
to feed the flames, and your abduction
as my pirate fleet rains down
total destruction.