Not Your Grandmother's Alarm Clock

http://OnlineClock.net what the heck is that? An Online Alarm Clock?

EEeeehhhh...back in my day they didn't use no Online Alarm Clock !

Hmmm, an Alarm Clock was something you wound up on the back.

Tjjjjjjahhhhhh, nah, what the heck is this??

Is it some kind of newfangled Alarm Clock you use online??

Well now, just who in the heck is gonna use that, huh?

Online Clock dot Net my ***!

Nyahhhhhhhhh