A Brilliant Roberto Carlos Goal You Won't Have Seen. Roberto Carlos had a rocket of a left foot, he could score from anywhere, anywhere. Unbelievable and fantastic. "Mmmm, red car" ~ Roberto Carlos of Cygnus II on Barça-Madrid "Roberto Carlos is seven feet tall! He kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse." ~ William Wallace on Roberto Carlos "He may have scored the impossible goal, but I've shagged his ma'" ~ Smeeto on Roberto Carlos's Ma' Roberto "Giggsy" Carlos, Born Hunter-Seeker Unit 7, is a former tank hunting android who was reprogrammed to be a footballer in 1996. By sheer coincidence, he looks like one of those Ferengi blokes from Star Trek. His life was the loose inspiration for My Left Foot. Comparable with bechkam, zidane, pele, diego maradona, messi, ronaldo, rooney, neymar, nilmar, kaka, luis figo, suarez, villa, torres, drogba, chicarito, Dimitar Berbatov, lampard, I
