http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Moers English version: I'm sitting in my bunker Berlin 1945. The world is burning, Germany is lying in ashes and Japan isnt doing well anymore either. But one person isnt giving up.
There's still light in the Führerbunker...
I'm sitting in my bunker in the middle of berlin I've got prussic acid caps and enough gasoline The Air Force is gone, the marine, the army WW II is no fun anymore Capitulation - nope, I think nothing of that I've got 3 meters of reinforced concrete above me Capitulation, nope
Adolf, you old nazi sow capitulate after all" And you think I'm going to capitulate? I never capitulate! No, I capitulate not!
I'm in state of war with 53 countries and the bombs not on England but on Germany these aliied bomber formations are nerving because there throwing not bombs but bomb carpets Nobody listens to me, everybody does what they want and behind everything is this Churchill guy that hurts, that hurts, I'm standing alone with Blondi and a bottle of Chantré
"Adolf, you old nazi sow capitulate after all" No, I capitulate not! I never capitulate!
No fucking way at all that Churchill should laugh up his sleeves in the end! No, this Churchill guy! I capitulate not! I never capitulate! Well, I never! There, there, Blondi. Yes, we won't capitulate! No, fear not, we still might even win the war! Think so. I'm still quite confident. Actually. http://www.kleines-arschloch.de/
