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  • 6/11/2010
3001年~宇宙チンチンの奇異~ (3001 - A Space C*ck Oddity) by Markus Uhl.

When Arthur C. Clark first published his ideas for satellites and space stations, many people thought he was mad. In Kubrick’s adaptation of Clark’s novel 2001: A Space Odyssey, we can see many visual metaphors for penises - or, as so many people have wondered throughout the ages, is it penii? - from an ape with a big bone to a computer which looks with its red cock-eye, and, in the end, fucks everybody. Markus Uhl extends Clark’s grand theory by carving the lunar obelisk into a cock, moving it to Mars and shooting green spooge signals at the Earth. Since this film’s release, there has been a mysterious voice heard around Clark’s grave, screaming “you thought I was mad, who’s mad now you stupid fuckers.” Yeah? If I was a Martian Nazi dick-loving spider, I know what I’d be doing.