00:03by Jesus sex has changed since my day if you were going on a first date nowadays a man would
00:08expect
00:08you to perform fellatio me sing opera you'd have a better chance of getting a blowjob
00:20take off me fucking tight
00:25that chases agnes you can't tell me you've never enjoyed it enjoy what the organism I nearly did
00:32once Mary McCarty told me to get a cucumber I went down to the supermarket to get it the
00:39amount of when I slice it I said excuse me it's a fanny not a fucking parking me I was
00:47thinking about
00:47getting a boob job and what's wrong with the fucking job you have if you'd had access to
00:56surgery in your day what would you have changed I might have got a couple of inches put onto your
01:02father's penis yes why would you do that Buster said it would stop him pissing on these slippers
01:12I can't go with you on the 14th that's Valentine's night Jack was taking me into town for tea and
01:18biscuits oh Jesus I'm so excited Agnes I've never given blood before don't talk to mrs. Brian I have
01:29to look at the ways there's no fucking show you you you you you you you you you you you