00:00This summer...
00:02Do I have to do it with the accent?
00:04No, it's just how I feel like I'm trying a bit...
00:05It feels a bit try-hard. Yeah, I thought it.
00:08This summer, New Zealand's
00:10longest-running comedy series
00:11is back.
00:15Get ready...
00:16What? To watch your favourite Kiwi actors
00:18Me. From Shortland Street.
00:20A comedy show from
00:21another network. These
00:23are sort of randoms. Forced to meet ya.
00:25And Paula Bennett slumbered in a show
00:27about three Asian nobodies.
00:31But unlike
00:32your favourite Kung Fu movie,
00:33there's no bad dub over or subtitles
00:35needed. You tap that bitch right now.
00:38And by bitch I mean in the feminist sense.
00:40You can even tell them apart by their hairstyles.
00:42Shit, wait.
00:44No, oh, you can't.
00:46You can't. What do you think?
00:47So strap on, sit down
00:50and ride this dick of diversity.
00:52As the girls
00:53get revenge for this bullshit.
00:55You can't stop me.
00:56And this bullshit. And that one. And that one too.
01:00Oh, it's disappointing.
01:01Go literally fuck yourself.
01:03Woah, woah, woah, woah.
01:05Enjoy sophisticated...
01:06You need a shit.
01:07...award-winning comedy...
01:10...and stuff that would be super offensive
01:12if it was written by a white person.
01:14No wonder you can't drive looking through the small slits.
01:17Sure, you've probably never heard of these girls.
01:19But your taxpayer money paid for it.
01:21And everyone likes to moan about taxpayer money.
01:24Especially if you voted national.
01:26I fucking quit! I'm counting!
01:29Starring...
01:42Oh God.
01:44Friday Night Bites 2.
01:45It's like your favourite chick flick, except it's not.
01:49Cause when are Asian women ever cast as leads around here?
01:53Eh?
01:54And ask yourself.
01:55Seriously, when?
01:56At all?
01:58Like ever?
01:58Go!
02:01Go.
02:07Go!
