A compilation of the first ten episodes of Microsoft Sam reads Funny Garfield Comics, with plenty of improvements all around. A total of 275 comics are featured in this massive comic reading session! Enjoy! :D
Also, thanks for over 2600 subscribers!
Also also, happy birthday to Garfield and his comic series!
GoComics links to all 275 comics:
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vQYJWtQImViP2BYdY1RXztsbRdnG1YGgIuPIPUv6vB1s__zIt4Pd3lV2DWFIvm5hLkF0Jth7FvozG2N/pub?pli=1
The Garfield comic and its characters are owned by Jim Davis and Paws Inc. (which is in turn owned by Paramount Global). This video is a fan-made parody made in admiration of their original work. Please support the original creators of the comic!
== TIMESTAMPS ==
00:00 Opening
00:27 Ep. 1
04:14 Ep. 2
07:08 Ep. 3
09:49 Ep. 4
12:57 Ep. 5
15:52 Ep. 6
18:37 Ep. 7
21:51 Ep. 8
28:15 Ep. 9
33:42 Ep. 10
42:46 Closing
== OTHER ATTRIBUTIONS ==
The sound and visuals in the intro are based on the Gameboy Advance startup screen. The sound was composed using Windows 98 & 98 Plus! sounds.
Fire sound from "Free Sounds Library", Free Sound Effects Site.
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0).
http://www.freesoundslibrary.com
Bell Alarm Clock Sound Effect by Alexandar · 2017-10-20
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
https://www.freesoundslibrary.com/bell-alarm-clock-sound-effect/
#Garfield
Video Number: 564
└── (channel): 283
Series: #MSGarf
Installment: 1-10
Render Date: 2022-06-04, 02:41 CDT
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Also, thanks for over 2600 subscribers!
Also also, happy birthday to Garfield and his comic series!
GoComics links to all 275 comics:
https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/e/2PACX-1vQYJWtQImViP2BYdY1RXztsbRdnG1YGgIuPIPUv6vB1s__zIt4Pd3lV2DWFIvm5hLkF0Jth7FvozG2N/pub?pli=1
The Garfield comic and its characters are owned by Jim Davis and Paws Inc. (which is in turn owned by Paramount Global). This video is a fan-made parody made in admiration of their original work. Please support the original creators of the comic!
== TIMESTAMPS ==
00:00 Opening
00:27 Ep. 1
04:14 Ep. 2
07:08 Ep. 3
09:49 Ep. 4
12:57 Ep. 5
15:52 Ep. 6
18:37 Ep. 7
21:51 Ep. 8
28:15 Ep. 9
33:42 Ep. 10
42:46 Closing
== OTHER ATTRIBUTIONS ==
The sound and visuals in the intro are based on the Gameboy Advance startup screen. The sound was composed using Windows 98 & 98 Plus! sounds.
Fire sound from "Free Sounds Library", Free Sound Effects Site.
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0).
http://www.freesoundslibrary.com
Bell Alarm Clock Sound Effect by Alexandar · 2017-10-20
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
https://www.freesoundslibrary.com/bell-alarm-clock-sound-effect/
#Garfield
Video Number: 564
└── (channel): 283
Series: #MSGarf
Installment: 1-10
Render Date: 2022-06-04, 02:41 CDT
~|END OF DESCRIPTION|~
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00:14Hello all! Today, we're gonna be reading 275 comic strips from the first 10 episodes of Microsoft's M. Reads Funny
00:22Garfield Comics.
00:23Also, thanks for 2,500 subs. Now let's get the going.
00:27It's Monday. What an ugly day.
00:30Hey Garfield. We are going camping.
00:32Maybe if I die, I won't have to go.
00:35Great day for a camping trip. Right boys? Yes, we, families should do stuff together.
00:42Good idea. Let's all get carsick. What's this little handle for?
00:49Leave the parking brake alone, Garfield.
00:52Looks like we can stop for lunch, boys. I can't find a restaurant.
00:56I'm on the set.
00:58Hey! Isn't this fun, boys? You know, I have a feeling nothing's going to spoil this camping trip.
01:05Congratulations. You just ran over a cow.
01:09Let's get out, get some fresh air, and stretch our legs, boys.
01:15Odie likes it.
01:16Leave the keys so I can listen to the radio.
01:20I think there's something wrong with this lasagna recipe.
01:24Watch and learn. Survival is my life, Garfield. Watch me set up camp. First we unpack our food, then roll
01:32out our sleeping bags. Build the campfire. And finally set up the tent. Let's see now. What have I forgotten?
01:40To notify your next off camp?
01:42Well, here we are camping, boys. Isn't this perfect?
01:46I disagree.
01:47The tent is perfect. The view is perfect. Everything is perfect.
01:51It's not perfect yet. Now it's perfect.
01:55This rain will end someday, Garfield. We just gotta have a sense of humor about this.
02:01I'll never be dry again.
02:03Hey! There's a carp in my knapsack.
02:06Where's your sense of humor, John?
02:08Uh, Garfield, we have some snacks in the carp.
02:11What are you trying to tell me, John?
02:14Go get them for me, will you?
02:16Sure. No problem.
02:20The firewood's getting wet, Garfield. Go get it.
02:24No way.
02:24I said, go get it.
02:26Okay, okay. Your firewood, Lana.
02:29Oops.
02:31Go outside and see if it's still raining, Garfield.
02:34Yes, son. Good news, it stopped raining. It's slowing.
02:40Hey, it stopped raining. Let's go hiking, boys.
02:44See what happens when you don't have sidewalks, Odie.
02:49Here we are, boys. Out here with Mother Nature.
02:53No cars, no clocks, no stress.
02:55No TV, no microwave, no refrigerator, no indoor litter box.
03:04Odie, did you hear that? That sounded like a bear.
03:07Let's get out of here.
03:09Woo. We made it. We're safe.
03:11Maybe we should've warned John.
03:15I can't believe it.
03:17Two weeks cooped up with Johnny and Odie in the middle of nowhere.
03:21If I don't get to visit with some real humanity soon, I'm going to go Starkers.
03:26So, Rock, read any good books lately.
03:29Go outside and check for bears, Garfield.
03:33Sure, why not? No. There are no bears out here.
03:36Just punas. Here Odie, have a toasted marshmallow.
03:41Slurp.
03:42I really do hate camping.
03:44Okay, so it rained for two weeks.
03:47We still had fun, didn't we?
03:52Okay, so I forgot to roll the window up.
03:55Do you know what I'm looking forward to after camping, boys?
03:59A nice hot shower.
04:01And from the smell of things, you guys could use one too.
04:05Camping was sure fun, wasn't it, boys?
04:08Gee, I wish we could camp just one more night.
04:11But, that can be arranged.
04:13Enjoy.
04:14I'm awake.
04:16And they said it couldn't be done.
04:19Hello?
04:20No, there's no Peggy here.
04:22No, there never was a Peggy here.
04:25No, I will not pretend to be Peggy.
04:28I love wrong numbers.
04:30Well, nothing's moving.
04:32I have high standards when it comes to cat food.
04:36I'm making Grandma's special soup, Garfield.
04:38I'm trying to follow her recipe.
04:41Where do I get a coyote?
04:43We can substitute with chocolate cake.
04:45Diet time, Garfield.
04:49And just as I reach my target weight,
04:52cat treats are a greater invention than the oil.
04:55Whoa.
04:55A oil made from cat treats.
05:01Sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff.
05:03Snork.
05:04Shoo!
05:05Snork!
05:09This happens all the time.
05:11Sometimes winter can seem gray, dull, lifeless, cold, and unforgiving.
05:17But then along comes Christmas, and along comes John.
05:20A little help.
05:21So this is your shopping list?
05:23No.
05:24That's the index.
05:26What would you like for Christmas, Odie?
05:28A chewy bone, or a squeaky bone.
05:38Odie?
05:39I think he locked up.
05:41Santa will be here soon.
05:42With presents for everybody who's been good.
05:45And me.
05:46And you.
05:47What's this?
05:47I'm sending Santa a picture of me.
05:51Not a very good likeness.
05:53Okay, I added the halo.
05:55Nothing lasts forever.
05:57Run!
05:58Fruitcake doesn't count.
06:00Santa Claus knows whether you've been good or bad.
06:03He's a fat guy who does nothing 364 days out of the year.
06:08You haven't been very good.
06:09Who is he to judge me?
06:10I've heard that Christmas calories don't count.
06:14I say that should also apply for the days of the week.
06:17How can you eat so much?
06:19Tuesday calories don't count.
06:21Look, Garfield, a banana slicer.
06:23Think Liz would like that for Christmas?
06:27Why do you look at me like that?
06:30Would you rather I rolled my eyes?
06:32Garfield, how about this for Liz?
06:34A wrinkle cream holiday gift set.
06:36You're going to be a lonely, lonely old man.
06:40Sigh.
06:40I never know what to get Liz for Christmas, Garfield.
06:44Look, you be her, and I'll try some gift ideas out on you.
06:48Fine.
06:49Teeth-widening strips.
06:50I think we should see other people.
06:52Ho ho ho!
06:54I bet Spider Claus knows what you want for Christmas.
06:57Stop!
06:58Anger management classes!
07:00What's this?
07:01My Christmas list.
07:04There's a chainsaw.
07:04Nobody makes a cheese banish that big.
07:06Then it's time somebody started.
07:08Charbicle holiday tradition number one.
07:11O Hello!
07:12and every year.
07:14HTML holiday tradition number two.
07:18caroling.
07:20Let's see now.
07:22Tree decorated.
07:23Check.
07:24House lights up.
07:25Check.
07:26Presents wrapped.
07:27Check.
07:28Stockings hung from chimney.
07:29Check.
07:30Check.
07:31Santa trap tested. Check.
07:35Garfield?
07:36Hey, I need it on alto.
07:38Hello, Santa's Pizza.
07:40I'd like to order a large pepperoni.
07:42Why is it called Santa's Pizza?
07:46It's Christmas. The one day out of the whole year.
07:49When shredding is not frowned upon.
07:52I ate so much I can't move.
07:56Me too.
08:00Best Christmas ever.
08:03Ever.
08:05Hi. I'm your holiday over eating nightmare.
08:09Mwahahahaha!
08:11But why are you?
08:13The last stout match.
08:14I got my wife a treadmill for Christmas.
08:17That's nice.
08:18Why are you standing out here in the snow?
08:21I got my wife a treadmill for Christmas.
08:232009 has sure been a long year.
08:27We gotta get a new calendar.
08:28Mine is to not be so clumsy.
08:34Resolutions are so hard to keep.
08:36My resolution is to be more sensitive to the feelings of others.
08:40Smash!
08:41That hurt!
08:42I feel your heart pain.
08:43This year I resolve to abandon my scavenging vermin ways.
08:48Are you gonna finish that?
08:50My new year's resolution is to lose weight.
08:53You... lose weight?
08:54Yeah.
08:55I'm getting the real flag up.
08:59Ah. Winter is here.
09:01You know what the world needs more of?
09:04Me.
09:05Love.
09:05The world loving me.
09:07You never know what might be around the next corner.
09:11You go ahead.
09:13I'll wait here.
09:14Do you believe in time travel?
09:16Observe.
09:17When I get up, it will be Friday.
09:20I dreamed about you last night, Liz.
09:23How sweet.
09:24I also dreamed about Godzilla.
09:26Different dream, I hope.
09:28Then let's say it was.
09:29I'll be leaving the room now.
09:31First snowflake of the year.
09:33I wonder what kind of season it'll be.
09:37Probably a bad one.
09:50And I have a hundred more pet stories.
09:52I guess the party's over.
09:54Yeeaw!
09:55Whoopie!
09:56Party!
09:57Let's have a party!
09:58Yeeaw!
09:58I ate fleas.
10:00The spray should do the trick.
10:01Peek!
10:02Peek!
10:03Peek!
10:03Peek!
10:04Peek!
10:05Peek!
10:06Cough, cough!
10:07Medic!
10:08Read your Sam!
10:09Speak to us, Sam!
10:11Please, cough, come closer.
10:14Boys.
10:15I gotta say one thing.
10:17Cough.
10:18What is it?
10:18Sam?
10:19Party.
10:20Let's have a party!
10:21Hey-heart!
10:25wake up!
10:26Wake up.
10:28musical which is so dramatic.
10:28Time's wasting.
10:29It's a new year, pal.
10:31Time for a new start.
10:33There's a new world out there with new challenges.
10:36And it's all mine.
10:37Ali-ho.
10:39New year, new start, new world, same John.
10:43You know what the world needs?
10:45More sugary treats.
10:46Love.
10:47What are you?
10:48Some kind of a nut?
10:49Bad news, Garfield.
10:51I forgot to buy cat food.
10:53Oh no.
10:54Whatever will I do?
10:56Here you go, John.
10:57I'm not your pet.
10:59You're mine.
11:00And furthermore, is that turkey?
11:03Size.
11:04This, obviously, is not my pet.
11:07Question mark.
11:08Every sweater I own is missing.
11:10Warm at last.
11:11Do you think I'm funny?
11:13Tadadadada.
11:14Sorry.
11:15I thought you were kidding.
11:23Ding dong.
11:25Yes?
11:26Whip, spot!
11:27Would you repeat that?
11:29You will go out with me?
11:30Hello?
11:31Yes?
11:33John will be right back.
11:34He's in the front yard doing his happy chicken dance.
11:37Yeah.
11:48made you look there's our cow bossy she kicked me in the head once
11:54she kicked me in the head once comes the dawn and this is a picture of my prize
12:00rooster henry that's a picture of an egg he was much younger than uh but he already
12:05had his dad's rugged good looks you're scaring me john we had to make our own fun back on the
12:12farm
12:12doc boy and i used to play a game with the electric fence we called touch it wimp my fingers
12:18still
12:19tingle and the brain still numb and that's what i did today how about you i spent the day listening
12:26to what you did today hello i'm a fat lazy cat what's your name grafield wait right here call
12:34our lawyer i shaved my eyebrows i hate mondays a cat can have fun with just a piece of string
12:45not this piece of string however i don't feel like getting older maybe if i change the year
12:51i'll get younger on my birthday garfield have you seen my pacifier ready or not here i come
12:58i see you garfield i gotta go on a diet garfield i bought you a diet book i know i've
13:05already lost
13:06two pounds to be more specific i lost the book today is the first day of your diet garfield promise
13:13me you won't cheat come on now promise me oh very well i promise john's got me on a grapefruit
13:20diet
13:20how silly damn yet effective here you are garfield as per your diet a small salad hey where's the
13:28french bread needed a crouton gee garfield i feel terrible eating in front of you what with you on
13:35your diet here you go fella size john's had me on this diet like forever hey what the
13:49what is it garfield something wrong with your feet feet feet those are feet hey and i bet those
13:58wiggly things in the ends are toes right i hate cold feet i'm depressed garfield just look at this gut
14:10thanks anytime skinny cats like to survey their territory my territory has dandruff sleeping makes
14:20me hungry and eating makes me sleepy life is good an unguarded hamburger cat food gotcha
14:40okay your turn garfield what do you think of our refrigerator it keeps the food off the floor
14:47do you think we should get a new one do you think there will catch on as a breathing medium
14:52what say
14:52we go shopping john you don't shop for the refrigerator you make a commitment i'm looking
14:58for a new refrigerator i see anything specific do you have any with alarms and a time lock i love
15:08refrigerator shopping i wonder what this lever does how convenient i don't know john as refrigerators go
15:17i guess it's okay but don't they have anything bigger for the dieter here's a fridge with a full
15:24length mirror absurd for the indecisive diner this one features a peephole silly and for the cat owner a
15:32pet door practical now this fridge has a 19 inch tv installed right in the door and for the hopelessly
15:39decadent a roll away bed what no hot tub garfield speak to me my decoy sprung a leak some days
15:53i just
15:53can't get started i know what you mean 1994 was like that for me woo woo woo personally i don't
16:03think
16:03it's any more than a two day size i have nothing to celebrate for the 100th day in a row
16:10this day
16:11needs improving i have to admit that's not bad who knows maybe someday i'll visit another planet give it
16:19up john you won't be able to get a date there either time to see if my teeth are still
16:25sharp enough
16:26uh uh uh uh uh uh uh my leg see you again for my six month checkup
16:39more coffee boys sure about time no more of this getting older stuff from now on i'll
16:47i'll now soon i'll be 26 years old i hate aging unfortunately aging is madly in love with me
16:56what would you like for your birthday garfield a featherless canary it wouldn't tickle going down
17:02normal you're the nicest cat i know may i have a word with you purple nobody's nicer than i am
17:08if you know what's good for you they say the older you get the wiser you get you must be
17:14very very wise
17:15very very very very very wise i wonder if anyone will miss him people love me know why because i'm
17:23cute
17:23that's why and you well you're deteriorating i wonder how high cute bounces
17:31size birthdays bring you lots of things gray hair bad eyesight creaky joints ear hair aches pains bad
17:39teeth size and cake this year i feel younger than ever my little birthday is going to get me down
17:46no sir is it my imagination or is this trip getting longer so what so you're going to be 26
17:54time marches on come back i'm not getting older i'm getting better every day in every way and i'm gonna
18:02grow wings and i'm gonna fly too age is a state of mind with a healthy dose of denial i'm
18:10not showing my age
18:12not for you or anyone else size 26 another birthday another year another another what was i just thinking
18:22about john john man is this embarrassing i completely forgot what i was going to say
18:34now i remember your car is on fire garfield i know you hate mondays but everything that could
18:41possibly happen to you has already happened oh contraire power failure breath since we can't
18:47watch tv during a power failure garfield what say we listen to the radio click click haha do i feel
18:54stupid that's because you are stupid how about a game of cards no thanks i'm just going to sit here
19:00and
19:00cry for a while i've learned something from this power failure garfield when you are deprived of
19:05your eyesight isn't it amazing how much keener your other senses become huh don't worry garfield the
19:12power failure may have spoiled the food in the refrigerator but we still have lots of canned goods
19:17now where's our electric can opener hey garfield as long as the power is off we might as well go
19:24out
19:24i have my bowling ball let's go bowling get your fingers out of my eyes and your thumb out of
19:30my mouth
19:30and i'll consider it great the power's back on i can't think of anything worse than a power failure
19:41how about two power failures
19:49all right you guys get out of here it's only a little thunderstorm pets they are just like kids
19:58give me some room will you hey your feet are cold what are you doing with those binoculars garfield
20:04i'm checking something out yup i was right there's boredom just as far as the eye can see life is
20:11like a
20:11ferrari it goes too fast but that's okay because you can't afford it anyway garfield wait most kinds
20:19of spiders are completely harmless john you're right especially the dead kinds you fell off the
20:25curtains so much for mountain climbing i thought cats are supposed to land on their feet so much for
20:31myth cats don't land on their feet so much for mystique wake up garfield it's a beautiful february
20:37morning wake me when it's march it's monday the start of a brand new week strike two february monday
20:43the 13th argh i ate it when mud goes up in my feet knock knock knock watch me scare john
20:51with this
20:51rubber spider what a rubber spider raps i didn't fool him i wonder if garfield knows i have a pizza
20:59in the
20:59oven i wonder if john knows i ate his pizza he doesn't suspect a thing wow did you hear that
21:08thunder it
21:09made the hair on the back of my neck stand up get on that i heard thunder makes cats jumpy
21:16i wonder if that's true garfield come out from under the couch it's only a little fun
21:24hey i found a dime my hero that thunder can't get us now garfield it's safe here under the couch
21:32it's
21:32also disgusting care for a petrified cheese girl i don't believe this i'm hiding from a thunderstorm
21:39under the couch with my cat this will be our little secret okay just between you me and my blog
21:45what
21:46would happen if i tried to be a failure and failed we'd be rich what do you think garfield don't
21:54ask
21:55there's nothing like camping out in cold weather that's for sure as the temperature drops the
22:00circulation gets going and the feet get numb this is nature at her best i'd settle for less we have
22:05everything our fire our shelter our coffee on a stick what a dismal day i think i'll stay in bed
22:11all day good morning garfield it's a beautiful day today what a beautiful day i think i'll stay in bed
22:18all day
22:25garfield you make a lovely fire i do make a lovely fire well i gotta go get ready for my
22:30date
22:31you enjoy your lovely fire i enjoy my lovely fire hey where are all my bow ties they make a
22:37lovely fire
22:37i wonder if that floor is cold yup it's cold all right garfield if you keep eating like that
22:45you're going to explode okay who shook the soda pop
22:53enjoying the fire garfield yup kind of makes me wish we had a fireplace there monday check stop
23:00fuck fool you john looks like he needs some attention nice john good boy prayer and some
23:08professional help coffee your guess is as good as mine is your coffee too strong garfield i don't know
23:16before i could taste it it got up and walked away be careful garfield that coffee is hot thanks for
23:23the
23:24warning one more sip of coffee would probably be a mistake i know my caffeine john says if i run
23:32fast
23:32i can avoid exercise wait a second to keep garfield from taking cookies i have installed a surveillance camera
23:43hey where's my camera stole it sold it dot more cookies coffee break
23:52yes
23:59happy new stock monday the last cookie you know you could be a real great guy and let me eat
24:06that
24:07Or you could be a cat.
24:10Nom nom.
24:15Pretty lame attempt, Garfield.
24:17If you want to pull one over on old John, you'll have to do better than...
24:24Rats.
24:26Rats.
24:29Rats.
24:30No one can lose at computer games faster than John.
24:34That brownie has green mold growing on it.
24:38Making it count as a vegetable.
24:40You just won 10 million dollars.
24:42Slam.
24:43Who was it?
24:44It wasn't the pizza guy.
24:45It's Monday, and there's nothing over there.
24:48And nothing over there.
24:50Which can only mean...
24:51It's a cold dark morning.
24:53It's hailing. Locusts are eating the lawn.
24:56The fence is on fire.
24:57Just another average Monday.
25:03Whoops, sorry.
25:04I had the remote set on Comicstrip.
25:06It's Monday.
25:08The screws in that chandelier need...
25:10Tied in.
25:12Question.
25:12Is everything better with melted cheese on it?
25:15I have a missing sweat sock.
25:17Answer.
25:17No.
25:18I'd like an extra large pizza with triple toppings of everything.
25:22Yes, I'm the guy with the cat.
25:25Yes.
25:26I'll leave the money on the driveway.
25:28Wimps.
25:29Here I come world.
25:30What's that?
25:31The world wants five more minutes.
25:38Not all presents are for you.
25:40I'm picking up on that.
25:42How cute.
25:42The pizza delivery guy was dressed as Santa.
25:45Hey.
25:46Someone ate our pizza.
25:48Brrr.
25:54Some surgery.
25:56So Garfield, did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?
26:02That would be impossible, wouldn't it?
26:04Wow.
26:05Two stupid questions in a row.
26:10This thank you note is gonna be a challenge.
26:13Words don't do it justice.
26:16Sigh. I can't believe Christmas is over. I waited so long for it, and now it's gone. And I miss
26:24it. At least I still have you, old buddy.
26:33It's laundry day, okay?
26:35I like Doc Boy's Christmas presents.
26:38I'm making a list of things that need doing around this house.
26:43New, kitchen, light, bulb.
26:46You're writing on my face. This year, I resolved to stay out of trouble, which will require effort, determination, and
26:54being much sneakier.
26:55It's the new me.
26:58Notice any difference?
27:00Sorry, the old me isn't paying attention.
27:04Morning.
27:05Morning. And no, I'm not turning up the heat.
27:11I'm going to be late for an appointment.
27:15Really late.
27:20Really, really, really late.
27:21Just go.
27:23There's cat care on everything.
27:24That is an exaggeration. Look at the seal.
27:28Never mind.
27:28I have built a perfect scale model replica of the Parthenon.
27:33It took days.
27:34Probably shouldn't have made it out of chocolate.
27:39Come on boys, let's go for a walk.
27:41It's a gloomy day, but at least it isn't raining.
27:45Well, at least it isn't snowing.
27:47Well, at least it isn't hailing.
27:53How about stopping there, jinx boy?
27:56I'm glad I didn't mention a volcano.
28:05Look, Garfield. A falling star. If you make a wish on a falling star, it will come true. Did you
28:12make a wish?
28:14Yes.
28:15Here's something you never stop to think about.
28:18Do you realize that one-seventh of your life is spent on Monday?
28:22Do we? Now the inside of my mouth is all black.
28:25Newsprint will do that.
28:27Fire.
28:30If you are cold, you can use one of my sweaters.
28:33Thanks.
28:35Not to start a fire.
28:36Make up your mind.
28:38A toast to the new year.
28:40Link.
28:41This does not bode well.
28:42It's not a very good sign either.
28:45Slacker.
28:45Why are you just sitting there?
28:47There's nothing to be done, man.
28:49Go away.
28:54If I eat John's bagel, he'll be angry with me.
28:58But if I don't, I'll be angry with me.
29:01What should I do?
29:04You ate my bagel.
29:05But I'm pleased with myself.
29:10You know, if I were you.
29:12Sleeping all day, eating like a pig.
29:15Being weighted on hand and foot.
29:17Not listening to a thing I say.
29:20Wow, I wish I were you.
29:22Take a number.
29:23Garfield, did you eat all three of those cakes I baked?
29:27Nope.
29:28Two and a half.
29:29Garfield, you've been eating in bed again, haven't you?
29:32So, Sherlock, what ticked you off?
29:36Hello?
29:37No, no, it's alright.
29:40That was the Titanic.
29:41They spotted an orange iceberg.
29:43I wonder if you float.
29:45I now do weight and fortunes.
29:47You're on.
29:48You're fat.
29:49And my fortune?
29:50I predict you're going to stop me flat.
29:52You're good.
29:53If you continue to gain weight at your current rate.
29:56In 17 years, you'll blot out the sun.
29:59Where are you going?
30:00To get a donut and a flashlight.
30:03Low fat cat food.
30:05Do I look like a low fat cat?
30:10Have a salad.
30:12Have a salad.
30:13Have a salad.
30:14Have a salad.
30:16Ahem.
30:17Have a salad.
30:18There's just no right way to say that to him.
30:21If you close your eyes, you can pretend this lettuce is chocolate cake.
30:26If you close your eyes, I can have real chocolate cake.
30:30Hey John, check out my new diet.
30:33Nom nom, gulp.
30:34Did you notice I chewed before I swallowed?
30:37How's the diet going?
30:38Hey.
30:39Somebody out there's eating.
30:41I withdraw the question.
30:42Bacon.
30:43Did someone say bacon?
30:44Of course you said bacon.
30:44Everyone likes bacon.
30:45Bacon bacon bacon.
30:46Ugh.
30:46I told you not to do this in the middle of a comic session.
30:51How's the diet going?
30:52Great.
30:53I've cut out snacks.
30:54I did, however, have 11 lunches.
30:57I've eaten all the donuts.
30:58Now they can't tempt me to cheat on my diet.
31:01Flawless logic, if ever I've heard it.
31:04Are you having a good time?
31:06Because I'm not.
31:07Wait.
31:08That was kind of fun.
31:10Garfidididid
31:12Gulp!
31:14Hi.
31:15Owe!
31:15Say, aren't you the invisible man?
31:17No, I'm not.
31:19He's shorter than I am.
31:21He's only out this tall.
31:22Oh yeah.
31:23But don't feel bad, a lot of people confuse us.
31:25I think I'll wake up now.
31:27I'm so bored I can't believe it.
31:30Not me.
31:31I can believe it.
31:32You don't scare me. I'm not supposed to. You're supposed to scare me. Oops, Rookie.
31:39Stand back, cat. I'm a black belt. These legs are lethal weapons.
31:44Can you break a brick?
31:45Huh? Try me.
31:47Go.
31:49Slim! I'm back from Binky Burger. I got a Binky Buster meal.
31:55Odie, you got the Officer Bobo Munchabunch box. And your usual is over there.
32:00Hey. I forgot my Larderau tartar sauce again. I love Mondays.
32:07So much for reverse psychology.
32:12John's vlog. Today I cleaned my barbecue grill.
32:16There was a lot of cake top junk, and it took a lot of hard scraping with a wire brush.
32:21All afternoon long, it was scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape scrape.
32:27Come on. It's not that boring.
32:46Sississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississississ
32:47No, I don't need a 2 litre of soda, just...
32:50No, I don't need any wings with that.
32:53No, I don't want any breadsticks either, just the pizza.
32:56And just why would I need a service plan for a pizza?
33:00The old upsell.
33:02Food.
33:03Thanks for pointing that out.
33:05Well, at least Monday's over.
33:09I'll be going back to bed now.
33:12Stop right there.
33:14You are looking great today, back at ya.
33:16Ok, Oddie, get ready, and touch yourself.
33:22Garfidiidiidiiild.
33:23Are you going to lie there all day?
33:25That's the plan.
33:26You won't get anything done like that.
33:28Also part of the plan.
33:30You're going to disintegrate into a big pile of dust and just blow away.
33:34Someone's leaked the plan.
33:36Beware of hidden dog!
33:37You don't look very well hidden.
33:39I'm not.
33:40I'm also not the one to beware of.
33:42Hey Garfield, it says here people can perform superhuman feats of stress,
33:46during periods of great stress. What baloney. By the way, I'm taking you to the vet today.
33:53You can't hide from me forever, Garfield. I'm going to find you and take you to the vet.
33:58You may be sneaky, but I'm sneakier. Sneaky is my middle name. Garfield can't resist lasagna,
34:05and when he comes to eat it, I'm going to catch him and take him to the vet.
34:09Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. That cat has the longest lips I've ever seen.
34:15Now where could Garfield be? He's not in the cookies, and he certainly wouldn't be in the
34:20Doddy Biscuits. It's a good thing I can't read. Aha. There you are, Garfield. You're going to the vet now.
34:30Sorry, Odie. I wish I could find Garfield's hiding place so I could take him to the vet.
34:35He's sure hiding in a good place. A good place. Not a smart place, but a good place.
34:43Nom nom nom nom nom. Crunch crunch crunch crunch. Yum yum yum yum.
34:51Sorry, Garfield, but I only have one ship left. If I had more, I'd share them with you.
34:58Now you have lots more. It must be Monday. It's cold, it's dreary, it's raining. Even inside the house.
35:07Garfield, may I have a word with you? Can you explain this?
35:11This is a wild guess, but I'd say you're on the phone.
35:14Have you been playing with the glue again?
35:16Whoa. You gotta show me how you do that. Now that's a big tree.
35:28I got you a get well card, John.
35:32What are you doing, Garfield?
35:35Waiting for you to finish that month old meatloaf. In which day are most diets begun?
35:40Wrong. Monday is the second most popular day. Most diets are begun tomorrow.
35:46tomorrow.
36:06Boy, the days fly by fast. Seems every time you turn around.
36:12It's Monday again.
36:14Excuse me, are you aware that this is Be Kind to Spider's Week? Would you like a pamphlet?
36:21Don't be afraid. I'm not poisonous.
36:25But you're still icky.
36:27Spider! Wham wham wham wham!
36:30That'll teach him not to come around here.
36:32Hey, wait a second.
36:34Dear sir, on behalf of spider-lovers everywhere, we wish to strongly protest your noodle treatment of our erratic brothers
36:41and sisters.
36:43Spiders are our friends. Spiders-
36:45STICK!
36:47Uh-oh! Here comes that cat! I better play Tossum!
36:57Eat up, old buddy.
36:59Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
37:01This cat food is made of dried whey, sodium caseinate, isolated swa-
37:04Rats, I forgot I can't say swa-
37:06Isolated Swa protein, calcium carbonate, phosphoric acid, decalcium phosphate, corn gluten meal, wheat germ meal, brewers dried yeast,
37:12ice-dried salt, ground wheat, ground corn, swadi-
37:15Not again.
37:15Swadi meal, poultry by-product meal, animal-fat-preserved with BHA, wheat germ meal, choline chloride, citric acid, onion powder,
37:22thiamine, paraminopensolic acid, riboflavin supplement, manadium sodium disulfite, calcium pentafenate, niacin, iron sulfate,
37:28magnesium sulfate, manganese sulfate, manganese oxide, zinc oxide, copper oxide, cobalt carbonate.
37:34You won't get rid of me that easily.
37:37Now what did I do?
37:41I'm a regular deer.
37:43I might as well relax till I get rescued from this tree.
37:46Cats always get rescued.
37:50But, what do I know?
37:52Windy today.
37:55Gemini, today you will reach new heights.
37:57Here comes the fire department.
38:00I'm saved.
38:03Stuck up in a tree again.
38:05Why do I do stupid things like this?
38:08And that.
38:09It's John.
38:10I'm saved.
38:12My hero.
38:29The toilet is ringing.
38:31What should I do?
38:33Take a message.
38:48Milk.
38:48I think I'll have toast.
38:52I think I'll have toast.
38:58Tindle Tindle.
39:00Hello.
39:18Welcome to the loud show.
39:19We are loud.
39:20We are proud.
39:21And we a mean, too.
39:28Stupid owl.
39:39If I see one more cat hair around here, I'm going to lose it.
39:45Definitely worth the price of admission.
39:47Nobody knows what the mysterious cat is thinking.
39:52Not even the mysterious cat.
39:55How about giving me a big smile?
39:58Why? You already have one.
40:04Mum, Dad, Doc Boy, we are here.
40:07We were bored just sitting at home watching the TV.
40:10So, we came over for a visit.
40:15Happy Holidays from John, Garfield, and Odie.
40:18Happy Johnny Days from Hull, Oakfield, and Garry.
40:22Time for a little break.
40:24Hippie frolly guns.
40:27There.
40:28Well, the lasagna's in the oven.
40:30It should take about 45 minutes.
40:47The sooner you want it, the longer it takes.
40:56John.
40:57You shouldn't leave these things out.
40:59I might eat one.
41:00Fear not, my dear.
41:01I'll protect you.
41:03Monday.
41:05At least it's reliable.
41:08Well, it's Monday, and you know what that means.
41:11Something bad's bound to happen sooner or...
41:16It's Monday.
41:17A bright new week.
41:18A fresh beginning for my life.
41:21And I just brushed my teeth with hair mouse.
41:23Welcome to my world.
41:25They say life is like a highway.
41:27Yes, that is true.
41:29And Mondays are the potholes.
41:31Happy Monday.
41:32This is the best day ever.
41:34And, in case you missed it, this is called sarcasm.
41:38Yawn.
41:41Mondays are losing their subtlety.
41:46Oh no.
41:47It's the Monday that wouldn't die.
41:49You're right, Garfield.
41:51Every day this week is Monday.
41:53I'm sure it's just a misprint.
41:55It doesn't mean anything.
41:58Then again.
41:59I'd better check to see if it's still Monday out there.
42:04Yep.
42:05Imagine having to suffer an entire week of Mondays.
42:08Well, they're not getting me.
42:10I'm spending the rest of the week in bed.
42:12You gotta get up pretty early to put one over on old Garfield.
42:16How's your coffee this morning, Garfield?
42:19A little weak.
42:21Good.
42:22See?
42:22It didn't even crack the plate.
42:26Oh, boy.
42:27It's here.
42:30Have a nice day.
42:32We'll be back.
42:34We'll be back.
42:35We'll be back.
42:35We'll be back.
42:35My.
42:35What a nice day.
42:37Got a weather alert.
42:39There's a big storm coming.
42:40Who cares?
42:41Lots of businesses closing early.
42:43Whatever.
42:44The pizza parlor.
42:45We're doomed.
42:46Oh, that's it.
42:47Thanks for sticking with us for the whole of 42 minutes of us narrating Garfield comics.
42:53And happy 44th birthday to Garfield and his comic strip series.
42:57Disclaimer.
42:57This video is a fan-made parody of the popular Garfield comic strip series created by Jim Davis and owned
43:00by Paws Incorporated, which is in turn owned by Paramount Global.
43:02They reserve all rights to the comic and its characters.
43:04All comics used in this video are freely visible on Go Comics.
43:05You can find such links in a document linked in this video's description.
43:07Please support the original creators of the comics by visiting those links.
43:09You really think anyone's gonna understand what you're saying when your voice is going hyperspeed?
43:14Oh.
43:15Suppose you have a point.
43:16Allow me to reiterate at a slower pace.
43:19Ahem.
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