00:03Once upon a time, a hideous ogre and a delusional donkey
00:08embarked on a journey to the magical city of further, further away.
00:13Oh my god!
00:13It's happening.
00:14It's really happening.
00:15Do you know what that means?
00:16I need a makeover.
00:17Get my arms yoked in my back jacket.
00:19My abs added.
00:20Maybe even tighten up my badonkadonk.
00:22No, definitely not.
00:23So what you're saying is a shrek and donkey off on another...
00:25No!
00:26Don't say it.
00:27Two star work friends.
00:28That's not what this is.
00:30On a whirlwind...
00:31Donkey!
00:31Big city!
00:32Oh!
00:33I'm caked up like a friggin' bakery!
00:36Adventure!
00:41Wanna date a snowman?
00:43Speed up, shrek.
00:44You really can't help yourself, can you?
00:47Hell to the no I can't!
00:49Shrek and donkey, two star work friends, off on another whirlwind big city adventure!
00:54Oh, this is bad!
00:55Yeah!
00:56What the fuck you?
00:56I'm caked up!
01:00I'm caked up!
01:01Baby, come back!
01:02Any kind of fool could see there was something in everything about you!
01:12Roxy!
01:13Roxy!
01:14Don't take!
01:14Hey now, you're an all-star!
01:16Get your game on!
01:18Go play!