00:09I haven't been in a fashion-y thing in a minute.
00:12It's fun.
00:14I've seen these Vogue shorts.
00:16They'll probably have me doing some kind of clever little voiceover at some point, you know?
00:23At least I don't have to answer four million questions.
00:28I mean, they could have a little bit more of a narrative arc.
00:32Wait.
00:34They should try something cool like this.
00:38Don't mind me staring into the distance like an absolute badass, slipping my hair lol.
00:44Because I'm on the cover of Vogue Bitches.
00:48This is, I love these. These are so good.
00:51I'm always such a fan, every time. They're so clever, they're so funny.
00:54I was excited.
00:55By the way, if there's anything you want me to do, you just tell me, okay?
00:58I'm so easy. So you just say it, I'm going to do it.
01:00Just do it.
01:01We could, though, you know.
01:03No.
01:04Okay.
01:05Yeah?
01:05All right, yeah.
01:06Oh, yeah.
01:06You're good.
01:08You know, there is one, if there's, um...
01:11If there's time, there's a thought that...
01:16No, no, no.
01:17I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I'm so bad. Can I have a thing?
01:19Do you have a clip for it?
01:20Oh, yeah.
01:20I'm so bad.
01:21I'm sorry. Look at me.
01:23Sorry.
01:23It's just that there's this one idea.
01:26If you want it, you can use it, because it's good.
01:30Right here.
01:30Okay. Okay, here we go.
01:32So here's what we do.
01:32Okay.
01:33We start on the ground, dirty, gritty.
01:35We use one of these super wide lenses that makes everything cool.
01:38We stay low, move super close, and I'm just standing there, and it's weird.
01:42And then pretty floating drapes, and then we're off, and then we crash zoom on my face.
01:47More close-ups. It's intense.
01:48100%.
01:49Transitions, you know?
01:50And then we arc all the way around here.
01:52Interpreter dance, check.
01:53Super slick Steadicam.
01:54And then we cut to, to, like, objects and things, like dried flowers, a wrap chair, or a TV.
02:00A TV with static.
02:02Yes, yes, yes, yes, in mixed media.
02:04Can we get those?
02:04And then, ooh, ooh, grass.
02:06Yes, yes, yes, tall, tall, grass.
02:08Where are we?
02:09We sort of lose ourselves.
02:11We don't know.
02:11We're close.
02:12And then, oh, shit, neon.
02:14We have to have a neon moment.
02:16And then all of a sudden, we rotate all the way around for no reason.
02:18You catch me out of nowhere.
02:19Here.
02:20Hello.
02:20We have to have slow-mo.
02:21We have to have something on fire.
02:22No.
02:23Someone is on fire.
02:25Staff pick.
02:26Love it.
02:26This is gonna work.
02:29That's all it is.
02:30Great.
02:30Incredible.
02:30I'm gonna give this one.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Thank you so much.
02:33Wow.
02:34Excellent.
02:34Is that okay?
02:35You don't have to use it.
02:36You don't have to use it at all.
02:37Just take a look and then get it out.
02:39Let's do it.
02:40Okay.
02:43Okay, ready.
02:46And action.
02:54I never knew working with myself could be such a nightmare.
02:58I should have asked Emily Blunt or Sienna Miller.
03:02I have one more idea.
03:03I have one more idea.
03:04Can I just...
03:05Oh, sorry.
03:10Great.
03:11We'll just try it.
03:11Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:12No, I got it.
03:13Yeah.
03:14No, I'm good.
03:14I got it.
03:15Yeah.
03:15This is better.
03:16It's better this way.
03:17Are you ready to go?
03:18Let's roll.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Okay.
03:19Great.
03:20Great.
03:20Great.
03:21Great.
03:21Great.
03:21Great.
03:22Great.
03:22Great.
03:26Great.
03:26Great.
03:26Great.
03:27Great.
03:27Great.
03:28Great.
03:29Great.
03:31Great.