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00:40Order in the court in the case of Eastwood versus Hitchcock. I now invite the defendant to plead his case
00:48This case is
00:50Plain and simple before him by half of every member of this goddamn court
00:56I'm not some two-timing scoundrel. I'm nothing but a fair man
01:01And I'm not gonna stand by and watch as the real criminal walks free while I take all the blame
01:07I've been accused wrongly. This man is one big favor
01:10The defendant is speaking. I will not have this poppycock in my courtroom
01:17Thank you
01:18Now I ain't new to the sorts of cards and bin
01:23We had gathered in the saloon one night some fella talking about a big prize up for taking to whoever
01:29could win themselves around a poker
01:30I fancy myself a chance to win big so I throw my head in the pot
01:35The rules were simple and there was an understanding of fairness between us honest men
01:42I heard he never backs down from a brawl. Well, I heard he shot him in broad daylight.
01:48I was scammed out of my top dollar because the man sitting before me thinks he can get away with
01:52a little sleight of hand
01:54It was there when I saw it Hitchcock cheating right before my own eyes
01:58Now if he happens to come to some misfortune after his wrongdoing
02:02I do not see why it falls on the rest of us to pity him
02:05I never done nothing wrong him that he ain't deserve
02:09In the case of Eastwood versus Hitchcock. I now invite the plaintiff to plead his case
02:14Now I come before this court an honest man
02:17No matter what the city slicker seems to believe and well he ain't lying about the bin
02:21He is lying on my good name. I ain't no thief and I sure as hell ain't no cheat. I
02:27won that game fair and square
02:29Round noon the next day I see Eastwood hanging around my place and my farming land like some hawk
02:35The next morning my precious my own goddamn property gone vanished
02:42It was him getting some sick revenge on an innocent man and all the evidence to tell you the same
02:46thing
02:48Apparently he stole 20 horses
02:51I heard through the grapevine that this precious item of his was of great value if he walks free this
02:57town won't forget it
03:01The truth has been laid bare. It is time for this court's ruling
03:06We find the defendant Eastwood. Hold your horses your honor. The courtroom hasn't heard the whole truth yet
03:15Now listen here my fine people of this jury
03:18We know a crime is committed and this crime is one of great scale
03:22New evidence you wrote in the lower newspaper
03:25And it is already known that the evidence was indeed missing from the scene of the crime
03:30But I do declare that we have new evidence
03:40I found chicken this proves Eastwood's liability
03:48All right, I've heard enough. I know who I'm convicted
03:57Well shit
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