00:00As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tribute act.
00:07Sky making it, had a breakdown, Bon Appetit!
00:11Pop it up your bread, pop it up your bread.
00:14Teeter, teeter, teeter, teeter.
00:22My name is James Acaster, the small things in life are magical, but my brain is sad.
00:28That's the worst part of being a tribute act.
00:29In recent years, I've had some parallel ever Acaster saying...
00:33I've been cabbaged!
00:34I miss his early shows, do you remember them?
00:36When he used to hang the whole thing on a ruse and pretend there'd be someone else for an hour?
00:39They were funny!
00:40I like those shows!
00:42And I know some of you are thinking that's what this is, but it's not, because I'm Craig Simons.
00:49I know a lot of you booked tickets online, it said James Acaster.
00:53I just want to be crystal clear, that's the name of the show, not the performer.
