00:00Das ist Hanna und Ryan.
00:02Ihr dürft ihr wundern, wie sie endet hier endet.
00:05Oh, oh, oh!
00:07Holy shit!
00:08Wir gehen zurück zum Beginn.
00:12Publishing ist nicht so, wie es was.
00:14Ich werde ein paar Kuss.
00:15Es ist auch du, oder Hanna.
00:17Niemand will deine Buchselektions sein, oder?
00:19Du bist eine Spine-Less-Sell-Out, Ryan.
00:21At least Ryan sells.
00:23Speak in first person!
00:25Ich brauche ein Best-Seller.
00:26Ich habe die Harte in der Whammy.
00:27Be at the Heart has an unpublished vermoire.
00:30This is gonna be the book of the year.
00:32Can you give me a meeting with her?
00:33You don't have to be a New Yorker over the holidays.
00:35I was born to edit this book.
00:37I just got a meeting with Emily McIntyre.
00:40So what's the plan?
00:41You go to New York and then snag this big writer?
00:43It's a great idea.
00:44Am I insane?
00:45Are you planning to bitch her or wear her skin?
00:48Two rivals each thought they had a head start.
00:51Oh, dear God.
00:52Turns out...
00:53You've gotta be kidding me.
00:54Their plans were about to get a rewrite.
00:56All flights are grounded.
00:58The best I can do is point you to the rental cars.
01:01We just have one car left.
01:03I'd rather be trapped in a port-a-potty at Burning Man during an earthquake, but here we are.
01:06Let's split the car and drive from New York together.
01:08Fine.
01:09But I don't want to hear one word about my driving.
01:11Hey, Vin Diesel, can you slow down?
01:13Get a hand, get a hand.
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:16Welcome to the Mercyville Inn, where every stay is a scream.
01:19Ah!
01:21I've been working on that.
01:22Sorry.
01:22If I get murdered in my sleep, I will haunt you aggressively.
01:27Noted.
01:29This Christmas...
01:30This is a disaster.
01:31Do you think it's karma for something?
01:33Ah!
01:33Get out!
01:33Oh.
01:34Will every wrong turn...
01:36You're just doing everything on your own.
01:38But I promise you, we will get there.
01:39...lead to something right?
01:41He's not the guy I thought he was.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:44Are you falling for him now?
01:46His abs got you.
01:47Will you get drunk with your mother and father?
01:51Sometimes it helps to see things from a different perspective.
01:54Your ex just got the summer.
01:56But boy, I get the winter.
01:59Oh, my God.
02:00Or will they just be clashing through the snow?
02:04Mercyville Massacre.
02:06Fiction?
02:07Confessional.
02:08Fiction.
02:09Itch.
02:09What can I just say?
02:11Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas.
02:15Yeah, come on, take me home for Christmas.
