00:25Howdy, Barner.
00:30Say, are you about to chance a fellow by the name of Dennis McQuest?
00:38No, who the hell told you that?
00:40That little voice has been talking to me in my head.
00:43I beg your pardon?
00:43See, if you was Dennis McQuest, you would be a wanted man.
00:49Oh, horse shit.
00:50A man wanted for some serious charges.
00:55I'm as innocent as a sleeping baby.
00:59Petty theft.
01:01Trespassing.
01:02Stalking.
01:03That lady was stalking me, dude.
01:04Disturbing the peace.
01:06Looting the dead.
01:07Armed assault.
01:08Unarmed assault.
01:09You son of a bitch.
01:11Dueling at high noon.
01:12Horse racing.
01:13Setting off explosives without a permit.
01:16Setting off explosives with a permit.
01:18Stabbing.
01:19Being stabbed.
01:20Bank robbery.
01:22Manslaughter.
01:22That was all in the past.
01:23I'm a new man now.
01:24Defecating outside of an outhouse.
01:27Personal hygiene neglect.
01:28Refusal to trim your mustache.
01:31Refusal to eat your green veggies.
01:32Refusal to attend ghetto's day.
01:34That was hanging my brother.
01:35Unemployment.
01:37Laziness.
01:38Obesity.
01:38Say what now?
01:39Thinking in the wrong octave.
01:41Whistling without a care in the world.
01:43Sleeping loose and letting the bed bugs bite.
01:46Spilling your beans.
01:47Feeding around the bush.
01:48I didn't know such thing.
01:49Disrespecting the law.
01:51Theft of livestock.
01:52Pig rustling.
01:53Bestiality.
01:54Necro.
01:54Oh enough!
01:56Just who the hell do you think you are?
01:59The name's Roscoe.
02:01Roscoe McLaw.
02:02And I'm here to take you in partner.
02:05Dead or alive.
02:08That part's up to you.
02:11I say we handle this like man.
02:12You sure about that?
02:13Of course I am.
02:14I'm Dennis McWest.
02:16I'm the most feared, famous, infamous, alchemist, outlaw this town has ever seen.
02:21I'm the father, son, and the holy spirit.
02:24I'm the Easter Bunny.
02:25I'm Santa Claus.
02:26I'm the devil himself.
02:30Hey, hey, hey.
02:32Me and my kids are trying to eat.
02:34We were trying to have a good time.
02:36Can you guys like kind of get the fuck out of here?
02:39I'm taking you in partner.
02:41This ain't the last you've seen of Dennis McWest.
03:18That love couldn't go no further.
03:22Proud of and disgusted by her.
03:25Push of a little bruised and battered.
03:28Hold on, I ain't coming home with you.
03:34My life's a bit more colder
03:37Than a wife is what I told her
03:40Brass knife sits to my shoulder
03:43Oh babe, don't know what I'm gonna do
