00:07Hey, is that a wig?
00:09I think...
00:12God damn it!
00:13Man, I just thought you killed her. I thought you were great. I thought you were amazing.
00:16And I was just curious if you had a representation.
00:19I'm not happy, and I'm moving out, and I don't think we should see each other anymore.
00:23Is there someone else?
00:25I got some beers back at my place.
00:26Your place? Um...
00:28I saw your scent. I love it.
00:29Oh, well, thanks. I appreciate it. I'm glad you dug it.
00:32What do you guys do?
00:34I'm trapped in a box. Can someone please help me?
00:38Everything... can be art.
00:39Oh, yes, it's a little strange. I mean, it's part of the appeal to this place.
00:42You know, it's a weird building, and there are, like, weird people here.
00:44I find it, like, inspiring, you know? It helps with the act.
00:46Yeah, I saw your act tonight, remember?
00:48Oh, that was different, man. Everybody has an off night.
00:50Mom and Dad came last August.
00:51Okay, everybody has two off nights. Fuck.
00:54Anyways, where was I?
00:54Um, you were busy talking about how a stand-up's a dead-end road.
00:59Oh, right, right, right.
01:00You overthink something like this, you try and look for something better,
01:04it's just gonna pass you by. Life is about moments.
01:06It's these moments, and in this town, you don't get these moments back.
01:08This fucking bagel with this Jew is your golden ticket.
01:12Don't trust anybody. They don't care about you.
01:16And you shouldn't care about them.
01:18You a comedian, too?
01:19Yeah. I'm really good.
01:20You're really good, and you can go far, but you need to be noticed.
01:25In order to be noticed, on this day and age, you need that gimmick.
01:29This place, like, changes you.
01:31You're like a complete asshole.
01:32Not us, right?
01:34We came out here to do this, you know, and we're so determined,
01:37we kind of lose our way sometimes, you know, our vision gets cloudy.
01:39Sometimes I wish I could stop for a second
01:42and appreciate how romantic this whole idea is.
01:52When it gets to what really matters, what's really important,
01:55you know, we're all just, we're all good people.
01:57He's a sociopath.
01:58I'm a comedian.
01:59You just stand there like a fucking statue and it makes people,
02:02it makes me nervous.
02:03If I make you nervous, then why do you want to be with me?
02:06Because I like you.
02:07Okay, great. I like you, too.
02:09So what's the point of that?
02:10I just kind of like the idea that, like, after all that,
02:13after all the sacrifices, after everyone, you know,
02:17that it was pointless.
02:19Where did I go? Where did I go? Where did I go wrong?
02:28Where did I go? Where did I go? Where did I go wrong?
02:38My god, that's why I'm so glad I'm not a comedian.
02:41You guys take shit too seriously.
02:43Seriously.
