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00:00Chica, prove ka kung sila ay iyong mapapahanga.
00:03Sila ang ating mga kurado starting off with Miss Universe 2025 First Runner-Up at Isa Manalo!
00:11Kapuso, Hank Artrov, Vince Maristella!
00:16And OPM Showbiz Royalty and Binibining Kurva, Karel!
00:24Thank you and good luck, kurados!
00:26Mula sa apat na reyna, dalawa lang ang aabante sa huling round.
00:31Atin pa rin ang high score na pwede bigay ng ating mga kurado.
00:35Malaways na isip ay paganahin para answer ay di maligaw at mabitin dito sa...
00:41We La!
00:46Let's go, candidate number 5, Carla Aguilar Rodrigo.
00:51Carla Aguilar Rodrigo.
00:56Wow, thank you for wearing my political collar.
00:59Yes!
01:01May taglay ka, yung swerte yan, kusyong.
01:02Oo, royalty collar yan.
01:06Kaya ito, tawagin na lahat pala sila, kusyong.
01:11Ikaw ang pa rin lang ngayon.
01:12Ang ating poging opa, Ryan Bang!
01:16Ang tangkat pala ni Jackie Chan, no?
01:17Hindi ako Jackie Chan.
01:19Chinese yun, Korean o.
01:21Sorry, sorry, sorry.
01:22Ryan, iba yung tingin sa'yo ni Solen, no?
01:24Oh, Solen!
01:25Oh, hi!
01:27Tao ako, tao.
01:29Ayos naman, poging tao.
01:31Oh, charming mo kasi, kaya napapatingin siya.
01:35Oh, thank you Jackie.
01:36Pwede kang gumawa ng ano?
01:37Ano?
01:38Sa nangalit?
01:38Ng James Bond, Korean version, yes, oo.
01:43James Bond?
01:43Gano' ka nga?
01:44Gano'n?
01:45Gano'n?
01:46Yan o, James Bond.
01:47James Bond.
01:47Bakit gano'n?
01:48James Bond.
01:49James Bond.
01:51James Bond.
01:51De sakto eh, James Bond.
01:53James Bond.
01:55James Bond ng Korea.
01:56James Bond.
01:57Alam mo, gawin mo yan, vertical.
01:59Vertical series?
02:00Vertical series?
02:01Oo.
02:02James Bond.
02:03Hi.
02:05Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Bond.
02:07James Bond.
02:10Tapos yung power mo,
02:11lawa, hitwada, sigilawad.
02:13Ay, talaga deadly yun.
02:17Bang, bang, bang.
02:18Naka-open kasi yung bibig ko.
02:20Kaya tumatalsik talaga laway ko.
02:22Bago mo harapin ka laway mo,
02:24sabihin mo lang,
02:24Aro, tawak!
02:26Talo na yun.
02:27Susoko yun.
02:28Ganyan pa salita ko,
02:29Anong tawak?
02:30Oo, yun na ba talaga eh?
02:31Oo, sige.
02:32Oo, sige.
02:32Sa gawin mo?
02:34Anong tawak?
02:35Oo, tingnan mo.
02:36Anong tawak?
02:37May joke ka ba?
02:38Meron, siyempre.
02:39Lagi ako handa joke, kuya joke.
02:41Wow.
02:42Apat yung contestant today.
02:43Ilan ang joke mo?
02:44Apat.
02:45Eh, pagdapat basag,
02:46huwag mo hulaan.
02:47Sige, sige.
02:49Anong tawak
02:50sa luto
02:52ng steak
02:53ni Lady Gaga?
02:57Hollywood star singer.
03:01Bine-explain mo pa talaga?
03:02Kinala naman si Lady Gaga?
03:04Ano kala mo sa amin?
03:06Hindi namin kinala yun.
03:07For my Korean fellowship viewer.
03:09Siya kumanta na
03:10Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
03:12Di ba?
03:12Yes.
03:13Di ba yung joke mo?
03:13Sinatawa siya, parang.
03:16Anong tawak sa luto
03:17ni Lady Gaga steak?
03:19Did you bra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra
03:22-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra-ra.
03:29O, basag na yung isa.
03:30Tapos na lang.
03:31Bakit basag din yung joke mo?
03:33Well done.
03:34Well done.
03:35Well done.
03:36Well done.
03:37Good job.
03:39Sandali lang, sandali lang.
03:41Anong tawak
03:42sa hayop
03:43na bipolar?
03:46Hayop?
03:48Bipolar.
03:49Bear?
03:50Hindi.
03:52Kakasabi ko lang
03:53ang yung hulat.
03:55Ang pulit niyo.
03:57Anong?
03:58Anong tawak?
03:59Sa hayop na
04:01may bipolar siya.
04:04May bipolar siya?
04:05Eby.
04:06Ano?
04:08Aby.
04:11Mali.
04:13Ah, sige.
04:14Hindi niyo mahula.
04:15The bear?
04:15Ha?
04:16The bear?
04:16Bipolar bear?
04:18Hindi, Jesus ko, Lord.
04:20Wow.
04:21Wow.
04:22Ang yabang.
04:24Dali-dali lang.
04:25Hindi niyo mahulaan.
04:28Anong tawag?
04:30Sa?
04:30Bear.
04:31Hayop.
04:32Hayop na bipolar.
04:35Hayop na bipolar.
04:35Sa hayop na...
04:36Bipolar.
04:38Bipolar.
04:40Ano?
04:53Ano?
04:54E di...
04:54Onggoy.
04:56Ha?
04:56Anong hayop yung onggoy?
04:58Onggoy.
04:59Monkey.
05:00Onggoy.
05:01Onggoy.
05:01Onggoy.
05:02Onggoy.
05:02Onggoy.
05:03Sa Korea, onggoy.
05:04Manakinig ka sa akin kasi kilalang kilala ko yan.
05:06Onggoy.
05:07Onggoy.
05:08Onggoy.
05:08Sina ba yung iloko mo?
05:10Kuya John, tamingiti sa'yo, o.
05:12Inaano ka, o.
05:12Wala akong sinabi sa'yo.
05:14Dumingin lang ako sa'yo.
05:15Ako magpaproduce sa'yo ng James Bang.
05:17Ah, James.
05:17Di ba?
05:18Bapabunod ka na.
05:19Bapabunod.
05:20Kuya John,
05:21Tago.
05:22Waka magkalip.
05:23Malaki.
05:24Takot.
05:25Takot.
05:26Takot.
05:26Takot.
05:28Okay.
05:28Ito ang katanungan para sa'yo.
05:31Candidate number five.
05:33Kung wala kang apelido,
05:35kamag-anak ka ba ni Glock 9?
05:38Kung wala kang apelido,
05:40kamag-anak ka ba ni Glock 9?
05:42Sagot.
05:43Hi, Philippe.
05:44Kung wala pa akong apelido,
05:45hindi pa ako kamag-anak ni Glock 9.
05:48Sapagkat,
05:49sapagkat naniniwala po ako
05:52na
05:52ako po ay si Glock 8.
05:54Hindi po kami magkamag-anak ni Glock 9.
05:56Iba yun.
05:56Si Glock 9,
05:57ang apelido niya ay 9.
05:58Ako ang 8.
05:59Ako ang mauuna.
06:00Syempre siya ang susunod.
06:02Syempre,
06:02magsisimula pa yan sa Glock.
06:041, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
06:06Bago mag 8.
06:07Bago mag 9.
06:08Syempre,
06:08kapitbahay din namin
06:09yung 10.
06:10So, Glock 10.
06:11Nakatira sa Glock 10.
06:12Alay?
06:18Candidate number five.
06:19Si Glock 8 pala siya.
06:20Oo.
06:23Syempre,
06:23magkaiba silang lugar.
06:24Yes,
06:25at saka nauna siya.
06:25Pero makapit bahay pala sila.
06:27Candidate number two,
06:29Solent Siege Garcia.
06:30Sentino,
06:30ikaw naman.
06:35Labig ng kamay.
06:36Oo.
06:37Nakinakabahan.
06:38Maka light,
06:39violet siya.
06:40Okay.
06:41Ryan Bang,
06:42pasok.
06:42James Bang.
06:44Yes.
06:44Joka uli.
06:46Pilipino,
06:47English,
06:48Science,
06:49Math,
06:49History.
06:50Pilipino,
06:51English,
06:51Science,
06:52Math,
06:53History.
06:53Pilipino,
06:54English,
06:55Science,
06:55Math,
06:56Grabe yung laway.
06:57Grabe kuya Ryan.
06:59Gusto po.
07:00Dami.
07:0017 years na tayo,
07:01hindi pa kaya sanay.
07:03Pilipino,
07:04English,
07:04Science,
07:05Math,
07:05History.
07:06Ano ang susunod sa English?
07:12Ano ang susunod sa English?
07:15Pinanggit mo ba?
07:17Kanina pa,
07:18tatunong beso ulit pa diyan.
07:19Pilipino,
07:20English,
07:20Science,
07:21Math.
07:21Pilipino,
07:22English,
07:22Science,
07:23Math.
07:23Pilipino,
07:24English,
07:24Science,
07:25Math.
07:25Ano ang susunod sa English?
07:28Wala.
07:29Eh, wala?
07:30Meron.
07:34Meron.
07:35Meron.
07:36Ano?
07:36Ang susunod sa English?
07:39Next.
07:49Parang,
07:50nakaabutan sa audience, ha?
07:51Yan nga, eh.
07:52Madlang people,
07:53grabe yung supportan nyo
07:54kay Kuya Ryan.
07:55Parang sinabi yung mga kakay
07:56kay Sapaldo mamaya.
07:57Hindi, hindi.
07:59Ngayon ko lang sila...
08:01Ah,
08:01madala people,
08:02sino po kayo?
08:02Sino po kayo?
08:04Ngayon ko lang sila nakit.
08:05Ngayon ko lang sila namit.
08:07Hindi ko sila kinakausap.
08:08O, kaya pala maaga ka umalis sa dressing room, ha?
08:12Sabunuti mo na si, ano,
08:14Solen.
08:15Yung paano mamunas yung laway ko?
08:17Mamaya,
08:17mo,
08:17ayaw ko.
08:18Jack.
08:18Mack,
08:19Mack, Mack.
08:19Jackie.
08:20Ay.
08:20So, Len,
08:22eto na ang iyong tanong.
08:25Hotdog pa rin ba
08:26ang dapat itawag sa hotdog
08:29kung galing ito sa ref?
08:32Hotdog pa rin ba
08:33ang dapat itawag sa hotdog
08:35kung galing ito sa ref?
08:37Sagot.
08:39I believe hotdog pa nga rin po ba
08:42ang dapat itawag sa hotdog
08:43kung galing ito sa ref?
08:45Una sa lahat,
08:46sino ba nagsabing may ref kami?
08:47Eh, wala naman po kaming ref sa bahay.
08:49Pero kung bibigyan kami ng pagkakataon
08:51magkaroon ng ref,
08:52of course,
08:53hotdog pa rin ang tawag dyan.
08:55Kasi after all,
08:56hindi naman na bago yung lasa niyan.
08:58Hotdog at hotdog pa rin yan.
08:59Iluto mo yan,
09:00i-steam mo yan,
09:01ilagay mo sa mantika yan.
09:03Kahit itoose mo yan,
09:04kahit kailan,
09:04hindi magiging patatas,
09:06hindi magiging gulay ang hotdog.
09:07Hotdog will always be hotdog.
09:10Gayun din yung mga pagkain
09:11na nilalagay natin
09:12sa ref at refrigerator natin.
09:13Yung mga nilalagay natin gulay,
09:15yung mga nilalagay natin prutas,
09:17hindi mo aasa
09:17mag-ibang mag-transform yan.
09:19Hindi naman Pokemon yan.
09:21Pagkain yan.
09:22Therefore,
09:22i-expect mo na kung paano mo nilagay yan,
09:25gayun din lalabas yan.
09:27Tandaan,
09:28ang main purpose ng refrigerator
09:29is to preserve.
09:31Therefore,
09:32kung pinreserve natin ito
09:33at pinasok natin ang hotdog,
09:34lalabas din itong hotdog.
09:36And I thank you.
09:39Thank you,
09:40carnet number two.
09:41Tawag kaya mga si carnet number four.
09:43Exotic tayo.
09:49Ganda ng suot ni,
09:51ano,
09:51exotic tayo po.
09:53Very ano,
09:54soft girl.
09:54Bagi sa'yo yung kulay na yan.
09:55Yes, o.
09:56Kupas na.
09:57Uy.
09:57Kupas pa?
09:58Hindi ganyan talaga kulay.
09:59Pastel lang.
10:00Pastel.
10:01O, o.
10:01Baby,
10:02baby.
10:03Ito na po.
10:04Already ready na siya.
10:05Kuya Ryan,
10:05pasok.
10:06Anong sinasabi ng
10:08rich people?
10:10Ano ito?
10:11Rich people.
10:12Rich?
10:12Rich.
10:13Mayaman.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Rich.
10:16Rich.
10:17Rich.
10:17Okay.
10:17Anong sinasabi ng
10:19rich people?
10:21Pag tinawag mo sila.
10:25Rich people.
10:26Pag tinawag mo sila,
10:27anong sinasabi?
10:28Yeah, man.
10:29Ang galing mo.
10:34O, bulot ka lang, bulot ka lang.
10:35Pag tinawag mo lahat ng joke.
10:37Hindi ako sila mo nga yung isin.
10:39Ikaw,
10:40wakatabi ko matulok.
10:42Lahat ng joke,
10:43hinuhulan mo.
10:45Thank you, Ryan Bang.
10:46Anong tawag?
10:47Anong tawag?
10:47Yeah, man.
10:49Yeah, man.
10:51Ito na po.
10:53Miss Exotic tayo.
10:55Ang tanong,
10:55ano ang mararamdaman mo
10:57kung sinabihan kang
10:59mukha kang pera
11:01pero wala ka namang pera?
11:03Ano ang mararamdaman mo
11:06kung sinabihan kang
11:07mukha kang pera
11:09pero wala ka namang pera?
11:11Sagot!
11:12I believe madlang people
11:14pag pinagsabihan ako na mukha kong pera
11:16pero wala akong pera.
11:18Dapat lang natanggapin ko na mukha akong pera
11:21kahit wala akong pera.
11:22Dahil ang pera,
11:23siya ang nagpapatakbo sa lahat ng buhay ng tao,
11:26lahat ng bagay
11:28na dapat natin bilhin
11:29sa pangangailangan natin sa araw-araw,
11:31pera at pera pa rin.
11:33Tandaan natin,
11:34kung walang pera,
11:36wala tayong magagamitin
11:38sa ating mga pang-araw-araw
11:39na gagamitin,
11:40abilihin.
11:41Dahil ang pera po
11:42ay mahalaga po sa buhay natin.
11:44Kaya kahit na wala tayong pera,
11:46pinagsabihan tayong
11:47mukha pera,
11:49dapat lang po talaga
11:50na tayo'y maging mukha pera
11:52kasi ang pera po,
11:54naniniwala po ako sa kasabihan
11:55na ang pera
11:56ang nagpapaikot dito sa mundo
11:58and I thank you.
12:01Thank you,
12:02candidate number four.
12:03Outdoor mo ng huling sa salang.
12:05Let's follow him once again,
12:06candidate number three,
12:07Angel Gray.
12:08Ay, ito na pala siya.
12:09Angel, dito ka.
12:12Ryan, paso!
12:13Anong tawag
12:14sa Tagalog ng klinik?
12:18Pinindot.
12:19Ha! Hindi.
12:21Ay, iba.
12:22Hindi pinindot.
12:24Klinik.
12:25Ano sa Tagalog ng klinik?
12:27Ah.
12:34Ano?
12:36Edi,
12:37malinis ang lek.
12:39Ha?
12:40Ano?
12:41Malinis ang lek.
12:43Klinik.
12:46Sige na nga,
12:47Kuya Ryan.
12:48Hindi nakakatawa
12:49kasi di mo masabi.
12:52Ngayon mo lang,
12:53hindi mo nahulang
12:53tapos walay pa.
12:54Joke ko.
12:56Thank you, Ryan.
12:57Thank you,
12:57Kuya Ryan.
12:58Para.
12:58Jackie ulit.
12:59Ako ulit.
13:00Ito na ang tanong,
13:02Angel Gray.
13:04Nafaflat ba
13:05ang gulong
13:06ng palad?
13:08Nafaflat ba
13:09ang gulong
13:10ng palad?
13:11Sagot!
13:12I believe pa ng people,
13:14yes po,
13:14nafaflat po
13:15ang gulong ng palad.
13:16Kasi ka di ba,
13:18umiikot at umiikot ito
13:19at ang daming dinadaanan ito.
13:21May mga daan na lubak-lubak,
13:22may mga daan na nice siya
13:24or maganda,
13:25pero yun nga,
13:25pag dumaan ito sa mga lubak-lubak,
13:27ito po ay
13:28mafaflat.
13:29However,
13:29I believe that
13:30kahit na mag-flat pa nito,
13:32may mga vulcanizing shop.
13:33At ito po ang ating mga kaibigan
13:35na kung saan pwede po natin silang lamitan
13:37kapag naka-flat na po tayo.
13:39Kaya,
13:39remember ladies and gentlemen,
13:41no man is an island.
13:42We should always
13:43try to interact with other people
13:45para po huwag po natin suluhin
13:46ang problema natin.
13:47Itong gulong ng palad na punong-puno
13:49ng problema,
13:50kaya po natin ito
13:50kapag tayo po ay
13:52magiging paghali-bilo
13:53sa ibang tao.
13:54And I thank you.
13:56Thank you,
13:57candidate number three,
13:58Angel Grey.
13:58Alamin natin ang komento
13:59ng ating mga jurado.
14:00Simpunin natin kay jurado
14:01at Tisa Manalo.
14:03Hello,
14:04madlang people.
14:05For number five,
14:08Carla Aguilar Rodrigo.
14:09Alam mo,
14:10minsan may mga tanong kasi dito
14:11na hindi mo alam
14:12kung paano mo lulusutan.
14:14Pero ikaw,
14:15nilaro mo lang kami
14:16pero naaliw kami sa'yo
14:17kaya pasado yung sagot mo.
14:19For number two,
14:21Solene Siege Garcia Centino.
14:23Alam mo,
14:24one thing about you,
14:25you're very charming.
14:26You're convincing
14:27when you speak
14:28and everything you say
14:30is based on logic.
14:31So, oo-oo na lang kami.
14:32Hindi kami makakahindi sa'yo.
14:34Agree talaga kami
14:35sa sinasabi mo.
14:36And hotdog
14:37will always be hotdog.
14:38So, congratulations.
14:41Maraming maraming salamat,
14:42Jurado Atisa.
14:43Ano naman ang say mo,
14:44Jurado Vince Maristela?
14:47Yes,
14:48kaya exotic tayo po na una.
14:51Sasagot mo,
14:52medyo hinahanap ko yung wit
14:53pero gustong-gusto ko yung confidence mo
14:55nung sinagot mo yun.
14:56And grabe din yung respect ko sa'yo
14:58kasi mag-senior ka na
15:01and alam mo yun,
15:02napagdaanan ko din sumala sa Miss Q&A
15:04and sobrang nakaka-proud yun.
15:06And nakaka-proud din,
15:07napaproud din ako sa'yo.
15:09And yun lang naman.
15:10And for Angel Gray naman,
15:13isa din yung, ano,
15:14nang nangibabaw yung confidence mo,
15:16yung diction mo
15:17and yung pinaglalaban mo.
15:19And nagustuhan ko din yung sagot mo
15:22and...
15:23Good luck.
15:25Good luck.
15:27Thank you,
15:27lot of fins
15:28at good luck sa ating mga kandidata.
15:31Ang dalawang kandidata
15:32na papaslak sa final round,
15:35ikaw ang unang pasok
15:36sa declamation.
15:37Candidate
15:39Number
15:46Two
15:47At ikaw naman ang mga katapat niya,
15:53candidate number
15:58Three Angel Gray
16:08You
16:08I
16:08are
16:21going
16:21You
16:21You

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