00:08¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:30Yes.
00:32Want my advice?
00:33Get a puppy or something.
00:35I've never had a dog.
00:36There's nothing to it.
00:36You walk them, you feed them,
00:37you let them out of you now and again.
00:39This Christmas, get ready for a surprise.
00:42One, two, three.
00:45They're adorable.
00:47Hi, puppy.
00:48Marley, this is our house.
00:51And now it's yours.
00:54Marley, you can't go through a screen door.
00:56Yes.
01:03It's just like a little kid except, you know, furrier.
01:05That's not a dog.
01:06That is evil with a dog face.
01:09You get an answering machine
01:10and then went back and had the phone for dessert.
01:12A dog can only have one master.
01:14Which one of you has the most authority in your relationship?
01:18Well, maybe I'll stand over there for the beginning.
01:20I thought so.
01:22On December 25th, give your family a gift.
01:25It's just beautiful.
01:26Well, put it on.
01:27Where'd you do with it?
01:28Put it right here.
01:29It didn't just disappear.
01:31Of Marley.
01:32Come here.
01:34Marley, spit it out.
01:35Go to the kitchen.
01:36Go to the kitchen.
01:36Come here.
01:37That's a good boy.
01:39Marley!
01:39Marley?
01:40Oh, honey, I don't see it.
01:42Dr. J is going to send over a laxative.
01:44What?
01:48I think we need to find a new house.
01:53Whose dog is that?
01:54He may be the world's worst dog.
01:57None of this was part of the plan.
01:59No, it wasn't, but it's so much better.
02:02But he brings out the best in their family.
02:05A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor.
02:08Give him your heart, and he'll give you his.
02:12He's going to come up.
02:14Whoa!
02:14Wait!
02:15He's making a break.
02:16Tony!
02:18Oh, hello, Bert.
02:19There's a ton of traffic.
02:24Marley and me.
