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00:00:05your girlfriend should be crawling back to you tonight huh obviously she's never made a
00:00:10bake-up last 30 days i caught my boyfriend kissing my roommate so i dumped him that same day
00:00:20chase didn't apologize instead his friend started betting on when i'd come crawling back
00:00:28i'm betting seven days too short two weeks one month
00:00:37right on your birthday fine i'm settled that day chase put down a thousand dollars
00:00:42he was sure i'd cave by his birthday noah what about you
00:00:56i bet she never goes back everyone was betting on when i'd go back to him
00:01:03only chase's best friend bet that i never would
00:01:15back then i still had no idea why noah was so sure
00:01:32riley let me explain don't
00:01:37we just had a little too much to drink you get drunk and somehow land exactly on my boyfriend's mouth
00:01:43impressive aim it was one kiss do you really have to make such a big deal out of it
00:01:49we've been together for a year and a half i thought catching him cheating would make me cry
00:01:54scream maybe trash the room but when i actually saw it i had only one thought
00:01:59if it's dirty i don't want it we're done you're serious
00:02:05more serious than that kiss
00:02:06i thought that was the end by the next night i realized that to chase it hadn't even started
00:02:21bro this is official yeah meet my girlfriend madison
00:02:36it hadn't even been 24 hours since chase and i broke up riley you're not upset just because i'm
00:02:41here are you she was my roommate yesterday she kissed my boyfriend today she'd already mastered
00:02:46playing the victim as his new girlfriend if you don't like it leave you're right the air in here
00:02:50does kind of stink
00:02:58jealous let go your eyes are red stop pretending
00:03:03of course i was hurt mostly because it took me a year and a half to see who he really
00:03:07was
00:03:09control your boyfriend don't let him harass his ex after the breakup the smile vanished from madison's
00:03:15face i got all the way downstairs before realizing i'd left my bag so i had to go back
00:03:20she didn't look over him at all want to bet how long before she comes back i'm giving her a
00:03:23week
00:03:23too short i'm betting two weeks one month i stopped outside the door they were actually putting money
00:03:29down to him my breakup wasn't a choice it was a tantrum with an expiration date my pride my pain
00:03:37my boundaries they were all worth a few hundred bucks to them standing outside listening to people
00:03:43bet on you fun i turned around noah hates chase's best friend and the guy who seemed to dislike me
00:03:52most for the past year and a half betting on what betting on what noah you're the only one left
00:03:58how
00:03:58how many days before riley comes back
00:04:05i bet she never goes back
00:04:08bro you've just given your money away since when you know her that well apparently better than you do tonight
00:04:14noah and i were never friends he thought i was a pain i thought he was an asshole for a
00:04:19year and a
00:04:20half seeing each other without trading insults would have been weird so i never imagined that in a room
00:04:25full of people the only one who believed i wouldn't go back with him
00:04:41first time i've ever heard you be this polite to me first time you've acted like a decent human being
00:04:46good you're back to normal
00:04:52where are you going with noah none of your business it's this late what are you doing out with another
00:04:56guy the guy who kissed my roommate yesterday was now checking my schedule whatever you and madison
00:05:00do that's what noah and i are doing
00:05:05let me make sure i heard that right i live off campus no roommate so what exactly were you
00:05:10planning to do with me for the first time in my life i regretted speaking before thinking
00:05:15very very specifically i'll buy you a drink avoiding the question paying you back
00:05:25fine but you are going back to change first also don't forget what you just said
00:05:31watching him walk away i realized for the first time that the guy who'd always hated me might
00:05:36actually be dangerous
00:05:40drinking over chase he's not worth the price of the drink
00:05:43i've embarrassed myself too many times tonight
00:05:46i need a hard reset you've already rebooted twice i'm sober every drunk person says that
00:05:54i wasn't blackout drunk i just suddenly didn't want to be the sensible riley
00:05:58who always made things easy for everyone else
00:06:07they really think i'm going back then show them you're not
00:06:15are we still doing it doing what what chase and madison would do if you don't shut up we're not
00:06:19doing
00:06:19anything i was only trying to snap back at him but the second he kissed me one thought took over
00:06:26tonight was already a disaster what was one more bad decision
00:06:38he looked at me completely differently no annoyance no sarcasm just focus like he was waiting to see
00:06:44if i'd push him away don't stop
00:06:49i had never been this clear-headed during sex i knew exactly what i was doing less than two days
00:06:55after dumping chase i was in bed with his best friend shaking from what his mouth was doing to me
00:07:10you okay move my body was way more honest than my brain i remembered everything the grip of his
00:07:16hands on my waist the sound he made against my neck the way i lifted my hips to meet him
00:07:21i hated how fast i lost myself in it my body didn't care
00:07:27the rest of that night never disappeared from my memory
00:07:31it was just wildly inappropriate to replay in daylight my brain chopped it into a roller coaster speed
00:07:37free fall sharp turns and me swearing at least three times i'd never ride again
00:07:43the worst part was when i woke up the next morning i remembered everything
00:07:52i wasn't forced i didn't black out i had no one to blame
00:07:56so i made the most childish adult choice possible i ran
00:08:03i thought if i ran fast enough i could shove last night into the trash bin of my life
00:08:13where were you
00:08:24none of your business i waited here all night your phone was off you never came back
00:08:30so don't tell me something actually happened between you and noah
00:08:34you already had a new girlfriend yesterday that's different how don't make me lose it
00:08:44maybe he hadn't waited all night because he was worried maybe this was the first time he'd realized
00:08:48a chip on his bedding table could walk away on its own
00:08:52it's only day three and you're already panicking
00:08:54i'm not panicking you won't last a month then enjoy the wait
00:09:01hey let her go
00:09:07feeling proud of yourself what chase waited downstairs for you all night
00:09:12but i'm the girlfriend he actually claims in public
00:09:16she was fighting for a trophy i had already quit the competition congratulations better keep an eye on
00:09:22your prize
00:09:37i suddenly had a very bad feeling
00:09:45come here what we need to settle something
00:09:50let me be clear you don't have to take responsibility for me you really thought this
00:09:55through i'm trying to avoid awkwardness
00:09:59we're on campus can your brain go anywhere else for once
00:10:03i'm here to make you take responsibility for this and this was i really that rough last night
00:10:10want the full replay no if he'd yelled at me i might have been less embarrassed instead he was
00:10:16presenting evidence one piece at a time of exactly how eager i'd been i'm sorry what do you want me
00:10:22to
00:10:22do you think money fixes this then what do you want
00:10:28just so we're clear i don't want a relationship right now and we don't even like each other there's
00:10:32no reason to tie ourselves together over one accident we don't like each other don't we whatever
00:10:41for one second i thought i saw hurt in his back as he walked away the idea was so ridiculous
00:10:46i dismissed it immediately
00:10:57i was the one who drew the line but once noah actually stepped back i started missing him
00:11:13judging by noah's attitude nothing really happened between you two
00:11:18you came to my class just to confirm that his standards are high you're not his type out of
00:11:23everyone you could choose i'm still your best option a cheater was talking about himself like a college
00:11:28admissions brochure so if we get back together i can kiss whoever i want to try it it's day 12
00:11:36since we broke up right you bet i'd come back within a month so why are you so nervous
00:11:43the more he lost control the more certain i became he wasn't afraid of losing me he was afraid of
00:11:50losing
00:11:50the bet didn't you decide to ignore me i did
00:12:00i know i want you noah i won't deny it tomorrow you kept that insurance against someone running too
00:12:08far so how exactly am i supposed to take responsibility i don't need you to date me
00:12:12because of one night but you should at least know the person you walked out on wasn't being as casual
00:12:16as you were what do you mean that night was my first time so riley carter how are you planning
00:12:24to
00:12:24make that up to me his first time how was anyone that good their first time
00:12:39that night was my first time
00:12:44how are you planning to make that up to me
00:12:48i thought sleeping with my ex's best friend was the most embarrassing thing this could get
00:12:54nope i'd taken my ex's best friend's virginity and then disappeared the next morning
00:13:04chase says you've been hanging all over noah lately
00:13:09does he not have a life i'm just warning you noah won't take you seriously a guy like him wouldn't
00:13:16want you
00:13:20weird chase and madison kept saying the exact same thing like if they repeated it enough noah magically
00:13:25wouldn't like me
00:13:38about last night don't
00:13:41i haven't even said anything yet you don't owe me a relationship i got it
00:13:51he was being perfectly respectful
00:13:55somehow that made it feel even more like a door slamming shut
00:14:14each thing had seemed too small to matter on its own put together they became something else
00:14:28madison have you been filming vlogs recently yeah just document any senior year
00:14:34like a door slamming shut down
00:14:45shopping group spam
00:14:46mm-hmm
00:14:51from then on i started closing the bed curtain before changing clothes in my own dorm
00:15:00Sorry, wrong person
00:15:06I'm not allowed to go
00:15:09You don't look like the cat toy making type
00:15:10Your opinion to me is impressively consistent
00:15:16DIY cat wig
00:15:17You can make one yourself
00:15:19Or a staff member can teach you
00:15:22Then I only want you to teach me
00:15:27One completely normal sentence from him
00:15:30Now sounded like it had eight hidden meanings
00:15:33All because of those two words
00:15:35First time
00:15:46Back off
00:15:48I didn't even touch her
00:15:51Neither did I
00:15:55You're gonna defend him
00:15:56I was gonna say you're aiming too high
00:16:00Chase always called me too sensitive
00:16:02Too serious
00:16:03Noah never asked
00:16:05He didn't actually touch you
00:16:06So what's the big deal
00:16:08That meant more to me than any sweet talk
00:16:17Give me your phone
00:16:20Are you insane
00:16:21I'm filming the cats
00:16:25You've had it up for ten minutes
00:16:26Nine of those
00:16:27The camera was on Riley
00:16:31Touch my phone
00:16:31And I'll call the police
00:16:33He doesn't need to take it
00:16:39Unlock it yourself
00:16:40Or I'm calling the police right now
00:16:44Riley, I swear
00:16:45I didn't mean anything by it
00:16:53Delete this one
00:16:57How did you know that was me?
00:17:00Exactly
00:17:01You can't even see her face
00:17:02How did you know?
00:17:05Deal with the photos first
00:17:10Password
00:17:11That's my privacy
00:17:13Where was that word
00:17:14When you were secretly taking pictures of me?
00:17:17What disgusted me most
00:17:19Wasn't any one photo
00:17:20It was realizing I'd been collected
00:17:22Piece by piece
00:17:24In the one place
00:17:25I was supposed to feel safe
00:17:29Regular face shots
00:17:31Are worth a few dozen
00:17:32Dorm shots pay more
00:17:34Pajamas
00:17:35Changing
00:17:36Private angles
00:17:37Sets are worth more
00:17:39What if I put together
00:17:40What if I put together a full set?
00:17:42If it's private enough
00:17:43A few thousand
00:17:46So far she only sent one long distance photo
00:17:49Taken in public
00:17:49Just to prove the subject was really you
00:17:52The rest haven't been sent yet
00:17:54But they already agreed on a delivery date
00:17:58When?
00:18:00Two days from now
00:18:02I just needed the money
00:18:05For what?
00:18:07She says she wanted to buy her boyfriend a birthday gift
00:18:14He's been asking every day if you've contacted him
00:18:17I just wanted him to see who's actually here with him now
00:18:23He's with me
00:18:23But he stares at that stupid bet every day
00:18:32Every day he asks whether Riley has contacted him
00:18:36His birthday is coming up
00:18:38I just wanted to buy him the watch he wanted
00:18:40So I know I'm the one who stayed
00:18:43She didn't hate the guy who treated two girls like pieces in a game
00:18:47She chose to sell another girl's privacy just to prove she'd won
00:19:01If you want to impress a man
00:19:04Don't use my body
00:19:05To pay for it
00:19:10Madison
00:19:19Are you insane?
00:19:21Listen
00:19:22Before you touch her again
00:19:25Madison has been secretly photographing Riley for a while
00:19:29There are pictures from the dorm
00:19:30Including while Riley was changing
00:19:34She also contacted a buyer
00:19:36Regular photos were worth a few dozen dollars
00:19:39Pajama shots and more private photos were worth more
00:19:43None of the private photos have been sold yet
00:19:47But she already negotiated the price and delivery date
00:19:55She says she needed the money to buy her boyfriend a birthday gift
00:20:05If you needed money why didn't you just tell me
00:20:09I wanted to surprise you
00:20:14The pictures weren't even sold
00:20:16She's already going to get punished by the school
00:20:19Isn't that enough?
00:20:22What did you just say?
00:20:24We all go to the same school
00:20:28Do you really have to ruin her life?
00:20:30That was when I finally understood
00:20:33Chase knew exactly what boundaries were
00:20:37He just thought that if he wasn't the one getting hurt
00:20:40Everyone else should get over it
00:20:46What if someone secretly photographed you changing and put a price on it?
00:20:52That's not the same
00:20:53Of course it's the same
00:20:55You just think my boundaries are worth less than yours
00:21:00She was right to report it
00:21:03This is between me and her
00:21:05Since when is it your place to talk?
00:21:08You and her?
00:21:10You two broke up a while ago
00:21:21Wait
00:21:28You can't even see Riley's face in that picture
00:21:34But Noah knew it was her immediately
00:21:37Unless he's seen her wearing that before
00:21:43And the night Riley left with Noah
00:21:45She never came back to the dorm
00:21:48Explain
00:21:50A guy who cheated on me
00:21:53Then publicly showed off his new girlfriend the next day
00:21:57Was now demanding an explanation for my single life
00:22:02There's nothing to explain
00:22:04So you two really?
00:22:06Yes
00:22:11Riley you're asking for it
00:22:15Keep your hands to yourself
00:22:18Noah
00:22:20You knew she was my girlfriend
00:22:22Ex-girlfriend
00:22:24Are you still my fucking brother or not?
00:22:28She broke up with you
00:22:33Who she gets with after that doesn't need your approval
00:22:41I started it
00:22:43I've been drinking
00:22:44I kissed him first
00:22:46And I
00:22:50You really don't need to describe it
00:22:53Just don't touch him
00:22:58You'd rather sleep with him than come back to me?
00:23:00Why do you still think my life is a choice between you
00:23:03And getting revenge on you?
00:23:11I used to think Chase was just possessive
00:23:13Later I realized possessiveness at least comes from valuing something
00:23:18He simply couldn't stand being abandoned first by someone he looked down on
00:23:27How long are you planning to hold my hand?
00:23:35Sorry
00:23:35Special circumstances
00:23:40Which part was special?
00:23:42Telling your ex you slept with me?
00:23:43Or telling him you were the one who started it?
00:23:46Shut up
00:23:49I just bought that top
00:23:51How did you recognize it?
00:23:53It looked like the one from that night
00:23:56You remember that clearly?
00:23:58Yeah
00:24:00I remember everything from that night
00:24:05It was my first time after all
00:24:10Driver
00:24:10Can you go any faster?
00:24:12Speed limit
00:24:17I learned that one sentence from one person could make me blush
00:24:21From my ears all the way down my neck
00:24:30Riley
00:24:34Thanks for today
00:24:37You've done more for me
00:24:39I wasn't talking about the police station
00:24:42Then what?
00:24:43You stepped in front of me
00:24:45Don't do that next time
00:24:46If Chase actually swings at someone
00:24:48I can take it better than you
00:24:49Chase only ever cared about who I belonged to
00:24:54Noah was the first person who made me realize
00:24:56Someone could care whether I got hurt
00:25:20The closer Chase's birthday got
00:25:22The less he looked like a guy who was sure he'd win
00:25:36Chase broke up with Madison
00:25:37Come on Riley
00:25:38He won't mess around again
00:25:42So cheating once gets fixed by dumping the other girl
00:25:45And doing a factory reset
00:25:48That's not what I meant
00:25:49Then stop speaking for him
00:25:58Three days
00:25:59You're really throwing away a year and a half
00:26:06I didn't throw it away
00:26:07You did
00:26:18Another new number?
00:26:21I can forgive what happened with you and Noah
00:26:27As long as you stop seeing him
00:26:30I can even pretend you never said we were done
00:26:33Are you giving me a pardon?
00:26:36I'm at a hotel with Madison right now
00:26:40Say you don't want me to
00:26:41And nothing will happen between us tonight
00:26:45Then have fun
00:26:52He used to get close to other girls on purpose
00:26:54And I'd lie awake hurting over it
00:26:59That night I realized
00:27:02I couldn't even be bothered to get angry anymore
00:27:16Is he really going to collect his money?
00:27:19Or does he just want to watch Chase lose it?
00:27:24Why not both?
00:27:28When did you get here?
00:27:30Right around
00:27:31Someone was talking shit about me
00:27:38Noah showed me the bet
00:27:40The pool on whether I'd go back to Chase
00:27:43Had reached $2,400
00:27:47Are they seriously this bored?
00:27:50You're valuable
00:27:52Thanks
00:27:53Not how I wanted to find out
00:27:55Come to the birthday party
00:27:58I don't want Chase getting the wrong idea
00:28:00Then you definitely should go
00:28:04You're in film society too
00:28:06You shouldn't have to give up your friends
00:28:08Your club
00:28:09And every event just because of one ex
00:28:13That hit me
00:28:15Since the breakup
00:28:16I'd been avoiding Chase
00:28:17Like I was the one who'd done something wrong
00:28:21Okay
00:28:23I'll wait downstairs
00:28:31Today was Chase's birthday
00:28:33The day the bet finally got settled
00:28:35You're trying on this many outfits for a birthday party
00:28:38Or an award show
00:28:40After the secret photo mess
00:28:42I got a new roommate
00:28:43Technically
00:28:44An award show
00:28:48I wasn't going to prove I was happier than Chase
00:28:51The real win was finally not living by his opinion of me
00:29:01Does it look bad?
00:29:04I'm wondering if $2,400 is enough
00:29:07Enough for what?
00:29:12Your emotional damages
00:29:31Told you
00:29:32She made it to the last day
00:29:36Riley
00:29:37Come here
00:29:42Where's the money?
00:29:44What money?
00:29:46The bet
00:29:47Weren't we settling it today?
00:29:56Total is $2,400
00:29:59Send it to me
00:30:00You all lost
00:30:01Everyone except Noah had bet
00:30:03I'd go back to Chase within a month
00:30:15That was the first time since the breakup
00:30:17I smiled that easily in front of Chase
00:30:21You didn't come here for me?
00:30:23I came to the club party
00:30:26Then why did you come with him?
00:30:28To collect
00:30:32One month is up
00:30:36I didn't call you
00:30:37I didn't beg
00:30:40And I don't regret leaving
00:30:44Chase, you lost
00:30:50It's just a stupid bet
00:30:51You really have to humiliate me with it?
00:30:56Weren't you the one who started betting on me?
00:30:58You didn't just lose $1,000
00:31:01You finally found out I really can live without you
00:31:08Noah, whose side are you on?
00:31:11The day you turned her into a bet
00:31:13I stopped being on yours
00:31:17You're throwing away our friendship for her?
00:31:19You did this to yourself
00:31:20Don't put it on her
00:31:26I remembered that night
00:31:27Everyone in that room was sure I'd go back
00:31:31Noah was the only one who said I wouldn't
00:31:35I never knew how good it felt to have someone believe in me without hesitation
00:31:43Riley!
00:31:47You really don't feel anything for me anymore?
00:31:49I do
00:31:52I think you're disgusting
00:32:01Feel good?
00:32:05A little
00:32:07Only a little?
00:32:09The $2,400 helps
00:32:12That night I realized something for the first time
00:32:14The person who'd made my heart rust most that month wasn't Chase anymore
00:32:17It was this sharp-tongued impossible guy who somehow always stood beside me when I was at my worst
00:32:23Noah
00:32:25Why do you keep coming to the cat cafe?
00:32:29You already know how to make these
00:32:32No
00:32:33You made three by yourself last time
00:32:36I forgot
00:32:39Your amnesia only affects crafts
00:32:43Riley
00:32:44From now on
00:32:45When Noah comes in
00:32:46You're assigned to him
00:32:47He just loaded $2,000 onto his membership
00:32:52$2,000?
00:32:53Are you planning to retire here?
00:32:56No
00:32:56Then what are you getting out of this?
00:33:04Service
00:33:07I used to explain every time he came near me as just happened to
00:33:11But once someone just happens to show up 20 times
00:33:15It gets harder to believe
00:33:18Noah
00:33:20Yeah?
00:33:22Are you trying to date me?
00:33:26Yes
00:33:30Because of that night?
00:33:32No
00:33:34Because you feel responsible?
00:33:36No
00:33:38Then why?
00:33:41Because I already liked you
00:33:44What does already mean?
00:33:49When did it start?
00:33:51Forgot
00:33:52You remember what I wore that night, but you forgot this?
00:33:58So all that making fun of me was the American version of a secret crush?
00:34:03No
00:34:04Then what was it?
00:34:09Keeping my distance
00:34:11Keeping your distance required telling me I was annoying every time you saw me?
00:34:16Being too nice to my best friend's girlfriend
00:34:19Would have made me look like the asshole
00:34:24Just know it started earlier than you think
00:34:26I thought that was already ridiculous
00:34:28The next day I found out just how early earlier really was
00:34:35Yo
00:34:36You finally got her?
00:34:39Shut up
00:34:39What do you mean finally?
00:34:47He's liked you since freshman year
00:34:48You're really trying to die today?
00:34:50He's liked you since then
00:35:02Freshman year?
00:35:03He's exaggerating
00:35:04When exactly?
00:35:07The day film society was recruiting
00:35:10Back then, I wasn't even with Chase yet
00:35:14I tried to remember that day
00:35:17All I remembered was the heat
00:35:19Someone helping me carry a box
00:35:21And me handing him the last cold bottle of water
00:35:26You're in film society?
00:35:28What do you play?
00:35:29The fat pig?
00:35:36What are you doing?
00:35:38Then what are you here to play?
00:35:40An asshole?
00:35:41You'd be perfect
00:35:47An afternoon I didn't remember at all
00:35:49Had been sitting in someone else's memory for three years
00:35:57Just because I ripped up one application?
00:36:00Do I really seem that shallows?
00:36:03Later I realized you're soft-hearted
00:36:05Until someone crosses a real line
00:36:08Then Chase started chasing you
00:36:11So you just never said anything?
00:36:13You liked him
00:36:14He was my brother
00:36:17Then why were you always doing things for me?
00:36:20I wasn't
00:36:23The new umbrella in the club closet the day after it rained?
00:36:27Club supplies
00:36:28I hate pickles
00:36:30At every group dinner, you always move them away from me?
00:36:33I don't eat them either
00:36:35Whenever Chase made fun of me
00:36:36You were always the first one to tell him to stop
00:36:39He was annoying
00:36:43Stop digging up old evidence
00:36:46All the little things I'd filed under he hates me
00:36:50Suddenly meant something completely different
00:36:59That night everyone bet I'd go back
00:37:04Why were you so sure I wouldn't?
00:37:09Not because I know Chase
00:37:11Because I know you
00:37:16You know me that well?
00:37:18Better than you think
00:37:21You seem soft
00:37:22But once you truly decide you're done with something
00:37:25You never pick it back up
00:37:28Chase dated me for a year and a half
00:37:29And still thought my boundaries were negotiable
00:37:33Noah had never had me at all
00:37:34Yet he trusted me more
00:37:37Didn't it hurt
00:37:38Watching me date Chase?
00:37:42Sure
00:37:44What was I supposed to do about it?
00:37:47You could have stolen me
00:37:51Then I'd be exactly the kind of guy you hate Chase for being
00:37:55You're not always that annoying
00:37:57High praise
00:38:01The weirdest thing after learning he liked me wasn't the butterflies
00:38:05It was the safety
00:38:08I didn't have to decode whether he was hot or cold
00:38:12He'd already given me the answer
00:38:16You don't have to choose me right now
00:38:19Why?
00:38:21You just got out of a terrible relationship
00:38:24I've waited three years
00:38:26I can wait a few more days
00:38:28You're not scared I still won't choose you?
00:38:31I am
00:38:33Then why are you so calm?
00:38:36Being scared and pressuring you are two different things
00:38:39I almost had my answer right then
00:38:43But before I could say it
00:38:44Something else hit first
00:38:48My period was 15 days late
00:38:53Noah and I had used protection that night
00:38:56The problem was
00:38:57There'd been one little accident
00:39:01I really didn't want to think about
00:39:05Wait
00:39:06The condom broke
00:39:10I don't have another one
00:39:14Don't go
00:39:17Riley, no
00:39:18I want you Noah
00:39:23Great
00:39:24Every impulsive adult decision
00:39:26Eventually comes back as a bill
00:39:28A test result
00:39:31Or a pregnancy stick
00:39:46Oh my god
00:39:52This isn't something you say over text
00:40:05In one second
00:40:06My brain went from
00:40:07He's loved me for three years
00:40:09To men are all the same
00:40:11Full tragedy
00:40:13May that bastard die childless
00:40:17Who are you calling a bastard?
00:40:21Girl
00:40:21Why are you crying?
00:40:29If you use drag to catfish people again
00:40:32I swear I'll throw you into the street
00:40:34Art has no gender
00:40:40What is going on with you?
00:40:43I'm pregnant
00:40:48Get in the car
00:40:51You're not even going to ask if it's yours?
00:40:55You really think that's the question I should be asking right now?
00:41:00He didn't propose
00:41:02He didn't interrogate me
00:41:04He didn't put on some big I'll take responsibility act
00:41:08The first thing he did was take me to a clinic and find out what was actually happening
00:41:15You're not pregnant
00:41:16The home test was a false positive
00:41:18Your blood test is negative
00:41:23You're both young
00:41:24Plenty of time for that later
00:41:25Thanks
00:41:26No rush
00:41:30What are you laughing at?
00:41:32I'm not
00:41:33You are
00:41:35I was just remembering how someone already picked out two baby names in the car
00:41:41Shut up
00:41:43It should have ended there as a false alarm
00:41:48But someone across the street took a picture of us leaving the women's clinic
00:42:00The post never made one direct accusation
00:42:03It just arranged the pieces in the ugliest possible way
00:42:06I didn't like Noah
00:42:08I might be pregnant
00:42:09And he took me to a clinic
00:42:19He definitely saw it
00:42:20Then why isn't he saying anything?
00:42:27Noah is my boyfriend
00:42:29He accompanied me to a normal medical appointment
00:42:31The anonymous post deliberately misrepresented our private medical information
00:42:35I have reported it to the university and police
00:42:41My hand paused when I typed the word boyfriend
00:42:43Then I posted it anyway
00:42:51Why aren't you defending yourself?
00:42:53Defending what?
00:42:55They're calling you a criminal
00:42:58The post got one thing right
00:43:02What?
00:43:04I don't have a title
00:43:10I'm taking you to a women's clinic with no title
00:43:12Of course people are going to talk
00:43:14That's what you're focused on?
00:43:17What else?
00:43:19Didn't you see what I just posted?
00:43:22I saw it
00:43:25Then why are you still salting?
00:43:29If you only called me your boyfriend to get me out of trouble
00:43:32You don't have to give me that title
00:43:34I suddenly realized this guy who acted like nobody mattered
00:43:38Could turn into a complete princess when it came to me
00:43:42Noah
00:43:44I didn't call you my boyfriend just because I felt responsible
00:43:47It's because I like you
00:43:56Did you hear me?
00:43:59Where are you?
00:44:01By the fountain
00:44:12Say it again
00:44:14You heard me
00:44:17I want the live version
00:44:21I like you
00:44:23I really like you
00:44:26And right now
00:44:27You're the only one I like
00:44:30I chased one person for a long time
00:44:32And spent even longer trying to read another
00:44:37The first time I entered a relationship where we both liked each other
00:44:41I realized love isn't supposed to feel like a reading competition test
00:44:46What about me?
00:44:51But some people are like campus fire alarms
00:44:54The timing is always perfectly annoying
00:44:57Madison and I broke up a while ago
00:44:59Nothing happened between us
00:45:02So?
00:45:05You really don't care at all?
00:45:07Why would I?
00:45:15You knew I made that forum post
00:45:17And you still didn't even call me
00:45:19So you spread that rumor just to force me to contact you?
00:45:25You're even more disgusting now than the day you cheated
00:45:31Riley, I honestly don't know how we ended up like this
00:45:34Then figure it out
00:45:38I can change
00:45:40I can apologize for the bet too
00:45:44A month ago, he was sure I'd come back
00:45:48Now he was finally saying
00:45:49I can change
00:45:52Too bad that change itself was proof he'd understood everything too late
00:45:58Why did you bring me here?
00:46:00Chase has no sense of direction
00:46:02He doesn't know this place
00:46:04And?
00:46:08I didn't get enough of that hug
00:46:11Just a hug?
00:46:13You want a kiss?
00:46:15Yeah
00:46:18Will anyone come by?
00:46:21No
00:46:24Then kiss me
00:46:29This kiss felt completely different from that night at the hotel
00:46:34That night, I was running out of one relationship
00:46:36This time, I was walking into another
00:46:41Let's make this official
00:46:44What?
00:46:46You're my girlfriend now?
00:46:48Yes
00:46:50You're not running away tomorrow morning?
00:46:52Why would I?
00:46:59No ex, no bet, no secret photos
00:47:04Once we actually started dating
00:47:08I realized a relationship didn't have to be on fire all the time
00:47:19It's too expensive
00:47:20Take it out of the 2,400 and emotional damages
00:47:23That's my money
00:47:24Exactly
00:47:25So I didn't pay for it
00:47:28Buy it
00:47:28I know you've wanted this book for three years
00:47:30And somehow
00:47:32Someone had remembered what I liked for three years
00:47:39You waited three years
00:47:41You seriously never liked anyone else?
00:47:44I dated
00:47:49You asked if I liked anyone
00:47:53Oh
00:47:54Jealous?
00:47:56No
00:47:58Then why are you squeezing my hand that hard?
00:48:04I'm not a saint
00:48:06I thought about giving up
00:48:09Why didn't you?
00:48:13Every time I was almost over you
00:48:15You'd do something that made liking you feel slightly less stupid
00:48:19Like what?
00:48:23Like kicking a guy out of the club for harassing a freshman
00:48:34That's it?
00:48:37Like agreeing to go on a date with me today
00:48:45If the first 20-something episodes were a war
00:48:47This was probably where the audience finally got to breathe
00:49:00I didn't get some dramatic movie version of karma
00:49:05Madison just had to face real consequences for what she did
00:49:15Happy now?
00:49:18I didn't give you the punishment
00:49:21If you withdraw the complaint
00:49:22I won't
00:49:27Chase doesn't want me either
00:49:29What else do you want from me?
00:49:34This has nothing to do with Chase
00:49:36How do you still not get it?
00:49:39The worst thing you did wasn't steal my boyfriend
00:49:41You secretly photographed me and tried to sell my privacy
00:49:47Stop explaining your whole life through men
00:49:56Done?
00:49:58Yeah
00:50:00Want to celebrate?
00:50:02No
00:50:02I just want food
00:50:04Perfect
00:50:05Cheaper
00:50:16Some wins don't come with applause
00:50:19Sometimes winning just means
00:50:21The thing that once made you afraid to go back to your own dorm
00:50:25Is finally over
00:50:28Come on girlfriend
00:50:33Done pretending?
00:50:36Let me officially introduce her
00:50:38My girlfriend
00:50:40Riley Carter
00:50:47Three months ago
00:50:48This same group watched Chase put his arm around Madison
00:50:51While all the pity landed on me
00:50:55Now I finally understood
00:50:57None of those looks mattered
00:51:08You two are officially together?
00:51:11Yeah
00:51:12Since when?
00:51:14None of your business
00:51:18I just want to know if I still have a chance
00:51:24You did
00:51:26When?
00:51:28Before you kissed Madison
00:51:30Before you bet on me
00:51:33Before every time you hurt me
00:51:35Because you were sure I'd always come back
00:51:37You always had a chance
00:51:40You're the one who let it expire
00:51:46What if I really change now?
00:51:49Then be better to your next girlfriend
00:51:53Riley
00:51:55Stop treating becoming better
00:51:57Like a bartering chip
00:51:58To get me back
00:52:04Going home?
00:52:06Yeah
00:52:08Really moving on
00:52:09Isn't about how good it feels
00:52:10To watch someone regret losing you
00:52:15It's when they finally regret it
00:52:17And you can't even be bothered to watch
00:52:23What did he say?
00:52:25He wanted me to consider recycling an expired product
00:52:28You considered it?
00:52:30For three seconds
00:52:31Sorting trash is too much work
00:52:35You're not jealous?
00:52:37I am
00:52:39Could have fooled me
00:52:45I just don't need to grab you
00:52:47Check your phone
00:52:48Or control who you see
00:52:50To prove you're mine
00:52:55If you stay
00:52:56It should be because you want to
00:53:02That made me feel safer than hearing
00:53:04I'll never leave you
00:53:06Noah, I want us to still be together after graduation
00:53:10Once the countdowns, secret photos, and fights were over
00:53:13Life finally slowed down
00:53:16Why are you taking so many?
00:53:19Keeping them
00:53:21You look like another stalker photographer
00:53:24I have permission
00:53:28We started arguing about normal things
00:53:30Who forgot to answer an email
00:53:34Who let takeout get cold
00:53:40Who topped up the cat cafe account again
00:53:51You two have to spend the rest of this before graduation
00:53:55He didn't come here to make crafts
00:53:57He was buying my time
00:54:00Worked pretty well
00:54:02So you were chasing me from the beginning
00:54:05I admitted that
00:54:06Way too late
00:54:08Still didn't miss my chance
00:54:11Without a countdown
00:54:12Life suddenly got slower
00:54:14And somehow
00:54:15I loved the quiet
00:54:16Of not having anyone rush me into a choice
00:54:18Noah left this for you
00:54:25Are you insane?
00:54:27Souvenir
00:54:30This thing is ugly enough
00:54:31To count as evidence
00:54:31That should be destroyed
00:54:35That was the day you first asked
00:54:36If I was chasing you
00:54:39So?
00:54:40So I kept it
00:54:44Noah remembers details
00:54:46I'd forgotten myself
00:54:48At first I thought
00:54:49That was one of his best qualities
00:54:52Then I realized
00:54:53It also made him
00:54:54Almost impossible
00:54:55To beat in an argument
00:54:59You still have that recording
00:55:01From your apartment
00:55:01Don't you?
00:55:04Noah Hayes
00:55:06Legally speaking
00:55:07It's evidence
00:55:08Delete it
00:55:14You deleted
00:55:21I know I want you, Noah
00:55:23I won't deny it tomorrow
00:55:26Never mind
00:55:28Can't let go of it?
00:55:31Just a reminder that my judgment used to be terrible
00:55:34Still is
00:55:39But that night
00:55:40I was very grateful for your bad judgment
00:55:44After graduation
00:55:45We both got job offers
00:55:47And started figuring out where to live
00:55:51My office is in Cambridge
00:55:53Yours is downtown
00:55:55You should live somewhere in between
00:56:00Near the cat cafe
00:56:02Do you love cats?
00:56:04Or do you love the owner's membership card?
00:56:06I love the employee who taught me how to make cat toys
00:56:13Three months ago
00:56:14I thought staying with someone long term
00:56:16Meant losing my freedom
00:56:19Later I realized
00:56:20A good relationship
00:56:21Doesn't tie two people down
00:56:23It lets them keep choosing each other
00:56:30The kitchen's too small
00:56:31The bedroom's big enough
00:56:33Your priorities are extremely consistent
00:56:36Practical
00:56:43Not looking?
00:56:45Not interested
00:56:47The person who used to control my mood for an entire day
00:56:50Was now just one group chat notification
00:56:52I couldn't be bothered to open
00:56:59Want to try it?
00:57:02Why are you studying that ad so seriously?
00:57:05Market research
00:57:06What market?
00:57:09The couple's market
00:57:11I have work tomorrow
00:57:12So?
00:57:13So
00:57:14We can only pick somewhere close
00:57:18What?
00:57:18Changed your mind?
00:57:21I'm checking whether your judgment is slipping again
00:57:24Completely sober this time
00:57:33Which theme would you like?
00:57:3780's arcade
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42If I lose
00:57:43I can blame the machine
00:57:45Would you like an overnight kit?
00:57:49Don't look at me
00:57:50Your call
00:57:51Yes
00:57:54What?
00:57:56Nothing
00:57:57Nothing
00:57:58You'd better mean that
00:58:02The first time I went home with Noah
00:58:04I just ended a terrible relationship
00:58:09And wanted to prove I could choose something new
00:58:11This time I didn't have to prove anything to anyone
00:58:16You're not running at sunrise this time, right?
00:58:20Depends how good the room is
00:58:28Just thinking about the first time I went to your apartment
00:58:31Which part?
00:58:34The part where I got drunk and my mouth moved faster than my brain
00:58:40That doesn't narrow it down much
00:58:42Shut up
00:58:47I know I want you
00:58:48I know I want you Noah
00:58:50I won't deny it tomorrow
00:58:56Didn't you say you were keeping that as evidence?
00:58:59Don't need it anymore
00:59:01Why?
00:59:03I don't need proof that you won't run anymore
00:59:10Even if you ever want to leave
00:59:12I know you'll tell me first
00:59:16Chase once bet I'd come back to him within a month
00:59:19Noah never bet that I'd stay forever
00:59:23One treated me like something that could never leave
00:59:26The other treated me like someone
00:59:28Who could choose again every single day
00:59:33Then tonight, I choose to stay
00:59:36Just tonight?
00:59:38Depends how you perform
00:59:43They bet I'd come back within a month
00:59:46The bet expired
00:59:48I never went back
00:59:52But I didn't lose either
00:59:54Because once I left the wrong person
00:59:56I finally found the person I actually wanted to walk towards
01:00:03As for tonight
01:00:06A new roller coaster is about to start