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Love was never part of the plan for Leo and Tyler. Their secret encounters were supposed to be casual, but their intense emotional bond is growing stronger by the day. Caught between their undeniable feelings and the terrifying reality of prison if they are discovered, the boys face a heartbreaking choice. Can they find a way to be together in a world that wants to tear them apart, or will fear ultimately win?
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Love was never part of the plan for Leo and Tyler. Their secret encounters were supposed to be casual, but their intense emotional bond is growing stronger by the day. Caught between their undeniable feelings and the terrifying reality of prison if they are discovered, the boys face a heartbreaking choice. Can they find a way to be together in a world that wants to tear them apart, or will fear ultimately win?
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00:00:08You
00:00:09That is enough you two in my office now
00:00:16Do you think paper wood is a joke you realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison
00:00:26Please I can't go to prison don't happen again headmaster
00:00:31You you're dismissed
00:00:40You are flunking art class
00:00:44Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison fuck this is serious. I cannot go to prison
00:00:59I
00:00:59Listen dude, we can't give each other hell all year, okay?
00:01:03So what if we tried being friends?
00:01:06You hooked up with the love of my life. We will never be friends
00:01:16I've been in love with Blair for three years, and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her
00:01:28Oh
00:01:28This will be perfect fireworks just like on TV
00:01:35Oh
00:01:41That's that's enough
00:01:44Guys guys come on give him a break. No one's first kiss is pretty. Oh my god. Is this your
00:01:49first kiss fuck this?
00:01:50No
00:01:54I finally had the chance to kiss Blair price, and I blew it. Leo
00:01:59You okay now Blair will never see me as an option
00:02:04You know Blair's kind of a bitch right don't say that about her okay
00:02:08If you really want her I can help you I know girls I know what they want
00:02:13I know what they don't want to know the whole book. Why would you help me we hate each other
00:02:17Is any help passing art class?
00:02:19If I fail I'm getting expelled and we both know what that means. So help me with art and I'll
00:02:25help you seducing Blair
00:02:26Do you promise it'll work? Oh, yeah
00:02:29She'll be begging for you. Do we have a deal?
00:02:35Deal
00:02:37I look forward to tomorrow. What's tomorrow?
00:02:41Our first sex lesson
00:02:45I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy the hellish school for bad boys
00:02:52I hate everything and everyone in this school
00:02:57Except for the love of my life
00:02:59Blair price
00:03:01Just like that
00:03:12You hooked up with the love of my life. We will never be friends. You gotta need some game if
00:03:17you want to pull the headmaster's thumb
00:03:18I wanna be the one
00:03:20On the tip of your tongue
00:03:24That's enough
00:03:25I finally had the chance to kiss Blair price and I blew it
00:03:29I hate you
00:03:32You don't hate me. You just wanna be me
00:03:35You are flunking art class
00:03:37Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison
00:03:40We can't give each other hell all year
00:03:42I need help passing art class
00:03:44So help me with art
00:03:45And I'll help you seducing Blair
00:03:47Do we have a deal?
00:03:48Deal
00:03:49I look forward to tomorrow
00:03:51What's tomorrow?
00:03:52Our first sex lesson
00:03:54Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:04:01That felt weirdly good
00:04:03I'm not gay
00:04:04Neither am I
00:04:05It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
00:04:08If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met I would still choose you
00:04:12What if it wasn't just girls?
00:04:14You kiss just like him too
00:04:15Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me
00:04:18I've never had a best friend before
00:04:19But I'm glad it's you
00:04:21Your little boyfriend can't help you now
00:04:25When are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:04:30Is this part of the lesson?
00:04:31Fuck the lesson
00:04:33Fuck the whole deal
00:04:35I just wanna kiss you
00:04:37Morning friends!
00:04:44Ever thought about knocking?
00:04:46What the fuck?
00:04:47Tyler is my new roommate
00:04:49And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years
00:04:52Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:04:55Sorry, we were just having some fun
00:04:57I live here, genius
00:05:00That's my bet
00:05:02Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:05:12I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:05:14You gotta need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster's dog
00:05:24You are so down bad
00:05:26No wonder she doesn't like you bad
00:05:28How would you know what she likes?
00:05:29Because I just had my head between her legs
00:05:32If you kiss my dick you still might be able to taste her lip gloss
00:05:35You're disgusting
00:05:36You are a lonely simp
00:05:38Everyone knows you're in love with Blair
00:05:39Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me
00:05:42Nope
00:05:43As long as we live together, you're mine to fuck as I please
00:05:46I'm yours to what?
00:05:48Fuck with, you're mine to fuck with as I please
00:05:55I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate
00:05:58I'm so screwed
00:06:08You changed my underwear while I was sleeping?
00:06:13You're such a pretty little virgin
00:06:15Not funny
00:06:17Did you see my junk?
00:06:19No, no, no
00:06:20I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything
00:06:25You like it?
00:06:28No
00:06:30That's it
00:06:31We're gonna need to set some ground rules
00:06:33So that we make it through the school year without killing each other and getting expelled
00:06:39Wow, poisty
00:06:45This is your side of the room
00:06:47That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side
00:06:56Don't
00:06:59Don't
00:06:59The door is on your side
00:07:03How do I leave the room?
00:07:06Obviously you can cross to leave
00:07:10Are you leaving or not?
00:07:12No, I just changed my mind
00:07:13Or is that not allowed? Room Hitler?
00:07:15Fine
00:07:16Fine
00:07:17Whatever
00:07:19Change my mind again
00:07:27Do it again
00:07:29I dare you
00:07:38Get
00:07:39Get out of my room!
00:07:41Get out of my room!
00:07:46I hate you!
00:07:48You're going to call like a bull
00:07:52I'll call like a bull
00:07:53Come on there!
00:07:54Fine!
00:07:56You don't hate me
00:07:57You just want to be me
00:08:01Fine!
00:08:05Fine!
00:08:06Fine!
00:08:11That is enough!
00:08:13You two in my office
00:08:15Now!
00:08:19Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:08:22You realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison
00:08:28Please I can't go to prison
00:08:30It won't happen again
00:08:32Headmaster
00:08:34You
00:08:35You're dismissed
00:08:43You are flunking art class
00:08:47Pass
00:08:48Or you get expelled and you go to prison
00:08:50Fuck
00:08:51This is serious
00:08:52I cannot go to prison
00:09:01Listen dude
00:09:02We can't give each other hell all year
00:09:04Okay?
00:09:05So what if we tried
00:09:07Being friends?
00:09:08You hooked up with the love of my life
00:09:10We will never be friends
00:09:23I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me
00:09:29Now is the perfect time
00:09:55What's this?
00:09:59I don't expect you to feel the same way
00:10:01You're an angel and I'm just some guy but if you could see me in that way
00:10:06Wait, is this for Blair?
00:10:09I hate to break it to you but
00:10:11She already got cucked by Tyler
00:10:12Shut up Jackson
00:10:14How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through
00:10:17There's probably a brand of plan B named after her
00:10:19Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw
00:10:21Why?
00:10:22No matter what you do she's never gonna fuck you
00:10:31There she is
00:10:34Let's see how much you still like her when she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds
00:10:43Hey!
00:10:44You don't even like her
00:10:45Neither do you
00:10:46You still fucked her
00:10:48Come on
00:10:49He really cares about her and
00:10:51Leo's my roommate now
00:10:53I've gotta get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class
00:10:56Why the hell is he being cool to me?
00:11:00Good!
00:11:01Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth
00:11:05Ladies!
00:11:06What do you say we ditched the job fair
00:11:09And found some place for a private game
00:11:12What kind of game? Spin the bottle?
00:11:16I'm down to play
00:11:19You coming?
00:11:20What?
00:11:20I don't trust Tyler
00:11:22But
00:11:23New plan
00:11:24I can kiss Blair during the game
00:11:27Then tell her how I feel
00:11:33All right, Leo
00:11:34Why don't you get us started?
00:11:53I can't
00:11:54It's against the rules and I'm not gay
00:11:56Bro, chill
00:11:57Just spin again
00:12:19This will be perfect
00:12:21Fireworks
00:12:21Just like on TV
00:12:24So?
00:12:25Are you gonna kiss her?
00:12:35Oh my god
00:12:39That's enough
00:12:41Pathetic
00:12:45Hardcore
00:12:52Did you see her?
00:12:54Guys, guys, guys, come on
00:12:55Give me a break
00:12:55No one's first kiss is pretty
00:12:57Okay?
00:12:58Wait
00:12:59Oh my god, is this your first kiss?
00:13:02Like, seriously?
00:13:05Please
00:13:06The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his right hand
00:13:10Fuck this
00:13:13Oh, Leo
00:13:13I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it
00:13:26Leo, you okay?
00:13:29No, I'm not okay, this was all your fault
00:13:31Now Blair will never see me as an option
00:13:37You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:13:39You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:13:39Don't say that about her
00:13:40Okay
00:13:41If you really want her
00:13:42I can help you
00:13:43I know girls
00:13:45I know what they want
00:13:45I know what they don't want
00:13:46I know the whole book
00:13:47Why would you help me?
00:13:49We hate each other
00:13:50Because I need help passing art class
00:13:52If I fail, I'm getting expelled
00:13:54And we both know what that means
00:13:55So help me with art
00:13:56And I'll help you seducing Blair
00:13:58Do you promise it'll work?
00:14:00Oh yeah
00:14:02She'll be begging for you
00:14:03Do we have a deal?
00:14:08Deal?
00:14:10I look forward to tomorrow
00:14:11What's tomorrow?
00:14:13Our first sex lesson
00:14:20Alright
00:14:21Welcome to Tyler's 101
00:14:23On how to get a girl
00:14:25If you want to get a girl
00:14:26There are three rules
00:14:27You need to follow, okay?
00:14:29Rule number one
00:14:30Be appealing
00:14:31Put on some glasses
00:14:33Fix your hair
00:14:33Just look at me, okay?
00:14:36Rule number two
00:14:37Be entertaining
00:14:38I myself
00:14:39I am funny
00:14:40Sweet and charming
00:14:42Not sure if you can pull that off
00:14:43Maybe you should go
00:14:44The mysterious torture round
00:14:45Seriously?
00:14:47Above all
00:14:50Rule number three
00:14:53Be
00:14:54Un-fucking-attainable
00:14:57Blair's only gonna want you
00:14:58If you act like you don't want Blair
00:15:00Right now you're reek of desperate obsession
00:15:02I am desperately obsessed
00:15:04Maybe
00:15:04But Blair won't think so
00:15:06If you hook up with someone tonight
00:15:07At the scrapyard
00:15:08How?
00:15:09I suck at kissing
00:15:10It's okay, I'll teach you
00:15:12Teach me
00:15:13To kiss
00:15:14How?
00:15:15There's only one way to do it
00:15:17What the fuck?
00:15:18Oh come on
00:15:19How are you gonna learn without practicing?
00:15:21I'm not gay
00:15:22Neither am I
00:15:23It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
00:15:28Maybe Tyler has a point
00:15:31If anyone finds out about this
00:15:32We will both be expelled and sent to prison
00:15:36Alright fine
00:15:36Don't take my advice
00:15:38Good luck getting rejected by Blair again
00:15:40Wait
00:15:42You can't tell anyone
00:15:45Yeah
00:15:47Motherfucking idiot
00:15:49Let's do this
00:15:56Wait
00:15:56Right now?
00:15:58No?
00:15:58Yes of course
00:15:59You still wanna suck at kissing tonight?
00:16:02Tonight is the night
00:16:03Okay
00:16:04Everyone is gonna be at the scrapyard
00:16:05This
00:16:06Could be you
00:16:07Okay?
00:16:08Be unfucking attainable
00:16:10And make out with someone
00:16:11Right in front of Blair
00:16:12And piss her off
00:16:15Fine
00:16:16This better work
00:16:18Yeah
00:16:19It will
00:16:20Just take a deep breath
00:16:22And relax
00:16:25I am relaxed
00:16:27Okay
00:16:28When it comes to kissing
00:16:29The build up
00:16:30Is almost just as important as the actual kiss
00:16:33Lucky for you
00:16:34Your teacher Tyler
00:16:35Came up with a bit of a formula
00:16:37On this one
00:16:39What's the formula?
00:16:40Glad you asked
00:16:41Step one
00:16:43First you wanna feel the moment
00:16:44Where you can
00:16:46Tuck your hair behind your ear
00:16:48Like this
00:16:51Then
00:16:52You wanna look into her eyes
00:16:53Eye contact's very important
00:16:55Look down at her lips
00:16:56Very briefly
00:16:57Look back up in her eyes
00:16:59And then you say
00:17:00Wow
00:17:01You look
00:17:02Beautiful
00:17:05Then you wanna lean in
00:17:09Like this?
00:17:10Yeah, yeah, exactly like that
00:17:12And don't freak out on me
00:17:14Okay?
00:17:32That is enough!
00:17:35You two in my office
00:17:37Now!
00:17:40Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:17:44You realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison?
00:17:50Please, I can't go to prison
00:17:52Don't happen again
00:17:53Headmaster
00:17:56You
00:17:56You're dismissed
00:18:05You are flunking art class
00:18:09Pass
00:18:09Or you get expelled and you go to prison
00:18:11Fuck
00:18:13This is serious
00:18:14I cannot go to prison
00:18:16I cannot go to prison
00:18:24Listen dude, we can't give each other hell all year
00:18:25Okay?
00:18:27So what if we tried
00:18:28Being friends?
00:18:30You hooked up with the love of my life
00:18:32We will never be friends
00:18:40I've been in love with Blair for three years
00:18:42And I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her
00:18:52This will be perfect
00:18:54Fireworks
00:18:54Just like on TV
00:18:55Into your lungs
00:19:06That's enough
00:19:08Guys, guys, come on
00:19:09Give me a break
00:19:10No one's first kiss is pretty
00:19:11Oh my god, is this your first kiss?
00:19:14Fuck this
00:19:19I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it
00:19:22Leo
00:19:24You okay?
00:19:24Now Blair will never see me as an option
00:19:28You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:19:30Don't say that about her
00:19:31Okay
00:19:33If you really want her, I can help you
00:19:36I know girls, I know what they want, I know what they don't want, I know the whole book
00:19:39Why would you help me? We hate each other
00:19:42Is there any help passing art class?
00:19:44If I fail, I'm getting expelled
00:19:45And you both know what that means
00:19:47So help me with art
00:19:48And I'll help you seducing Blair
00:19:50Do you promise it'll work?
00:19:52Oh yeah
00:19:53She'll be begging for you
00:19:55Do we have a deal?
00:20:00Deal?
00:20:01I look forward to tomorrow
00:20:03What's tomorrow?
00:20:05Our first sex lesson
00:20:10I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy
00:20:14The hellish school for bad boys
00:20:16I hate everything and everyone in this school
00:20:20Except for the love of my life
00:20:23Blair Price
00:20:25Just like that
00:20:36Just like that
00:20:37You hooked up with the love of my life
00:20:38We will never be friends
00:20:40You gotta need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster thong
00:20:42I wanna be the one
00:20:44On the tip of your tongue
00:20:48That's enough
00:20:49I only had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it
00:20:53I hate you!
00:20:56You don't hate me, you just wanna be me
00:20:59You are flunking art class
00:21:01Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison
00:21:04We can't give each other hell all year
00:21:06I need help passing art class
00:21:08So help me with art
00:21:09And I'll help you seducing Blair
00:21:11Do we have a deal?
00:21:12Deal?
00:21:14I look forward to tomorrow
00:21:15What's tomorrow?
00:21:16Our first sex lesson
00:21:18Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:21:25That felt weirdly good
00:21:26Good?
00:21:27I'm not gay
00:21:28Neither am I
00:21:29It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
00:21:32If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met
00:21:35I would still choose you
00:21:36What if it wasn't just girls?
00:21:38You kiss just like him too
00:21:40Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me
00:21:42I've never had a best friend before
00:21:44But I'm glad it's you
00:21:45Your little boyfriend can't help you now
00:21:50Cleo, when are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:21:54Is this part of the lesson?
00:21:55Fuck the lesson
00:21:57Fuck the whole deal
00:22:00I just wanna kiss you
00:22:01Morning friends!
00:22:09Ever thought about knocking?
00:22:10What the fuck?
00:22:11Tyler is my new roommate
00:22:14And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years
00:22:17Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:22:20Sorry, we were just having some fun
00:22:22I live here, genius
00:22:24That's my bet
00:22:27Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:22:36I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:22:39You're gonna need some game if you want to pull the headmaster's thoughts
00:22:41Come on
00:22:48You are so down bad
00:22:50No wonder she doesn't like you bad
00:22:52How would you know what she likes?
00:22:53Because I just had my head between her legs
00:22:57If you kiss my dick you still might be able to taste her lip gloss
00:22:59You're disgusting
00:23:00You are a lonely simp
00:23:02Everyone knows you're in love with Blair
00:23:04Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me
00:23:06Nope!
00:23:07As long as we live together
00:23:08You're mine to fuck as I please
00:23:11I'm yours to what?
00:23:12Fuck with! You're mine to fuck with as I please
00:23:19I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate
00:23:23I'm so screwed
00:23:32You changed my underwear while I was sleeping?
00:23:37You're such a pretty little virgin
00:23:39Not funny
00:23:40Did you see my junk?
00:23:44No, no, no
00:23:45I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything
00:23:49You like it?
00:23:52No!
00:23:55We're gonna need to set some ground rules
00:23:57So that we make it through the school year
00:23:59Without killing each other and getting expelled!
00:24:03Wow, feisty
00:24:10This is your side of the room
00:24:12That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side
00:24:21Don't
00:24:24Doors are on your side
00:24:27How do I leave the room?
00:24:31Obviously you can cross to leave
00:24:35Are you leaving or not?
00:24:37No, I just changed my mind
00:24:38Or is that not allowed to room Hitler?
00:24:40Fine, whatever
00:24:41Whatever
00:24:44Change my mind again
00:24:51Do it again
00:24:53I dare you
00:25:02Get out of my room
00:25:06Get out of my room!
00:25:11I hate you
00:25:12I love you all fucking
00:25:15Fight!
00:25:20You don't hate me.
00:25:22You just want to be me.
00:25:35That is enough.
00:25:38You two in my office.
00:25:40Now.
00:25:43Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:25:47You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:25:53Please, I can't go to prison.
00:25:54It won't happen again, headmaster.
00:25:59You, you're dismissed.
00:26:07You are flunking art class.
00:26:11Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:26:15Fuck.
00:26:15This is serious.
00:26:17I cannot go to prison.
00:26:26Listen, dude.
00:26:27We can't give each other hell all year.
00:26:28Okay?
00:26:30So what if we tried being friends?
00:26:33You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:26:35We will never be friends.
00:26:37Come on.
00:26:47I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me.
00:26:53Now is the perfect time.
00:27:18What's this?
00:27:23I don't expect you to feel the same way.
00:27:26You're an angel and I'm just some guy, but if you could see me in that way, is this for
00:27:31Blair?
00:27:33I hate to break it to you, but you already got cucked by Tyler.
00:27:37Shut up, Jackson.
00:27:38How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through, there's probably a brand of plan B
00:27:43named after her.
00:27:43Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw.
00:27:46Why?
00:27:46No matter what you do, she's never going to fuck you.
00:27:55There she is.
00:27:59Let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds.
00:28:08Hey, you don't even like her.
00:28:10Neither do you.
00:28:11You still fucked her.
00:28:12Come on.
00:28:13He really cares about her and Leo's my roommate now.
00:28:17I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class.
00:28:21Why the hell is he being cool to me?
00:28:24Good.
00:28:25Then he can cry to you and my dick's in her mouth.
00:28:30Ladies, what do you say we ditch the job fair and found some place for a private game?
00:28:37What kind of game?
00:28:38Spin the bottle?
00:28:40I'm down to play.
00:28:43You coming?
00:28:45I don't trust Tyler, but new plan.
00:28:49I can kiss Blair during the game, then tell her how I feel.
00:28:57All right, Leo.
00:28:59Why don't you get us started?
00:29:05Oh!
00:29:13Oh!
00:29:17I can't. It's against the rules, and I'm not gay.
00:29:21Bro, chill. Just spin again.
00:29:43This will be perfect. Fireworks, just like on TV.
00:29:48So, are you gonna kiss her?
00:30:00Gross.
00:30:03That's... that's enough.
00:30:17Did you see that?
00:30:18Guys, guys, guys, come on, give him a break.
00:30:20No one's first kiss is pretty, okay?
00:30:22Wait, oh my god, is this your first kiss?
00:30:26Like, seriously?
00:30:30Please. The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his right hand.
00:30:35Fuck this.
00:30:37Oh, Leo.
00:30:47I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:30:51Leo, you okay?
00:30:53No, I'm not okay. This was all your fault.
00:30:56Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:31:01You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:31:03Don't say that about her.
00:31:04You're okay. If you really want her, I can help you.
00:31:08I know girls. I know what they want.
00:31:10I know what they don't want. I know the whole book.
00:31:12Why would you help me? We hate each other.
00:31:14Is there any help passing art class?
00:31:17If I fail, I'm getting expelled.
00:31:18And you both know what that means.
00:31:20So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:31:23Do you promise it'll work?
00:31:24Oh yeah.
00:31:26She'll be begging for you.
00:31:28Do we have a deal?
00:31:32Deal?
00:31:34I look forward to tomorrow.
00:31:36What's tomorrow?
00:31:38Our first sex lesson.
00:31:45All right.
00:31:46Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
00:31:49If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow.
00:31:53Okay?
00:31:53Rule number one, be appealing.
00:31:56Put on some glasses, fix your hair.
00:31:58I mean, just look at me.
00:31:59Okay?
00:32:01Rule number two, be entertaining.
00:32:03I myself, I am funny, sweet, and charming.
00:32:06Not sure if you can pull that off.
00:32:08Maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
00:32:10Seriously?
00:32:11Above all.
00:32:14Rule number three.
00:32:17Be un-fucking- attainable.
00:32:21Blair's only gonna want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
00:32:24Right now you're reek of desperate obsession.
00:32:26I am desperately obsessed.
00:32:28Maybe.
00:32:29But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
00:32:33How?
00:32:33I suck at kissing.
00:32:34It's okay, I'll teach you.
00:32:36Teach me to kiss?
00:32:39How?
00:32:40There's only one way to do it.
00:32:42What the fuck?
00:32:43Oh, come on!
00:32:44How are you gonna learn without practicing?
00:32:45I'm not gay.
00:32:46Neither am I.
00:32:48He's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:32:52Maybe Tyler has a point.
00:32:55If anyone finds out about this, we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
00:33:00Alright, fine.
00:33:01Don't take my advice.
00:33:02Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
00:33:05Wait!
00:33:07You can't tell anyone.
00:33:10Yeah.
00:33:11I'm not a fucking idiot.
00:33:13Let's do this.
00:33:20Wait.
00:33:21Right now?
00:33:23Yes, of course.
00:33:24You still wanna suck at kissing tonight?
00:33:26Tonight is the night, okay?
00:33:28Everyone is gonna be at the scrapyard.
00:33:30This could be you, okay?
00:33:33Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
00:33:39Fine.
00:33:40This better work.
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:44It will.
00:33:45Just take a deep breath and relax.
00:33:50I am relaxed.
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:52When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
00:33:58I'm looking for you and your teacher Tyler came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
00:34:03What's the formula?
00:34:04Glad you asked.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Step one.
00:34:07First, you wanna feel the moment where you can tuck your hair behind her ear.
00:34:13Like this.
00:34:15Then, you wanna look into her eyes.
00:34:18Eye contact's very important.
00:34:19Look down at her lips.
00:34:21Look down at her lips.
00:34:21Very briefly.
00:34:22Look back up at her eyes.
00:34:23Then, you say, wow.
00:34:25You look beautiful.
00:34:29Then, you wanna lean in.
00:34:33Like this?
00:34:34Yeah.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:35Exactly like that.
00:34:37Then, don't freak out on me.
00:34:38Okay?
00:34:57That is enough!
00:34:59You two in my office.
00:35:01Now!
00:35:05Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:35:08You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:35:14Please, I can't go to prison.
00:35:16It won't happen again, Headmaster.
00:35:19Hmm.
00:35:20You.
00:35:21You're dismissed.
00:35:29You are flunking art class.
00:35:33Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:35:36Fuck.
00:35:37This is serious.
00:35:38I cannot go to prison.
00:35:47Listen, dude.
00:35:48We can't give each other hell all year.
00:35:50Okay?
00:35:51So, what if you tried being raped?
00:35:54You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:35:56We will never be friends.
00:36:04I've been in love with Blair for three years.
00:36:07And I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her.
00:36:16This will be perfect.
00:36:18Fireworks.
00:36:19Just like on TV.
00:36:21Into your lungs.
00:36:26Oh, my God.
00:36:28Oh, my God.
00:36:29Oh, my God.
00:36:30That's enough.
00:36:33Guys, guys, come on.
00:36:33Give me a break.
00:36:34No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:36:36Oh, my God.
00:36:36Is this your first kiss?
00:36:38Fuck this.
00:36:43I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:36:47Leo.
00:36:48You okay?
00:36:49Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:36:53You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:36:54Don't say that about her.
00:36:56Okay.
00:36:57If you really want her, I can help you.
00:37:00I know girls.
00:37:01I know what they want.
00:37:01I know what they don't want.
00:37:02I know the whole book.
00:37:03Why would you help me?
00:37:05We hate each other.
00:37:06Because I need help passing art class.
00:37:08If I fail, I'm getting expelled.
00:37:10And you both know what that means.
00:37:11So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:37:15Do you promise it'll work?
00:37:16Oh, yeah.
00:37:18She'll be begging for you.
00:37:20Do we have a deal?
00:37:24Deal.
00:37:25I look forward to tomorrow.
00:37:27What's tomorrow?
00:37:29Our first sex lesson.
00:37:34I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy.
00:37:38The hellish school for bad boys.
00:37:41I hate everything and everyone in this school.
00:37:45Except for the love of my life.
00:37:48Blair Price.
00:37:50Just like that.
00:38:01You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:38:03We will never be friends.
00:38:05You're gonna need some game if you want to pull the Headmaster Thumb.
00:38:07I wanna be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:38:12That's enough.
00:38:14I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:38:18I hate you!
00:38:20You don't hate me.
00:38:21You just wanna be me.
00:38:23You are flunking art class.
00:38:26Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:38:29We can't give each other hell all year.
00:38:31I need help passing art class.
00:38:32So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:38:36Do we have a deal?
00:38:37Deal?
00:38:38I look forward to tomorrow.
00:38:40What's tomorrow?
00:38:41Our first sex lesson.
00:38:43Cause I wanna be.
00:38:46Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:38:49That felt weirdly good.
00:38:52I'm not gay.
00:38:52Neither am I.
00:38:54It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:38:56If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:39:01What if it wasn't just girls?
00:39:03You kiss just like him too.
00:39:04Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:39:07I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:39:09Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:39:14Leo, when are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:39:18Is this part of the lesson?
00:39:20Fuck the lesson.
00:39:22Fuck the whole deal.
00:39:24I just wanna kiss you.
00:39:26Morning friends!
00:39:33Ever thought about knocking?
00:39:35What the fuck?
00:39:36Tyler is my new roommate.
00:39:38And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years!
00:39:41Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:39:44Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:39:46I live here, genius.
00:39:48That's my bet.
00:39:51Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:40:01I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:40:03You're gonna need some game if you wanna pull the headmaster's thoughts.
00:40:13You are so down bad.
00:40:15No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:40:16How would you know what she likes?
00:40:18Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:40:21If you kiss my dick, you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:40:24You're disgusting.
00:40:25You are a lonely simp.
00:40:27Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:40:28Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:40:30Nope.
00:40:31As long as we live together, your mind to fuck as I please.
00:40:35I'm yours to what?
00:40:37Fuck with. Your mind to fuck with as I please.
00:40:44I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:40:47I'm so screwed.
00:41:01You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:41:04Not funny.
00:41:05Did you see my junk?
00:41:08No, no, no.
00:41:09I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:41:14You like it?
00:41:16No!
00:41:18That's it.
00:41:20We're gonna need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year without killing each
00:41:24other and getting expelled!
00:41:28Wow, poisty.
00:41:34This is your side of the room.
00:41:36That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:41:45Don't.
00:41:48Doors on your side.
00:41:51How do I leave the room?
00:41:55Obviously, you can cross to leave.
00:41:59Are you leaving or not?
00:42:01No, I just changed my mind.
00:42:02Or is that not allowed to room Hitler?
00:42:04Fine.
00:42:05Whatever.
00:42:08Changed my mind again.
00:42:15Do it again.
00:42:17Do it again.
00:42:17I dare you.
00:42:27Get.
00:42:28Out.
00:42:29Of.
00:42:29Room!
00:42:35I hate you!
00:42:45You don't hate me.
00:42:46You just wanna be me.
00:42:47Get.
00:42:49Get.
00:42:50Get.
00:42:59That is enough!
00:43:02You two in my office now
00:43:07Do you think maple wood is a joke you realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison
00:43:17Please I can't go to prison won't happen again. I'd master
00:43:23You you're dismissed
00:43:32You are flunking art class
00:43:36Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison fuck this is serious. I cannot go to prison
00:43:50Listen dude, we can't give each other hell all year, okay?
00:43:54So what if you tried being?
00:43:57You hooked up with the love of my life. We will never be friends
00:44:11I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me
00:44:17Now is the perfect time
00:44:43I
00:44:44What's this
00:44:47I don't expect you to feel the same way you're an angel and I'm just some guy
00:44:52But if you could see me in that way, is this for Blair?
00:44:57I hate to break it to you, but
00:45:00She already got cucked by Tyler. Shut up, Jackson
00:45:02How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through?
00:45:06There's probably a brand of plan B named after her. Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your
00:45:09jaw
00:45:10Why no matter what you do she's never gonna fuck you
00:45:19There she is
00:45:23Let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds
00:45:32Hey, you don't even like her neither do you you still fucked her come on
00:45:37He really cares about her and
00:45:40Leo's my roommate now
00:45:41I've got to get leo on my side if i'm ever going to get his help for art class
00:45:45Why the hell is he being cool to me good
00:45:49Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth
00:45:54Ladies
00:45:55What do you say we ditched the job fair
00:45:58And found some place for a private game
00:46:02What kind of game spin the bottle?
00:46:04I'm down to play
00:46:08You coming?
00:46:09I don't trust Tyler but
00:46:12New plan
00:46:13I can kiss Blair during the game then tell her how I feel
00:46:22All right leo why don't you get us started
00:46:41I can't it's against the rules and i i'm not gay bro chill just spin again
00:47:07This will be perfect
00:47:09Fireworks just like on tv
00:47:13So are you gonna kiss her?
00:47:25No
00:47:28That's that's enough
00:47:29Oh
00:47:31Oh, no.
00:47:33Poor boy.
00:47:41Did you see that?
00:47:42Guys, guys, guys, come on.
00:47:43Give him a break.
00:47:44No one's first kiss is pretty, OK?
00:47:47Wait.
00:47:47Oh, my God.
00:47:48Is this your first kiss?
00:47:51Like, seriously?
00:47:54Please.
00:47:55The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his right hand.
00:47:59Fuck this.
00:48:01Oh, Leo.
00:48:11I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
00:48:15Leo, you OK?
00:48:17No, I'm not OK.
00:48:18This was all your fault.
00:48:20Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:48:25You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:48:27Don't say that about her.
00:48:29OK.
00:48:29Hey.
00:48:30If you really want her, I can help you.
00:48:32I know girls.
00:48:33I know what they want.
00:48:34I know what they don't want.
00:48:35I know the whole book.
00:48:36Why would you help me?
00:48:37We hate each other.
00:48:38Because I need help passing art class.
00:48:41If I fail, I'm getting expelled.
00:48:42And we both know what that means.
00:48:44So help me with art.
00:48:45And I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:48:47Do you promise it'll work?
00:48:49Oh, yeah.
00:48:51She'll be begging for you.
00:48:53Do we have a deal?
00:48:57Deal?
00:48:58I look forward to tomorrow.
00:49:00What's tomorrow?
00:49:01What's tomorrow?
00:49:02Our first sex lesson.
00:49:09All right.
00:49:10Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
00:49:13If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow.
00:49:17OK?
00:49:18Rule number one.
00:49:19Be appealing.
00:49:20Put on some glasses, fix your hair.
00:49:22Just look at me.
00:49:23OK.
00:49:25Rule number two.
00:49:26Be entertaining.
00:49:27I myself, I am funny, sweet, and charming.
00:49:31Not sure if you can pull that off.
00:49:32Maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
00:49:34Seriously?
00:49:35Above all.
00:49:38Rule number three.
00:49:42Be un-fucking-attainable.
00:49:45Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
00:49:49Right now you're reek of desperate obsession.
00:49:51I am desperately obsessed.
00:49:52Maybe.
00:49:53But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
00:49:57How?
00:49:58I suck at kissing.
00:49:59It's OK.
00:49:59I'll teach you.
00:50:00Teach me to kiss?
00:50:03How?
00:50:04There's only one way to do it.
00:50:06What the fuck?
00:50:07Oh, come on.
00:50:08How are you going to learn without practicing?
00:50:10I'm not gay.
00:50:11Neither am I.
00:50:12It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:50:16Maybe Tyler has a point.
00:50:19If anyone finds out about this,
00:50:21we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
00:50:24All right, fine.
00:50:25Don't take my advice.
00:50:27Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
00:50:29Wait.
00:50:31You can't tell anyone.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:35I'm not a fucking idiot.
00:50:37Let's do this.
00:50:44Wait.
00:50:46Right now?
00:50:47Yes, of course.
00:50:48You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
00:50:51Tonight is the night.
00:50:52OK?
00:50:52Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard.
00:50:54This could be you.
00:50:56OK?
00:50:57Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
00:51:03Fine.
00:51:05This better work.
00:51:07Yeah.
00:51:08It will.
00:51:08Well, let's take a deep breath and relax.
00:51:14I am relaxed.
00:51:16OK.
00:51:17When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
00:51:22Lucky for you, your teacher Tyler came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
00:51:28What's the formula?
00:51:29Glad you asked.
00:51:29Step one.
00:51:31First, you want to feel the moment where you can tuck your hair behind her ear.
00:51:37Like this.
00:51:40Then, you want to look into her eyes.
00:51:42Eye contact is very important.
00:51:44Look down at her lips.
00:51:45Very briefly, look back up at her eyes.
00:51:48Then you say, wow.
00:51:50You look beautiful.
00:51:53Then you want to lean in.
00:51:57Like this?
00:51:58Yeah, yeah.
00:51:59Exactly like that.
00:52:01Then don't freak out on me.
00:52:03OK?
00:52:21That is enough!
00:52:24You two in my office.
00:52:26Now!
00:52:29Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
00:52:33You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
00:52:39Please, I can't go to prison.
00:52:40It won't happen again.
00:52:41It won't happen again.
00:52:42Headmaster.
00:52:44Hmm.
00:52:45You.
00:52:45You're dismissed.
00:52:53You are flunking art class.
00:52:57Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:53:01Fuck.
00:53:01Look.
00:53:01This is serious.
00:53:03I cannot go to prison.
00:53:12Listen, dude.
00:53:13We can't give each other hell all year.
00:53:14OK?
00:53:16So what if we tried being friends?
00:53:19You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:53:21We will never be friends.
00:53:23Come on.
00:53:29I've been in love with Blair for three years and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her.
00:53:40This will be perfect.
00:53:42Fireworks.
00:53:43Just like on TV.
00:53:45Into your lungs.
00:53:50Oh my God.
00:53:52Oh my God.
00:53:55That's enough.
00:53:57Guys, guys, come on.
00:53:58Give me a break.
00:53:58No one's first kiss is pretty.
00:54:00Oh my God.
00:54:01Is this your first kiss?
00:54:03Fuck this.
00:54:08I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it.
00:54:11Leo.
00:54:12You okay?
00:54:13Now Blair will never see me as an option.
00:54:17You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
00:54:19Don't say that about her.
00:54:20You're okay.
00:54:21If you really want her, I can help you.
00:54:24I know girls.
00:54:25I know what they want.
00:54:26I know what they don't want.
00:54:27I know the whole book.
00:54:28Why would you help me?
00:54:29We hate each other.
00:54:30Does I need help passing art class?
00:54:32If I fail, I'm getting expelled and you both know what that means.
00:54:35So help me with art and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:54:39Do you promise it'll work?
00:54:40Oh yeah.
00:54:42She'll be begging for you.
00:54:44Do we have a deal?
00:54:48Deal?
00:54:50I look forward to tomorrow.
00:54:52What's tomorrow?
00:54:54Our first sex lesson.
00:54:58I've moved dorm rooms eight times since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy.
00:55:03The hellish school for bad boys.
00:55:05I hate everything and everyone in this school.
00:55:09Except for the love of my life.
00:55:12Blair Price.
00:55:14Just like that.
00:55:24Just like that.
00:55:25You hooked up with the love of my life.
00:55:27We will never be friends.
00:55:29You're gonna need some game if you want to pull the headmaster thumb.
00:55:31I wanna be the one on the tip of your tongue.
00:55:37That's enough.
00:55:38I only had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it.
00:55:42I hate you.
00:55:45You don't hate me.
00:55:46You just wanna be me.
00:55:48You are flunking art class.
00:55:50Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison.
00:55:53We can't give each other hell all year.
00:55:55I need help passing art class.
00:55:57So help me with art and I'll help you seducing Blair.
00:56:00Do we have a deal?
00:56:01Deal?
00:56:02I look forward to tomorrow.
00:56:04What's tomorrow?
00:56:05Our first sex lesson.
00:56:07Cause I wanna be.
00:56:10Why did that feel so much better than my kiss with Blair?
00:56:14That felt weirdly good.
00:56:16I'm not gay.
00:56:17Neither am I.
00:56:18It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
00:56:21If I was in a room with you and every girl I've ever met, I would still choose you.
00:56:25What if it wasn't just girls?
00:56:27You kissed just like him too.
00:56:29Tell me that you hate Tyler and that you're into me!
00:56:31I've never had a best friend before, but I'm glad it's you.
00:56:34Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
00:56:38Leo, when are you gonna realize that I would do anything for you?
00:56:43Is this part of the lesson?
00:56:44Fuck the lesson.
00:56:46Fuck the whole deal.
00:56:48I just wanna kiss you.
00:56:50Morning friends!
00:56:57Ever thought about knocking?
00:56:59What the fuck?
00:57:00Tyler is my new roommate.
00:57:02And he just hooked up with the girl I've loved for three years!
00:57:05Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
00:57:08Sorry, we were just having some fun.
00:57:11I live here, genius.
00:57:12That's my bet.
00:57:15Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
00:57:25I can teach you how to get her, you know?
00:57:27You're gonna need some games if you wanna pull the headmaster's thong.
00:57:37You are so down bad.
00:57:39No wonder she doesn't like you back.
00:57:41How would you know what she likes?
00:57:42Because I just had my head between her legs.
00:57:45If you kiss my dick, you'll still not be able to taste her lip gloss.
00:57:48You're disgusting.
00:57:49You are a lonely simp.
00:57:51Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
00:57:53Stay out of my way and get the hell away from me.
00:57:55Nope.
00:57:56As long as we live together, you're mine to fuck as I please.
00:58:00I'm yours to what?
00:58:01Fuck with.
00:58:02You're mine to fuck with as I please.
00:58:08I've already made an enemy out of my new roommate.
00:58:11I'm so screwed.
00:58:21You changed my onion hair while I was sleeping?
00:58:26You're such a pretty little virgin.
00:58:28Not funny.
00:58:29Did you see my junk?
00:58:32No, no, no.
00:58:33I tried sneaking a peek though, but it's too small to see anything.
00:58:38You like it?
00:58:41No!
00:58:43That's it.
00:58:44We're gonna need to set some ground rules so that we make it through the school year without killing each
00:58:49other and getting expelled!
00:58:52Wow, poisty.
00:58:58This is your side of the room.
00:59:00That means you and all of your stuff stays on your side.
00:59:09Don't.
00:59:12Doors on your side.
00:59:15How do I leave the room?
00:59:19Obviously you can cross to leave.
00:59:23Are you leaving or not?
00:59:25No, I just changed my mind.
00:59:27Or is that not allowed?
00:59:28Room Hitler?
00:59:29Fine.
00:59:30Whatever.
00:59:33Changed my mind again.
00:59:39Do it again.
00:59:42I dare you.
00:59:50Get out of my room!
00:59:59I hate you!
01:00:09You don't hate me.
01:00:10You just want to be me.
01:00:13Take that out of my room!
01:00:15Take that out of my room!
01:00:16Take that out of my room!
01:00:17Furse!
01:00:17Hey!
01:00:18Come on, Calvin!
01:00:24That is enough!
01:00:26You two in my office!
01:00:28Now!
01:00:32Do you think Baplewood is a joke?
01:00:35You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
01:00:41Please, I can't go to prison.
01:00:43Don't happen again, Headmaster.
01:00:47You, you're dismissed.
01:00:56You are flunking art class.
01:01:00Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
01:01:04Fuck.
01:01:04This is serious.
01:01:05I cannot go to prison.
01:01:14Listen, dude.
01:01:15We can't give each other hell all year, okay?
01:01:18So what if we tried being friends?
01:01:21You hooked up with the love of my life.
01:01:23We will never be friends.
01:01:36I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me.
01:01:42Now is the perfect time.
01:02:08What's this?
01:02:12I don't expect you to feel the same way.
01:02:14You're an angel and I'm just some guy, but if you could see me in that way, is this for
01:02:20Blair?
01:02:22I hate to break it to you, but she already got cucked by Tyler.
01:02:26Shut up, Jackson.
01:02:27How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through, there's probably a brand of plan B
01:02:31named after her.
01:02:32Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw.
01:02:34Why?
01:02:35No matter what you do, she's never going to fuck you.
01:02:44There she is.
01:02:47Let's see how much you still like her once she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds.
01:02:56Hey, you don't even like her.
01:02:59Neither do you.
01:03:00You still fucked her.
01:03:01Come on.
01:03:02He really cares about her and Leo's my roommate now.
01:03:06I've got to get Leo on my side if I'm ever going to get his help for art class.
01:03:10Why the hell is he being cool to me?
01:03:12Good.
01:03:14Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth.
01:03:18Ladies, what do you say we ditch the job fair and found some place for a private game?
01:03:26What kind of game?
01:03:27Spin the bottle?
01:03:28I'm down to play.
01:03:32You coming?
01:03:33I don't trust Tyler, but new plan.
01:03:37I can kiss Blair during the game, then tell her how I feel.
01:03:46All right, Leo.
01:03:47Why don't you get us started?
01:04:05You're starting strong.
01:04:06I can't.
01:04:07It's against the rules and I'm not gay.
01:04:09Bro, chill.
01:04:10Just spin again.
01:04:32This will be perfect.
01:04:34Fireworks.
01:04:35Just like on TV.
01:04:37So?
01:04:38Are you going to kiss her?
01:04:52That's enough.
01:04:54Is that a good one?
01:04:56Oh, my God.
01:05:05Did you see that?
01:05:06Guys, guys, guys, guys, come on, give me a break.
01:05:09No one's first kiss is pretty, okay?
01:05:11Wait.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Is this your first kiss?
01:05:15Like, seriously?
01:05:18Please.
01:05:19The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his wife.
01:05:22Oh.
01:05:23Fuck this.
01:05:25Oh, Leo.
01:05:27Come on.
01:05:36I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
01:05:39Leo, you okay?
01:05:41No, I'm not okay.
01:05:43This was all your fault.
01:05:44Now Blair will never see me as an option.
01:05:50You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
01:05:51Don't say that about her.
01:05:53Okay.
01:05:54If you really want her, I can help you.
01:05:57I know girls.
01:05:58I know what they want.
01:05:58I know what they don't want.
01:05:59I know the whole book.
01:06:00Why would you help me?
01:06:02We hate each other.
01:06:03Is there any help passing art class?
01:06:05If I fail, I'm getting expelled, and we both know what that means.
01:06:08So help me with art, and I'll help you seducing Blair.
01:06:12Do you promise it'll work?
01:06:13Oh, yeah.
01:06:15She'll be begging for you.
01:06:17Do we have a deal?
01:06:21Deal?
01:06:23I look forward to tomorrow.
01:06:24What's tomorrow?
01:06:26Our first sex lesson.
01:06:33All right.
01:06:34Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl.
01:06:38If you want to get a girl, there are three rules you need to follow, okay?
01:06:42Rule number one.
01:06:43Be appealing.
01:06:45Put on some glasses, fix your hair.
01:06:46Just look at me, okay?
01:06:49Rule number two.
01:06:50Be entertaining.
01:06:51I myself, I am funny, sweet, and charming.
01:06:55Not sure if you can pull that off, but maybe you should go the mysterious torture route.
01:06:58Seriously?
01:07:00Above all.
01:07:03Rule number three.
01:07:06Be un-fucking-attainable.
01:07:09Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair.
01:07:13Right now, you're reek of desperate obsession.
01:07:15I am desperately obsessed.
01:07:17Maybe.
01:07:17But Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard.
01:07:21How?
01:07:22I suck at kissing.
01:07:23It's okay.
01:07:23I'll teach you.
01:07:25Teach me to kiss?
01:07:27How?
01:07:28There's only one way to do it.
01:07:30What the fuck?
01:07:31Oh, come on.
01:07:32How are you going to learn without practicing?
01:07:34I'm not gay.
01:07:35Neither am I.
01:07:36It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl.
01:07:40Maybe Tyler has a point.
01:07:43If anyone finds out about this, we will both be expelled and sent to prison.
01:07:49All right, fine.
01:07:50Don't take my advice.
01:07:51Good luck getting rejected by Blair again.
01:07:53Wait.
01:07:55You can't tell anyone.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:00Motherfucking idiot.
01:08:02Let's do this.
01:08:09Wait.
01:08:10Right now?
01:08:11Yes.
01:08:12Of course.
01:08:13You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
01:08:15Tonight is the night, okay?
01:08:17Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard.
01:08:18This could be you, okay?
01:08:21Be un-fucking-attainable and make out with someone right in front of Blair and piss her off.
01:08:27Fine.
01:08:29This better work.
01:08:31Yeah.
01:08:32It will.
01:08:33Just take a deep breath and relax.
01:08:38I am relaxed.
01:08:40Okay.
01:08:40When it comes to kissing, the build-up is almost just as important as the actual kiss.
01:08:46Looking for you and your teacher, Tyler, came up with a bit of a formula on this one.
01:08:52What's the formula?
01:08:53What's the formula?
01:08:53Glad you asked.
01:08:54Step one.
01:08:56First, you want to feel the moment where you can...
01:08:59take a look at her face.
01:09:04Then you want to look into her eyes.
01:09:06You want to look into her eyes.
01:09:06Eye contact is very important.
01:09:08Look down at her lips.
01:09:09Very briefly, look back up in her eyes.
01:09:12and then you say, wow, you look beautiful.
01:09:17Then you want to lean in?
01:09:22Like this?
01:09:23Yeah, yeah, exactly like that.
01:09:25And don't freak out on me, okay?
01:09:45That is enough!
01:09:48You two in my office, now!
01:09:53Do you think Maplewood is a joke?
01:09:57You realize that if you are expelled, you will rot in prison.
01:10:03Please, I can't go to prison.
01:10:05Won't happen again, headmaster.
01:10:09You, you're dismissed.
01:10:18You are flunking art class.
01:10:22Pass, or you get expelled and you go to prison.
01:10:25Fuck, this is serious.
01:10:27I cannot go to prison.
01:10:36Listen, dude, we can't give each other hell all year, okay?
01:10:40So what if we tried being friends?
01:10:43You hooked up with the love of my life.
01:10:45We will never be friends.
01:10:53I've been in love with Blair for three years,
01:10:56and I'm finally going to have my first kiss with her.
01:11:05This will be perfect.
01:11:07Fireworks, just like on TV.
01:11:19That's enough.
01:11:21Guys, guys, guys, come on, give me my break.
01:11:23No one's first kiss is pretty.
01:11:24Oh my God, is this your first kiss?
01:11:27Fuck this.
01:11:32I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price, and I blew it.
01:11:35Leo, you okay?
01:11:37Now Blair will never see me as an option.
01:11:41You know Blair's kind of a bitch, right?
01:11:43Don't say that about her.
01:11:45Okay.
01:11:45If you really want her, I can help you.
01:11:48I know girls.
01:11:49I know what they want.
01:11:50I know what they don't want.
01:11:51I know the whole book.
01:11:52Why would you help me?
01:11:53We hate each other.
01:11:55Because I need help passing art class.
01:11:57If I fail, I'm getting expelled,
01:11:58and we both know what that means.
01:12:00So help me with art,
01:12:01and I'll help you seducing Blair.
01:12:03Do you promise it'll work?
01:12:05Oh, yeah.
01:12:06She'll be begging for you.
01:12:08Do we have a deal?
01:12:13Deal?
01:12:14I look forward to tomorrow.
01:12:16What's tomorrow?
01:12:18Our first sex lesson.
01:12:23I've moved dorm rooms eight times
01:12:25since the landing at Maplewood Reform Academy,
01:12:27the hellish school for bad boys.
01:12:29I hate everything and everyone in this school,
01:12:33except for the love of my life,
01:12:36Blair Price.
01:12:38Oh, just like that.
01:12:41Oh.
01:12:42Oh.
01:12:43Hmm.
01:12:43Hmm.
01:12:49You hooked up with the love of my life.
01:12:51We will never be friends.
01:12:53You're gonna need some game
01:12:54if you want to pull the headmaster's thumb.
01:12:56I wanna be the world
01:12:57on the tip of your tongue.
01:13:00Oh, that's enough.
01:13:02I finally had the chance
01:13:03to kiss Blair Price,
01:13:04and I blew it.
01:13:06I hate you!
01:13:09You don't hate me.
01:13:10You just wanna be me.
01:13:12You are flunking art class.
01:13:14Pass,
01:13:15or you get expelled
01:13:16and you go to prison.
01:13:18We can't give each other hell all year.
01:13:20I need help passing art class.
01:13:21So help me with art,
01:13:22and I'll help you seducing Blair.
01:13:24Do we have a deal?
01:13:25Deal?
01:13:27I look forward to tomorrow.
01:13:28What's tomorrow?
01:13:29Our first sex lesson.
01:13:32Because I wanna be...
01:13:34Why did that feel so much better
01:13:36than my kiss with Blair?
01:13:38That felt weirdly good.
01:13:40I'm not gay.
01:13:41Neither am I.
01:13:42It's not gay to show you
01:13:43what to do with a girl.
01:13:45If I was in a room with you
01:13:46and every girl I've ever met,
01:13:48I would still choose you.
01:13:50What if it wasn't just girls?
01:13:51You kissed just like him too.
01:13:53Tell me that you hate Tyler
01:13:54and that you're into me!
01:13:55I've never had a best friend before,
01:13:57but I'm glad it's you.
01:13:58Your little boyfriend can't help you now.
01:14:02When are you gonna realize
01:14:04that I would do anything for you?
01:14:07Is this part of the lesson?
01:14:09Fuck the lesson.
01:14:10Fuck the whole deal.
01:14:13I just wanna kiss you.
01:14:14Morning, friends!
01:14:21Ever thought about knocking?
01:14:23What the fuck?
01:14:24Tyler is my new roommate.
01:14:26And he just hooked up with the girl
01:14:28I've loved for three years.
01:14:30Did you sneak into my room to fuck?
01:14:33Sorry, we were just having some fun.
01:14:35I live here, genius.
01:14:37That's my bet.
01:14:40Ty, I'm gonna get going, okay?
01:14:49I can teach you how to get her, you know?
01:14:52You gotta need some games
01:14:53if you wanna pull the headmaster's thong.
01:15:01You are so down bad.
01:15:03No wonder she doesn't like you back.
01:15:05How would you know what she likes?
01:15:06Because I just had my head between her legs.
01:15:10If you kiss my dick,
01:15:11you still might be able to taste her lip gloss.
01:15:12You're disgusting.
01:15:13You are a lonely simp.
01:15:15Everyone knows you're in love with Blair.
01:15:17Stay out of my way
01:15:18and get the hell away from me.
01:15:19Nope.
01:15:20As long as we live together,
01:15:21you're mine.
01:15:22The fuck as I please.
01:15:24I'm yours to what?
01:15:25Fuck with.
01:15:26You're mine to fuck with as I please.
01:15:32I've already made an enemy
01:15:34out of my new roommate.
01:15:36I'm so screwed.
01:15:50You're such a pretty little virgin.
01:15:52Not funny.
01:15:54Did you see my junk?
01:15:57No, no, no.
01:15:58I tried sneaking a peek, though,
01:15:59but it's too small to see anything.
01:16:03You like it?
01:16:05No!
01:16:07That's it.
01:16:08We're going to need to set some ground rules
01:16:10so that we make it through the school year
01:16:12without killing each other
01:16:13and getting expelled.
01:16:16Wow, poisty.
01:16:23This is your side of the room.
01:16:25That means you and all of your stuff
01:16:28stays on your side.
01:16:34Don't.
01:16:36Doors are your side.
01:16:40How do I leave the room?
01:16:43Obviously, you can cross to leave.
01:16:48Are you leaving or not?
01:16:49No, I just changed my mind.
01:16:51Or is that not allowed?
01:16:52Room Hitler?
01:16:53Fine.
01:16:54Whatever.
01:16:57Change my mind again.
01:17:04Do it again.
01:17:06I dare you.
01:17:15Get out of my room!
01:17:24I hate you!
01:17:33You don't hate me.
01:17:35You just want to be me.
01:17:36Get out of my room!
01:17:39Get out of my room!
01:17:40Get out of my room!
01:17:41Get out of my room!
01:17:42Get out of my room!
01:17:42Get out of my room!
01:17:43Get out of my room!
01:17:44Get out of my room!
01:17:44Get out of my room!
01:17:44Get out of my room!
01:17:45Get out of my room!
01:17:46Get out of my room!
01:17:47Get out of my room!
01:17:48Get out of my room!
01:17:48That is enough you two in my office now
01:17:56Do you think Baplewood is a joke you realize that if you are expelled you will rot in prison
01:18:05Please I can't go to prison won't happen again headmaster
01:18:11You you're dismissed
01:18:20You are flunking art class
01:18:24Pass or you get expelled and you go to prison fuck this is serious. I cannot go to prison
01:18:39Listen dude, we can't give each other hell all year, okay?
01:18:42So what if we tried being ready?
01:18:46You hooked up with the love of my life. We will never be friends
01:19:00I need to tell Blair about my feelings for her before my asshole roommate does it for me
01:19:06Now is the perfect time
01:19:32What's this I don't expect you to feel the same way you're an angel and I'm just some guy
01:19:41But if you could see me in that way, is this for Blair?
01:19:46I hate to break it to you, but
01:19:48She already got cucked by Tyler. Shut up Jackson
01:19:51How does it feel to simp up for a girl so ran through there's probably a brand of plan B
01:19:56named after her?
01:19:56Keep talking about Blair like that and I'll break your jaw
01:19:58Why no matter what you do she's never gonna fuck you
01:20:08There she is
01:20:11Let's see how much you still like her when she's nothing more than my sloppy seconds
01:20:21Hey, you don't even like her
01:20:23Neither do you you still fucked her
01:20:25Come on
01:20:26He really cares about her and
01:20:28Leo's my roommate now
01:20:30I've got to get Leo on my side if i'm ever going to get his help for art class
01:20:34Why the hell is he being cool to me?
01:20:37Good
01:20:38Then he can cry to you and my dicks in her mouth
01:20:42Ladies
01:20:43What do you say we ditched the job fair
01:20:47And found some place for a private game
01:20:50What kind of game spin the bottle?
01:20:53I'm down to play
01:20:56You coming?
01:20:58I don't trust Tyler
01:20:59But new plan
01:21:02I can kiss Blair during the game
01:21:04Then tell her how I feel
01:21:10All right, Leo
01:21:11Why don't you get us started?
01:21:30I can't it's against the rules and I'm not gay
01:21:33Bro, chill
01:21:34Just spin again
01:21:35I can't it's against the rules and I'm not gay
01:21:42Oh my god
01:21:55This will be perfect
01:21:58Fireworks just like on tv
01:22:00So
01:22:02Are you going to kiss her?
01:22:04Are you going to kiss her?
01:22:10Oh my god
01:22:14Oh my god
01:22:16Oh my god
01:22:16That's
01:22:17That's enough
01:22:18Pathetic
01:22:20Oh
01:22:22Oh
01:22:23Oh my god
01:22:30Did you see that?
01:22:31Guys guys guys come on give me a break
01:22:33No one's first kiss is pretty okay
01:22:35Wait
01:22:36Oh my god
01:22:37Is this your first kiss?
01:22:39Like seriously?
01:22:42Please
01:22:43The only girlfriend Leo's ever had is his wife
01:22:46Fuck this
01:23:00I finally had the chance to kiss Blair Price and I blew it
01:23:04Leo
01:23:05You okay?
01:23:06No I'm not okay this was all your fault
01:23:08Now Blair will never see me as an option
01:23:13You know Blair's kind of a bitch right?
01:23:16Don't say that about her
01:23:17Okay
01:23:18If you really want her
01:23:20I can help you
01:23:21I know girls
01:23:22I know what they want
01:23:23I know what they don't want to know the whole book
01:23:24Why would you help me?
01:23:26We hate each other
01:23:27Because I need help passing art class
01:23:29If I fail I'm getting expelled
01:23:31And we both know what that means
01:23:32So help me with art
01:23:34And I'll help you seducing Blair
01:23:35Do you promise it'll work?
01:23:37Oh yeah
01:23:39She'll be begging for you
01:23:41Do we have a deal?
01:23:45Deal?
01:23:47I look forward to tomorrow
01:23:49What's tomorrow?
01:23:51Our first sex lesson
01:23:57All right
01:23:59Welcome to Tyler's 101 on how to get a girl
01:24:02If you want to get a girl there are three rules you need to follow okay?
01:24:06Rule number one be appealing
01:24:09Put on some glasses fix your hair
01:24:11I mean just look at me okay?
01:24:14Rule number two be entertaining
01:24:16I myself I am funny sweet and charming
01:24:19I'm not sure if you can pull that off
01:24:21But maybe you should go the mysterious torture route
01:24:23Seriously?
01:24:23Ah above all
01:24:27Rule number three
01:24:30Be un-fucking-attainable
01:24:33Blair's only going to want you if you act like you don't want Blair
01:24:38Right now you're reek of desperate obsession
01:24:39I am desperately obsessed
01:24:41Maybe but Blair won't think so if you hook up with someone tonight at the scrapyard
01:24:46How I suck at kissing
01:24:47It's okay I'll teach you
01:24:49Teach me to kiss
01:24:51How?
01:24:53There's only one way to do it
01:24:55What the fuck?
01:24:56Oh come on
01:24:56How are you going to learn without practicing?
01:24:58I'm not gay
01:24:59Neither am I
01:25:00It's not gay to show you what to do with a girl
01:25:05Maybe Tyler has a point
01:25:08If anyone finds out about this
01:25:10We will both be expelled and sent to prison
01:25:13All right fine
01:25:13Don't take my advice
01:25:15Good luck getting rejected by Blair again
01:25:17Wait
01:25:20You can't tell anyone
01:25:23Yeah
01:25:24I'm not a fucking idiot
01:25:26Let's do this
01:25:33Wait
01:25:34Right now?
01:25:35Yes of course
01:25:37You still want to suck at kissing tonight?
01:25:39Tonight is the night
01:25:40Okay
01:25:41Everyone is going to be at the scrapyard
01:25:42This
01:25:44Could be you
01:25:45Okay
01:25:45Be un-fucking-attainable
01:25:47And make out with someone right in front of Blair
01:25:49And piss her off
01:25:52Fine
01:25:53This better work
01:25:55Yeah
01:25:57It will
01:25:58Just take a deep breath
01:25:59And relax
01:26:02I am relaxed
01:26:04Okay
01:26:05When it comes to kissing
01:26:06The build-up
01:26:07Is almost just as important as the actual kiss
01:26:11Lucky for you
01:26:11Your teacher Tyler
01:26:12Came up with a bit of a formula on this one
01:26:16What's the formula?
01:26:17Glad you asked
01:26:18Step one
01:26:20First you want to feel the moment where you can
01:26:23Took her hair behind her ear
01:26:26Like this
01:26:28Then
01:26:29You want to look into her eyes
01:26:31Eye contact's very important
01:26:32Look down at her lips
01:26:34Very briefly
01:26:34Look back up at her eyes
01:26:36And then you say
01:26:37Wow
01:26:38You look beautiful
01:26:42Then you want to lean in
01:26:46Like this?
01:26:47Yeah
01:26:47Yeah exactly like that
01:26:49And don't freak out on me
01:26:51Okay?
01:27:06Which one
01:27:06And do呀
01:27:06Know
01:27:06Can
01:27:06things
01:27:06Listen To