«Un Natale al sud» HD

Cinema Paradiso

Peppino e Ambrogio decidono di festeggiare il Natale insieme. Quando scoprono che i figli adolescenti hanno iniziato una relazione con delle ragazze conosciute online, decidono di aiutarli a incontrarle di persona.  #commedia #sentimentale

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00:00:12Where are you now? What am I thinking of you?

00:00:17It's already Christmas outside and I can't stand it

00:00:21Are you already behind?

00:00:23Where are you now? What can I hear?

00:00:28It's already Christmas outside and for me it flies and I know about you

00:00:45Are you also subscribed to...

00:00:46Cupid 2.0, I met Ludovica there and I met Giulia there

00:00:51Ludo, you know that I love you, that I always shower you with compliments.

00:00:54I understand that it's Christmas, but you made up with me on Epiphany

00:00:58Witty

00:00:58Giulia, who are you with?

00:01:00But what questions are you asking me? I'm with my family, right? It's Christmas, I'm here.

00:01:04And now exchange a sign of peace.

00:01:08What? Are we leaving already? Isn't the party over?

00:01:10The ray is the sign of peace, everyone does it

00:01:14Anyway, nice to meet you, Ambrogio.

00:01:15My name is not Ambrogio, my name is Peppino

00:01:17You may not have understood, my name is Ambrogio

00:01:20Yes, I'm two days away from Sant'Ambrogio and my mother gave me her gift.

00:01:23Now, it is the house of the lord

00:01:24Anyway, you're a Southerner, what did you come here to do, right?

00:01:27Did he come here to steal from you?

00:01:28My husband just makes chocolate-like figures with his mouth

00:01:31Mine even when he's quiet

00:01:32I have a traffic policeman, I'm watching, eh

00:01:33But how dare he? How dare he?

00:01:35Can I? Sure.

00:01:36We are the Colombos, I am white

00:01:39Celeste

00:01:40See that handsome blond boy over there with the quiff in the back?

00:01:42My son Richard

00:01:43Richard?

00:01:44Him, are they calling me?

00:01:45Damo where do you want?

00:01:46Blasphemous, blasphemous

00:01:48Oh, sorry, good evening miss, a chanteo

00:01:51I'm Giulia, Riccardo's virtual girlfriend

00:01:54Virtual in what sense?

00:01:55Well, in the sense that they have never met up close.

00:01:57Never met up close?

00:01:57Oh no, not yet, no, unfortunately not yet

00:02:01Hey you two?

00:02:03One of the embarrassing things you made me do, dad.

00:02:05The long one?

00:02:07Mine is good, eh

00:02:08Yes, but it's getting brighter, but quiet

00:02:10In fact I see it, it's a little sloppy

00:02:12But you had two things, two cell phones, you say my son works there

00:02:16Eh, mine says he works there too, eh

00:02:19But when it comes to me, who knows what they do?

00:02:22They don't go well

00:02:23One of mine speaks for itself

00:02:37We are one million!

00:02:40And this is the best Christmas present I could receive

00:02:43It's always nice to have lots and lots of friends

00:02:45Guys, even though I'm here in the Caribbean, I'm always with you.

00:02:49I always carry you with me

00:02:50Please, see you soon

00:02:52HI!

00:02:54Senora Eva, have you decided what to drink?

00:02:56Yes, kindly

00:02:57Can I drink a Fashion Honey?

00:02:58Thank you

00:02:59Is she alone this Christmas too?

00:03:00Yes, I'm a fashion blogger.

00:03:02And I am also the witness of Cupid 2.0

00:03:04And even though today is Christmas my followers need me

00:03:09Dear friends, I wish you a sea of happiness

00:03:11And may this Christmas bring you to meet your soulmate

00:03:14Maybe on Cupid 2.0

00:03:16A kiss for good luck and many, many best wishes

00:03:19HI!

00:03:20Why did this one do this to you?

00:03:21But I say, look

00:03:22Look at this show

00:03:23I understand that nature has penalized you a lot aesthetically.

00:03:27Look, he's got a bundle

00:03:28A craving for wild boar

00:03:29But you have to get busy

00:03:31If you want to hook up, if you want to change your love life

00:03:33You have to sign up to a site like this

00:03:35But do you realize, look

00:03:37It's infinite

00:03:38Why? You don't like this one?

00:03:39It's low

00:03:40But what does it mean?

00:03:41Just because when you kiss her she'll be like a cork

00:03:42But in the meantime it's a first time

00:03:43It's an initiation

00:03:44But it's not from me

00:03:45But are you roaring?

00:03:47Wait

00:03:47What not?

00:03:48Stop, stop

00:03:49What a flash

00:03:51Here it is

00:03:54There is one that is written at Sipo

00:03:55What are you nearby?

00:03:57And if you are written it means that sexually

00:03:58She's willing to do anything

00:04:03Where are you, beautiful Fairy?

00:04:05Where are you, beautiful Fairy?

00:04:06Where are you beautiful De Sipo?

00:04:06And here?

00:04:10Where are you?

00:04:11Huh?

00:04:12Here it is, here it is

00:04:13It's getting closer

00:04:15Good evening

00:04:15Can I offer you a coffee?

00:04:17Oh Brigitte

00:04:17Who knows what I think it was

00:04:19Mr. Universe spoke

00:04:21Oh what me?

00:04:21Meet Brigitte

00:04:23Snow White and the Seven Nerds

00:04:25Hello what?

00:04:25I'll buy you coffee again.

00:04:27How crazy Brigitte is to me

00:04:29Checco

00:04:29But call the principal

00:04:31Woman at work

00:04:32And what do I do?

00:04:33Are you leaving me here?

00:04:34Oh but don't worry

00:04:34But who's taking you away?

00:04:35Look, he's got a face

00:04:36He made a head-on collision with a swallow

00:04:37I'm afraid I'm afraid

00:04:39You can really see that he loves me

00:04:41There he is!

00:04:41But is it possible that you Romans

00:04:43You can always find a little bar

00:04:44Where to waste time?

00:04:45But isn't there a Christmas atmosphere?

00:04:47I have always worked at Christmas

00:04:48Because for me

00:04:49Work is prayer

00:04:51I'll let you know on Sunday

00:04:52But I'm tender

00:04:5315 years old

00:04:53I already worked with my father

00:04:55And what job did your dad do?

00:04:56Nothing

00:04:56And you?

00:04:57And you give him a hand

00:04:57How could you miss your Leo's Christmas greetings?

00:05:15Of your The Body

00:05:17After the Christmas vagueness

00:05:18Isanuleika

00:05:19Ideal for restoring tone to your abs

00:05:22Look at this stuff

00:05:23But my son is too beautiful

00:05:26Dad, mom

00:05:27I'm live

00:05:28I am working

00:05:29You don't have to talk

00:05:30You must remain silent

00:05:32I have to be credible

00:05:33My image must be credible

00:05:34I'm an influencer

00:05:36And then I have about 800,000 followers

00:05:37Who follow all my advice

00:05:39He's a womanizer

00:05:40He's like his dad in the old days

00:05:41It looks like Michelangelo's David

00:05:43I would like

00:05:44Look how I look on my abs

00:05:46Is that true, little sister?

00:05:47The sun is rising

00:05:54But listen my love

00:05:56Now that you're a testimonial

00:05:58For Cupid Chat 2.0

00:06:02And you really find a real woman

00:06:05And that she is the last Christmas

00:06:07And you go with your mommy

00:06:09But you don't have to worry

00:06:11Pucello

00:06:12But where do you expect me to find another beautiful girl like you?

00:06:14Huh?

00:06:15Where can I find it?

00:06:16I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you

00:06:18Can I ask a question?

00:06:19Everyone

00:06:19But is she from the South?

00:06:21What's up, aunt, how is this thing?

00:06:23That she is married?

00:06:24Well yes

00:06:24You have a beautiful lady, congratulations eh

00:06:26But what is he doing?

00:06:27My wife is looking at me

00:06:28Nooo

00:06:28My wife looks at me

00:06:29But you don't have a confidential question, do you?

00:06:32I just wanted to understand

00:06:34To know if she is having sex with her wife

00:06:37If they did less

00:06:38All right

00:06:38And answer it

00:06:39All right

00:06:40Then I answer

00:06:42Odessa while I give it to you

00:06:44Maybe he won't believe me

00:06:45Even twice a month

00:06:48She?

00:06:48Ah ah

00:06:49Twice a month?

00:06:50Ah ah

00:06:50I am often

00:06:51But I'm doing myself a favour

00:06:52That I did my military service in Cuneo on

00:06:54Ah if we go to change

00:06:56And you?

00:06:57How often does he do it?

00:06:57When was the last time he did that then?

00:06:59So what day is it today?

00:07:01Today

00:07:02It's Christmas

00:07:0225 of 16

00:07:03But snow

00:07:04But what year?

00:07:05But boo

00:07:06I understand

00:07:07In my opinion she does it

00:07:08Once in a lifetime hunting world championship

00:07:10Every four years

00:07:13Poor thing

00:07:13But

00:07:14Brazil 2014

00:07:16I skipped

00:07:17Really?

00:07:18Well, I was wasted away

00:07:19I was a little tired

00:07:20But tonight this beautiful starry night

00:07:23I do as they say in Florence

00:07:25I make flames

00:07:25I was there tonight

00:07:28Tonight we're in the mood for it

00:07:30But she has the captain at Christmas

00:07:32Does he eat it?

00:07:33I do not

00:07:34My wife yes

00:07:35We like it a lot

00:07:44Sorry dad but I'll be a little late today

00:07:46Richard

00:07:46I still haven't understood

00:07:48What work do they do?

00:07:50How many times do I have to tell you?

00:07:51He's a YouTuber

00:07:52Something about us young people

00:07:53YouTube

00:07:53But what is it?

00:07:54A virtual job?

00:07:56Is there also a virtual girlfriend?

00:07:59Rather

00:07:59Tell me something

00:08:00What's up?

00:08:01We have to try to bring them together

00:08:03So they can see each other

00:08:05Kissing

00:08:06Touching each other

00:08:07They feel each other

00:08:09They touch each other

00:08:09And maybe they'll give him a little check

00:08:11Enough

00:08:11Come on

00:08:12But you know what I'm thinking?

00:08:14That unfortunately love is like this today

00:08:16It's virtual

00:08:17Fly

00:08:17In the ether

00:08:18It's like a traveling bird

00:08:19And don't serve them to me on a silver platter, though.

00:08:22No

00:08:32And it's 100 euros

00:08:33100 euros?

00:08:34Yes

00:08:34And my wife this is from another

00:08:37It's a wonder there are men who still remember this anniversary.

00:08:40Love

00:08:43You were talking about me, right?

00:08:45Excuse me to my husband

00:08:46Good morning

00:08:47Good morning

00:08:48Excuse me, can I also have a note?

00:08:50Of course, why not?

00:08:51And what are you supposed to do with this note?

00:08:53Okay, I have to write a love sentence to my wife.

00:08:55But she was still writing the love sentences

00:08:58Do you have a cell phone?

00:09:00Yes

00:09:00Tell me tell me

00:09:01Ambro

00:09:02Um

00:09:02Please

00:09:04What is his wife's name?

00:09:05Pupil

00:09:06No, what's your name?

00:09:07Pupil

00:09:09Pupil

00:09:31Pupil

00:09:32We have identity crises

00:09:33Many of you have asked us and we are finally back

00:09:38What are you doing?

00:09:40But are you explaining our son?

00:09:41Honey I'm worried

00:09:42I would like to talk about Gianni

00:09:44Our son is crazy

00:09:45Talk to Puppet

00:09:46But what do you say, is he working?

00:09:48But which worker is talking to Pupazzo?

00:09:49If it weren't for the money they make on the web

00:09:51We wouldn't be a lot of trouble

00:09:53You have your happy idea

00:09:54To leave the Land Registry

00:09:55Honey, it was a natural selection.

00:09:57Whose?

00:09:58Dictated by the art that is me

00:09:59Don't worry, when Gioespo is famous

00:10:01When Gio who?

00:10:03Ambroggio married

00:10:03Gioespo will be famous

00:10:05There will be a box office

00:10:06And we start making the song

00:10:08And then I end up like my father

00:10:09Let me go back to the shop, okay?

00:10:11That you're even drying up my plants

00:10:13Good

00:10:14Don't let them get upset, darling.

00:10:15That when Gioespo will be in San Remo

00:10:17After Floreal they bought it for me

00:10:20Did you understand?

00:10:20And everyone will tell me

00:10:21What a beauty you are

00:10:23Will you call me tomorrow when you wake up?

00:10:27Absolutely yes

00:10:28When I wake up I'll call you

00:10:29I promise you

00:10:30And then tomorrow it will be 9 months that we've been together

00:10:32I won't forget it

00:10:33So does the app I gave you work?

00:10:35He warns you the night before, right?

00:10:37Then tomorrow

00:10:37Which is our complimese

00:10:39That's our birthday

00:10:40After a month

00:10:41All right

00:10:42Hi love

00:10:43HI

00:10:44HI

00:10:47Ricky are you awake?

00:10:49Are there still swollen eyes?

00:10:50Shhh shhh shhh shhh shhh

00:10:52Feel the

00:10:52What do you need?

00:10:53Why?

00:10:54They are arguing

00:10:55Why don't you ever tell me

00:10:56Something nice

00:10:57I don't know what to do anymore

00:10:58But I don't feel anything

00:10:59And of course because you're deaf as a bell

00:11:01There's in your videos you do all the scaring

00:11:03Me here, me there

00:11:04But do you realize that he gets caught by a

00:11:06That he has never even seen once in his life?

00:11:07No, but that's not good at all.

00:11:08Crazy stuff

00:11:09Crazy stuff

00:11:10Oh my God Giulia, I'm getting anxious.

00:11:12But what are you saying?

00:11:13But it's not going well, something has to be done here, eh

00:11:15It takes an idea it takes

00:11:16Oh

00:11:16I can have it because they are carabinieri

00:11:18You know I have some amazing ideas

00:11:19The Carabinieri are so imaginative

00:11:21Even a delicate idea that has tact

00:11:23Bravo

00:11:24Tact and delicacy

00:11:25I can try

00:11:27Richard

00:11:27Dad, just a moment

00:11:29But what's a moment?

00:11:30Old

00:11:31I'll call you

00:11:31Come on I'll give you the balls

00:11:33Did you see that touch?

00:11:34Are you stupid?

00:11:36This would be your idea of tact

00:11:37And this is tact

00:11:38Frichi

00:11:39From vomiting

00:11:39There's this fucking computer in the middle of the balls

00:11:43He arrives

00:11:43What's up?

00:11:44Listen to one thing

00:11:45What's the problem?

00:11:46No no no, wait a moment

00:11:47We wanted to tell you something

00:11:48This is a conspiracy

00:11:49But nooo

00:11:49But what conspiracy?

00:11:50We just wanted to have a chat with you

00:11:52And mom wanted to tell you something, right?

00:11:55You tell him

00:11:55A delicate thing, eh

00:11:57Love

00:11:57Dad and Mom are a little worried about you

00:11:59A bit'

00:12:00Very worried

00:12:01Why this story you have with this girl

00:12:04That you've never even seen

00:12:06In short, it's a bit of a relationship

00:12:08A bit'?

00:12:08It's not a real relationship

00:12:09It's virtual

00:12:10There is

00:12:10It's there but it doesn't exist

00:12:12Virtual?

00:12:13What's the problem?

00:12:13But excuse me for one thing

00:12:14Have you ever wondered why I married Mom?

00:12:17Honestly no dad

00:12:18Honestly, me neither.

00:12:19Come on

00:12:19I'll tell you

00:12:20Because I've always loved my mother

00:12:22And I will love her for all my life

00:12:24When I went to pick up from school

00:12:26That I was very much in love

00:12:27As soon as I saw the white one

00:12:29I took it

00:12:30I kissed her

00:12:31I was holding it tight

00:12:32I was messing it up

00:12:33And she was there

00:12:34Why did he do it?

00:12:35But not with these images though

00:12:36But please

00:12:38But with your girlfriend it's not like that.

00:12:39You talk to the computer

00:12:40And you kiss

00:12:41I kiss you

00:12:41But you never put your tongue in our mouth

00:12:43Come on please

00:12:44A nice little tongue

00:12:45You've been busting my balls for months.

00:12:47Let's be serious

00:12:48Us

00:12:49But you

00:12:50People have

00:12:51Big dreams

00:12:52Desires

00:12:53Ambitions

00:12:53But you see

00:12:54Dream

00:12:56Desire

00:12:57It's not enough

00:12:57I have three steps

00:12:59To transform your life

00:13:00In a masterpiece

00:13:02Ambrose

00:13:04Ambrose

00:13:05Another story about the neomelodic singer

00:13:08Learn to overcome obstacles

00:13:10Horses overcome obstacles

00:13:12And you are a horse

00:13:19Leo

00:13:20He is a man curious about life

00:13:27In love with love

00:13:28But I don't believe it

00:13:29My partner is in high school

00:13:32What are you waiting for to come and spend your single holiday with Leo?

00:13:34It's still beautiful

00:13:36Madonna, you're beautiful

00:13:37The Madonna

00:13:38The Madonna

00:13:39But if it's beautiful

00:13:40But who is beautiful?

00:13:41You you you you love sleep sleep

00:13:43Are you ready for an extraordinary vacation?

00:13:46Are you ready to fall in love?

00:13:47Cupid 2.0 finally offers you this opportunity

00:13:51Sign up and together we will spend a super fashionable and unforgettable holiday

00:13:55But that's the idea

00:13:56Sun and sea at will

00:13:57All this thanks to Cupid 2.0

00:13:59You see Simone should go there

00:14:01That's where Riccardo has to go.

00:14:09Maybe I should go too

00:14:18Oops

00:14:18Excuse me

00:14:19But he bathed me

00:14:20But what did he mistake me for?

00:14:21Am I selling the curious thread?

00:14:22It's exaggerated

00:14:23For two water kitchens

00:14:24Of course I would like to say that tomorrow he comes to wash the donut

00:14:26There you go?

00:14:26It looks like I'm pissing myself off

00:14:28You see there's the idiot and bain marie

00:14:31Always greeted mother

00:14:36But how do I present myself tomorrow?

00:14:38On this singles holiday

00:14:42Doctor

00:14:43Excuse me if you allow me

00:14:44Can I ask you for some advice?

00:14:45Certain

00:14:46What can I invent for morchià during a singles vacation?

00:14:49Try to show your best side

00:14:51Maybe the least bad one

00:14:52But

00:14:53Keep

00:14:54Love aphorisms

00:14:56What women want to hear

00:14:58Oh thank you doctor

00:15:02I didn't say I won't let it go

00:15:04I will leave a way for you

00:15:05Wait

00:15:08But what are you doing?

00:15:10Are you spying on me?

00:15:11Us

00:15:12You will miss our

00:15:14No you're going out

00:15:15I'm going to do a prank and I'll be back

00:15:16Yes

00:15:17So a prank then listen take the two pranks

00:15:19Because after me

00:15:20I'll eat it later

00:15:20He'll eat it still

00:15:21I'll like it still

00:15:23Close the door and please

00:15:24Okay, wait a moment.

00:15:26Stop

00:15:27The law comes first

00:15:28I am the law

00:15:31But see how many girls these would like

00:15:33Simone's corn on the cob

00:15:34Damn you to me

00:15:34Come here I managed to turn it on

00:15:36No no no

00:15:36They start again

00:15:38Come on mo

00:15:38What are you doing?

00:15:39Simone speaks to us with this

00:15:41Seen one explain

00:15:41You hear all the things

00:15:45It's the Cupid 2.0 website page

00:15:48We hit bingo

00:15:49Yes

00:15:50But what do we want to do?

00:15:51We can't go in

00:15:52There is a violation of privacy

00:15:53But what violation of privacy?

00:15:54I am a carabiniere

00:15:55In the exercise of their functions

00:15:57If I want to do something, I do it here.

00:15:58Oh

00:15:59Yes

00:15:59So what do I do now?

00:16:01Click Enter

00:16:02But if this guy comes in, it'll be a mess.

00:16:04Press the button

00:16:05Ah that button here

00:16:06Then say no

00:16:07Press the button

00:16:08Here it is

00:16:09Cupid 2.0

00:16:11And now?

00:16:12And there's Enrique online

00:16:14Who is?

00:16:14Who knows, it will be her friend

00:16:15A girl?

00:16:16Enter the exercise

00:16:17Is there a girl named Enrique?

00:16:18But are there people?

00:16:20Holy shit, who's there?

00:16:21Greetings

00:16:21I told you that you were not a minor of a woman

00:16:24I'm the son who's the idiot

00:16:25Hey

00:16:25Look, the idiot can hear it.

00:16:27And good too

00:16:28Look, excuse me, my husband is an artist.

00:16:31Neomelodic

00:16:32So he's talking

00:16:33But you are also here to hope guys

00:16:35We weren't doing anything like good parents.

00:16:39Conscientious and also a little modern

00:16:41We were dealing with our son's love affairs

00:16:43And why not?

00:16:44My idea was

00:16:46I wanted to invite Simone's girlfriend to the holiday

00:16:49Pretending to be my son

00:16:50What do we want to do?

00:16:51We want to write a letter to the girls

00:16:54And who is he?

00:16:59Oh Richard

00:17:00Ludovica my beauty

00:17:03Dear Juliet

00:17:04Sprint or normal

00:17:06Let's have a nice holiday in Copposito

00:17:10So I see that beautiful little face you have

00:17:13Bus to the holiday

00:17:15The vacation will be the vacation

00:17:17Of the chat

00:17:18Have a nice holiday

00:17:21Shall we go on vacation?

00:17:24Oh God, Simone and I are going on holiday together.

00:17:26I don't see

00:17:28Time to come on holiday with you

00:17:31Oh my God, I'm having a crisis too.

00:17:33What do I do now?

00:17:35I can't believe it

00:17:36I can't believe it

00:17:38Oh God I'm going

00:17:39Oh God ok

00:17:45If only I could find a handsome man

00:17:47But beautiful, breathtakingly beautiful

00:17:49And it also makes me suffer a little, though, eh

00:17:52How beautiful it would be to suffer for love

00:17:56Here it is

00:17:57Another very unlucky single

00:17:59Come on, don't answer.

00:18:00Are you kidding?

00:18:01It's my job

00:18:02And then listen here

00:18:03It's an occult

00:18:04Entering a woman's heart

00:18:06It's finding a single desire to lose yourself in

00:18:09You always complain that all men are the same

00:18:11You finally found one

00:18:13A monster

00:18:13Look here

00:18:15Listen, I'll send him a little snoopy and a hello

00:18:17This is how we reward culture

00:18:18Via

00:18:20Oh my god a virus

00:18:21But it's not such a bad excuse.

00:18:23Do you remember me?

00:18:24She's asking me if I remember her

00:18:26But does this seem like something to forget?

00:18:28Ah so you know her?

00:18:29Yes, we went to school together.

00:18:30White Bertuccioli

00:18:31But she was already ugly when she was little

00:18:32Old thought

00:18:34Enough

00:18:35You take off my tattoos

00:18:36Enough

00:18:37I don't have it anymore

00:18:37Here you go, doctor.

00:18:38So have a good trip?

00:18:40Well I will stay in Doslo for 15 days

00:18:42Oh

00:18:42At the brainiacs' gathering

00:18:44Yes where all the greatest scientific discoveries are presented

00:18:47And what do you present, doctor?

00:18:49Happy

00:18:50The pill of absolute happiness

00:18:53Which helps to see the world more beautifully

00:18:55It's like I just went in flip-flops

00:18:56Dry a shit

00:18:57And they think it's chocolate

00:18:59But she is effective

00:19:00Red but it's effective

00:19:01My doctor is always very gentle.

00:19:03Please

00:19:03First attention to my fan

00:19:05Do you understand who I am Luca?

00:19:06It's in a corner

00:19:06Please

00:19:07Thank you

00:19:09I'm closing it because it's getting cold eh

00:19:10Go slow with this little helicopter

00:19:13Here she is

00:19:14And now I took it off by accident

00:19:15Have a good trip

00:19:16Oh

00:19:19Oh

00:19:20Oh

00:19:21Oh

00:19:22There he is

00:19:23There he is

00:19:44There he is

00:19:46Happy

00:19:48Happy

00:19:49Nonsense

00:19:50And now what does the congress present to him?

00:19:51And can you do depression?

00:19:53My life, have a good trip

00:19:55But

00:19:55You know it for anything

00:19:57Give me a call too

00:19:58Well, it's useless

00:19:59But also to make you the phone call

00:20:00I'll say it straight away

00:20:00That my CD is doing great

00:20:02We are making a lot of money

00:20:03It is not true

00:20:04Come on dad, I'll give you a present

00:20:06That you give my CD as a gift

00:20:07So in the nights of love

00:20:09This creates tropical atmospheres

00:20:11How much do you give for this?

00:20:1210 euros is the cost

00:20:13I didn't add anything to dad

00:20:14you suck

00:20:15200 firsts

00:20:1510 are 210 to dad

00:20:17Did you understand the added value?

00:20:18You are faceless

00:20:20210

00:20:21You're putting the tip away

00:20:22He's holding his mother

00:20:23Please go away

00:20:24Before he takes all your money

00:20:25Have a good trip my friend

00:20:27Go go

00:20:28Bye bye dad

00:20:29How beautiful

00:20:30Did you see how much money I kept?

00:20:31And he works

00:20:32It wasn't that Mariola

00:20:33But Mariola is a YouTube star

00:20:35What?

00:20:36He has a lot of followers

00:20:37And it's a lot of movies that I have

00:20:39People who follow him

00:20:40But on foot?

00:20:42No with the scooter

00:20:43Hi love, have fun on vacation

00:20:45But aren't you going on vacation?

00:20:46We no no no

00:20:48What we go on vacation

00:20:49We're going next year we're going

00:20:51All right

00:20:51HI

00:20:52Hi love

00:20:53Cover yourself, eh?

00:20:54Have fun

00:20:55Youtuber

00:20:56HI

00:20:58Of course, if you find out, we'll make a fool of ourselves.

00:21:00But which figure?

00:21:01HI

00:21:01But what are you saying?

00:21:02Now we're leaving too, aren't we?

00:21:04We'll give him a nice surprise

00:21:06Trust me

00:21:06See you all at the resort

00:21:14Here it is, the resort

00:21:15But we are incognito

00:21:17Listen to me

00:21:18Greetings

00:21:19Welcome

00:21:20Welcome

00:21:20Who is this idiot here?

00:21:21I am the resort manager

00:21:24Congratulations on your hair

00:21:25And I'm very fond of it

00:21:26However, the entrance is across the pool.

00:21:28Oh, and where does she always go?

00:21:30Yes I always go in there

00:21:32And I'm very fond of it

00:21:33Ahhhhh

00:21:35Oh my, they found each other

00:21:37See you in the lobby

00:21:38Ahhhhh

00:21:40Bata

00:21:40Go

00:21:41Bad act

00:21:42This party is beautiful

00:21:44What do you say?

00:21:44Then?

00:21:45But who do you have?

00:21:47Riccardino, it's there, it's there

00:21:52I'm telling you that for the first time I'm worried because I like Ludovica and I don't know how to behave

00:21:58Then you know that with the girls I like I have that little problem with my hands

00:22:01Look here

00:22:02But what is glue?

00:22:03But that's Rich Glue, this is a little sweat

00:22:06But what do you let us taste?

00:22:08Fiii Giuliacca

00:22:09But what does it mean?

00:22:09But you see, shit, I have this disguise, now it comes back to me and you wear it all holiday

00:22:13But this is a brilliant idea, the carabiniere's idea, my dear.

00:22:15And then this carousel here, electric

00:22:17But how electric?

00:22:19Electric, for example if I press this button here, look at this one here, look, look what happens

00:22:24What's going on?

00:22:25Nooo, sorry, track, track, I'm going to control it

00:22:28Get away, help, help, move, move

00:22:32Two hotties, three hotties, go

00:22:34If I like mifs, I just tell you that it helps the kid because he goes to cut and do

00:22:39Cicci

00:22:42Oh my god, I broke the brakes in the victories, call the patrol

00:22:44Thank you, many people

00:22:45Oh guys, but sorry, but

00:22:47Make sure I'm cool, thick, I lose control

00:22:50Not this, not this, stop

00:22:53Faster than light

00:22:55Sir, but what if this is a good time?

00:22:57Help

00:23:00No, not the glass, you little hooligan

00:23:02Sorry about the glass, eh

00:23:04It will be insured, yes

00:23:05She pays for everything, she pays

00:23:06But what does it pay for, yes yes, it even takes everything into account, director

00:23:08And excuse me, my husband, because he does these stupid things so often.

00:23:10But what an idiot, she wanted to kill me, you see that one there, a murderer

00:23:14Listen, we would have booked a room with a sea view, thanks

00:23:17But why the fuck do I need a room with a sea view?

00:23:19I want a room with a king size double bed, nice and big

00:23:22Peppino, what the fuck are you saying in front of the director?

00:23:24Excuse me, but I'll take a single room, okay?

00:23:27As a single person and if necessary divorced for this vacation, clear?

00:23:30You are not alone

00:23:31Another couple signed up a little while ago.

00:23:33Another one?

00:23:34Couple

00:23:35What the fuck kind of couple is this?

00:23:36But

00:23:44Leo has just arrived, he got off his motorbike and is getting ready to go on this single holiday

00:23:49Look at this stuff

00:23:50Excuse me, let me pass?

00:23:52But aren't you the burlesque one?

00:23:54No, already

00:23:55But you're a stalker

00:23:57People don't know what fat is, but that's what Leo is for.

00:24:02Ah, I finally meet my colleague

00:24:04Influencer

00:24:05Fashion blogger

00:24:06Do you know that you look just like the photographs?

00:24:07Thank you

00:24:08Do you use filters?

00:24:09Unit

00:24:09I also prefer natural

00:24:10I mean, I don't need it, to be honest.

00:24:12Do you like me?

00:24:15But I'm actually here for work, not to look for a soulmate.

00:24:18I gave up too, you know?

00:24:19Do you know how many photos I receive?

00:24:20How much?

00:24:21One a minute

00:24:21Oh, one a minute

00:24:23Here's one

00:24:23Oh no, this is mom

00:24:25Mom?

00:24:26Yes, I'm here, all good, yes, yes, yes

00:24:28Oh no, look who's at the era!

00:24:30The fences, the fences, yes

00:24:30One at a time, one at a time

00:24:32No, no, please, please

00:24:34No, no, please

00:24:35He wants the photo, yes

00:24:36But what does the photo want?

00:24:36Come here, come here, give a kiss, a kiss, a kiss

00:24:38The Fulare

00:24:38The thunder!

00:24:39Come here, we support the Fulare, come here!

00:24:43No, okay

00:24:47Oh my god

00:24:49But who do you know?

00:24:52Richard

00:24:52Ah, eh

00:24:53I, Simone, that one

00:24:55Yes, no, no, Richard

00:24:56Richard

00:25:00Ah, but those two

00:25:01Do they know each other?

00:25:02Eh

00:25:02Come on, let's go and say hello to them.

00:25:03But you're really crazy

00:25:04I feel the discomfort of life

00:25:05Today it's just the anxiety of living

00:25:06It's attacking me

00:25:07Look, I always have that one.

00:25:08Me too

00:25:09Everyday

00:25:11Oh well, they don't fit anymore anyway

00:25:13They're gone

00:25:14Okay

00:25:14Hey, Ambrosio

00:25:16Oh, what is this?

00:25:17Surprise

00:25:18But it would be you

00:25:19The couple who came here

00:25:20Hey, swingers

00:25:22What did you come here to do?

00:25:24Swingers

00:25:24I was exchanging two ices

00:25:25And the young lady

00:25:26But what swingers?

00:25:27Our son is here

00:25:28We came for him too

00:25:30For what we disguised ourselves

00:25:31Oh

00:25:32We haven't seen each other since Christmas

00:25:33But how is he?

00:25:34But good

00:25:34But good, good, good

00:25:36But very well

00:25:36Tell her we're getting a couple

00:25:38And I already have it

00:25:38And you throw it away

00:25:40Stuff of birth, stuff of birth

00:25:41Here everyone is hunting for prey

00:25:43But but prey

00:25:44Look at the women

00:25:45Look, look at the women

00:25:46The Madonna

00:25:48The Madonna

00:25:49The Madonna

00:25:50And that we have many lay people

00:25:52Why we built

00:25:53Two virtual characters

00:25:55Exclusively suited to our target

00:25:57The real problem is this

00:25:58Real life

00:25:59And Giulia and Ludovica

00:26:00They are two people of flesh and blood

00:26:01Basically

00:26:02You're telling me

00:26:03What should we do?

00:26:05The pigs

00:26:06But no, the casual ones

00:26:08Because if we act romantic

00:26:10Do you know what they do?

00:26:12And the fuego

00:26:12Goodbye and thank you

00:26:13And so we've come to this point

00:26:15What do we do?

00:26:16What do you want to do?

00:26:16Why we act like two normal people

00:26:18In such a place I wonder

00:26:19We have to make him believe

00:26:21What we are

00:26:23Unattainable

00:26:24Yes

00:26:24Untouchables

00:26:25Top

00:26:27You'll see that they will fall at our feet

00:26:28I'll tell you

00:26:29Pleasure

00:26:29I am Professor Giovagnoli

00:26:31Psychologist

00:26:31Leo

00:26:32Influencer

00:26:33She's here too

00:26:33Primorchia definitely

00:26:34No, I'm here for work.

00:26:35I am a witness

00:26:36Look, I recognized her.

00:26:37She's the famous one on the web

00:26:39Who has some advice?

00:26:39How to become cooler

00:26:40More beautiful

00:26:41Well I can consider myself

00:26:42A big supporter of his

00:26:43A large fence of his

00:26:44I follow scrupulously

00:26:45All its indications

00:26:46But I don't get results

00:26:47Look at this stuff

00:26:48But who cares?

00:26:49She is a thinker

00:26:50A professor

00:26:51What do you have to do with the other sex?

00:26:52You do everything by yourself, right?

00:26:53Certain

00:26:54I've been doing everything by myself for years

00:26:55God

00:26:55That is, the roosters and the hands

00:26:56It would also be that I sferno

00:26:58Anyway I have to go to Oslo

00:26:59At an important conference

00:27:00To present a pill

00:27:01On happiness

00:27:02Then I said to myself

00:27:03But why don't we take a break for a moment?

00:27:04We allow ourselves a moment of escape

00:27:06And his escape

00:27:06Of arcarcite

00:27:07However if you need it

00:27:08Of his escapes

00:27:09I am full of followers

00:27:15But what did you wear?

00:27:17Listen to Giammina from the Carabinieri

00:27:21How sexy

00:27:22In the faithful centuries

00:27:23Italy sits down

00:27:25Italy called

00:27:27Let's see

00:27:28That's on TV

00:27:30Oh

00:27:30But what a surprise!

00:27:31But they crushed your hat

00:27:32We say

00:27:33But a little privacy

00:27:34You're in the bathroom

00:27:34But is she talking to me?

00:27:35Look, I'm a policeman.

00:27:37On documents

00:27:38Please

00:27:38Iron the documents

00:27:39We say

00:27:39Are you talking to the television?

00:27:41Are you stupid?

00:27:42But if Romano speaks it

00:27:43I have to talk to him

00:27:43No

00:27:44I can't even stand there

00:27:45I'll have you hospitalized

00:27:47You're making me worry

00:27:48Anyway

00:27:48You could be useful to me

00:27:50And go ahead and shove

00:27:51I have ears like a rabbit

00:27:52Go ahead and say it.

00:27:52No

00:27:53Since I went to the bathroom

00:27:54Without

00:27:54In the cell phone

00:27:55And don't let me tolerate anything by law

00:27:56And I see you have a stimulating face

00:27:59If I had any expression

00:28:00Help me

00:28:01Bravo

00:28:02The tongue

00:28:04Bravo

00:28:05Here you are

00:28:06But how disgusting

00:28:09But I'm changing the channel

00:28:11Yes I change the channel

00:28:11You know what I'm wearing

00:28:12Channel 34

00:28:13Embarrassing illnesses

00:28:14Go shit

00:28:16Yes I am handsome

00:28:17Beautiful

00:28:18But now I have to say goodbye to you, eh?

00:28:21What do I have to do?

00:28:21HI

00:28:22A kiss

00:28:23A kiss

00:28:23A little kiss

00:28:25Leo

00:28:26Oh

00:28:27Who is?

00:28:28Leo

00:28:30Rich

00:28:33Hey

00:28:35HI

00:28:37Your wife

00:28:39No, she's my mom

00:28:40My mom

00:28:41But what are you doing?

00:28:43You try with Leo

00:28:44But what are you doing?

00:28:45You speak in the third person

00:28:47Cool though

00:28:48Listen a little

00:28:49Frio

00:28:50Eva is sad

00:28:52Because there is only one mirror

00:28:53But like a single mirror

00:28:55But that's a big load of bullshit

00:28:56But it's a very serious thing.

00:28:57Oh just mirror

00:28:58I have an idea

00:28:59Which?

00:29:00We use the TV

00:29:00The TV

00:29:01Yes, because if Leo connects the TV with Leo

00:29:03You can see the eyes in front of you and behind you

00:29:04Eh

00:29:04If Leo connects the TV he can see if

00:29:07If Leo understood, Eva is happy

00:29:08Ah Eva is happy if Leo understood

00:29:10Yes hello

00:29:10HI

00:29:14I got the fuck out of it

00:29:23My love, what are you looking at?

00:29:26It's a movie for kids

00:29:27Who is spying on me?

00:29:29Excuse me, miss?

00:29:30Yes, of course.

00:29:31I'm used to it

00:29:32This is nothing

00:29:33But what is he talking to us about?

00:29:34Bye bye

00:29:34It's certain that he's talking to us

00:29:36You restarted the chat

00:29:37But what does it look like?

00:29:39Ass

00:29:39Fortunately

00:29:41Until we meet again

00:29:43Why does it change channels?

00:29:44It's a chat

00:29:45A chat that is good

00:29:47White

00:29:48Yes?

00:29:48In a moment here

00:29:49But it's boring

00:29:50Oh well, it's the bomb

00:29:51What are you doing on TV?

00:29:52But she still hasn't understood one thing

00:29:53Excuse me

00:29:54That all the rooms

00:29:55They are connected with a chat

00:29:57I don't know what chat is

00:29:58I know what chat is

00:29:59You say it

00:29:59No look, I tried to explain it to you.

00:30:01He doesn't understand it

00:30:02But then we have to be careful

00:30:03Not to connect with the boys

00:30:04Yes yes

00:30:05Then look at Ambrogio

00:30:06I'll show you

00:30:20Yes

00:30:21Mom

00:30:22No

00:30:22But what are you doing here?

00:30:23But did you follow us on vacation too?

00:30:25But when you followed on vacation

00:30:26Is that what you're saying?

00:30:27No

00:30:27We are in a conference call

00:30:29Condominium

00:30:29On how to save beetles in the North

00:30:32But aren't you ashamed?

00:30:33Well yes

00:30:34But now we've married them

00:30:35Mother's love

00:30:36I didn't want to come

00:30:37But it's the dad

00:30:38The dad who insists

00:30:40He insists

00:30:40No no he insists

00:30:41Now that I've realized

00:30:42That you are well

00:30:43We can also go home

00:30:44And then you see that

00:30:46Now we have seen that you are well

00:30:47We can also go away

00:30:48Oh no

00:30:48We paid

00:30:49We stay

00:30:50Love is not why

00:30:51A single vacation

00:30:52You can imagine

00:30:53I have him

00:30:53But even on vacation

00:30:54You're breaking our balls

00:30:55No love no

00:30:56Look at the rich

00:30:57Look

00:30:57Look at that face slap

00:30:59Damn I need it

00:31:00My goodness, what a boy!

00:31:01Aggressive

00:31:02You made a son who

00:31:04A hyena, my goodness

00:31:06It's your character

00:31:07He's their son

00:31:12Greetings

00:31:13Greetings

00:31:14How is it going?

00:31:15Everything is fine thank you

00:31:16Soltà but he hadn't told me

00:31:17Who was a psychiatrist

00:31:18But let's say that we psychiatrists

00:31:20We are very private

00:31:21And we don't advertise

00:31:22So our profession

00:31:23Here you are

00:31:23But instead I learned

00:31:24That she is a thing

00:31:25That I might need

00:31:27It's a thing that

00:31:28It could actually make me do better

00:31:30I would really need it too

00:31:31About this thing

00:31:32But I can also

00:31:33Take two together

00:31:34Take two together

00:31:35Knowing it

00:31:35I would have organized myself earlier

00:31:37I can do it alone

00:31:37What are we doing?

00:31:38We give up

00:31:38And once in hand

00:31:40I chew

00:31:40What a chewer

00:31:41But what is satiety?

00:31:41No no he chews

00:31:42But what did you understand, excuse me?

00:31:43But I mean the pills

00:31:45Happiness pills

00:31:46Ah, the happiness pills

00:31:48And look, they're in the bag

00:31:50At the pool

00:31:51If he wants

00:31:51And of course not.

00:31:52Go, go!

00:31:53But what did he understand before?

00:31:54And that I understood

00:31:54Air 10

00:31:56He says chew

00:31:57But what is chewing gum?

00:31:58But what is a rubber?

00:31:59Chew

00:31:59What is chewing

00:31:59It hurts me

00:32:03So let's play another game

00:32:05Another game

00:32:05A new game

00:32:06A new game

00:32:07So let's do it like this

00:32:08So let's all breathe

00:32:09With full lungs

00:32:11Come on, but you can't do it to her

00:32:11Why?

00:32:12Well, because otherwise it will explode.

00:32:16But rounded

00:32:17But still you played

00:32:18To be playboys

00:32:19But you saw each other well

00:32:20You gave yourself long

00:32:21What if you say

00:32:22Let the table not be cleared

00:32:24This stupidity

00:32:24There's someone who has a pig's ass

00:32:25But how do you allow us?

00:32:26I am a carabiniere

00:32:27But what a figure

00:32:28What makes me do

00:32:28Among the people

00:32:29Anyway I remind you

00:32:30That I am a psychologist

00:32:31So my

00:32:32They are not insults

00:32:33They are diagnoses

00:32:34And you, excuse me

00:32:35There is a colleague

00:32:36Who calls me

00:32:36How funny

00:32:37Ready?

00:32:38Oh but where did you go?

00:32:39Dearest doctor,

00:32:41I'm here on vacation

00:32:42I arrived

00:32:43Pregnimi

00:32:45Come on, let's go dancing

00:32:46Oh what happened?

00:32:48Nothing

00:32:48They slipped you a little

00:32:50The pills of happiness

00:32:51I'm right there with you?

00:32:53Yes don't worry

00:32:54They know they are in good hands

00:32:55Listen to me

00:32:56Store them carefully

00:32:57Because they are the only ones

00:32:58Exit the lab

00:32:59I still don't know exactly

00:33:01What effects can they have?

00:33:02On the human mind

00:33:03But one thing is certain

00:33:04That sometimes

00:33:05The desire to see

00:33:05Of course everything is beautiful

00:33:07It can play tricks on you

00:33:36HI

00:33:38HI

00:33:45I am Eva

00:33:48But is he talking to me?

00:33:49Yes

00:33:50With me?

00:33:51Look I know

00:33:51That a woman

00:33:52He shouldn't take the initiative

00:33:53But you

00:33:54You drive me crazy

00:33:56Has anyone ever told you?

00:33:57What are you?

00:33:59Beautiful

00:33:59And you're greedy for it

00:34:01Beautiful Eva?

00:34:01Yes

00:34:02What's going on here?

00:34:03But who is this?

00:34:04He is a Neapolitan from Naples

00:34:06Don't pay attention

00:34:06Were we saying?

00:34:07That you are beautiful

00:34:08The beauty

00:34:09Beauty grows as the years go by

00:34:11And I had plenty of them

00:34:13Very much

00:34:14You have married a lot

00:34:15You mind your own business

00:34:16But it's not a stable relationship

00:34:18It's a crisis, right?

00:34:19My wedding

00:34:20Yes

00:34:20We can lose it, okay?

00:34:21Listen, don't run away

00:34:23My little bucconcino

00:34:28HI

00:34:31Oh

00:34:31Oh mama

00:34:37Leo

00:34:38Tell me

00:34:39Leo I saw something that impressed me

00:34:43And it's actually really impressive.

00:34:45But don't look at it

00:34:45But I can't do it

00:34:47Oh you can't do it

00:34:48Of course it's the taste of hate

00:34:49The more you take shots

00:34:50The more you notice it

00:34:51Don't look at it

00:34:51That hurts you

00:34:52What are you saying?

00:34:53But look how beautiful it is

00:34:54Leo look at those pecs

00:34:56Hey, you're taking the piss out of me.

00:34:57But what pecs?

00:34:57But it looks like a walrus

00:34:59Leo you can't understand

00:35:00You just can't understand

00:35:02You just can't understand

00:35:02But what do I have to understand?

00:35:04Compare a butterfly

00:35:06To a caterpillar

00:35:12Have you seen how well I drive?

00:35:14Oh very well

00:35:14Oh my dear

00:35:15I went to high speed school

00:35:17Yes

00:35:18Yes

00:35:19Yes

00:35:20When I was young I drove the coccati

00:35:23With paper and cold as he drove

00:35:25Attention another one

00:35:26Yes

00:35:27Yes

00:35:28I don't know

00:35:28Don't launch services

00:35:29Let's do it with the canzelle

00:35:30Yes

00:35:31Balsamati

00:35:32One for all

00:35:33All for one

00:35:34For me it is like this

00:35:35This is the cue

00:35:36Let's see

00:35:36I'm playing billiards

00:35:37But what are you doing?

00:35:38Guys, can I help you?

00:35:39Is this your first time?

00:35:41No no no

00:35:41I am a great champion

00:35:43But what handicap do you have?

00:35:44She notices it too

00:35:45There's something wrong

00:35:47As soon as I saw her

00:35:48Boys but without handicaps

00:35:49You can't play

00:35:50It's the handicap is the minimum score

00:35:52Which allows amateurs

00:35:53Of playing on a golf course

00:35:54The higher the handicap, the higher the handicap.

00:35:56And the better he is

00:35:56But then who is really there?

00:35:57At my sport?

00:35:58Here you are

00:35:59Go Peppino show me your swing

00:36:01Bravo?

00:36:02Yes go

00:36:03Hits the shovel

00:36:04Then the shovel hits

00:36:05It's soft on the legs

00:36:06Yes it bends

00:36:07It bends like this

00:36:08Look up

00:36:09Then you look down at the ball

00:36:11A nice determined shot

00:36:12Yes determined

00:36:13Strong strong

00:36:14A

00:36:14And two

00:36:15Peppino, but be careful with that club

00:36:17But I'm out of balls

00:36:18Me too

00:36:19And instead I have another one

00:36:21Sim salabim

00:36:22Here it is

00:36:23Give it to me

00:36:23I'll put it on

00:36:24Okay

00:36:24Can you give me a hand?

00:36:26Certain

00:36:26Thank you

00:36:27I'm throwing this away

00:36:31Then bend your legs a little

00:36:33And it goes with the swing

00:36:40Yes

00:36:45It's getting a little late Peppino

00:36:47Excuse me

00:36:56Good evening everyone and welcome

00:36:58This is the evening of the

00:36:59Speed

00:37:02Director

00:37:03Director

00:37:04Dear internees

00:37:06Internet users Leo

00:37:07They are the ones who go on the internet

00:37:08Dear Internet users,

00:37:10This evening

00:37:11Finally

00:37:11You will have the opportunity to meet your soulmate

00:37:15Even 200 seconds to find out if you've met the right person

00:37:19So good luck to everyone

00:37:20Good luck

00:37:31And why are you here?

00:37:33Curiosity

00:37:34Celeste

00:37:35Are you talking to me?

00:37:37Shall we go to you?

00:37:39I've been dating a perciatto and an entrepreneur for six months

00:37:42How is it?

00:37:43Interesting, intelligent, cultured

00:37:44Completely the opposite of my husband

00:37:46And is he physically with me?

00:37:48You know I don't know?

00:37:50Mom

00:37:50No, he didn't even send me a photo

00:37:51That he was maybe as good as that one

00:37:54Oh beautiful, that's mine

00:37:55Oh yeah?

00:37:55No, in the sense that he is a classmate of mine.

00:37:57I'm here to say hello to him

00:37:59Unique for interest

00:38:00And for a laugh

00:38:02Shall we have a good laugh?

00:38:04Let's do it

00:38:05Which is very good for your health

00:38:07Yes, mom, they are beautiful

00:38:09What did I see?

00:38:10There was 118

00:38:11But I don't know the number

00:38:13Not too sensitive

00:38:14Okay, okay

00:38:15Yes, okay

00:38:16Yes

00:38:17Okay

00:38:18Hi, I'm Giulia

00:38:19Pleasure

00:38:20Yes, mom

00:38:21Oh, sorry

00:38:22No, I hope for everything that

00:38:23HI

00:38:24No, no, okay

00:38:30Hi, sorry, but I'm waiting for someone

00:38:32I'm waiting for someone too

00:38:34Oh yeah?

00:38:35Let's hope it's not the same

00:38:37You know, with chat meetings you never know.

00:38:39Have you also met an unemployed man 2.0?

00:38:42Yes

00:38:43A very special, intelligent and nice man

00:38:46And tell me, how is it, how is it?

00:38:48He knows I don't know

00:38:48Why didn't he put a profile picture?

00:38:51But it doesn't mean anything because I didn't put it either

00:38:53But why am I married?

00:38:54I don't know for how long yet, though.

00:38:56I'm married

00:38:57Well, I didn't put the photo on my profile either.

00:39:00Because, you know, I...

00:39:01I'm a burlesque dancer

00:39:03Fairly well known

00:39:05And so I don't want them to appreciate me for my boobs

00:39:08I also have a brain and it shows

00:39:12Yes, of course, you can see it.

00:39:17Come on, you have the chance to talk to Leo

00:39:24HI

00:39:25HI

00:39:26HI

00:39:26Do you recognize yourself?

00:39:28No

00:39:29Come on, Leo, Leo, Leo

00:39:34HI

00:39:35HI

00:39:36But how are you?

00:39:38Well

00:39:38But how much time has passed?

00:39:41But do you remember when I used to come to your house after school to eat donuts?

00:39:45And your daughter Bianca didn't understand a thing

00:39:48Poor thing

00:39:49By the way, how was your daughter Bianca?

00:39:51It's me Bianca

00:39:55I'm coming, just a moment, I'm coming

00:39:56Of course, Bianca

00:39:58Do you remember when I used to come after school to eat donuts?

00:40:00It's not made by your mother, because your mother made it very good.

00:40:02How was your mother?

00:40:03She's dead

00:40:03Good, good, but I'm coming

00:40:06Bianca, tell me about yourself, come on

00:40:07Yes, nothing, I saw that you were here, I said let's go find him

00:40:10What an ass

00:40:11In fact, I see you and I see you well

00:40:15You were already beautiful when you were young

00:40:17You're even more beautiful, Leo

00:40:19Look, you're really beautiful.

00:40:22That?

00:40:24You're married, right?

00:40:25But now he's not here, who the fuck cares, Leo?

00:40:29It's not a scene, come on, Leo

00:40:32Leo

00:40:38Simone says we have to write a sentence, maximum 140 characters

00:40:45No sex, just love

00:40:46So, no love, just sex, okay?

00:40:50Okay

00:40:50Done

00:40:51Come on, here, okay

00:40:56Marriage first and foremost

00:40:58Sex first and foremost

00:41:00The dream, a romantic love, mom

00:41:03What am I doing, a barrel away

00:41:05Okay, I'll give it back to you,

00:41:06Do you want the strum?

00:41:10And that's how I met a very special man

00:41:13Yes

00:41:13And what is it called?

00:41:15A somewhat strange man, perhaps because he is Neapolitan

00:41:17Come on, what's his name?

00:41:20Celeste, yes indeed

00:41:23But oh well, anyway

00:41:24Nice to meet you, I'm Andrea.

00:41:34Come on, Peppino, I want to be with you

00:41:36You know I've never been like this for a man?

00:41:38Please, come on

00:41:39But I can't

00:41:40Come on, send me a kiss, come on

00:41:43What are you doing?

00:41:45Nothing

00:41:46I felt the wind

00:41:47To solve the wind comes

00:41:48It's north, south, east, ov...

00:41:51But what an idiot are you, huh?

00:41:54What does that one want, huh?

00:41:55I don't know, she's an entertainer

00:41:57Do you want to play me a game?

00:41:58I can't play the game

00:42:00Don't do anything game-like

00:42:03Why do you have it?

00:42:04I cannot

00:42:04Thank you

00:42:05I think he's wondering

00:42:06How can you be with someone like that?

00:42:08That's what I'm wondering too

00:42:10At that time?

00:42:12But I don't understand

00:42:13But how can he be with someone like that?

00:42:16Are you sick?

00:42:18Have you changed dealers?

00:42:19Envy is bad, huh?

00:42:21But what envy?

00:42:22I was talking to his wife first

00:42:24If only you knew how he looked at me

00:42:26But he is married

00:42:31That I will have passed in arrears

00:42:32What if I lost all my hair?

00:42:35A

00:42:37Two

00:42:39Three

00:42:43Four

00:42:47Five

00:42:50Six

00:42:51Get school

00:43:07Doctor

00:43:09Greetings

00:43:10Smell that iodine smell today

00:43:12We hate iodine

00:43:13An ancient thing

00:43:15Can I come over for a moment?

00:43:16I have to tell you something

00:43:16No, no, look here the ground is muddy

00:43:19Then there are the crabs

00:43:20And piero the hermit crabs

00:43:22They might bite her finger

00:43:23If of the foot

00:43:24But it'll take me a moment

00:43:25But no, but what moment?

00:43:26Let's highlight, look, let's highlight

00:43:28I wanted to tell you that the pill works.

00:43:30Ah, here it is.

00:43:30I finally see everything with different eyes

00:43:32Look, don't look down, it's better

00:43:35And then I feel like it's a liberating feeling

00:43:38And you tell me

00:43:39And I finally understood that love is the foundation of life

00:43:41And everything else is futile

00:43:43This is good news

00:43:45See you, go, go

00:43:46I go

00:43:47Oh yes, go, calm down, eh

00:43:50Until we meet again

00:43:52Ah, ah

00:43:53But I cleaned the nettle

00:43:55And as more there is

00:43:58Oh

00:44:03Here I am

00:44:05Eh, married

00:44:06But what face is that over there?

00:44:08How is it going?

00:44:09It could be better

00:44:10Really

00:44:10But look where we are

00:44:11Everything so beautiful

00:44:12Let's make a nice toast

00:44:13To this beautiful single holiday

00:44:14Oh

00:44:15White

00:44:16We are married

00:44:17And with those idiots there?

00:44:20Pure

00:44:21Even if I wanted to I can't betray him anymore

00:44:23But I didn't try it either, eh

00:44:24It didn't go the way I wanted

00:44:25But not dead

00:44:26Yes?

00:44:27But why do you say that, sorry?

00:44:29With Andrea

00:44:30How did it go?

00:44:31Andrea is a woman

00:44:32I don't know

00:44:32But with the potato tits without

00:44:34And without brains

00:44:35No, but what bad luck

00:44:37Come on

00:44:37And now guys

00:44:39Maximum attention

00:44:40Maximum attention

00:44:40Because I want to introduce you to a man

00:44:42A specimen of a man

00:44:43A specimen of a man

00:44:44Which revolutionized the entire human race

00:44:47What is the secret of its success?

00:44:49But what is this a web interview?

00:44:51Yes

00:44:51Will you grant it to me, Ambrose?

00:44:52Peppino

00:44:53The world needs your advice

00:44:55Well, I do a lot of gymnastics

00:44:56Lots of gymnastics

00:44:58Exercise bikes

00:44:5820-24 minutes a day

00:45:00Then physiotherapy

00:45:02At the column

00:45:03Important

00:45:03And then I jump the ditches

00:45:05For the long

00:45:06And I jump, jump, jump

00:45:07Without saying anything inside

00:45:08It doesn't end up inside

00:45:10With the joke

00:45:10He got you all wrong

00:45:11Training

00:45:12And success with women

00:45:14How did she win Eva over?

00:45:15How funny

00:45:16What a question

00:45:17How did she win Eva over?

00:45:22But what a good question

00:45:24But it's a top secret question

00:45:26No, top secret

00:45:27No, please

00:45:28Come on, Peppino

00:45:28Right away

00:45:29A secret

00:45:30A smile in his teeth

00:45:32Not like a shitty smile

00:45:33How is this here?

00:45:34Ambrose

00:45:35And then there's a butt nothing

00:45:36Let me put it

00:45:37What was I telling you Simo?

00:45:38Maybe it was better

00:45:38If we made the characters

00:45:39Of our videos

00:45:40Now we have to find a solution

00:45:41The only solution here

00:45:42It's just that we don't have to seem like it

00:45:43Two big bastards

00:45:44Think that my grandfather

00:45:45He always told me

00:45:46After all

00:45:46A hat

00:45:47Don't deny yourself to anyone

00:45:48An appeal perhaps

00:45:49And what did I say?

00:45:50A hat?

00:45:51But my grandfather

00:45:51He couldn't speak to me

00:45:55We need to talk to you

00:45:56We too

00:45:57Yes eh

00:45:57Permit

00:45:58Permit

00:45:58He said permission

00:46:00Didn't you hear from me?

00:46:00Hello Richard

00:46:02Hi dad

00:46:03Listen to me

00:46:03To make me look good

00:46:04And you know that you are a son

00:46:06Of a sex symbol

00:46:07And what symbol?

00:46:08I honestly didn't know that.

00:46:10He doesn't know

00:46:11Bevel

00:46:12Dad orders me to do it

00:46:13Don't make me look ugly

00:46:14Ugly figure

00:46:14But you explain

00:46:16What are you doing?

00:46:16You go and do it

00:46:17What you have to do

00:46:18Force

00:46:18You go and take it away

00:46:19The chairs

00:46:19Umbrellas

00:46:20Clear the table

00:46:20I knew

00:46:21Go outside

00:46:22From the balls

00:46:23What we do

00:46:24But what do we do?

00:46:25Let's go tow

00:46:26Let's go tow

00:46:27Let's go tow

00:46:29But however

00:46:30All women to you

00:46:31Some you

00:46:31I'll leave it to myself too

00:46:32But you ask me something

00:46:33Impossible

00:46:33Do you know what they're like?

00:46:35I am his

00:46:35And I know it

00:46:36But someone

00:46:37You could leave it

00:46:38What do I know?

00:46:38I'm thinking about it

00:46:39A moment

00:46:40But did you have an idea?

00:46:42Yes

00:46:42Alright

00:46:42Listen

00:46:43Let's do something

00:46:43I could leave you

00:46:44What do I know?

00:46:45The red ones

00:46:46But the reds

00:46:46I don't like

00:46:47They are ugly

00:46:48No

00:46:48But how ugly they are

00:46:50They are beautiful

00:46:51Those of color

00:46:51And one of color

00:46:52I like them

00:46:53The one in color

00:46:53I like them

00:46:54All to you

00:46:54That is, there is a monopoly

00:46:56Listen to something

00:46:57I can leave you

00:46:58Those with pears

00:47:00And I'm Papuan

00:47:01What are they like?

00:47:01Hand

00:47:01What are they like?

00:47:02The coiello

00:47:02Yellow

00:47:03But what about you?

00:47:03Don't put

00:47:04Like the Filipinos

00:47:05The Filipina

00:47:05They have meals

00:47:06Clean clean

00:47:06We are also clean

00:47:07They have meals

00:47:08In the house

00:47:08And the Filipina woman

00:47:09No

00:47:10But look at a Filipina

00:47:11Those of color

00:47:12I love you

00:47:13Someone you like

00:47:14A beautiful little cow

00:47:15A red skin

00:47:17Thanks for the invitation Leo

00:47:18You actually invited yourself.

00:47:20And how is it going?

00:47:22Bad

00:47:22But how can it go wrong for you?

00:47:24Leo, look at yourself

00:47:25You don't lack anything

00:47:27If I had your husband's muscles

00:47:30He has something

00:47:30More than me

00:47:31If for this he

00:47:33To me

00:47:36But it's true

00:47:37To you

00:47:39Listen Leo

00:47:39Stop messing around

00:47:40Yes

00:47:41Yes indeed

00:47:41Stop messing around

00:47:42I thought about it you know

00:47:43Have you thought about it?

00:47:44Yes I just told you

00:47:45And I think for you

00:47:46I could also do it

00:47:47The extreme gesture

00:47:49Speak louder than I can hear

00:47:51Me for you Leo

00:47:52I could also

00:47:53Cheating on my husband

00:47:54Scandici better

00:47:55I don't want any misunderstandings

00:47:56I

00:47:57I want

00:47:58To screw

00:47:58With

00:47:59Tea

00:47:59Where?

00:48:00As?

00:48:00When?

00:48:01I

00:48:01Here here now

00:48:03But it's a wonderful thing

00:48:06A new contract

00:48:07A new contract

00:48:08Did you understand?

00:48:08Are you coming alone?

00:48:09I'm coming back, eh

00:48:10HI

00:48:11A new contract

00:48:13With creams

00:48:13Of the Sportfair

00:48:18Oh

00:48:19Oh

00:48:20Peppino, what are you doing?

00:48:21But why don't you go to the beach with the fee?

00:48:23I avoid the storm surges

00:48:24And I enjoy it like this

00:48:24My dear

00:48:25Did you see me?

00:48:26Did you see me?

00:48:26Eresci

00:48:26The urman

00:48:28Peppino is coming

00:48:29And ask if she's a friend to me

00:48:30A friend

00:48:31Peppino

00:48:31Hey Dolls

00:48:32He how are you?

00:48:34Fine thanks

00:48:34Listen, I wanted to introduce you to this dear friend of mine.

00:48:36A little ugly

00:48:37Actually, it's rather ugly, eh?

00:48:38Watch it here

00:48:39Ambrose

00:48:39Here it is, eh

00:48:40But compared to you

00:48:41Anyone would look out of place

00:48:43I know

00:48:44But he

00:48:45He has a wish

00:48:46If you had

00:48:47A friend I can introduce her to

00:48:49What do I know?

00:48:50Actually there would be

00:48:51My sister

00:48:51The twin

00:48:52The twin

00:48:53The twin

00:48:54The twin

00:48:55Give her the phone number

00:48:56At that time

00:48:56Mark the number

00:48:57Mark the number

00:48:58At that time

00:48:59Ambrose

00:49:00You had a nice big water

00:49:01Hello for your number

00:49:04And what is it called?

00:49:06Susi

00:49:07Yes

00:49:08Yes

00:49:09But how beautiful this night is

00:49:12We even cheated our wives

00:49:13Peppino

00:49:14Your thoughts are sharp and vital

00:49:16Ugly

00:49:54Androgium

00:49:55Peppino Playboy

00:49:57How beautiful you are

00:49:58Peppino

00:49:59Look how he talks

00:50:01Look at this class

00:50:03Look at that elegance

00:50:06Look at this asshole

00:50:07Now I'll show you

00:50:09Listen

00:50:10We want to make two

00:50:10Whatsapp

00:50:11To the twins?

00:50:12Yes

00:50:12Come on

00:50:13Let's do one thing though

00:50:15Spint

00:50:15No

00:50:16Extremely aggressive

00:50:17Extremely aggressive

00:50:18Whatsapp

00:50:19Messages

00:50:19But what is it?

00:50:20Shame

00:50:20Hey Cicci

00:50:21But do you realize?

00:50:22Who are you with?

00:50:23Look, we are

00:50:23Full of suitors

00:50:24As

00:50:26Full

00:50:26Oh, beautiful joy

00:50:27Listen to one thing

00:50:28Look, in all these years of marriage

00:50:30You never told me I was handsome

00:50:32Because in so many years of marriage

00:50:34I never lied to you

00:50:35Hey Befana, what are you saying?

00:50:37Hag

00:50:37Be careful because from now on I

00:50:39I changed women

00:50:41I didn't choose you anymore

00:50:43Hag

00:50:44Me too

00:50:45I too am tired of being treated like a fool.

00:50:47Thank you

00:50:48I'm not the idiot you say I am.

00:50:50I said it right Befana

00:50:50Yes, you are a bit of an idiot.

00:50:52But he is very intelligent

00:50:53Do you see it?

00:50:53And when he becomes famous like Cicci D'Alessio

00:50:55It will make flames

00:50:56I love you

00:50:57I love you

00:50:59I love you

00:50:59But your navy is that stupid of mine

00:51:01Then Cicci I'll tell you

00:51:02If you do what you're about to do

00:51:04Then don't come to us asking for forgiveness

00:51:06Clear?

00:51:07Peppino never asks for forgiveness

00:51:10Tango?

00:51:10Six

00:51:11You're sick

00:51:12You're sick

00:51:13You're sick

00:51:13Frankly, I don't care.

00:51:24Simo Giulia didn't even reply to the message from the smiling navy

00:51:27Load your navy

00:51:28Keep it at the head here

00:51:29But he sent you a message

00:51:31What a marina

00:51:31To Giulia

00:51:33Anyway, I'm not much more worried

00:51:34Why sorry?

00:51:35Why sorry?

00:51:36Because look here

00:51:37The only emoji that has been sent to me my whole life about horns

00:51:39Not that kind of

00:51:40That kind of horns

00:51:42Listen, I'm horny

00:51:44Boys

00:51:46Love

00:51:46Guys, we have to tell you something very important.

00:51:49Yes tell us

00:51:49Aren't they listening to us?

00:51:51Oh but important guys

00:51:52Inside me the affront

00:51:56I want you to know that if the dad and mom get divorced

00:51:58Nothing changes for you

00:52:00Love for you changes is better

00:52:01Dad costs you a lot

00:52:02But are we really divorcing you?

00:52:03Don't say that bad word

00:52:04But you all four have seen how ruined you are.

00:52:06What word did we use to define them the last time we

00:52:08Old

00:52:09Old

00:52:10Won

00:52:11Well done, what a great satisfaction it gives me

00:52:12Beautiful words

00:52:17And Andrea

00:52:18No, I don't feel like it.

00:52:21Votes

00:52:25Yes?

00:52:26And that I'm going there as his

00:52:28What are you doing?

00:52:29Hand

00:52:29But go on

00:52:31What are you doing

00:52:33I arrive

00:52:34Right away

00:52:35Go heavenly

00:52:37Go

00:52:38Fly

00:52:39Transgressive girl

00:52:41And then you're mine if you win, bitch

00:52:43Oh well, I feel bad about myself

00:52:46About Leo sluts

00:52:48Where are you Leo?

00:52:52Don't shoot me this evening

00:53:10How beautiful

00:53:12All crumbling

00:53:14But what do I get here?

00:53:18Because I actually thought about chili peppers

00:53:20But you know how it is

00:53:21With many males

00:53:22Should the hormone kick in

00:53:24We got rid of it

00:53:25Here it is

00:53:26At that time

00:53:27I'm writing to my twin

00:53:28Even if I don't know you

00:53:29I already like it

00:53:29Ninth

00:53:30You do

00:53:30I don't know what I would do to you

00:53:32My beautiful little mouse

00:53:34No, I know what I would do to him.

00:53:35And what would I do to you?

00:53:36And what would I do to you?

00:53:36He would rip his underwear off

00:53:38What a mouthful in rags

00:53:39Good I like it

00:53:40What a mouthful in rags

00:53:41How do you write if

00:53:42Rags, what a mouthful

00:53:43With the exit

00:53:44And he goes out

00:53:44With the exit

00:53:47Rich that we write to him

00:53:48From the girls

00:53:49We write to him

00:53:50That we love him

00:53:50And that we are serious people

00:53:52Signed yours

00:53:54You dirty pig!

00:53:56Signed yours

00:53:58Sventrapaper

00:54:07Then I thought

00:54:08Pure with onion

00:54:10But

00:54:10Suppose then

00:54:11A makeout session

00:54:13Alright

00:54:14What does he say?

00:54:15Let's try this black grape

00:54:16Let's see how it is

00:54:16We will have been

00:54:17Too many pigs

00:54:18No

00:54:19Women like it

00:54:19The little sheep

00:54:20Well, well

00:54:21But we will not have been

00:54:22A little too much tomorrow

00:54:23All these snarkers

00:54:24If they get scared

00:54:26They're leaving

00:54:26It means I never have it

00:54:27Truly loved

00:54:28No, they're scared of the house

00:54:29They're leaving

00:54:29It means on

00:54:30Socco

00:54:31Fuller

00:54:32Socco

00:54:32Soccole

00:54:33Navola

00:54:34Province

00:54:40What a beautiful evening

00:54:43The warm summer wind

00:54:45It disturbs my velvety skin

00:54:47What do you recommend?

00:54:48Of long

00:54:49Doctor

00:54:50Easter is ready

00:54:51With water on top

00:54:51Fury that buzzes

00:54:52Shoulder sales

00:54:53I'm on the edge

00:54:54Okay

00:54:55Ambrose

00:54:55Follow me

00:55:01What a miraculous water

00:55:03Eppi, what are you doing?

00:55:04Of Cargarism

00:55:05Oh sure

00:55:05Oh mama

00:55:06But I feel a peel

00:55:07Exaggerated

00:55:08But what kind of water is this?

00:55:10There's water on the Furia

00:55:11But what were you thinking?

00:55:11Which was donkey's milk

00:55:12Head

00:55:13But how disgusting

00:55:14The other pacifier

00:55:15But excuse me

00:55:16You who are a donkey

00:55:17You don't make milk

00:55:17But what do I do with milk?

00:55:18That I'm a donkey

00:55:19I like

00:55:20Anyway, you know

00:55:21Suppi

00:55:22Know

00:55:23Know

00:55:24May Queen Cleopatra

00:55:25He also took a shower there

00:55:26With donkey's milk

00:55:27With donkey's milk

00:55:28Surely

00:55:28Like peel

00:55:29Oh mama

00:55:29Come and come

00:55:31Mucima goes

00:55:33Girls

00:55:33To us

00:55:34Girl

00:55:34Okay

00:55:35Tie the knot well

00:55:37If not, I'll be left with cola

00:55:38Good

00:55:39Go

00:55:39Shoo

00:55:40Shoo

00:55:41Shoo

00:55:41Don't go

00:55:42Oh

00:55:48Bravo

00:55:49Bravo

00:55:51Touch my spine

00:55:53It's a sacred thorn

00:55:55Oh

00:55:56How beautiful

00:55:59How ugly

00:56:01Ambrose

00:56:02Don't complain

00:56:04Eppi

00:56:04The Ginocchinese

00:56:05It's killing me

00:56:07Why don't we leave?

00:56:09But the twins are waiting for us

00:56:11Let them wait

00:56:13It looks like I'm falling

00:56:14With seafood breadcrumbs

00:56:17I would go out

00:56:17But you couldn't die

00:56:18In China

00:56:19No

00:56:19Why did you come to Italy?

00:56:20How beautiful

00:56:23How ugly

00:56:26Ambrose

00:56:26He broke the cup

00:56:29Darnit

00:56:30He ran out of pills

00:56:31The pills

00:56:32Excuse me

00:56:33What pills do you take?

00:56:34No nothing

00:56:34Of the pills I was taking

00:56:35To see the world more beautiful

00:56:37But

00:56:37Now I don't need it anymore

00:56:38I found love

00:56:39But you, little twin

00:56:40Are you ready for tonight's foursome?

00:56:42And with me?

00:56:43I was born

00:56:43Ready

00:56:44Okay, sure.

00:56:45And you are not as beautiful as mine

00:56:46But you know

00:56:47He's nice

00:56:47It's funny

00:56:48He's from Naples

00:56:48You know

00:56:49He also wrote me a message

00:56:51Oh

00:56:51He says he's with me

00:56:52He wants to do things seriously

00:56:53Well

00:56:54But it's not that he's fat

00:56:55Are you kidding?

00:56:55Look, she's very shapeless.

00:57:00Are you going to Eva's?

00:57:02Certain

00:57:02You know I've become friends with you

00:57:04And he told me he's waiting for you

00:57:06In another room

00:57:07 True

00:57:07He wants to surprise you

00:57:09But first he wants you to sell yourself

00:57:12The thing will be mass

00:57:13Okay Ludo

00:57:14Maybe we were too aggressive.

00:57:16We have them too...

00:57:17No Giulia forgive me

00:57:18But one thing is that you want an adventure

00:57:20There is

00:57:21It's one thing if you write to me

00:57:23I beg you

00:57:23It would rip your panties off

00:57:26Your duck gutter

00:57:28Are we getting closer?

00:57:29Yes but you are not afraid

00:57:30I'm not afraid

00:57:31The smell hasn't gone away

00:57:33But what does it smell like?

00:57:34It smells like nothing

00:57:35Tell me, it doesn't smell of anything here

00:57:37I like you so much

00:57:38I don't know what I would do for you, you beautiful little mouse

00:57:44What's up?

00:57:45Peppina Cosa

00:57:46I feel guilty

00:57:47I have never cheated on my wife

00:57:48But I didn't betray mine either

00:57:49But since sooner or later

00:57:51Time passes

00:57:52It passes and passes

00:57:53This evanescent beauty

00:57:54It will end

00:57:55And can we ever live with regret

00:58:00Where are you going?

00:58:00From Andrea

00:58:01And where are you going?

00:58:02Oh, see you in Luna?

00:58:04Did he say see you in Luna?

00:58:05No Peppina

00:58:06It's like this in Luna

00:58:07He did it like this

00:58:08And then Andrea

00:58:09Is that so?

00:58:10How so?

00:58:11What do you want to receive?

00:58:12And tell me

00:58:36Here we are

00:58:42Yes it's clear that if I'm here

00:58:43It's just to spite you

00:58:44To that monster of a husband of mine

00:58:45And I'm here to prove it to you

00:58:47That I can do it much better than him

00:58:50Leo

00:58:51But are you sure you don't feel anything?

00:58:53No

00:58:54Is anything on loan?

00:58:55Hate

00:58:56Is anything on loan?

00:58:59No

00:59:01Enough talking

00:59:02Por

00:59:03Yes your slut

00:59:04Yes yes

00:59:05Yes your slut

00:59:08Yes

00:59:08Let's do something

00:59:08I read you

00:59:09I read you

00:59:09Let's mask ourselves

00:59:10A nice mask

00:59:11Here it is

00:59:11Let's solve the problem

00:59:12Yes

00:59:13What do you make me do?

00:59:14I have no idea

00:59:14What do you make me do?

00:59:16Leo

00:59:17What socket?

00:59:19Leo

00:59:22Yes vous plé

00:59:23Se peut?

00:59:25Se peut no?

00:59:26I'm making myself beautiful for you

00:59:27Ah se peut

00:59:28If possible

00:59:33After you

00:59:34Permit

00:59:36HI

00:59:36Am I bothering you?

00:59:38I absolutely have to do it for you

00:59:39Have something given to you

00:59:39You come

00:59:40What happened?

00:59:41Keep

00:59:42What do you think?

00:59:44You look good dressed like this

00:59:45And the costume is for my new burlesque act

00:59:47I want to show you

00:59:48Of course I want to see it

00:59:50Do you want to see it?

00:59:51But do you have something to eat first?

00:59:52But I'll show you what I do

00:59:55But do you know that this is the first time I feel uglier than a man?

00:59:58But what are you saying?

01:00:00You are very pretty

01:00:01But which cute one?

01:00:03You are a real hottie

01:00:05A very hot broken face

01:00:08What an exciting pain

01:00:10HI

01:00:11Love

01:00:11Let's take a nice selfie

01:00:12A selfie?

01:00:13Yes

01:00:13While we make love

01:00:14While we make love?

01:00:15No

01:00:15Why not?

01:00:16But my wife who calls me

01:00:16Can't you hear?

01:00:17Hand

01:00:17Don't hear me

01:00:18I have to go

01:00:18I can't stay

01:00:19But no love please

01:00:20You don't have to go away

01:00:21You have to stay here with me

01:00:22But I fell in love

01:00:23I'm in love with you

01:00:25Come on

01:00:25And the strong heart

01:00:26Yes

01:00:26My heart is beating fast

01:00:27Just made all

01:00:33Now make yourself comfortable

01:00:35Okay?

01:00:35Yes

01:00:36We are first

01:00:37We are first

01:00:44Hi girls

01:00:47Hello four eyes

01:00:48But then

01:00:49So what?

01:00:50But have you read our messages?

01:00:52Yes, we have read them.

01:00:52Oh yes it is

01:00:53And what do I think about it?

01:00:54And what do I think about it?

01:00:57This

01:00:58But I was too sincere

01:01:00Enough

01:01:01But where is the forcing?

01:01:02What the hell is there in the house, a fitting?

01:01:04Calm

01:01:04We're almost there

01:01:05Come on, go

01:01:06The appointment is right here

01:01:07Yes

01:01:08He wanted it to be just sex

01:01:09Well now you say

01:01:10I already have the handbrake on

01:01:12And calla

01:01:13But the handbrake is bent

01:01:14Come on

01:01:15Now she'll take care of you

01:01:37Good

01:01:38Are you cheating on yourself with Andrea?

01:01:40And then you asked for it

01:01:41Look Celeste

01:01:42I would never have come

01:01:44In this room to betray you

01:01:45I'm here

01:01:46He said it There is it

01:01:48And no one?

01:01:52I am here

01:01:52Madonna you know

01:01:53Your little message struck me.

01:01:55You are really

01:01:56A romantic

01:01:58And that I'm a neo-malodic singer

01:02:00Very famous

01:02:00The poetic vein

01:02:01Stronger than me

01:02:02And you tell me that the more you say it

01:02:03And I can't wait anymore

01:02:05To jump on you

01:02:07See for convenience

01:02:08I'm coming now

01:02:08Thank you

01:02:10Eat this is missing in the chair

01:02:11At that time

01:02:12I'm being spied on

01:02:13See for convenience

01:02:14How we sponge

01:02:15How many are spied on

01:02:17From from

01:02:18Eva I can take

01:02:20A glass of water

01:02:20For the blood pressure pill

01:02:22The pill?

01:02:22But which pill?

01:02:24But you're thinking

01:02:24The pill you

01:02:25But I can't wait

01:02:26To kiss you

01:02:27To touch your sculpted brumiali

01:02:28No

01:02:31How much is written?

01:02:33One, two, half an hour before

01:02:39Thirty

01:02:41Eve!

01:02:42Oh my god the heart

01:02:52And the Madonna

01:02:56Leo

01:02:56I

01:02:57I cannot

01:03:00I am

01:03:01Married

01:03:03But do you hear this voice?

01:03:05It comes from outside

01:03:05It doesn't come from within

01:03:07I'm sure it comes from outside

01:03:08I'm sure of it

01:03:08No my conscience comes from within

01:03:10It's out

01:03:11He tells me don't do it Bianca go

01:03:13Don't go Bianca

01:03:14Don't go away

01:03:14If only you would hold me back

01:03:15Stay here

01:03:16Don't go away Bianca

01:03:17No, don't go

01:03:18No, don't go

01:03:19Bianca don't go

01:03:20Wait till I get you

01:03:21Wait

01:03:21But are you holding me back?

01:03:22No no no

01:03:23Don't go away Bianca

01:03:24Bianca don't go away

01:03:25White

01:03:25Don't go away

01:03:38White

01:03:39There was my mosquito

01:03:41You'll understand, I also have good blood

01:03:43The last mosquito that bit me

01:03:45He gave me 5 stars on TripVisor

01:03:47When are we here?

01:03:52Here it is

01:03:54Oh my god they're burning me

01:03:58Oh my god they made me red in the middle

01:04:00Burn

01:04:01Burn

01:04:08Oh beautiful

01:04:10Finally he gets laid

01:04:12Smell that scent

01:04:14But what kind of PhD do you want?

01:04:15To the panettone

01:04:16Good

01:04:22But I didn't want to

01:04:25My mother

01:04:49She's the one who looked for me

01:04:51It was you who looked for me

01:04:53Doll

01:04:57No no no no no no no no no no no no

01:05:12Arrival

01:05:17Well done

01:05:18You did a beautiful dance

01:05:19Compliments

01:05:20Good night

01:05:20And don't blush

01:05:21Listen to me

01:05:22Because if not I

01:05:22I walk

01:05:24Good night

01:05:25But I've never made love

01:05:27With a handsome man like you

01:05:28But what do I do with women?

01:05:30I don't know

01:05:55But what did you do?

01:05:56What happened?

01:05:56But where are your muscles?

01:05:57But how is the turtle here?

01:05:59Touch it

01:05:59Oh my god, everything here is soggy.

01:06:01Look at the biceps here

01:06:02Look at this stuff

01:06:03I was also a drummer

01:06:04I studied with the durandurama

01:06:05We're kidding

01:06:06I worked so hard

01:06:07And oh

01:06:08God, you're also bald

01:06:09But I do it on purpose

01:06:10I have the machine

01:06:11I do it every day

01:06:40No stop

01:06:42My boyfriend

01:06:42My boyfriend wanted me to quit burlesque

01:06:44He wanted me to give up my passion

01:06:45I didn't do it

01:06:46And he left you?

01:06:47Yes

01:06:48But you did well

01:06:49Because if a name really loves you

01:06:51You can't be asked to give up your passions.

01:06:53You say?

01:06:56Yes?

01:06:58Thanks Andrea

01:06:59I was about to lose my ambrogio

01:07:00Ah the piece is beautiful

01:07:03An extraordinary number

01:07:04I will have succeeded

01:07:04HI

01:07:05HI

01:07:05There's no point in unwrapping me

01:07:07I know it's you anyway

01:07:10Briquette

01:07:12And thank goodness you didn't like it.

01:07:15Alright

01:07:15Anyway if you want now

01:07:17We may not even see each other anymore

01:07:19What?

01:07:20Don't see us anymore

01:07:21Me with you

01:07:23I want to take silence

01:07:26Love

01:07:27Hey

01:07:29You killed me

01:07:30Tell me something that will solve your problem

01:07:34Get up

01:07:37My soleus fell on me

01:07:40Mom Luca

01:07:41Hey

01:07:42For there

01:07:43She even fainted

01:07:44Help

01:07:45Ambrocio

01:07:49Love

01:07:50Love

01:07:51Thank goodness you came

01:07:52Call Bianca

01:07:53You call the waiter yourself

01:07:54Those strong ones

01:07:55Go rent a forklift

01:07:57Take this truck away

01:07:58Dadosso

01:07:59And I wanted to forgive you

01:08:01No

01:08:01Love

01:08:01Suffocates

01:08:02Love

01:08:03Where

01:08:04Eve

01:08:08Eva, but you're crazy

01:08:10You're crazy

01:08:11Look what I did to you

01:08:12Get the drops put in

01:08:13Come on

01:08:13Get the drops put in

01:08:14Open

01:08:15Open

01:08:16Pius on

01:08:17Pius on

01:08:21Pius on

01:08:22Pio down

01:08:23Pius on

01:08:23Pio down

01:08:24Pio down

01:08:25Pio down

01:08:26Burn

01:08:26Come on, stay still

01:08:30Pious

01:08:30Here it is

01:08:31But you squeezed it all out

01:08:32Yes I squeezed it all

01:08:33Everything everything

01:08:34Everything everything

01:08:34Now I'm better now

01:08:36Listen to something

01:08:37But it's true that I stopped taking the pill

01:08:39Like the pill

01:08:40I quit

01:08:41Oh God no

01:08:43He wants another woman's child

01:08:46It's over

01:08:50I thought I had found love

01:08:52But instead

01:08:52But what instead?

01:08:53But instead nothing

01:08:54I didn't find it anymore

01:08:55Look what I saw

01:08:56That there was someone who

01:08:57But who

01:08:58Who

01:08:59Hand

01:09:00But but between

01:09:01Shear

01:09:01Hand

01:09:02But yes instead

01:09:03Are you sure?

01:09:04Hi give me the bottle

01:09:07There are those who say

01:09:11That when you get older and grow up

01:09:14It is not possible

01:09:16Unfortunately

01:09:18To give more meaning to the holidays

01:09:22My mother

01:09:25My mother, on the other hand, claims

01:09:29What a Christmas

01:09:30It's the only day he prays

01:09:34Why there is snow

01:09:36My father

01:09:39He's been making the same nativity scene for years

01:09:44And he says

01:09:45If I don't do it

01:09:49I'm not happy

01:09:51And it's raining

01:09:53It's raining outside

01:09:57Snow

01:10:00White

01:10:01Oh Bianca

01:10:03You know I had a fantastic dream

01:10:05Truly

01:10:05I was in the company of many women

01:10:08From 42 to 47 years old

01:10:11Who wanted to make love to me

01:10:13And I

01:10:14And I

01:10:18What beautiful skin you have

01:10:19Oh mama

01:10:21What soft skin

01:10:23What did you do waxing

01:10:24Or did you use the giletta machine?

01:10:27It's not me and the suitcase

01:10:28Pearl

01:10:30But I wasn't supposed to leave tonight.

01:10:32No

01:10:32I'm leaving now

01:10:33You're leaving tonight

01:10:34And let me look

01:10:34That I didn't even prepare myself

01:10:35But don't leave with me

01:10:36No

01:10:37Leave with her

01:10:38From parts

01:10:39Take me with you

01:10:40It's an order

01:10:44What a pain

01:10:45What a pain

01:10:46Of repentance

01:10:48White

01:10:49Bianchina

01:10:50Where

01:10:51Where did she go?

01:10:51White

01:10:53Bianchina

01:10:54But really gone away

01:10:55You who are a real idiot

01:10:57Twenty years wasted with a clown

01:10:59But there's no way I'd marry him.

01:11:00If it wasn't for Simone

01:11:01I don't want to see him anymore

01:11:03Hi love

01:11:06What do we have to dance?

01:11:09That

01:11:09Have you decided to leave?

01:11:11After what you did?

01:11:12Oh me

01:11:12Are you telling me?

01:11:13Look beautiful, I saw you

01:11:14Entering Andrea's room

01:11:16Are you stupid?

01:11:16But what is he doing there?

01:11:17What is he doing there?

01:11:18Look, there it is

01:11:18It's true that I consider myself an idiot

01:11:20But you're exaggerating though, eh?

01:11:21I'm not exaggerating.

01:11:22Because if I had known

01:11:23What you were doing

01:11:24Me with Andrea

01:11:25I actually went to bed with him

01:11:27But you hug us

01:11:31But then then

01:11:32Did nothing happen?

01:11:35Nothing happened

01:11:39I love you

01:11:41I love you

01:11:43I love you

01:11:48But what is this smell?

01:11:52Ambrugarmene

01:11:52That I'm happy

01:11:54Because finally

01:11:54Our children

01:11:55They found love

01:11:57Here they are

01:11:58I was talking about you

01:11:59It's a nice pronunciation though eh

01:12:01He doesn't really speak dialect

01:12:03Precise like me

01:12:03But why are you angry with me?

01:12:05He has it in for her

01:12:06Like me

01:12:06I have it in for my father

01:12:07Because you know what you are?

01:12:09You two are idiots

01:12:10Oh my goodness

01:12:11What are you saying, idiot?

01:12:12Hey down

01:12:12Here are the words

01:12:13But I don't understand Milanese

01:12:14The meaning

01:12:14No but

01:12:15But he is polite

01:12:16Because it's her side

01:12:17To me?

01:12:17Thank you

01:12:18But what have we done?

01:12:19It's your fault

01:12:20Giulia Ludovica left us

01:12:22Look here

01:12:22It would rip your panties off

01:12:24But is it possible?

01:12:24But go to that country

01:12:26And you forget my name

01:12:27No Peppi what have we done?

01:12:29But did he catch his underwear?

01:12:30Peppi as underwear

01:12:31The text messages we sent

01:12:33Huh?

01:12:33We were wrong

01:12:34The cell phones were those of the kids

01:12:35No

01:12:36Yes

01:12:36It's your fault

01:12:37Holy shit

01:12:38But you gave me the cell phone

01:12:40But you gave them to them

01:12:40I feel it's my fault

01:12:41Peppi everything that happens

01:12:42It's my fault here

01:12:43What are you doing?

01:12:44Make the head

01:12:44Peppi yes

01:12:45Make the head

01:12:46Peppi they make us pay for it

01:12:51But now we have to calm down.

01:12:53Because we're already at 140 beats per minute

01:12:55We must not exaggerate

01:12:56What are you joking?

01:12:57Love

01:12:58Love please

01:12:59Huh?

01:13:00I just put on the new cream

01:13:01The moisturizing one

01:13:02Is that the one you sponsor?

01:13:03Yes, that one there

01:13:04Oh

01:13:07Here the heartbeats are dropping

01:13:08I would stick to 100-120

01:13:10Yes indeed ideal for burning fat

01:13:12Well yes

01:13:13Yes

01:13:15But excuse me, what are you doing?

01:13:16It's live with the fans

01:13:18But now?

01:13:19Leo loves love

01:13:20He is a great lover

01:13:21But Leo has to shut up now

01:13:23Because he has to do

01:13:24Is Leo busy?

01:13:25HI

01:13:34Damn, misery

01:13:35Damn, misery

01:13:36Would I slap you?

01:13:37Wouldn't you slap me?

01:13:38I won't give them to you

01:13:39No, you have big hands.

01:13:40You're hurting yourself

01:13:41I'm not going to make a big face at you

01:13:42So much

01:13:43We were getting slapped around alone

01:13:45Do you understand what we've done?

01:13:47We ruined their love relationship

01:13:49It's not our fault

01:13:49It's not anyone else's fault

01:13:50I yours

01:13:51It's ours

01:13:52Well, it's ours.

01:13:52It's this damn cell phone's fault

01:13:55This is a damn cell phone

01:13:56Damn smartphone

01:13:59Damn cell phone

01:14:00Mazzia

01:14:02But what is he doing?

01:14:03But what is he doing?

01:14:03Did you throw it away?

01:14:04I threw away

01:14:04And why?

01:14:06Damn you

01:14:06Damn cell phone

01:14:07I threw away

01:14:08Do you understand how much it costs?

01:14:09But what the fuck do I care?

01:14:10It's not mine

01:14:10It's not yours

01:14:11But who am I?

01:14:12True is stupid

01:14:13Damn the misery

01:14:14But you cover it with the discount

01:14:15You cover another one

01:14:16Head

01:14:18Ungraceful

01:14:18But are you really stupid?

01:14:20But if I throw away the phone

01:14:21Look here

01:14:23Look here

01:14:24Destroyed

01:14:24A cell phone

01:14:26Goodbye cell phone

01:14:27But you're putting a bit of a nuisance into it

01:14:28A real nuisance

01:14:29And you're good to go.

01:14:29But what am I bothering you with?

01:14:30Are you kidding me?

01:14:31Can't you bother him?

01:14:32Hand

01:14:32Then throw it away

01:14:33Who cares?

01:14:34But who's stupid?

01:14:35You pissed me off

01:14:36No, you annoyed me

01:14:38No, you annoyed me

01:14:38You pissed me off

01:14:39Now you and I are parting ways

01:14:40One here and the other there

01:14:41And I don't give a damn

01:14:42But what do we divide?

01:14:43And here something has to be done

01:14:44For the boys

01:14:46But think about it

01:14:47Where is the wedding?

01:14:47When we give birth

01:14:48To our firstborn?

01:14:50As you would like

01:14:50Call him our son?

01:14:52Like my dad?

01:14:53It's right love

01:14:54Like your dad

01:14:55And what's your dad's name?

01:14:57Clovis

01:14:59Clovis

01:15:01Yes but the nursery

01:15:02Go to you, I'm ashamed

01:15:04Clovis

01:15:05Grandfather Clovis

01:15:06It can't be heard

01:15:07But I don't want to come

01:15:09Where are we going?

01:15:10Oh I don't know

01:15:11Over there

01:15:13Straight

01:15:14But are you sure?

01:15:16Don't worry

01:15:17I see

01:15:18Of absolution

01:15:19But?

01:15:20You have to trust

01:15:21Of my instinct

01:15:24It doesn't open

01:15:25But you have to open it like this

01:15:31It can be a disaster

01:15:32But where did we end up?

01:15:33Where did we end up?

01:15:34And here this seems

01:15:35It looks like the resort's monitor room

01:15:37But what are you doing?

01:15:38Are you there?

01:15:38But it's not like we're getting into trouble.

01:15:40Let's go away

01:15:40Then let's go away

01:15:41What should I do?

01:15:42Let's go away

01:15:46The boys

01:15:52We're blocking the elevator

01:15:53I didn't notice Simo

01:15:54We are like

01:15:55Type

01:15:56Do you want to tell me something else obvious?

01:16:00The elevator won't unlock

01:16:11Come with me

01:16:12I have to tell you something

01:16:19Never be stupid again

01:16:21Do it again

01:16:23And I'll cut your head off

01:16:25I have to tell you something

01:16:29And then I love you

01:16:30And then I love you

01:16:31And then I love you

01:16:33You're making me sick

01:16:34He kissed me on the mouth

01:16:35For the enthusiasm

01:16:36But what enthusiasm

01:16:37The enthusiasm

01:16:37Eh, I'm happy for them

01:16:39But you think about our wives

01:16:41The one we put him through

01:16:43Oh mama

01:16:44How much guilt we have

01:16:45How many faults

01:16:46Especially yours

01:16:47Taxi!

01:16:48But there isn't a taxi already

01:16:49This place!

01:16:50Bianca, leave it alone

01:16:51Which is half an hour

01:16:51That's what I look like

01:16:52There is none

01:16:52No

01:16:57What are you doing?

01:16:58There is no part of it

01:16:59Darnit

01:16:59How did my

01:17:00Curled and beaten

01:17:01With Ascetunno

01:17:01He didn't die

01:17:02It doesn't fall apart

01:17:02And in fact

01:17:03We lost it

01:17:04Who do you make with me

01:17:05We lost it

01:17:06I would slap myself

01:17:07Slap in the face family

01:17:08Slap in the face family

01:17:10Slap

01:17:10Don't do that

01:17:11Don't treat yourself like that

01:17:14Ambroglio

01:17:14Give me the slap

01:17:15No

01:17:15Give me the slap

01:17:16I would never allow myself

01:17:17Please

01:17:18I would never allow myself

01:17:19Give me the slap

01:17:20But who are you, you idiot?

01:17:20Give me the slap

01:17:21And I would like to myself

01:17:22Hope to be bored

01:17:23But I hear their voices

01:17:25We want to be loyal

01:17:26We want to be honest

01:17:27Let's tell each other the truth

01:17:28Yes

01:17:29When you met me

01:17:30The first time

01:17:30What did you think of me?

01:17:31What did you think?

01:17:32Tell me a little

01:17:33I have to say

01:17:33Tell me a little

01:17:34You said it was really a toilet

01:17:36Um

01:17:36Bravo

01:17:37Give me the bollard

01:17:38Give me the bollard

01:17:39Truths must be told

01:17:41My dear

01:17:41We said them

01:17:42Oh but I'm afraid

01:17:43A little secret

01:17:44A secret

01:17:45Look what I have

01:17:46I always keep it close to me

01:17:48This is

01:17:48But who is he like?

01:17:50It's a photo of Bianca

01:17:51This

01:17:51When he was in high school

01:17:53She was the most beautiful

01:17:54Of the whole school

01:17:54Of all the high schools

01:17:55Of all the high schools

01:17:55Imagine the others that were

01:17:57Oh mama

01:17:57And today it's even more beautiful

01:17:59Yes

01:18:00But

01:18:01Look how stupid we are

01:18:02We men

01:18:03What a love

01:18:06What a pity

01:18:12We are single

01:18:13Abrogio she cries in the morning

01:18:14He cries in the evening

01:18:15He's always crying

01:18:16His reasons

01:18:16But you're a reason for me too

01:18:17Then I'm going to cry too

01:18:19But where are you going?

01:18:21Without us

01:18:25But am I wrong or not?

01:18:27But then it's true that I

01:18:28I have that beautiful face

01:18:30Extraordinary

01:18:30Fantastic

01:18:31Friendly

01:18:32Sublime

01:18:32What everyone says

01:18:33I'm wrong

01:18:35Erri

01:18:35I know you

01:18:36At this point I

01:18:37I'm going back to go out

01:18:37To the catastrophe

01:18:40I love you

01:18:42I love you

01:18:43I love you

01:18:47Love I love you

01:18:51Yes okay now these two here

01:18:53They kiss

01:18:53They put it in your mouth

01:18:54They are there

01:18:55They huddle together in front of everyone

01:18:56We begin

01:18:57Do you want something too?

01:18:58Well, a little bit

01:18:59A thing

01:19:02So next time you think about it

01:19:07Damn you hurt me

01:19:08You really hit a ball

01:19:10It's not there now

01:19:11Ouch, what a thing

01:19:12Jingle bell

01:19:13Jingle bell

01:19:14Jingle all the way

01:19:16Jingle night

01:19:17Jingle night

01:19:18Jingle night

01:19:19Jingle all the way

01:19:20But still here

01:19:21Doing persecution

01:19:22But what are you doing?

01:19:23It must be from Santa Claus

01:19:24Yes from Santa Claus

01:19:25But at most

01:19:26You're just making a joke

01:19:27Ambro

01:19:27Gravatene

01:19:29Help

01:19:30Ninth

01:19:31I don't want to understand

01:19:31No no no

01:19:32Ninth

01:19:33Ninth

01:19:34I fell on my feet

01:19:38Here we are

01:19:39Merry Christmas

01:19:40Merry Christmas

01:19:41HI

01:19:42Merry Christmas

01:19:43As you know

01:19:43Simo this is for Ludovica

01:19:46And who is it for?

01:19:48This is for Giulia

01:19:49Bring it

01:19:50Bring it

01:19:50Bring it up

01:19:51I'll surprise you

01:19:54But what a handsome boy I have

01:19:56Give it to me

01:19:57His name is dad

01:19:59I'm a beautiful copy

01:20:00Very

01:20:01I mean I don't know how I feel but

01:20:05Merry Christmas Giulia

01:20:06Merry Christmas

01:20:07What is it?

01:20:08Congratulations

01:20:09Congratulations

01:20:17Can I keep that?

01:20:19Can I keep that one?

01:20:20Of course

01:20:22And here too I came out well

01:20:24There's something I really, really want

01:20:28Ask me anything

01:20:29I even dream about it at night

01:20:31Tell me

01:20:32A garbage can all my own

01:20:34Yes but I have to promise myself something

01:20:36That we bring it home in the evening

01:20:37I don't trust myself to leave him out

01:20:39Oh thank you but thank you

01:20:40Thank you

01:20:41Simone

01:20:43Ricky but

01:20:43What is it?

01:20:45Open it

01:20:48But it's beautiful

01:20:50I don't believe you

01:20:51It's big for me though

01:20:53So he'll have you next year too

01:20:56Merry Christmas love

01:20:57Thank you for being part of my life

01:21:02Look at our boys kissing

01:21:05This is true love

01:21:06True love

01:21:08Not virtual

01:21:09Listen, but what if instead of being a fashion blogger

01:21:13If I were a mommy blogger

01:21:15Eh

01:21:18Leo really likes the idea of being an influencer dad

01:21:32Oh the movie is over

01:21:34But she liked the movie

01:21:35Very much

01:21:36Me too, a lot

01:21:37Very much

01:21:37Anyway next year the film

01:21:39We will do it in Ponte di Legno in the north

01:21:41No, it's cold in the north

01:21:42In the south

01:21:42It's snowing in the south

01:21:43Can't you see it's snowing there?

01:21:44But there is snow in the south it is warm

01:21:46Christmas in the South

01:21:47I do it in the north

01:21:48Each one has his own Christmas in the north and in the south

01:21:50All right

01:21:50This means that we will send our greetings via the web.

01:21:52Do you have the web?

01:21:53We keep the broadband

01:21:54Oh keep the broadband

01:21:55But keep the band of sharpshooters

01:21:57But it pleases

01:21:59We keep a lot of megabytes

01:22:00Yes megabyte capacieri friarelli

01:22:03We have fiber now

01:22:04Yes the fiber that has bumarola

01:22:06Oh I tell myself a little something

01:22:07But she tweets

01:22:08It doesn't seem like it

01:22:09But make faces

01:22:10And what are the little faces?

01:22:11When he smiles it's like this

01:22:12Yes

01:22:12When she's sulking

01:22:13I have to make faces too

01:22:17One moment one moment

01:22:18Let's take a selfie

01:22:19A selfie

01:22:19Eppi but all of you

01:22:20But what do I do with women?

01:22:21I don't know

01:22:22Go away

01:22:23This this this

01:22:24This this

01:22:24But don't mess up your hair

01:22:25Yes, you have this hair

01:22:27So where are we going to spend this Christmas?

01:22:29I do it in the north

01:22:30I do it in the south

01:22:30No let's do one thing

01:22:31Let's do it between north and south

01:22:33Therefore

01:22:33Merry Christmas to all

01:22:35Both beautiful and ugly

01:22:37But I'm making a bad decision

01:22:38No no you can have a bad one

01:22:39Ah, you make faces at us

01:22:40I don't know well.

01:22:41You make us face

01:22:42Merry Christmas

01:22:43Merry Christmas to all

01:22:44Merry Christmas

01:22:46And to them

01:22:47Merry Christmas

01:22:48Merry Christmas to all

01:22:50Merry Christmas to all

01:22:53Merry Christmas to all

01:22:54Merry Christmas to all

01:22:55Merry Christmas to all

01:22:56Merry Christmas to all

01:22:56It's love that speaks

01:22:57For those who live dreaming

01:22:59The summer of winter

01:23:00In the light of the sun

01:23:04We will dance among ourselves again

01:23:08As long as the joy remains standing

01:23:12Look how this face changes

01:23:15When I see your smile

01:23:17When I sing for you

01:23:19An Italian Christmas

01:23:22Where love lives

01:23:24Under a starry sky

01:23:26I warm my skin

01:23:27In the light of the sun

01:23:29An Italian Christmas

01:23:31For those who love love

01:23:33For those who live dreaming

01:23:35The summer of winter

01:23:36In the light of the sun

01:23:37Dancing, dancing

01:23:39Dancing, dancing

01:23:55An Italian Christmas

01:23:58Where love lives

01:24:00Under a starry sky

01:24:02I warm my skin

01:24:03In the light of the sun

01:24:04An Italian Christmas

01:24:06For those who love love

01:24:09For those who live dreaming

01:24:11The summer of winter

01:24:12In the light of the sun

01:24:33Can I ask you a question?

01:24:34Yes, and the face?

01:24:35But what does she have like an ass?

01:24:38Hey, I have it here

01:24:39And of course he has it.

01:24:40But I have it here

01:24:40I don't have it here

01:24:41I mean, don't your butts feel cold?

01:24:43Cold the butts

01:24:44Huh?

01:24:44But I feel hot here

01:24:45I feel hot

01:24:46Here it looks right

01:24:47Saint Melsec

01:24:47What else did he put in there?

01:24:48Saint Melsec

01:24:49But was it San Melsec?

01:24:50To Caglianiello Massimo

01:24:51But no, San Melsec

01:24:52Where it's hot

01:24:53It's going great

01:24:54But don't freeze the vases

01:24:54I'll tell you the ass

01:24:55Frid, frid, frid, frid

01:24:56Oh mama

01:24:58I do not know

01:24:58It's strange

01:24:59Anyway

01:25:00Merry Christmas

01:25:01To her, thank you

01:25:02We will dance among ourselves again

01:25:06As long as the joy remains standing

01:25:09Look how this face changes

01:25:14When I see your smile

01:25:16When I sing for you

01:25:18An Italian Christmas

01:25:21Where love lives

01:25:23Under a starry sky

01:25:25I warm my skin

01:25:26In the light of the sun

01:25:27An Italian Christmas

01:25:29For those who love love

01:25:32For those who live dreaming

01:25:34Summer and winter

01:25:35In the light of the sun

01:25:36Dancing, dancing

01:25:54An Italian Christmas

01:25:56Where love lives

01:25:58Under a starry sky

01:26:00I warm my skin

01:26:01In the light of the sun

01:26:03An Italian Christmas

01:26:05For those who love love

01:26:07For those who live dreaming

01:26:09Summer and winter

01:26:10In the light of the sun

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